Chapter 256: Kemonomimis Magnet

Chapter 256: Kemonomimis Magnet

The power increase in [Reader's Madness] brought buffs to my Madness-based skills which caused [Dissociative Identity] to power up my Concepts which is good, but there are some problems.

My most stable Concept is still 'Protagonist' as using 'Hero' will cause hero summons to occur near me while using 'Martial Arts' will make my presence that of a monstrous warrior willing to face the whole world which will be too conspicuous.

The problem is that using 'Protagonist' increases the effects of my plot armors so I can't even travel in peace.

"Shut up and obey!" – An idiot in a balaclava shouted at the passengers of the plane where we are traveling in the direction of China.

Since we arrived at the airport and boarded the plane there were no problems.

I recommended using a private plane, but Lin Ruoxi decided that it was better to travel on a commercial plane since she doesn't like life that is unnecessarily luxurious.

Although I like her mentality where she can enjoy the simple things in life, she worries me about her lack of concern towards danger.

In the end, I let her do what she wants, anyway, it will be convenient to hit the idiots who have been watching us since we arrived at the airport.

Since we got on the plane, three people have been monitoring our movements.

Using [Reader's Perspective] I found out that they were sent by the asshole who wants to kidnap my wife.

They don't intend to attack us, but they have the mission to track my wife's movements, they are also going to check my fighting abilities since they got information that Lin Ruoxi hired me as her bodyguard.

For now, there are rumors that Lin Ruoxi is married and she started wearing a wedding ring, but since the identity of the husband is unknown, many people believe that this information is a disguise that she prepared to keep suitors away from her.

There is also information that the Ichijo family made deals with Yu Lei International, my wife's company.

These agreements are totally commercial, so Luis's relationship with Lin Ruoxi is not yet known.

Spies aside, there are eight assholes trying to hijack the plane.

They are not affiliated with the government, they are just extremists from some unimportant group that wants to make demands on the government.

When we entered the air territory of China this group of idiots took out weapons from their suitcases and began to threaten the passengers.

Unfortunately for the terrorists, on this plane, there are 8 people capable of defeating them with ease not counting Xiao Bai and me.

Stupid coincidences, here are several special forces agents and protagonists...

Currently, I have no interest in the plot armors of those protagonists as I analyzed them and they are not much besides Nyaruko warning me that the plot armor of a cultivation protagonist is much more problematic than the plot armor of other protagonists.

Although the cultivation protagonists have the most luck in obtaining resources and women, the number of problems surrounding them is overwhelming, moreover, the cultivation plot armor makes conquering women as easy as breathing which is boring.

For now, I used a skill from BB to leave a mark on the protagonists so I can search for them if I need to get more Energy of Destiny, but I won't pay much attention to them since my priorities are my wife's safety and weakening the cultivator sects.

I thought of ignoring the whole thing and letting another protagonist deal with the problem, but some damn moron noticed Lin Ruoxi's appearance.

"Heh, it would be a waste not to take advantage of such an outstanding beauty" – The idiot smiled like a degenerate as he looked at my wife.

I sighed. – "I insist, you are a problematic woman"

Lin Ruoxi remained expressionless, she doesn't have the slightest trace of fear and is totally indifferent towards the group of idiots, she even took out a magazine about business and began to read nonchalantly.

"Seriously?" - I sighed ironically.

"You are my bodyguard, this is your job" – My wife replied with slight amusement.

This woman's attitude has become more teasing since she started trusting me. Well, that's better than the smug and aloof attitude similar to an ice cube with no personality.

I unbuckled my seat belt and stood up.

"Damn brat, don't move!" – The idiot pointed the gun at my face.

I slightly changed my appearance to pass as a young Chinese man, but I look like an 18 or 19-year-old so it's normal for some people to treat me like a child.

I sighed. – "Sir, shooting inside an airplane can break a glass which will cause a depressurization"

"That's not my damn problem!" – The idiot shouted causing the passengers to panic.

The protagonists remained calm as if this was normal, fucking idiots.

"Cultivation protagonists have the personality of a stone" – Nyaruko yawned. – "Don't expect them to do anything, they are similar to an NPC that only acts when they are forced to follow the plot or when they see an opportunity to act like smug idiots"

"It's depressing to admit it, but she's right" – System Goddess sighed. – "Most cultivators only step in when they can make a profit, though some may want to help out and look like a hero to gain your wife's attention"

I saw that an idiot protagonist looked at Lin Ruoxi and began to assess whether it is worth getting involved in this situation to get closer to my wife.

