Chapter 318: More Waifus!

Chapter 318: More Waifus!

(Umaru Perspective) (Himouto! Umaru-chan)

It's finally time to go to the next world and I'm so excited.

Yesterday we had a little farewell party with the Infinite Stratos waifus, on the surface, it was like that was the last time we'd see each other, but that idiot Hiroki tried to act cool and mysterious by saying that they would see him again.

That idiot can't hide that he's in control of the chat room... How disgusting.

Among the Infinite Stratos waifus, only Chifuyu and Tabane know that we can meet again with Ina's help, so they just pretend to be sad.

It was all a stage set up to fool Hiroki and the administrator, but I felt a slight warmth in my chest as the waifus cried because they saw me as an important friend.

Friendship is a beautiful thing.

As a joke, I told them that we could meet again if they became my sisters-in-law, to which they joked while saying that it was okay as long as my brother gave them delicious food every day.

At that time we were just joking to deal with the sadness of parting, but later I saw that the magic rings no longer looked like dull metal and now shone like the ring on Ina's hand.

Paranoia-chan explained to me that there are high-level beings. Whether it's angels, demons, aliens, monsters, humans, or machines, all beings can become beings comparable to top-level final bosses, though there are many requirements that I can't hear for now.

According to her, everything involving max-level beings involves forces and rules beyond the comprehension of mortals. A simple verbal agreement or innocent joke can become an unbreakable oath, so one must not speak lightly or make empty promises when higher powers are involved.

Navi burst into laughter and explained to me that the main cast of Infinite Stratos had signed a marriage contract with my brother.

It was all so sudden and stupid that I didn't know how to react, I could only sigh as I felt guilty for cheating on my friends.

Not all the waifus are married to my brother, for example, Tabane and Chifuyu are missing, but Navi said that this will be enough for the Infinite Stratos waifus not to be wiped out.

I still find it hard to believe that waifus can only prevent impending destruction by marrying my brother.

I tried to ask Paranoia-chan about the details of why my friends will die if they don't marry my brother, but she couldn't answer me as that would only hasten the disaster.

The only possibility I can think of is that my brother has gone crazy and will kill any woman who isn't his lover, but that doesn't make sense.

My brother is a womanizer with an insane netori fetish, but he sees human lives as disposable objects, including his own life.

He wouldn't waste time on something as stupid as building a massive harem, having to take care of a large number of women would only cause him an endless headache that would end up killing him.

Well, I can only do my best to protect my friends. When I have the opportunity I will talk to my brother to get answers.

[...: 001001 ^^]

"Paranoia-sama says that the journey is about to begin" – Ina spoke to me with a smile.

We've only known each other for a few days, but my hatred for her has dwindled to almost nothing.

The villainous waifus are not resentful as they believe in the law of the jungle, the strong have the right to feed on the blood of the weak. To them, Ina was just following the natural cycle of life and there's no reason to hate her for that.

Only Mei Xueyan is still in a bad mood, but she doesn't hate Ina, instead, she now feels a strong competitive drive to become stronger.

Mei Xueyan is already fine, she even made a small breakthrough in her internal cultivation, but that's still not enough to deal with a single attack from Ina.

As for the hero group, they still think that Ina is a victim and not a threat, but even if they knew the truth, they would forgive Ina since she was being controlled by an evil scientist.

I've always found the naiveté of heroes funny, but I'm worried that my dear friends are such idiots...

Paranoia-chan already told me which world we will go to next so I made plans together with Navi, Paranoia-chan, Ina, and Eto.

Among all the waifus in the chat room, only Eto is willing to believe all the absurd things about what is happening around us.

Eto does not fully accept the idea that there are people with powers beyond our comprehension. To her, only a fictional god would be so strong, but that god should be a force of nature, not a person with emotions and desires.

Despite her skepticism, she accepts everything I say as true. Ina's existence showed us that there are forces beyond our limited understanding of reality.

In the plan we made, we set two main goals: to make the waifus accept the marriage with my brother and to make ourselves stronger.

