Chapter 286: The violent hero of the jade-skinned waifus

Chapter 286: The violent hero of the jade-skinned waifus

I shared my plans with Koyanskaya after having her sign several Contracts.

Beast VII had placed restrictions and contracts on Koyanskaya's soul so that other entities would not steal the puppet from her, but those contracts were designed to disappear when Koyanskaya died and thus leave no evidence of Beast VII's presence.

I used [Mythomania], [Schizophrenia] and [Silly Jack] to trick the Contracts into thinking that Koyanskaya died.

I was careful that Beast VII didn't get this information, then I used [Contract] and BB's help to form a new contract so Beast VII wouldn't realize that Koyanskaya is no longer her puppet. Also, Koyanskaya is now my property so Beast VII cannot steal her soul, contrary to the other Servants who were stolen from the Throne of Heroes.

After doing tax fraud at the conceptual level, I went back to Yui's residence and waited with the woman until she woke up. The original appearance of this chapter can be found at Ñøv€lß1n.

The mages think that the Harem King hasn't agreed to work with them to capture Luis yet, but Koyanskaya managed to convince me of another idea.

The enemies of the Ichijo family will kidnap Luis to brainwash him and thus facilitate harm to the Ichijo family.

Kuro is a meticulous and calculating assassin who uses logical thinking without emotion.

Luis is an impulsive and violent young man resembling a juvenile delinquent who is easily seduced by women.

Seiji is a calculating, sadistic and vindictive man who knows no honor and only cares about the results without measuring the consequences.

Koyanskaya formed a psychological profile of Seiji based on these three identities and presented it to the magicians to find out how to capture him.

It is amazing that Koyanskaya managed to do an almost accurate analysis of my personality before waking up my system based on those three identities. That woman is fascinating.

Now the magicians will begin the plan to capture the hero Luis, torture him to break his will, and then return him to Japan to have a traitor who can eliminate Mr. Ichijo.

The most important thing is that they have to finish the preparations this week since they will kidnap me next week, then they will only have two days to brainwash me since the Ichijo family will get suspicious if I disappear for more than a day.

The details of the plan are quite complex and it will be overwhelming for the readers to see more than 5000 words explaining the situation, so I will summarize it in a paragraph.

Luis will be kidnapped and tortured, someone will come to save him which will start a large-scale fight where the gods of China will fight against the cultivators which will lead to the activation of the Lostbelt, this will cause the Servants to be sent to China to eliminate the Lostbelt and to the traitors of humanity who agreed to collaborate with an Outer God to form the Lostbelt.

I asked Koyanskaya to delay the activation of the Lostbelt to make it look like the enemies of the Ichijo family are the traitors to humanity so it will be like killing a flock of birds with one stone.

This will be the beginning of world domination as various governments will be punished for collaborating with an Outside God.

In addition to that, there is the current health and economic crisis that is beginning due to the virus that I spread and the disappearance of large monetary amounts, which in a couple of weeks will cause a recession in several first-world countries.

Many people will die, but in the future, the world will be peaceful.

Koyanskaya will take care of making the necessary adjustments for everything to work so I have to hurry to get everything I need from this city because in 5 days this place will be destroyed and thousands of people will die.

Tsubaki is mad at me, but it's all for the greater good.

The cupid's chocolates incident reinforced my idea that picking up women using special skills is too boring, but I don't have enough time to search for every major heroine so I removed all the limitations in [Lucky Pervert], put extra energy into my titles [Protagonist Netori] and [Protagonist Harem], and additionally, I'm using [Masochism] so that my constant migraine is powering up my urban cultivation plot armor.

With this, I should be able to gather the most essential heroines of this country this week. Heroines who can't get close to me before the Lostbelt activates will possibly die, but I don't care, it's just bad luck.

[Paranoia] already warned me that strengthening my plot armor this much will cause unknown effects even out of this world so more trouble will start looking for me, but I don't care anymore. I can't stand any more frog analogies and I even think I developed an amphibian phobia.

So I relaxed a bit at Yui's house until it was time to go to class.

