Chapter 147: The Troublesome Woman Fetish Is Real

Chapter 147: The Troublesome Woman Fetish Is Real

I sighed heavily, being talented sucks.

A yakuza smelled the aroma of the food I made in the kitchen so he called his friends and in the end I had to prepare a banquet under the pretense that this was a celebration banquet, although this doesn't really bother me, I'm used to the labor exploitation.

During the banquet, Chitoge met my now 'brother', Raku. God, it sounds so weird when I think about it.

Today was the first day of school so she and Raku met after an argument or something, a cliché soap opera encounter.

Apparently, both have a bad impression of each other so they started arguing.

I ignored this as I don't care and just continued eating in peace, but was somehow dragged into the discussion as Raku finally noticed my presence.

"A-Aniki..." – Raku started to tremble when he saw me.

There is respect and fear in his expression which should normally be strange since before today, I was his father's subordinate.

The reason this guy respects me is that he knows that, at least in the human world, I am one of the main people responsible for helping to keep the yakuza situation stable since I killed every person who caused problems for the family. Ichijo.

Although this is good since I took out various sexual harassers, drug dealers, gang members, and other types of troublesome idiots, it's also because this that Raku fears me since he knows that I've murdered 370 people (at least that's the estimated number by the police, I don't even know how many people I have killed since it is something unimportant).

In a way, my relationship with Raku is similar to my relationship with my sister since that brat is also afraid of me even though she sometimes shows traces of affection.

I sighed. – "Raku, you must not be rude to the guests"

"I'm sorry aniki..." - Raku apologized, but there was still anger in his eyes when he saw Chitoge.

It's rare for Raku to hold a grudge so something else must have happened.

I saw Raku unconsciously move his hand to his chest several times as if he was worried about something.

Now that I remember this fool told me about a promise he made when he was a kid, something about a marriage and a necklace or something stupid like that, I really just pretended to care since being friends with my boss's son is a convenient thing, but now I think this fool is not wearing his collar.

I raised an eyebrow pretending that this mattered to me. – "Raku, it is strange that you do not have your necklace on"

Raku stood still for a moment, then sighed bitterly. – "I lost it today at school..."

Raku seemed to want to hide his anger towards Chitoge so she must have been the cause which doesn't surprise me since she seems like the kind of woman who easily causes trouble.

The more I think about it, the more I wish it would be Raku who stays with this girl while I do more important things...

I sighed and nodded. – "Later we will go to your school, I will help you find your necklace"

Raku's eyes lit up and he nodded. – "Thank you Aniki!"

Whatever.

Chitoge seemed to want to make a disparaging comment towards Raku, but the fact that he is my 'little brother' made her go silent as if she had remembered the incident from earlier.

It seems that my method of instilling manners is working, this is good.

Mr. Ichijo and Adelt seemed pleased with the interaction between us youth group.

In this group, I'm technically the adult so it's normal that I'm the one in charge of keeping order.

While we were still enjoying our food, I heard the noise of a fight at the entrance of the residence.

When I looked at Mr. Ichijo I saw that he and Adelt had sour expressions as if they had expected this.

"Let's see what happens" - Mr. Ichijo sighed and stood up.

When we went out to the main courtyard we saw that at the entrance of the residence there was a fight between the yakuzas and several men in white suits.

Both groups belonged to the supernatural world, but they weren't using any special abilities and were only using combat techniques within what was humanly acceptable.

There is a rule of the Will of the World that prevents publicly revealing the supernatural side to ordinary humans, so public battles are usually through firearms and martial arts, which is convenient for me since according to Mr. Ichijo, there are very few people in Japan who can rival my martial arts without considering supernatural factors.

"Fucking bastards!" – Sasaki shouted furiously as he fights with a white-haired man.

"You damn animals! How dare they kidnap our young miss?!" – The man shouted furiously as he counterattacked.

If I'm not mistaken, that man should be Claude, Adelt's right-hand man.

Both idiots kept fighting until the mafia representatives got tired of seeing their subordinates acting like children.

"Stop! They are shaming the image of the Bee Hive Gang!" – Adelt showed his authority as the leader of the mob.

"Bastards, stop acting like children!" – Mr. Ichijo also showed his authority and in an instant, both groups stopped fighting.

"Leader, these uncivilized people are causing trouble" – Claude spoke like a spoiled child who was scolded by his father.

"Boss, this bastard is a nasty bastard" – Sasaki was a troublesome kid who starts fights at school.

"Who are you calling a bastard?!" - Claude yelled furiously.

"To the only bastard who answers to being a bastard!" – Sasaki is a natural troublemaker.

"Stop peeling!" – Both mafia leaders were furious.

I think I'm beginning to understand the situation.

The yakuza and the Bee Hive Gang are enemies, however, the leaders of both organizations wish to collaborate through an alliance, but the problem is that the subordinates of both groups are stubborn idiots who are not willing to be allies.

This is where Chitoge comes in.

If the heirs of both families get married, both groups of idiots will have to accept the alliance, but there is a problem, Raku is not suitable to inherit the yakuza, and to make the problem worse if I marry Chitoge and the Bee Hive Gang discovers that I have other wives then those idiots will want to fight me which will cause an even bigger fight.

The only way to fix this problem is for Chitoge to genuinely fall in love with me, then she has to make a dramatic scene where she declares her feelings for me in front of the Bee Hive Gang which will make this group of stubborn idiots accepts the situation for the sake of Chitoge's happiness...

Thinking this far, I looked at Mr. Ichijo who, despite looking angry on the surface, showed micro-expressions of happiness as if everything was going according to his plan.

Great, now it turns out that everyone has perfect plans where I become the main piece... Shit.

"Claude, I don't want you to cause problems for our new allies" – Adelt spoke seriously.