The waifus have not removed their wedding ring since it only works if they wear it on their ring finger, but they are strong women and do not want to depend on other people to protect their lives.

That is true female empowerment...

For now, Eto hasn't agreed to marry my brother, but she said that she will accept it if the situation gets out of hand, for example, if we face another monster like Ina.

"Hey, I'm not a monster!" - Ina pouted.

I smiled. – "Monster girls are cute, you should be happy"

"..." – Ina seriously thought about my words, she likes monster girls with cute designs.

"Brats, stop playing, we'll be back home in a moment" – Mirko smiled at us ironically.

She treats us like helpless and naive girls, although her sense of heroism and kindness strike me as more naive.

Well, Mirko has great abs and thighs so it doesn't matter if she's naive.

Mirko and Medaka think Ina won't be able to join us, so they think she's just here to say goodbye to us.

On the other hand, Hiroki already knows that Ina is the monster that tried to destroy us, but that only increased his stupid fantasies of a harem.

Paranoia-chan told me that the woman called goddess falsified the records of what happened in the mist. Now the administrator thinks that Ina managed to resist Hiroki's aphrodisiac, but she couldn't avoid the contract in her soul so she is now the little jerk's bodyguard.

For now, Ina will protect Hiroki's life, but she doesn't have to listen to any orders from the idiot.

Hiroki at first thought that his plan worked out and tried to order Ina to strip. Ina muttered something under her breath and since then Hiroki hasn't sexually harassed her anymore, he also seems very scared of horses.

Ina claimed to have used a small illusionary ability to generate a realistic hallucination, but she wouldn't tell me what she showed Hiroki. I don't want to find out either...

Although Hiroki was traumatized, he proved that fanfic protagonists have sperm instead of neurons. He kept trying to seduce Ina and all the waifus, he even tried to act cool in front of me, but he always ends up mad because I'm comparing him to my brother all the time.

A couple of days ago, Hiroki learned how to cook and I have to admit that his food is far superior to the food of world-famous chefs, but it's still rubbish compared to the food my brother makes.

[Chat Room Notification: Before I go home, a special mission has been enabled]

The villains, Hiroki and I pretended to be surprised, only Medaka and Mirko were really surprised.

We didn't tell Medaka and Mirko about the administrator's manipulations as they are too honest and impulsive, so it will be dangerous if they make the administrator realize that his experiment failed.

Paranoia-chan said that the administrator is too dangerous for us and it was best not to draw his attention for now, there is already someone who is about to take care of him. For now, we just have to pretend that we are fulfilling the missions of the chat room.

[Special Mission: Due to the high performance of the chat room members, the option to travel to another world instead of being transported to their home worlds has been unlocked.

In case of accepting the quest, a special reward will be given to all members of the chat room.

The election will be by means of a ballot. In case of accepting the mission, all members of the chat room must participate.

Accept or Decline the quest?]

Medaka frowned. - "What is this? It's too suspicious..."

Mirko also seemed upset. – "Tch, the last reward was complete garbage, this thing is a fraud"

I don't think Mirko's reward was complete garbage, that thong would look good on her.

"Maybe the rewards were rubbish because the real reward is this quest" – Esdeath held her chin as if she was thinking deeply.

"That makes sense" – Hiroki nodded and showed a serious look as if he was trying to look smart. – "In this world, we managed to become stronger, but that was not enough... We managed to survive by sheer luck, maybe this new mission is a world where we can become stronger to compensate for our weakness"

Even idiots can say reasonable things, the problem is that Hiroki just wants the waifus not to return to their worlds or it is possible that some of them will find the protagonists of their original worlds.

Anyway, we can't go back to our worlds since the administrator kidnapped us.

"This may be a unique opportunity granted by the heavens" – Mei Xueyan pretended to agree with Hiroki. – "Opportunities and risks go hand in hand, those who fear danger will never be strong"

Mei Xueyan is only speaking to convince Medaka and Mirko, but I feel that those words are directed at me.

