Chapter 361: A good little sister gets waifus for her brother

Chapter 361: A good little sister gets waifus for her brother

For a few hours, I was satisfied after finding something to kill the boredom.

The information on the system user's soul turned out to be interesting. Still, I'm on vacation and I don't want to get involved in some stupid world-domination conspiracy, so I sent all the information to Alaya, Seraph, and BB.

This is an issue that involves the entire multiverse and the stability of Gaia, but again, I'm on vacation, so I'll let them worry about it, I'm just going to spend my time cooking the system user.

Classes went on smoothly, but now the system user was more intent on showing off.

Apparently, his system gives him points every time other people feel admiration and envy towards him, then he can exchange those points to obtain skills, objects and can even summon beings from other Worlds.

I can't fully hack that system without the help of System Goddess, but it's very easy to manipulate the idiot into continuing to bind his soul with Contracts. In this way, all the things that the system user obtains will end up being mine.

[Kleptomania] is very happy.

For example, during math class, the idiot challenged me to solve an equation. I accepted the challenge with annoyance, won the competition, and put a Slavery Contract into his soul.

In addition to the Contracts that I am binding to the idiot's soul, I also told Yui about the situation, so she is also putting Contracts into the system user's soul, only her Contracts are of better quality since they were made by Lucifer.

Now, my lovely wife and I are playing to see who is the first to gain complete control of the system user's soul.

The most entertaining thing is that the idiot lost his plot armor so the people around him just see him as a cocky idiot, although some girls still follow him since he is still attractive and the passive charm of the system is still working.

Well, a rabbit that is raised in an environment where it feels happy has softer, better-quality meat...

"Luis..." – Tsubaki sighed as she felt my thoughts. – "Do not see people as food"

"You complain when I see people as useless garbage, but now that I'm giving value to human life, you also complain" – I pretended to be annoyed.

"..." – Tsubaki sighed inside my mind and shook her head. – "Okay, do what you want, but don't let this become a habit or it will be bad if your daughters become cannibals"

... Shit, she knows what to say to me to get me out of my inhuman ideas...

I sighed internally and looked at the clock on the blackboard. It's almost time for lunch, which is good since all this talking made me hungry...

"Luis..."

"I know, I know" - I sighed internally. – "I will not kill people just to deal with boredom..."

Tsubaki nodded approvingly.

Despite everything, it makes me happy that she maintains a kind heart despite all the time she has spent with me. Her kindness is adorable.

"Hey Listen! Instead of killing idiots, it is better to look for women with boyfriends to get them addicted to your baguette!" – Navi had been quite rowdy ever since I stole the idiot's plot armor.

The flying psycho keeps insisting that I impregnate all the women in this school.

Ugh, whenever I think of my future daughters, I feel a growing desire to start a war in the multiverse to get out of Gaia.....

Anyway. Putting aside my wishes for parental irresponsibility, time passed and Yui put another Contract into the idiot's soul after congratulating him on correctly answering a literature question.

System users without frame armor are as vulnerable as a child in Nigeria....

It was finally time for lunch, so I left the classroom to go to the cafeteria to have lunch in peace, but I felt one of my Spiral Puppets warns me of a problem.

My wives were safe, and an enemy that could destroy the world had not appeared. The incident was a stupid children's fight where a group of idiots almost made my silly sister cry.........

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[System Notification: The skill 'Mythomania', the energy 'Anti-Rasen', and the skill 'Sadomasochistic Meditation' have suppressed the destructive instincts of the title 'Outer God']

I took a deep breath and shook my hand to remove the dust left on my fingernails, then used [Rasen] to repair the holes I left in the wall when I accidentally stuck my fingers into the concrete. Fortunately, there were no people around to see my childish loss of self-control.

"You didn't destroy the city, your self-control has improved" – Yoko spoke mockingly, but her brows furrowed. – "Hit those idiots"

Umaru has an innate gift for making people want to pamper her and take care of her.

Well, she's cute when she's not a complete jerk......ah.....that brat....

"Hey Listen! Violence is not the answer! It is the question and the answer is yes!"

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(Umaru Perspective) (Himouto! Umaru-chan)

For as long as I can remember, I haven't had the opportunity to attend formal classes and have a normal school life. I always had classes at home and it was usually my brother who taught me, there were even times when he stole books to force me to read them.

Our situation has never been normal, but looking back on those moments, I feel lucky to have my brother.

