Chapter 355: (1) - Outer Waifus Speedrun

Chapter 355: (1) - Outer Waifus Speedrun

(Nyaruko Perspective) (Haiyore! Nyaruko-san)

Finally, after a lot of effort, we are finally about to get the last material... Eventually, we can go back to Luis!

It's been a long road. We've caused a few genocides, destroyed a few Worlds, and maybe, just maybe, we've encouraged conflict in the multiverse, though it wasn't our fault.

Now, we only need to obtain one last material to start the reconstruction and rebirth of Paranoia-chan, but the target this time is in the territory of arrogant cultivators.

So far, we have already drawn too much attention to a dangerous point.

When we meet the Primarchs Vulkan and Sanguinius, we don't kill them since they are Auriel's friends and Luis will be angry if we make one of his future lovers cry. In fact, the information network that I have built in Paradise notified me that Auriel declared that Luis would be her husband, which has caused a lot of controversy.

Luis is great, he can cause a civil war even when he's on vacation <3

Anyway, it was good that we didn't destroy the armies of both Primarchs, we just stole their equipment and left them in their underwear after beating them up a bit.

Now that we are immune to Anti-Madness weapons, we can move more safely and without worry since Paradise would need to send all of its main forces to defeat us, although we are pretending that those weapons can harm us so that those idiots have a false sense of security. Heh.

Although we were kind and did not destroy the Space Marines, our strength caused concern among large organizations. Now there are many groups persecuting us, which has become a nuisance.

Paradise, Hell, Truth Seekers, and Free Agents. Almost all organizations see us as enemies since we have invaded Worlds in their territories to obtain materials.

At this rate, the multiverse will unite to kill us, but we do everything so that Paranoia-chan can be a good waifu. Everything is justified~

If we are going to cause a problem, we must make it big and that is why we are in the last World.

This place is in the territory of frogs in wells (cultivators), so this will officially make us the enemies of the multiverse.

Luis will be very angry with us, but it's like he always says, it's for the greater good~ (approved by Dumbledore)

Daoloth and the others wanted us to enter the World directly to subdue the Will of the World and force it to give us the records we need, but Leylin and I refused.

The magus said that the cultivators already know about The Institute (a name I gave to our secret group since I like Fallout), so they will attack us as soon as they discover that we have invaded their territory.

If this World was in neutral or unexplored territory, that wouldn't be a problem since we can defeat most armies, but attacking the base of one of the big organizations is still dangerous for us.

We can survive and escape with Azathoth's help, but at least one of us would die. Possibly a Great Old One because nobody cares about the Great Old Ones.

(Author's Note: Azathoth / Van Gogh from Fate/Grand Order)

What Leylin said made sense, so Daoloth resigned herself to using a more civilized method.

As for me, I was happy that we didn't destroy the World since it's one of the few immortal cultivation novels that I really like.

"So we're going to pretend to be background characters while the protagonist gathers the materials we need?" - Daoloth looked at me blankly.

(Author's Note: Daoloth / BB-chan~ from Fate/Grand Order)

"Yes" - I agreed with a smile.

"..." – Daoloth covered her face with her hand as she sighed in annoyance. - "Because?"

"Because it's fun" - I smiled.

"...." – Daoloth seemed to want to kill me, but she is too weak and stupid, she lacks hate.

"I have no problem, I want to walk and see what is in this World" - Yog-Sothoth spoke with slight interest after I described the plot of this World. – "Also, the worlds of cultivators are good because there are no blacks"

(Author's Note: Yog-Sothoth / Abigail Williams / Abby from Fate/Grand Order)

"........" – I sighed. – "The degenerate system user left you a huge trauma, even though he wasn't black, he was just tan like an NTR villain"

Yog-Sothoth frowned. – "Tan or black does not matter, black is only good if he is charred"

"They're going to cancel us" – Daoloth smiled wryly.

"Should I burn something?" - Cthugha looked at me expectantly.

(Author's Note: Cthugha / Kuuko from Haiyore! Nyaruko-san)

Her disgusting yuri urges decreased dramatically after Luis turned her hole into a glazed doughnut, but it still haunts me every time I let my guard down, though, on the bright side, she no longer tries to steal my underwear to masturbate. Ugh, disgusting yuri woman.

"Stop wasting time, we still have a lot of work to do" – System Goddess scolded us for wasting time. – "It is true that the Will of the World of Gaia allowed us to use a spatial distortion so that our long journey does not take us away from Luis for a long time, but even so we cannot waste time, every second wasted is a second where the mind of Luis is still unstable and we don't know the disasters that that man can cause if his mind succumbs to the chaos of his own madness"

(Author's Note: System Goddess from Unlock 99 Heroines in End Times) The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l-B1n.

Tch, if not for Luis leaving her in charge, she wouldn't dare to be so conceited for fear of our strength... Although it's kind of funny that we have to listen to the instructions of an insect that we might kill by accident.

On the other hand, she is right. We have worked hard to get the best materials to help Paranoia-chan and Luis, but we also wasted a bit of time having fun.

Being with Luis is a lot of fun and gives us the greatest happiness we have experienced throughout our infinite lives, but Luis is too controlling and meticulous. Sometimes it is necessary to cause a senseless war just to not lose good habits.

Also, there is another problem... We miss Luis... We miss him a lot...

Ugh, I never thought I would fall in love with a person so much, to the point that I no longer feel satisfied by collecting waifus and collectibles.