Although I have been training with Mirko and Esdeath, since Ina joined us I stopped training and I don't want to get involved in fights anymore.

Seeing my friends getting hit made me very scared and I don't want to be hurt, besides, now I know a way to protect them without getting involved in fights.

Esdeath said that I am an idiot for relying on my brother's power and that the only way to survive is with my own strength, but Mei Xueyan said that having strong backing is also a form of power.

Despite that, Mei Xueyan has insisted that I should train a bit so as not to be as weak as a normal human, but I hate exercise...

In the end, Medaka and Mirko accepted that we need to be stronger to face future dangers.

Both women are not shonen protagonists who are obsessed with the force even if it puts their loved ones in danger, quite the contrary, both are kind women who want to protect innocent people and for that they need power.

[All members of the Chat Room have accepted the Special Mission]

[Mission: Save Humanity

World: Gantz

Goals:

- Destroy the aliens that harm humans

- Protect the planet Earth from the alien invasion

- Prevent the destruction of the human race]

"Humans are given too much importance" – Mei Xueyan spoke in disgust.

"No matter the world, life is unfair to us" – Eto shrugged.

"Over time you get used to it" – Kiss-Shot also shrugged.

"Humans are overrated" – Esdeath had a cynical smile.

"Esdeath-san, you are human" – Medaka sighed.

"That's why I understand that humans are not important" – Esdeath sees humans as trash. She will get along with my brother. – "Girl, information"

"Yes" – I nodded and gave a summary of Gantz.

Hiroki also contributed, but that idiot only focused on the waifus...

I'll stop that idiot from getting close to the waifus, I'll also try to save the waifus that I liked when I read the manga.

Medaka and Mirko listened carefully since they didn't know Gantz, as for the villains, they only pretended to listen.

Paranoia-chan already knew that we would be going to Gantz's world so he told the villains all about that series.

Although that world is relatively easy to deal with, the invasion of the final arc will be dangerous.

Another thing is that the administrator mutated the aliens so they will be much stronger compared to the manga, but Paranoia-chan said that the enemies are in an acceptable level of danger.

The real danger is that the administrator prepared an invincible enemy for the final battle.

Even Ina can't defeat that enemy and actually, the admin doesn't think that we defeat the enemy, it's all a ritual for Ina's soul to become a kind of remote control in order to take control of the final enemy that we will fase.

We are basically the ingredients to cook a mind-control drug and the final enemy will be the one who takes that drug.

Although that sounds scary, Paranoia-chan said that I shouldn't worry. The reinforcements will come before we face that monster so we'll be safe, but I need to get the waifus to agree to marry my brother before the reinforcements arrive or they will die.

[Starts space travel]

The space around us lost its colors, then I felt everything blur.

This time I didn't faint when I got to another world, I just felt a lot of nausea that almost made me vomit.

I'm not good with space travel...

I took a cookie out of my pocket and ate it to ease the dizziness, then looked around.

We had appeared in a simple Japanese apartment, the only striking thing was a black sphere in the center of the room.

Following the logic of the fanfics, we are at the beginning of the manga, so the main characters of Gantz will appear at any moment.

I am right?

[...: ^^]

Good.

[Chat Room Notification: When starting a new world, a new member will be added]

Let's see what waifu will come next... I'm excited!

[Choconeko has joined the chat room]

Another dark-skinned waifu... Although the administrator is an enemy, I have deep gratitude for him.

Chocolate is justice!

I hope she has a cool badass attitude with defined muscles...

"Is she your cousin?" - Eto smirked at Mirko. – "It will be annoying to take care of another idiot animal"

Mirko had an aggressive smile as she clenched her right fist with her left hand. – "Your damn mouth needs a reconstruction"

"Stop making trouble" – Mei Xuyean's presence made both women stop arguing. – "The lack of teamwork almost cost us our lives, you should stop acting like impulsive girls and learn from your mistakes"

We all looked at Hiroki, technically it was his fault that Ina almost killed us all.