He is silly, flawed, tsundere, and moody but he always takes care of me and for that, I love him very much. Of course, that's something I won't tell him since that's disgusting, although he must already know it since he has always had a talent comparable to Light Yagami to read people.

Although I appreciate that my brother cares about me so much, I want to go back to my comfortable room.

The classes are very boring since I have memorized all the school material, in fact, I already verified that, with my academic level, I can get a doctorate in most sciences, but my stupid brother keeps saying that I am a fool. Tch, he's the fool.

I kept pretending to pay attention to the class while discreetly continuing to play with my phone at an inconspicuous angle so the teacher wouldn't see me. The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l-B1n.

Now that I have to go to school, I can't do 12-hour streams on the internet anymore, but my fans aren't upset and actually, they've been more supportive since they think I'm studying for a better future, although there are some SIMPS idiots that have sent me threats because I have my own private life and I'm not the idealized fantasy they want.

I'm an otaku, but I find those SIMPS pathetic... Ahem, I'll forget the fact that I want Esdeath-sama to step on me.

Anyway, being a vtuber is nice because of the privacy.

Even though I was bored, at least Ina seems to be having fun...

Ah, she's not paying attention to class either, instead, she's drawing a manga...

Come to think of it, months ago I started a visual novel project with some of my internet friends, but the project was put on hold for various reasons. Now that Ina is with me, she could help us draw backgrounds and some characters.

Because many times I had to listen to my father's stupidity, I learned to pretend to pay attention while getting lost in my thoughts, so I started thinking about my vtuber projects that are much more important than classes and so time passed.

Finally, it was time for lunch, so the teacher left the room.

When he was about to tell Ina to go look for my brother, a pretty girl with blue hair came up to us.

"Hey, where did you get that keychain?!" – The girl pointed to the pendant on my cell phone while she had an excited look.

Before, it was forbidden for students to bring cell phones inside the school, but a few weeks ago the principal allowed students to have cell phones to call home in case of an emergency, although they will be confiscated if they are taken out in class.

I smiled and raised my cell phone to show the decoration. It was a chibi figure of Esdeath-sama that was made by my brother. – "My Onii-chan made it, he is good at crafts, he can even make cosplay"

Since we were kids, my brother has made clothes and toys for me since we didn't have money to buy things for myself, so a few days ago I held his leg while making annoying noises for an hour so he could make figures of my waifus/friends.

Now I have pendants from each of my chat room friends and I change them every day. Today it was Esdeath-sama's turn.

"That is incredible!" – The girl seemed very excited. The quality of the pendant is exceptional and it's made from materials I can't even pronounce, so it looks like a limited-edition item.

Actually, my brother is very good at making toys and clothes to the point that he would be the idol of Chinese children who are exploited in factories.

I looked up proudly. – "Yes, my Onii-chan is amazing"

"Luis is really good at working with his hands" – Ina nodded.

"... Heh" - I couldn't help but laugh. - "How do you know?"

Ina looked at me confused. She is very innocent despite all the doujins she sees.

"Your brother sounds like someone incredible" – The girl seemed to have stars in her eyes... No, I rather think her pupils are peculiar, but they are cute.

So far we haven't made any new friends since my sister's reputation is horrible and the way I defended him showed that my attitude is not good either, also, I've heard several girls mutter that I'm unpleasant since I accepted that I'm an otaku.

A while back, Ina told me that she watched an anime called 'Himouto! Umaru-chan' where Umaru was the protagonist. In that anime, Umaru used to hide the fact that she was an otaku so that people would admire her, but I think that's a waste of time.

My life has taught me that society is like Twitter. Everyone thinks they are right, but the truth is that only idiots with no life of their own are obsessed with being right.

I don't mind that people look at me with disgust because I like anime, in fact, I prefer that people not approach me.

Although I have overcome some of my traumas thanks to the trip I had with my friends, physical contact with strangers still scares me, especially men. Fortunately, Japanese society hates physical contact.

"Do you think your brother can make me a Lara Croft keychain?! I'll pay whatever it takes!" – The girl was extremely cheerful and her attitude was a bit invasive.

She was almost on top of me as she continued to speak rapidly, but I didn't feel too uncomfortable since I also get excited when talking about anime and video games.