One thing I checked is that the Char Siu mafia is genuinely allied with the Ichijo family so the alliance of enemies also wants to harm Yui's group.

Apparently, the idiots think that the Harem King's depravity reaches the point of raping women so they offered to give me Yui if I helped them destroy Char Siu.

I already have my own plans to make Yui part of my harem before I go back to Japan, for now, I'll just follow the threads of destiny to get as many heroines as possible before everything goes to hell.

I thought of thanking Yui for her hospitality and going back to school with Nyaruko, but Yui insisted on taking me in her limo.

"Do you have a meeting today?" - I smiled ironically.

Yui is 19 years old and extremely beautiful so she could be mistaken for a celebrity if she wears outstanding clothes. Still, currently, she is wearing a modest office outfit that is complemented by glasses even though she has no vision problems.

She appears to be about to become a teacher, though because of her age, she looks like a college intern rather than a credentialed teacher. Well, she's very smart and I wouldn't be surprised if she already has a master's degree at that age.

"Don't ask questions, it's a surprise~" – Yui smiled happily.

It seems that she enjoys having someone to chat with in a friendly way without empty flattery or absurd displays of authority, just friendly small talk.

I shrugged. – "Well, if my pretty and perfect Nee-chan wants me to stay quiet, then I can't refuse"

Yui pouted, though she had a small smile. – "Don't say it like that, people will think I am intimidating you"

I smiled with amusement. – "Oh, so I am the one who should intimidate you?"

Yui blushed slightly and hid it with a disdainful snort. – "Again you are acting like a playboy, your dear Nee-chan does not like that you do that"

"Oh my Arceus, already get a room and have incest" – Nyaruko rolled her eyes.

The idiot has been playing with her cell phone since last night. She really worries me that video games and anime are rotting her brain.

Yui's blush deepened so she hid her face with a briefcase while she pretended to go through some documents.

As we approached the institute I felt my lip tremble at the stupidity unfolding at the entrance of the place.

"Wow, you're popular" – Nyaruko smiled with amusement.

In front of the institute were approximately 20 outstanding-looking women.

In terms of appearance, all of them were above average which was quite striking as it looked like a meeting of young celebrities, the problem is that the way they argued and looked at each other made it seem that at any moment a fight would start.

"Hey Listen! Female kittens figth!"

It seems.

"They are talking about you, heh, what is expected of a womanizer" - Nyaruko was having fun.

Yui looked at the group of women and sighed. – "Cupid's chocolates are something that should not exist... Can I help you with something?"

I smiled. – "Of course, you can become my fiancée, maybe then they will leave me alone"

"..." – Yui looked at me angrily. – "S-Stop joking around, I'm your older sister!"

"In Japan the fetish of older sisters is popular" - Nyaruko smiled mockingly. – "Say ara ara and enjoy the experience~"

God, the Navi virus infected Nyaruko's brain.

"Ahem..." – Yui coughed to hide her embarrassment and looked at me seriously. – "I can recognize some of those girls, their families have enough money and prestige so it will be a problem if they make a flashy scene in public..."

Yui stopped talking as she saw trouble approaching. My excessive plot armor is starting to bring convenient plot scenarios.

Eight vans stopped in front of the institute, from which a dozen gang members got out.

If this happened in a public school it wouldn't be so striking, but this institute is private with students from rich families so this is not normal.

At the same time, I can see that most of the gang members are idiots who only rely on numbers to intimidate the weak, but there are four people out of the ordinary. An innate ability user, one of the humans I modified to cause chaos, and 2 elite assassins comparable to mid-level ninjas.

If it wasn't for the protagonists in the institute, those four people are enough to murder all the students and teachers in the institute, the interesting thing is that the human that I modified is one of my experiments to nullify the plot armor so he should be able to ignore a bit of the luck of the protagonists.

Good job plot armor.

[System Notification: The skill 'Paranoia' puffs out its cheeks in dissatisfaction while saying that it was its job that drove the plot to reduce the number of problematic variables]

... Now my skills can feel jealous, this is ridiculous.

Wait, now can you guide the plot?