"Senpai will have a lot of headaches from having beautiful wives~"

I sighed. – "Well, I warned you"

I didn't allow the terrorist to speak and I got closer in an instant.

I quickly broke his hand so he couldn't pull the trigger, then hit his head to knock him unconscious without killing him since I don't want to have to explain myself to the police, that's too much trouble.

Since I'm now pretending to be an elite bodyguard it's not uncommon to have some hidden weapons so I took out seven silver needles hidden inside the fabric of my clothes.

Before the other 7 terrorists could react, their foreheads were pierced by the needles making their bodies unable to move without killing them.

I quickly took the weapons from the terrorists and disarmed them, then broke the triggers so that the weapons could not be used again even if they were armed again.

With everything done, I returned to my seat next to my wife.

"You were late" – Lin Ruoxi spoke coldly.

She was actually a bit worried about my safety, but she must keep up the appearance that there is no romantic relationship between us.

"Oh, come on, it was only a minute" - I sighed. - "Give me a break"

"If you want a break then look for another job" – My wife continued reading her magazine without looking at me, although she let out a subtle sigh of relief.

The spies, special forces agents and protagonists were now keeping an eye on me since my movements are suitable for an elite soldier.

Although I didn't use supernatural skills, my speed, coordination, and acupuncture techniques make me worthy of recognition so now several people will pay attention to me which is helpful.

To make a comparison, I showed the same level of abilities that Xiao Bai had before she met me. Keep in mind that she was recognized as one of the deadliest assassins in the human world so this strength is enough for now.

The service personnel put the terrorists in seats and tied them up so they wouldn't cause trouble, though that's not necessary as the terrorists won't be able to move for a week even if their needles are removed.

Some stewardesses thanked me and even one of them hinted that I can ask her for a special service, although I feel that she does this with ulterior motives.

I felt a bond with that woman so I used [Character Sheet].

[Name: An Xin

Origin: My Wife is a Beautiful CEO

Categories: Woman. Secondary heroine. Jade skin beauty. Nine-Tailed Fox (Spoiler). Yang Chen's Harem (Spoiler)]

Oh, another future member of the harem of one of the best assassins in the world, Pluto... The original appearance of this chapter can be found at Ñøv€lß1n.

When I saw Lin Ruoxi's information I was surprised as Yang Chen is recognized as one of the strongest and most dangerous men in the human world, the God of Death Pluto.

I researched that man and it seems that he is not only an elite mercenary, but he is also influential in the supernatural world as there is evidence that he is the reincarnation of the god Hades.

Although I have already devoured and enslaved several gods, I must not underestimate the deities since the gods of this world are the servants of Alaya.

Leaving Pluto aside, that stewardess has the soul and smell of a human, but by carefully analyzing her I can see traces of demonic energy. Not the kind of energy of a demon from hell, but a beast that practices cultivation.

I sighed and looked at the beautiful woman who was breathing heavily with her eyes closed as she sat on the toilet seat.

Even though I'm using [Anti-Rasen] to restrict my bloodline, my existence as a protagonist and my abilities that affect non-human women made this woman manage to awaken her Nine-Tailed Fox bloodline.

Fortunately, I used [Mythomania] and [Anti-Rasen] to hide her lineage and identity so other entities wouldn't find her.

Now I can only sigh, my life is absurd.

"Congratulations senpai, now you're a kemonomimi waifus magnet~" - BB smirked.

"Oh, you finally understood the difference between kemonomimi and furry" – Nyaruko nodded approvingly. – "Good, you are becoming a woman of culture"

"There is a difference?" - Chiyo rolled her eyes. – "They are just stupid women with animal ears who want to sleep with my little brother, they are trash"

"Oh, poor ignorant soul" – Nyaruko sighed.

"Wait, here I have the scale of furry levels" - BB took out a poster with a stupid graph.

I sighed internally. – "Chiyo, do not get involved in that stupid talk or your brain will rot"

"Call me Onee-san or I'll start talking about furries" – Chiyo smiled.

... Fuck.

"Onee-san" – I sighed as I focused on cleaning An Xin's body.

This woman's resistance increased when her bloodline awakened so I had to use my womanizing techniques or she could have extended this for three days, I even had to cover the bathroom with [Anti-Rasen] so her moans wouldn't be heard for the whole plane.

"Ehehehe, my little brother is so cute ♥" – Chiyo forgot her wish to kill An Xin and began to smile tenderly.

The bipolarity of this woman is entertaining.

I made An Xin wake up and helped her get dressed, then we walked out of the bathroom and chatted for a bit while ignoring the stares of the other stewardesses and passengers.