"Uhm, I don't know, my brother is so bitter..." – I scratched my cheek awkwardly since she was too close, but her expectant look reminded me of myself the first time my brother gave me a gift, so I couldn't help but smile. – "But I will try to convince him"

"Thank you! You're a great friend!" – The girl raised her arms to celebrate. – "Oh, right, now that we are friends you can call me Sylphyn"

(Author's Note: Sylphynford Tachibana from Himouto! Umaru-chan)

...Well, I got a friend.... I don't know how to feel about it.

"The plot is different, but the universe is now in order" – Ina nodded as if she were an elderly cultivator observing the cycle of destiny.

From everything I've seen and according to my brother, the theory of infinite coexisting universes is true, so the Umaru from 'Himouto! Umaru-chan' and I can be similar but different people. According to this and according to Ina's reaction, Sylphyn-chan must be friends or something similar to the Umaru from the anime.

Ugh, my head hurts thinking about too many things at once. Now I understand why my brother always has a migraine.

It seems our conversation with Sylphyn-chan was overheard by our other classmates as several of them muttered unpleasant things while pointing at us.

Ina was a little uncomfortable since she's a hikikomori with a social panic, but Sylphyn didn't seem to care about other people's opinions... No, rather she didn't notice. She seems a bit clumsy.

that it would be better to go to the dining room before break time ended. I want to go to my brother so he can give me food, besides, I'm sure Sylphyn-chan will love my brother's food...

Come to think of it, am I increasing my brother's harem?

....

Well... I like having more sisters-in-law who give me sweets.

Ina, Sylphyn-chan, and I look like cute and harmless girls, on the other hand, Marin-chan is a little taller than us and she's very beautiful, but her expression shows that she doesn't know how to deal with this kind of situation. In other words, we look like a group of defenseless teenagers who can be pressured through violence.

I sighed and shook my head. Now I feel stupid.

I've faced aliens, monsters, and an evil apocalyptic god, but was scared to death by a bunch of idiots with a lack of motherly love. Maybe my brother is right that I'm an idiot....

The stupid bitch who tried to seduce my brother closed her mouth as my brother's fist slammed into the air next to her head.

The fist missed her face, but the blow was so strong that her hair fluttered from the air pressure. We were some distance away, but I could feel a breeze ruffling my hair a bit.

My brother didn't show his true strength, but that punch seemed like something only a professional heavyweight boxer would do. I think my brother has seen too many Mike Tyson fights.

The girl was totally pale as my brother slowly withdrew his fist.

"There was an insect so I had to kill it" – My brother had a slightly intimidating look. – "You better keep your mouth shut or the next insect could be in your mouth"

The girl backed away, but her legs were shaking so she fell to the ground.

"Heh.." - I couldn't contain a small laugh.

My brother looked at the fat idiot while he frowned. – "Take your hand off my shoulder or I will have to break it"

The fat man unconsciously removed his hand from my brother's shoulder and took a step back.

My brother doesn't give off killing intent, but he is very intimidating when he scowls.

Finally, my brother looked at the leader of the group of idiots and narrowed his eyes. – "What are you looking at me, idiot? You wanna tell me something?"

The leader frowned. He had remained silent to size up my brother, but now he was angry at my brother's attitude.

If I'm not mistaken, that idiot seems used to people obeying him, so my brother's aggressive attitude hurt his fragile narcissistic pride.

My brother walked over to the idiot and looked into his eyes. Both of them had similar heights, but the idiot was a bit taller, even so, my brother seemed to be the one in control of the situation.

From what I've read in psychology, abusive people are always looking to look down on others for a sense of dominance.

These kinds of insecure idiots feel pain in their pride when they have to look at someone taller since they have to look up, but it is much more painful to feel afraid of someone smaller. It's like feeling that someone inferior is now superior to them.

The idiot remained silent, but his hand went into his pants pocket.

Because of the position they're in and if my brother was a normal person, he wouldn't notice that the idiot is trying to get a box cutter out of his pocket.

Marin-chan and Sylphyn-chan didn't notice that since they're normal girls who haven't seen violent situations, they just seem worried that my brother might get into trouble. They are so kind and innocent that they are cute waifus.

My brother's eyes narrowed, but he flashed a small smile that was more like a provocative aggressive expression. – "Someone willing to hurt others has to be willing to be hurt, so try it, idiot"

The idiot frowned and gripped the box cutter tightly, but didn't take it out of his pocket. He finally realized that it was a bad idea to want to fight my brother.

