Chapter 208: Making the most of class time

Chapter 208: Making the most of class time

I sighed heavily as I struggled to resist the pain in my head.

"Senpai you are so cruel! You already have this cute kouhai and yet you are going to find more girls who call you senpai yamekete kudasai!"

...

"Hey Listen! Time for the teachers to moan your name while you spank their butts with a ruler muhahahaha!"

...Stupid voices in my head...

"We are about to arrive" – The driver of the car where I am traveling kindly warned me.

I sighed. – "Do I really have to do this?"

"It was an order from Ichijo-sama" - The driver spoke to me with irony and compassion. – "Come on boy, you have faced worse things, this is just a small obstacle"

...War is nicer than this shit...

I sighed and got out of the car when I reached the place of my next mission, the school.

"You look good in a school uniform" – Tsubaki spoke to me with affection.

"A teenager in a uniform...hehehe..." – Arisa was acting like a degenerate pedophile.

"Stop acting like a 40-year-old loser without motherly affection and focus on your task" – I massaged my forehead.

Mr. Ichijo gave me a simple but stupid mission, to be Raku's classmate.

Yesterday I went overboard with my acting when we were drunk and mentioned that I envy teenagers who live peaceful lives where they don't have to face death while surrounded by blood every day.

I did it to show that I'm not a genocidal sociopath, but my performance was so good that Mr. Ichijo worried about my mental health so he gave me a chance to have a normal life.

I tried to refuse saying that I am very busy and I didn't even finish elementary school, but he insisted that I need to learn to socialize with people my age and have friends, he even told me stories from his childhood where he got into trouble with his friends.

Since my identity as Seiji gives me a lot of work, Mr. Ichijo made the school allow me to skip classes when necessary and pass the subjects only with exams, but he insisted that it is better if I make an effort to make friends.

This paternal affection bothers me too much...

Since I kept insisting that this was a waste of time, Mr. Ichijo gave me a special mission.

I have to keep Raku out of trouble at the same time as I have to check out some rumors of supernatural events at school.

If I complete this mission, Mr. Ichijo promised to help me protect Lin Ruoxi from political pressure from China's prominent families.

Although my Authority makes me capable of fighting with most of the entities in this world, that is only in Japan so I need help to avoid the political problems with China.

I accepted this stupid mission and now I'm standing here like an asshole waiting for a teacher to come and guide me to my new classroom.

School started four days ago so it's not a problem if I attend classes, although many students will recognize me and Luis's reputation is not very good, in fact, I'm seen as the trash of society in this city.

"Let the school arc begin with misunderstandings and cheap romance! Yay!" – BB shouted with joy.

"A student yakuza? Sounds like a good cliche comedy anime..." – Coco seemed excited.

"The harem will increase with teachers with big breasts... Great is a sin..." - Rushia muttered like a serial killer.

"I know I shouldn't talk, but I want to see what schools are like in this world" – And now she was joined by the Life Goddess, Fauna.

"This seems interesting, do girls' school uniform skirts really defy gravity?" – And there is the Elves Goddess, Flare.

My head is a holiday village...

After a couple of minutes, I saw a teacher rush over to greet me.

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" – The teacher stopped for a moment to catch her breath as she ran to come and guide me.

"No problem, my arrival was sudden so it's me who should apologize" - I sighed without much interest.

While Seiji is a calculating, sadistic and joking man, Luis is moody and sometimes rude so it's normal to show my lack of interest in coming to class, but without being a disrespectful idiot.

The woman smiled at me without caring about my lack of interest in school. – "Nice to meet you, from today I will be your teacher Hihara Kyoko, you can call me Kyoko-sensei"

(Author's Note: Kyoko Hihara of Nisekoi)

A beautiful woman who is cheerful and energetic without being too nosy. She sure is popular with her students.

I forced a smile. – "I understand teacher, thank you for having me"

Kyoko smiled kindly and led me to the classroom.

"How would you like me to call you?" – Kyoko asked me kindly.

"Hey Listen! Let her call you daddy while you spank her butt!"

I sighed. – "Japanese honorifics sound strange with my name so I am fine with being called Luis, although I prefer honorifics as long as you do not call me by my last name..."

Although according to my system my name is still Luis Santos, after the divorce my name is now Luis Oosuki and I really don't want to use my mother's surname as the combination of a Western name and Japanese surname sounds strange.

"I understand, it's a pleasure to have you here Luis-kun" –Kyoko smiled gently as if she understood my difficult family situation.

It is likely that she read the file that the Ichijo family provided where it is mentioned that I am a juvenile delinquent seeking to straighten his path...

Seriously, people seem to love giving me the role of a victim of society to justify my stupidities, well, that's society.

When we arrived in front of the Kyoko room she made me wait a moment to introduce myself to her students.

I detected several familiar scents which reminded me that there are many girls I have yet to add to my harem.

Being a womanizer involves too much work...

Kyoko called me to enter the classroom. – "Luis-kun can you come in"

"Hey Listen! She said you penetrate her!"

This idiot is being too loud...

I entered the room and found several familiar faces.

"A-A-Aniki..." – Raku paled when he saw me.

Publicly I'm a disposable pawn working for Seiji so it's not uncommon for me to meet Raku, but in the public eye, I'm a minor gangbanger so the people who hate me looked at me with obvious hostility.