Speaking of Ina, only now did Medaka realize that the tentacle girl is next to me.

"Nani?! How is she here?!" – Medaka pointed to Ina.

Something strange is that Navi seems to be able to choose which people can see him, so we talk to him in a low voice or we would look crazy if we yell at an invisible voice.

Hiroki still didn't understand that no waifu wants to be his lover, that idiot kept acting like a cocky idiot while teasing Kurono and Kato.

Both leads were mad at the lead, but we didn't care.

Gantz's mission finally began.

Just like in the manga, the first mission was to hunt down the father and son addicted to chives, although there was something strange. The father's strength was much higher compared to the manga.

The first mission is supposed to be a tutorial so that the protagonist can understand how Gantz works, but the father turned out to be quite a dangerous subject.

At the beginning of the mission, Mirko and Medaka tried to convince the other Gantz members to stay with us.

They taunted the waifus and said that they would only join us if they stripped down and shook their butts like whores.

Mirko beat them up so they couldn't fight anymore.

Medaka insisted that all people have good hearts so we couldn't let them die.

It's useless to argue so I convinced the waifus to put the idiots in a dumpster so they don't cause trouble.

While everything was happening, I saw a cat that had been watching us.

When I saw the cat, I felt my heart fill with joy and I rushed to hug it.

Yoruichi-neesama!

Yoruichi did not put on Gantz's outfit as she preferred to stay in her cat form. Now I'm holding her while stroking her head gently.

Yoruichi is so cute when she purrs... I want to take her home.

Hiroki wanted to carry Yoruichi and take advantage of his seduction skills, but Yoruichi ate sushi made by my brother so Hiroki will never put his filthy hands on my future sister-in-law.

Hehehe, Yoruichi-neesama's paws are fluffy...

Medaka and Mirko insisted on finishing the mission as soon as possible to avoid any potential collateral damage, so we searched for the father and son.

The two protagonists accompanied us. Kurono wanted to try and get closer to Kei, while Kato wanted to protect the waifus since he couldn't imagine a group of women could fight.

As for the two yakuzas, they weren't part of the group of idiots and they tried to escape as soon as we appeared in the city. They were terrified of Mei Xueyan.

Something interesting is that the yakuza who was mutilated had his wounds regenerated when we appeared on the street.

After walking for a few minutes, we finally found the two aliens, but that started an argument.

Mirko and Medaka felt sick when they realized we had to kill a father and his son.

As if that wasn't bad enough, Eto complained that humans always attack innocent people just because they are from another species. Eto had no interest in the lives of the aliens, but he does enjoy annoying the kind waifus.

Yoruichi pretended to be asleep, she seems to want to understand the attitude of waifus before interacting with them, or maybe I'm good at petting cats and she really is asleep. Anyway, she's too cute.

Even though we were a big group, the aliens didn't try to escape, but instead attacked us.

The father's muscles grew until he resembled the Hulk, but with claws.

The son went berserk and moved at a speed that was hard to follow with the human eye.

In an unguarded moment, the son murdered a middle-aged man who was with us.

Mirko was enraged and kicked the boy's head, but the Gantz suit had strengthened Mirko so that kick made the boy's head explode.

Despite the fact that Mirko had murdered an alien child, she did not stop and attacked the father.

Mirko showed that her training with Esdeath had great results as she alone was able to destroy the father.

The people of Gantz, Hiroki, Medaka, and I were stunned. We couldn't believe that Mirko had murdered father and son without the slightest remorse.

Mirko said that they were brainless monsters and therefore not considered people, then confronted Eto saying that she would protect innocent people, but monsters that kill innocent people are not people, but pests that must be exterminated.

I think reading about the future disaster in My Hero Academia had a strong impact on Mirko's heart. I hadn't realized that she had become more determined.

Eto just smiled at Mirko's obvious threat. She even picked up the middle-aged man's corpse and bit into one of his arms.

"Do you have a problem with me?" – Eto smiled as blood dripped from her mouth.