My collection continues to grow, which normally makes me very happy, but not receiving the tsundere and yandere love from Luis makes life feel empty.

We all miss him and our rationality is falling apart.

Some days ago, Long Aoxue and I were very angry because I said that chocolate walnut cookies are the best, but she said that walnut chocolate cookies are better.

(Author's Note: Long Aoxue / Long Aotian from My Girlfriend is Long Aotian)

Our argument got out of hand and we started fighting. That little fight escalated to the point that we accidentally entered the territory of Hell and destroyed twenty or thirty low-level Worlds.

This was the opening scene where Nie Li regained his memories and challenged the sexy teacher who didn't turn into a waifu.

This scene goes to show how conceited Nie Li is and how he loves to show off, but the lustful and disgusting look on his face was something that wasn't in the novel.

Nie Li was a narcissist, but he wasn't a lustful hedonist, even turning down wonderful onee-sans and milfs.

We're currently wearing costumes to look like normal girls who are part of this spirit beast class, so no one has noticed us. We're basically background characters with no faces even drawn.

We originally planned to watch the protagonist and then focus on looting this World's resources without affecting the plot too much, but things have turned nasty.

"Smells bad"-Yog-Sothoth frowned as she pointed at Nie Li.

Our costumes alter reality so we can talk and move without drawing the attention of other characters. Only the Will of the World could notify us if we use our abilities.

"Is it my idea or does that boy look like a system user?" - Yibb-Tstll tilted her head in confusion.

I understand her confusion.

Since ancient times, the Outer Gods have had conflicts with system users since those idiots tend to see us as trophies. Some have tried to turn us into pets, sexual slaves and there were even delusional people who wanted to seduce us, but they all had the same end.

Only Luis could win our love since he doesn't treat us as a unique item or an exclusive reward, besides, he is just as mentally deranged as we are.

Because of this, we know how to recognize a system user.

Luis has the Ichijo legacy that allows him to track system users, but we have our own methods to find and eliminate them, also, many system users rely too much on mind control and aphrodisiac abilities, but we are immune to those pathetic skills that only losers who can't satisfy a woman would use.

In a way, Outer Gods are the biggest threat to system users.

I frowned. – "System Goddess, the protagonist was replaced by a system user?"

What bothered us was that Nie Li had no trace of his soul being replaced or his mind being controlled, nor did he give the feeling of being a system user, but his body was giving off a foul smell of love magic.

"No, he is Nie Li and there is no trace of a system" – System Goddess frowned.

There are millions of system users in the multiverse, but most of them die quickly as they tend to be careless, making them easy to track down and trick into turning them into Energy od Destiny farms, high-level alchemy materials, or food for Higher Entities.

Thanks to the peaceful and harmless journey we took to rebuild Paranoia-chan, we have captured and dissected 122 system users. Most were completely new system users, but there were five who were slightly strong.

All these souls have served the skills of the System Goddess to have a great evolution.

In terms of combat strength, she is still a harmless hamster, but in terms of utility, she might be the most important entity for system users.

Among her new skills, she can now analyze the systems of system users without having to come into contact with their souls. This is extremely helpful as Luis has trouble analyzing all of the enemy's skills even when using 'Reader's Perspective'.

If she says that Nie Li is the real Nie Li then it's the truth, but that only means more trouble.

"This has gotten complicated, maybe this guy is a mutation of a system user, or maybe something more complex is happening and system users are developing a new way to invade Worlds without being noticed" – Daoloth frowned and put her hand on her chin.

On second thought, system users are brainless piranhas who lose their lives following their primal instincts, but it's very strange that we would have encountered so many such idiots in such a short time. It is as if something is fostering the constant birth of system users.

I thought more, but Daoloth's voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

"By the way..." – Daoloth had a smile that made me have a bad feeling. – "That boy just tried to seduce us with magic..."

... Oh shit.

"Wait!" - I screamed in panic. – "At least let me save the waifus!"

Daoloth smiled. – "You have five minutes~"

Damn psycho cow! She is going to destroy this World!

"I will prepare the escape route" - Yog-Sothoth sighed with a little sadness. She likes sightseeing, so she didn't want to destroy this World so soon.

"I already made the calculations to steal the records and destroy this world without the cultivators having time to surround us" – Leylin spoke emotionlessly.

"Should I help?" – The soft and innocent voice made us pale.

"It's not necessary" – Daoloth smiled gently without showing her usual mocking attitude. – "Senpai gave you the important task of drawing pictures, so you must concentrate on your task"

Azathoth nodded and continued drawing, which made us sigh with relief.

A few days ago, we let her go on a small attack to escape from the Inferno, but the result was that one of the rulers of that group was killed, which caused a civil war to take over his territory...

Azathoth's power evolved to a point where the smallest attack could destroy the fabric of reality.

Luis is a fucking psycho for strengthening this abomination... Even Daoloth thinks Azathoth is terrifying.

I sighed sadly and asked Yog-Sothoth for help in kidnapping the waifus.

I wanted to have a little arc in Tales of Demons and Gods... Life is disappointing...

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Author's Note:

Yay, I finally have a vacation!

Although I'm going to take a part-time job, I'll have more time to write, so for a while, I'll be able to do chapters more often <3

If you have suggestions or something you would like to see I will be more attentive to the comments.

A hug <3