I used [Hero's Martyrdom] to absorb the spiritual damage that Kon and Ortro were taking.

Although I didn't tell Seraph about my curse since it might get me in trouble with Beast VII, Auriel's Blessing proved to be able to counteract this curse so I plan to take this opportunity to remove this troublesome thing.

[System Notification: The energy 'Reader's Madness' has been connected to the user's concept]

[Warning: The concept 'Adaptability' is too unstable. The existence of the user is at risk of collapsing if the concept is not stabilized]

And now is the most important moment...

[System Notification: The user's three plot armors have activated the energy 'Nakama Power']

[System Notification: The energy 'Reader's Madness' has created the skill 'Dissociative Identity']

[Dissociative Identity: We are all here and waiting for our turn to speak...

The user can create identity fragments to store Concepts. By activating this skill it is possible to change the user's Concept which will have effects on the user's skills, talents, and destiny.

Warning: Changing concepts has repercussions on the user's personality]

[System Notification: The 'Obsession' stat has negated the secondary effects of the 'Dissociative Identity' skill]

[System Notification: The user's soul has been damaged by the alterations of the existential laws. The skill 'Heroes Never Die' has been activated. 0.1% Positive Karma has been lost]

The moment Auriel's Blessing was activated I had [Mythomania] focus the blessing on the curse placed by Beast VII.

[System Notification: Auriel's Blessing has removed the curse on the user's soul. The user's potential, luck, destiny, talents, and growth speed are no longer being limited. The skill 'Mythomania' has prevented the entity '╠╩╦╩■' from discovering user actions]

I wiped the non-existent sweat from my forehead, it made me a little anxious.

The main reason I did this on Gaia was that if something went wrong, Beast VII would find me and at least here Alaya will be able to resist that entity's invasion while I run away with my harem leaving the world to die.

Well, that wasn't necessary so it doesn't matter.

[System Notification: The skill 'Dissociative Identity' has been activated

Concept: Adaptability > Protagonist]

Effects:

- Positive Karma Bonus

- Increased skills related to luck

- Reconfiguration of Destiny

- Bonus on Plot Armor

- Increased stupidity (Effect negated by 'Reader's Madness')]

"It went better than expected" - I sighed in relief.

I thought this would make me pass out which would give me an excuse to avoid classes, but well, it's nice when things work out.

BB disabled her skill and with [Anti-Rasen] I stabilized my existence again.

"Congratulations senpai, you are now a cockroach with the ability to adapt, now you are comparable to a parasite, more specifically a water bear~ How does it feel to be a microbe? Is senpai exposing some psychological complex?" – BB started talking nonsense, but I'm in a good mood so I spoke kindly to her.

"BB, thank you, this would not be possible without you, I am grateful to life for letting me meet you, you are a wonderful woman and I am lucky to have you with me, I love you" - I spoke with so much sugar that I wanted to vomit.

"... *BB-chan.exe has stopped working*" – BB made computer sounds and fainted while convulsing.

Her weakness is the same as Navi's, she can't stand direct and cloying affection.

"Luis..." - Tsubaki sighed. – "Food, in bed, and now this... Did you develop a fetish for making women pass out?"

...

Maybe... I hope not.

I stretched when the lunch bell rang.

Kyoko smiled at me. – "What do you think of my class?"

I smiled. – "I find it very useful, thank you"

One mistake and I would have caused the apocalypse, but all went well, definitely a useful class.

"I'm glad to hear that" – Kyoko smiled gently. – "Luis-kun, I need you to accompany me to the teachers' lounge"

Mr. Ichijo said that I will have a tutor who will give me private lessons since even if my academic knowledge is outstanding, I still need to experience what is a normal life or stupidity like that.

I nodded and accompanied Kyoko as the other students went to eat.

"See you in the dining room!" – Nana yelled at me energetically.

Even though I paid minimal attention to the class, I was still able to take notes with ease and since Nana seems bad at taking notes I let her copy my notes so I got a friend or something.

"It's good that you're starting to make friends" – Kyoko smiled at me as we walked.

A very kind teacher, if more teachers were attentive like her then the number of suicides in this country could decrease, although the family aspect is more important in this matter...

When we arrived in front of the teacher's room I felt a familiar presence, it was the teacher with pink hair that I met when I accompanied Ebina, I think her name was Mafuyu...

The staff room door opened and a woman came out of it, but since she seemed to be looking at a document she didn't realize that I was in front of her.

[System Notification: The Concept 'Protagonist' has been synchronized with the skill 'Lucky Pervert']

... I am stupid...

Even though I can easily dodge a Mach 20 attack, I couldn't react to what happened.

In a way that ignores all the laws of physics, the woman tripped over her own clumsiness, her arms reaching out and pressing my shoulders.

My own Destiny Energy and [Anti-Rasen] restrained my body preventing me from avoiding the woman and even though my body can withstand an atomic bomb, I was knocked down by Mafuyu as her lips pressed against mine.

"Mafuyu-sensei likes teenagers!" - Arisa yelled with disbelief in my mind. – "Although the protagonist was also 17 years old in the anime so this is understandable..."

I sighed internally, judging by the panicked looks from Kyoko, Mafuyu, and the other teachers I'm sure this will be troublesome...

Well at least her lips are soft so I didn't try to pull her away and I enjoyed the feel of her kiss.

Happiness is in enjoying the little things in life...