[System Notification: The skill 'Paranoia' says that it can only make small convenient adjustments with the use of the skill 'Schizophrenia' and the energies 'Rasen', 'Anti-Rasen' and 'Reader's Madness', but it is not possible to intervene in the actions of Higher Entities]

Oh, good job. It would be nice if you can get the gods of China to contact me as soon as possible.

That idiot seems to be the gang leader and he tried to use his ability to make me dizzy while an idiot with a hunting knife attacked me from behind.

I grabbed the idiot's knife hand and stabbed him in the eye with the pen causing him to drop the knife in pain. I let go of his hand to hold the knife and kicked his crotch in such a way that the ancient tradition of eunuchs returned to the modern age.

Some idiot went to the back of a truck to get a military-grade rifle, so I threw the knife at his heart.

"Firearms are illegal." I waved my hand to brush the blood off the pen. – "Those who use illegal weapons will be killed, the rest will only spend the rest of their lives connected to an artificial respirator"

"B-Bastard!" – Some idiot pulled out a hunting shotgun, then pointed it at me while his hands shook with fear.

I tossed the pen into his hand just as he pulled the trigger. The barrel of the weapon moved toward his allies causing the shot to kill two of his allies.

I moved in front of the idiot. - "I warned you"

"Wait...!" – The idiot couldn't keep screaming because my finger pierced his chest until it went through his heart.

"Hey Listen! You are so depraved that you now pierce the hearts of men hahahahaha!"

Idiot.

As the idiot's corpse fell to the ground, I grabbed the shotgun and smashed it, then looked at the rest of the idiots.

Less than five seconds and the idiots are already terrified to the point that they just want to run away.

"Dear~" – Monika spoke to me with her usual affectionate voice. – "The police have already been notified to come and give support, they will be here in ten minutes, the problem is that some idiot said that you are to blame for this and there are even idiots who are recording you while you kill gang members to make yourself look like a criminal dangerous that he should be put to death... I'm jamming the signal so they think they're uploading this to the internet so don't worry, I also have their personal information so you can delete them discreetly later"

"Thank you Monika" - I smiled internally at how cute she is my wife. – "Although it is better if you allow this to be uploaded to the internet, also edit the video a bit to make it look like I am a dangerous criminal"

"Well, if that's what you want then I'll do it" – Monika agreed. – "Although I will make sure you look like a handsome psycho~♥"

I suppressed the wry smile, this girl flatters me too much.

As for the people who called the police and try to make me look like a criminal, I think it's the idiots who are jealous that I'm now loved by the most beautiful women in school, they might even be the leads since my title [False Antagonist] warned me that more than four protagonists have already marked me as the main enemy.

Anyway, I'll deal with them later.

I approached the leader while the rest of the gang members stood still, none dared to try to attack me. – "Well, any last words?"

The leader put all his effort to use his skill to damage my brain, but the overexertion only damaged his own brain to the point that his nose, eyes, and ears began to bleed.

I shook my head in disappointment. - "Pathetic"

"What happened here?!" – A female scream came from the entrance of the school.

Su Ji and Su Fei finally noticed that something was wrong so they approached the entrance of the institute which caught the attention of the two assassins and two snipers.

I grabbed the leader's neck and threw him into the air, right in the path of the two snipers' shots.

The bullets were armor-piercing so a human shield wouldn't be enough to block the two shots so I pulled the leader's leg as the bullets hit his body. The inertial force caused the bullets to deflect and hit the ground without harming the women who continued to watch the show without paying attention to how dangerous it is to watch a shooting.

I will have to educate these women not to stupidly stare at an armed conflict since stray bullets are dangerous, even Umaru knows that she must run away from danger.

I gestured to Nyaruko. – "Go for the snipers"

"Your order captain~" - Nyaruko smiled and ran away.

When she was out of sight of the others, she teleported to the snipers' location and broke their limbs. Nyaruko didn't do this to capture them alive to extract information, she's just playing with those idiots.

The two assassins saw that the plan failed so they made one last desperate attempt.

Both assassins stopped pretending to be ordinary gang members and rushed toward Su Ji and Su Fei.