Gantz's people backed off in fear. Eto's smile was similar to a wolf playing with a cornered cat.

Mirko looked really angry, however, she wasn't impulsive and just exhaled heavily like a bull trying to maintain self-control.

"You can eat the corpses, but I won't let you kill innocent people" – Mirko gritted his teeth, she seemed to be making a great effort not to attack Eto.

I opened my eyes in surprise, I didn't think that Mirko would give in to Eto's taunts, it was as if the rabbit heroine didn't want to fight with Eto in order to maintain the stability of the group.

I saw that Eto wanted to continue annoying Mirko, so I had to intervene. I don't want my friends to fight each other.

"I don't think it's a good idea to fight between us" – I spoke while my hands continued playing with Yoruichi's fluffy paws. – "The last time we had disagreements things ended very badly"

"..." – Eto stared at me which made me feel a little intimidated, but she relaxed her expression and sighed. – "Well, I will not hunt my own food, but you will have to give me more of the sushi that your brother made"

"NOOOOO!" – I yelled with teary eyes, I only have four boxes of frozen sushi left...

"Oh, I want sushi too" – Yoruichi widened her eyes and raised her head.

"That cat talks?!" – Sei yelled in shock as she pointed at Yoruichi.

"I can do many things, for example, I can eat sushi" – Yoruichi seemed to smile.

I don't get used to her having a male voice in her cat form, although a smiling cat is very cute...

"A talking cat is the least strange thing tonight" – Kurono had a complex expression, he seems to have given up trying to understand the situation we are in.

The mission had already been accomplished so we were transported back to Gantz's room.

Mirko was the only one who received points, but that didn't matter to the rabbit waifu, she was still upset with Eto.

I'm not good with words and I don't know how to help people who are angry, so I used my trump card, a carrot cake made by my brother.

My brother seems to have acquired a new taste for pastries...Surely this is because of a woman, possibly a married woman.

"Hey Listen! The siscon is good at stuffing married women's cream puffs!"

........

I'll pretend I didn't hear that, I don't want to know about my brother's sex life.

Just like in Infinite Stratos, the chat room gave us identities in this world so we had a place to return to when we left the room with the black sphere.

The two protagonists wanted to ask us a lot of questions since we seemed to understand what was going on, but Mirko was in a very bad mood and they didn't dare bother the rabbit woman. Seeing the Hulk being kicked to death was very scary for them.

The residence that the chat room gave us was a luxurious house. The rooms had names at the entrance so each waifu would have privacy, but Hiroki's room was in the center of it all. It seemed that the house was set up so that Hiroki could take advantage of his protagonist's luck and thus have lucky events with the waifus.

I don't know if Hiroki is as lucky as Rito in To Love-Ru, but I won't let that jerk take advantage of my friends.

Kei did not return to his own house but moved into Eto's room.

I'm not sure, but I think Eto really sees Kei as a pet. She even put a mat on the floor so the suicidal girl had a place to sleep.

Medaka tried to give her own bed to Kei, but the self-deprecating girl said that she was happy with the mat.

Sei has her own house so she doesn't live with us, but she gave us her phone number so we can keep in touch. I like her.

Ina and Yoruichi stayed with me so we spent the whole night talking about the plot of Bleach.

Ina is also a fan of Yoruichi, but Yoruichi seemed used to being admired and didn't seem uncomfortable with us.

Although Yoruichi is part of the hero group, his mentality can be calculating and objective, so we told him everything that happened in Infinite Stratos, I also told him about Paranoia-chan and my brother.

Yoruichi said that she sensed a strange spiritual power in my brother's food and believed us a bit, although she couldn't imagine the existence of beings that surpass the power of the Spirit King, the strongest character in Bleach.

During the conversation, I had to leave the room to go to Mirko's room. Carrot cake is one of my treasures, but I will sacrifice it for my friend's sake...

I'm not crying, it's sweat.

When I went to Mirko's room, I saw Hiroki being kicked out of the room and his back hit the wall.