An Xin was trying to hide the feeling of guilt since she thought to use me to escape her arranged marriage, but due to her bloodline's instincts now she doesn't want this to be a quick fling and wants to keep in touch with me.

We exchanged phone numbers to stay in touch and before returning to my seat I gave her a silver necklace that was a defensive device.

This necklace doesn't matter too much since I put a spatial mark on her body, but now I can justify if something magical suddenly appears to save her if she's in danger, plus I can make sure she doesn't cause trouble since she's now a member of my harem even if she doesn't know it yet.

"Do you wear jewelry to seduce naive women?" – An Xin smiled wryly without refusing the necklace.

"It also works with intelligent women" - I smiled wryly.

"..." – An Xin looked at me with false resentment. – "Do you think I am your woman now?"

"I don't think so" - I kept smiling. - "I'm totally sure"

An Xin sighed and put on the necklace. – "Let's talk later, we are about to land and you must return to your seat"

"Don't worry, I'm too possessive and I don't like one-time adventures" - I shrugged.

"That doesn't sound romantic" – An Xin smiled wryly.

I rolled my eyes. – "I am just a simple bodyguard, do not demand that I be an actor in a romantic movie"

"You could be the lead in an action movie" – An Xin was able to put aside the feeling of guilt and enjoyed our little talk.

"Or porn actor" - I shrugged.

...

...

An Xin blushed and shyly patted me on the shoulder. – "Shameless..."

[System Notification: The protagonist 'Yang Chen' has managed to prevent the title 'Netori Protagonist ' from stealing all the plot armor from him. The protagonist 'Yang Chen' now feels instinctive hatred towards the user.

Plot armor of 'My Wife is a Beautiful CEO': 85 %]

[Warning: A Higher Entity has detected the weakening in protagonist 'Yang Chen's Fate. The skill 'Mythomania' has hidden the identity of the user]

It seems that it will be inevitable to face the reincarnation of Hades, how troublesome...

Now I have 100% of the plot armor of 'My Beautiful Teacher' and 85% of 'My Wife is a Beautiful CEO'... This will be troublesome but interesting.

I smiled and waved goodbye to go back to my seat.

I smiled and waved goodbye to go back to my seat.

When I sat down, Lin Ruoxi made a secret gesture to me that we prepared to indicate that she wanted to tell me something through the telepathic link since she doesn't know how to use that ability.

"What happens? Did you miss me?" – I answered ironically. – "If you are jealous I can do something special for you tonight"

"..." – Lin Ruoxi clenched her teeth but managed to calm down after taking a deep breath. – "Make me a special dinner"

"Now you only think with your stomach" - I answered with irony.

"At least I don't think with my genitals" – Lin Ruoxi answered coldly.

"So you don't want to repeat what we did when we first met?" – I responded mockingly.

I cannot give in to this woman's jealousy or she will return to her proud demeanor.

"..." – Lin Ruoxi hid her face with the magazine. - "I did not say that..."

"Well, tonight I'll prepare something special for you" - I settled in the seat with a satisfied expression to show that I had a good time in the bathroom, which was noticed by the people on the plane.

In my new identity, I will adopt a shameless and somewhat smug attitude, something like an impulsive protagonist who is too confident in his own combat abilities, so it will be easier for people to believe that they can cheat me with carnal pleasures.

Lin Ruoxi kept the magazine against her face to hide how flushed she was. She's cute when she's not acting like an arrogant ice cube.

We finally arrived in China and when we got off the plane the police questioned us for a couple of hours, but Lin Ruoxi managed to pressure the police to leave us alone.

The wonderful power of money, a businesswoman can give orders to the police, although there is also the fact that her grandfather commands the special forces...

In short, money and authority make life more pleasant.

"Hey Listen! The hunt begins! It's time to inseminate jade-skinned beauties and decapitate young masters without motherly love who act like arrogant assholes to hide the inferiority complex that microscopic penises give them! Stupid spoiled rich kids, the poor guy isn't poor because he wants to! You fucking imbecile!"

Looks like the idiot has a personal grudge against rich kids...

Whatever, it's not my problem, idiots will remain idiots with or without money so it's stupid to put labels, in the end, all people are idiots, including me.

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Author's Note:

The Chinese novels mentioned so far within Gaia are:

- My Wife is a Beautiful CEO

- My Beautiful Teacher

I haven't read a lot of urban cultivation novels and manhuas so I don't think I'm mixing too many stories, though maybe I'll add random characters just to fill in the blanks, something like female cultivators or special forces agents.

I'm open to any suggestion, a hug <3