"But leader..." – Claude looked like a child throwing a tantrum.

"No buts" – Adelt frowned. – "Besides, you are embarrassing my daughter in front of her fiancé"

These words made the people of the Bee Hive Gang freeze.

Adelt looked at Raku with a disdainful expression. – "Fiancé? This brat is not worthy of the lady."

"Me?" - Raku's eyes widened in horror. – "No no no no no, this is impossible, I don't want to marry this gorilla woman..."

I managed to evade detection from killers, I was able to evade the police, I hid from other criminal organizations... But I couldn't detect the presence of a normal girl without supernatural abilities?

If it wasn't for my new detection abilities and enhanced senses then I wouldn't have noticed her watching me since I arrived at Raku's school.

I sighed. – "Your talent as a stalker is amazing, you should become a celebrity scandal reporter"

"You're always so sarcastic" - The girl smiled. – "And I am not a stalker, I just like to watch you~"

I rolled my eyes. – "Wanting to look at someone when she is taking a bath is a crime"

"It's not a crime if there's no evidence~" - The girl smiled.

Great, she now she's using my words against me... Whatever.

"Fine, you win" – I smiled as sighed.

"Oh? Do you give up so easily? – The girl looked at me with surprise as if she had seen an unknown creature.

"You managed to follow me for two months and only now do I realize" – I found the situation amusing. – "Come on, I will invite you to eat something"

"The stingy guy is inviting me to eat, I feel so moved that I'll cry~" – The girl began to speak dramatically.

This girl... Well, I like her so I can accept this level of teasing.

Her name is Sumireko Sanshokuin, a beautiful girl who usually hides her appearance to avoid stalkers, although she likes to be called Pansy since she is her favorite flower.

I met her a year ago when I was doing my usual routine of checking out the city alleys for trouble.

An idiot was harassing her and although that idiot was not aggressive, Pansy was uncomfortable with the situation so when I walked by her she asked me for help.

I am not a gentleman and I helped her in exchange for some money for my lunch, what I did not expect is that the idiot was so stubborn that I had to beat him until his front teeth broke, after that the girl started looking for me and since she invited me to eat, I didn't avoid her.

What can I say, I'm like a dog, feed me and I'm useful.

Days later the idiot turned out to be an idiot stalker and somehow things escalated until, well, that idiot committed suicide from depression, a tragedy.

Curiously, that made the girl become more attached to me since whenever there was a problem she would look for me, and since she is pretty besides giving me money I kept taking care of her.

We never formalized a relationship since I avoided real relationships because my emotional, family, and work situation was not suitable for a relationship, besides, technically I was dying so it would only be something problematic.

We both arrive at one of the safe spots assigned by the yakuza, a simple cafe suitable for mobsters to hide when being chased by the police or for private conversations.

When we entered the place, one of the waiters recognized me as a member of the yakuza so he gave me a private place where I can chat without interruption.

We both sat down and chose something to eat.

"Don't your pockets bleed when you buy me a coffee?" - Pansy smiled at me after choosing the most expensive drink on the menu.

"My pride bleeds not realizing that a stalker watched me for two months" - I replied apathetically.

"Oh come on, don't be spiteful~" – Pansy smiled playfully at me. – "How about you punish me tonight~? My father went on a trip for a couple of months~"

Life lesson number 1: Don't stick your penis in a crazy woman.

It's ironic when I say it.

I smiled wryly. – "As tempting as your offer is, first I want you to answer me something"

"Do you want to know my three measurements?" - Pansy smiled. – "Oh wait, you already know~ Pervert~"

I shook my head and sighed. – "Since you have been following me for two months then you should already know"

"To know that you have been with many women?" - Pansy smirked. – "I always knew you were a womanizer"

I rolled my eyes. – "You know what I mean, my health"

There was a deep silence.

The waiter brought us our food and I began to enjoy a crepe and a simple coffee while Pansy looked at her plate without moving.

"Just so you know, I'm already healthy" – I finished eating and wiped my lips with a napkin, this meal wasn't too bad.

Pansy looked up and stared at me. – "Is it a white lie?"

I shrugged. – "I am a liar, but I do not lie out of pity"

Pansy sighed. – "10 years is not a long time..."

That shitty doctor told him my whole diagnosis, I'm going to hit him twice as hard...

"That's in the past" - I shrugged.

Pansy frowned. – "This diagnosis is from a week ago!"

God, what a drama.

Pansy stopped showing her teasing expression and she seemed to want to cry which made me feel a bit uncomfortable, stupid feelings of attachment.

"Pansy..." – I wanted to say something, but she entered her own world.

"Maybe with some money we can find a solution..." - Pansy seemed to want to comfort herself. – "Medicine continues to advance so there must be a solution..."

That 'we' didn't sound like her and me...

"Sumireko" – I called her by her name pulling her out of her thoughts. – "Who else knows about this?"

Pansy showed a complicated expression, if she's not willing to tell me I can think of some people capable of making her keep an important secret.

Let's see, among the women I've been involved with who are skilled at manipulating people there is only one who lives in this city...

I sighed tiredly. – "So you became friends with Ichika..."

Pansy smiled bitterly. – "Why can't you be dense and stupid? You make it hard to keep secrets..."

"Ichika?" – Tsubaki asked in my mind.

Although she saw many of my memories, she only saw my childhood memories that made me who I am now, she doesn't know the girls I got involved with in Japan.

"A woman a little troublesome..." - I answered with a sigh.

"Will she be part of your harem?" – Tsubaki asked me curiously since my definition of 'problem woman' can be something good or something bad.

"Yes" - I sighed tiredly. – "She is problematic, but I like her in a certain way"

I sighed internally, stupid feelings of attachment.