"Don't let me see your face, you fucking degenerate brat!" – Mirko looked like a furious bull instead of a cute rabbit.

Hiroki smiled wryly as if he didn't care about Mirko's attitude, then went to his room.

Mirko snorted in disgust and was about to close the door, but she saw me and raised an eyebrow. – "What's up girl?"

"I b-brought a midnight snack" - I raised the cake.

Mirko looked at the cake and her stomach growled loudly.

Despite her hunger, she looked me in the eye. – "Is there something you want to talk about?"

I smiled embarrassedly. – "You looked in a bad mood, so I wanted to make you feel better"

"..." – Mirko's mouth trembled. – "The damn brat said the same thing, but that little pervert had other intentions..."

[...: >:c]

I think the same, that idiot must be eliminated ...

I smiled awkwardly. – "Sorry, I am not a lesbian, I can only offer you carrot cake"

Mirko smiled and his expression relaxed. – "That is just what I need... Come, come in, let's eat together"

So I spent a pleasant time talking with Mirko.

She told me about her adventures as a professional hero and I must say, she deserves her own series.

I discovered new things about my favorite waifu from My Hero Academia, for example, Mirko prefers not to think about complex things, but she is not an idiot who only thinks with her fists.

She hates rescue missions because she understands that it's not always possible to save everyone, instead she prefers to hit the villains before they harm the innocent.

Another thing is that Mirko is in favor of the death penalty. She thinks that trash doesn't deserve forgiveness and it's best to eliminate them before they cause more pain, but she's also law-abiding and that's why she doesn't kill villains, though she makes sure they are incapacitated so they don't cause them again. problems.

Mirko told me a story where she caught a rapist, but she knew that that idiot would be released in a few weeks since he had a lot of government connections, so Mirko kicked his testicles and hip.

Mirko received a lot of criticism and a large fine, but she said that she was worth it.

Confirmed, Mirko best waifu rabbit.

It was getting late so I thought to go back to my room, but Mirko was too happy with the carrot cake so she walked me to my room.

Mirko, Yoruichi, Ina, Paranoia-chan, and I had a sleepover.

In many series and movies, I saw that groups of friends had sleepovers. Even though I had sleepovers with Ebina, she only thinks of my brother, so this is the first time I actually had a sleepover with friends.

It was fun.

The problem is that I got carried away and took out a lot of food.

I want to think it was worth it, but the pain in my heart doesn't go away...

Thus ended our first day in this world.

Despite all the strange things going on around me, I think it's the first time I've felt so happy. I only wish my brother and mother were here...

Well, I'll see you guys soon so I'll just enjoy the happiness of having friends.

This is very nice.

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(Luis Perspective)

[System Notification: The skill 'Dissociative Identity' has been used to switch to Concept 'Apocalypse']

"The barrier is ready" – Anti-Spiral informed me that everything was ready.

"Wait for my signal" – I communicated with my group. – "When I give the signal, BB will go for my sister... Nyaruko and Aotian can use all their power, you work together to eliminate the leaders... Chiyo, Haachama, and Kuuko must attack the assistants... Abby and Anti-Spiral will make sure that no one escapes... I'll take care of the snake... When Umaru is safe, I'll have Gogh destroy this fucking place..."

"Don't worry senpai, your lovely and adorable BB-chan will take care of everything~" – BB had a big smile as her eyes emitted a sinister red light.

"L-Luis... The waifus..." – Nyaruko seemed to want to cry.

"Priorities" – Was my only answer.

I'm not in the mood for stupid.

"B-But" – Nyaruko is stubborn.

"Nyaruko..." – [Rasen] energy covered my body while the space around me was covered with cracks from which black blood began to emerge. – "I'm serious, I'm not in the mood for stupidity"

"..." – Nyaruko sighed sadly. – "goodbye waifus... F"

My hands are just bones without skin or blood, but I raised them in the direction of the giant snake, then clenched my fists. – "Chomp"

Half of the snake disappeared, that was the signal to destroy this place.