The two assassins had broken human limiters so it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call them superhuman. It's a shame to have to remove such valuable cannon fodder.

I appeared behind both assassins before they reached the group of women. I grabbed the backs of both assassins' heads and slammed their faces into the concrete at the same time my thumbs pressed acupuncture points on the backs of their heads to prevent them from moving their bodies.

Both killers had suicide pills ready in their mouths in case the mission failed, but now they're completely still so government agents can interrogate them.

I subtly made a trickle of black blood enter the body of both assassins. The thread was made up of my [Reader's Madness] and Haachama's 'Chaos Madness'.

In less than a second, I was able to create new memories in the minds of both assassins so that not only is the brother of the Su twins seen as the culprit of this, but I also left subtle clues that some members of the government planned this attack to prepare a rebellion against the current president. This will create even more cracks in the political ties of the members of the government.

After rewriting the memories, I extracted the threads of blood so as not to leave evidence and released the heads of both assassins who were now motionless as statues.

I looked at the group of women.

Some were terrified to see me murder other people, other women were upset at the sight of human blood, there were women who were relieved that I was okay, and the strangest women seemed excited by my show of force.

In this last group was a woman with a demonic beast bloodline, more specifically something akin to a kitsune, or by this country's standards, a nine-tailed demon fox.

"W-What just happened?!" - Su Fei yelled furiously.

Actually, she is very scared, but she shows anger to hide her feelings so as not to show her weak-mindedness.

I sighed. – "Can I take a break first? So much exercise made me hungry"

Su Fei looked at me blankly, she doesn't know how to respond as there are now several corpses in front of her school while the rest of the gang members don't dare to move for fear of dying. This scene will definitely damage the reputation of the institute.

"Monika" – I spoke with one of the women who live in my mind. – "Call Lin Ruoxi's grandfather, tell him what happened so he can help me protect the reputation of this institute"

"I'll take care of it~" – Monika answered happily.

I sent a telepathic message to Su Fei. – "I already contacted an acquaintance in the government, he will be in charge of protecting the reputation of the institute"

Su Fei doesn't know how to respond to a telepathic message, but her expression turned grateful and relieved.

Su Ji and Su Fei took the students inside the school to protect them in case more gang members appear, it seems that they will wait for the police before calling the families of the students to prevent the parents from putting themselves in danger by coming for their children.

As I was about to enter the institute, some idiot pulled out a knife and tried to stab me in the back.

"LU SAN!" – Liao Shasha noticed this and screamed in horror. She is cute even though I hate tsunderes.

I let the knife make a shallow cut on the side of my abdomen, then turned around and meet the idiot's eyes.

The idiot's eyes were filled with irrational hatred, he himself doesn't seem to understand why he wants to kill me.

This idiot is a protagonist and he hates me because his plot armor recognizes me as an enemy since the chocolates seem to have affected some of the heroines connected to his destiny.

"So you are one of those killers" – I acted as if I was shocked and furious.

Before the protagonist could say anything, my fist hit his face.

The idiot is not dead, but now his face is similar to an abstract art painting.

"Lu San!" – Liao Shasha and Wu Xin approached me with concern. – "Quickly, we must take you to the infirmary!"

I smiled wryly and patted the tsundere girl's head. – "I did not know you cared so much about me"

"Shut up idiot!" – Liao Shasha blushed, but still she grabbed my arm and tried to pull me to take me to the infirmary.

The other women who were affected by cupid's chocolates also approached me with concern to escort me to the infirmary. The fear that I am hurt made them forget their jealousy.

Now that I think about it, I told Mei Tata that we would meet at the institute to settle the matter with the women who ate the chocolates...

I tracked the spatial mark I put on her and realized that she was on the roof of the institute, that cupid woman is eating chow mein noodles while ignoring her work...

I sighed internally, I always have to clean up the messes that cause my wives... Sometimes it seems like I run a daycare for little girls instead of a harem.

"Hey Listen! You have lolis in your harem so yes it is a daycare! You degenerate lolicon!"

.... Damn Navi, I hate him almost as much as the author.