"Now move, you're in my way" – My brother returned to an expression of subtle annoyance and put his hand on the idiot's shoulder to push him aside.

It was a simple act, but the idiot was now that much angrier at being treated like clogging trash.

Despite his anger, he didn't complain or try to fight. A good decision.

My brother smiled and gave a couple of small pats to the idiot's face. It was something similar to a slap, but it was a soft and friendly act, which was much more humiliating. - "Good boy"

The idiot's eyes almost turned red with fury at being treated like a dog, but my brother ignored him.

My brother walked over and stood in front of me, then sighed as he picked up the lunch box in his hand. – "Brat, you are going to miss lunchtime"

"I'm sorry, Onii-chan" – I lowered my head and feigned sadness.

I feel better already, so I was able to stand without Ina's help, but I still have to show that I feel a little scared.

My brother knows I'm pretending, but my new friends think I'm a timid and scared girl, so my acting will convince them to give me candy. Hehe.

"Whatever, let's go to the dining room" – My brother sighed and patted my head.

I'm not sure if my brother is faking it, it makes me very happy to feel that he cares about me.

My brother looked at Marin-chan and Sylphyn-chan. With a friendly attitude that contrasted with his previous attitude, he smiled friendly. – "Are you Umaru's friends?"

They both nodded without being able to say a word. Both of them are still in a bit of a daze from seeing such an unpleasant bullying situation.

That reminds me...

Marin-chan and Sylphyn-chan will surely want to help the girl who was being bullied, so this is a good chance for both of them to start seeing the good side of my brother.

I looked at my brother and then I looked at the girl who was still on the ground. It was a subtle move, but my brother got the message.

For a second, he showed an annoyed look. He must be thinking 'This is troublesome' or something.

Although my brother saw this as a nuisance, he took my advice.

After greeting my friends, he approached the girl who had been silent with a depressed look as if she thought life was totally miserable.

The idiots didn't dare to block my brother's path, so my brother crouched down next to the girl and moved the hair that covered the girl's face.

She was quite cute and seemed to be my brother's age, but her expression and small bruises on her neck showed that she had been the victim of multiple types of abuse, whether it was physical, psychological, and possibly sexual.

"Come, I'll take you to the infirmary" – My brother spoke with the same kindness he uses when he's about to swindle money from a naive person, although I think he only wants to deal with this to go eat.

The girl looked at my brother with a trembling look and looked like she was about to cry when she saw my brother's kind expression.

This looked like the main scene where the hero and heroine met in a shojo manga, but to my eyes, I can only see a wolf playing with his food.

As that was happening, I saw that Ina was pale and her body was shaking as if she was experiencing Vietnam flashbacks. I think she recognized the girl from some anime, but I'll ask her later.

In the end, the girl was hurt and her emotional state was a mess, so my brother took her to the infirmary, but before leaving, he told me that I should go eat with my friends.

My brother gave me a big lunch box and there was enough food for me to eat with my new friends. As usual, it seems that my brother had everything planned...

It's sad that I currently can't travel to my friends' worlds. I already want to go to the world of Bleach to see how my brother humiliates Aizen....

The group of idiots stood still while I went to eat with my friends. Their fear of my brother made them unable to act.

I honestly hate leaving the house since most of the time I get in trouble even when I'm careful, it's like I'm a jerk magnet.

The worst thing about this is that many times there have been kind people who had bad luck and got too close to me, which caused me fear because of my childhood traumas.

It doesn't matter if they are good people, perverted idiots, or envious women, all the people who have bullied me met the same end at the hands of my brother.

In that sense, I'm not worried about the possibility of the group of idiots seeking revenge against me. Most likely tonight all of them will have fatal accidents.

My tsundere Onii-chan is actually a yandere villain.... Oh, I know what the next web novel I'll write is going to be.

We found a good place to sit down to eat and had a happy time enjoying my brother's food.

Marin-chan and Sylphyn-chan asked me a lot of questions about my brother since they had a very good impression of him, although now they can only be satisfied with my brother's food... Well, both of them are cute and it was funny to see them moan from eating korokke.

While my two new friends were experiencing foodie nirvana, I took the opportunity to ask Ina a question.

"Who was that girl?" - I couldn't contain my curiosity.

Ina had a grim look. She didn't speak, but she waved her hand and a doujin appeared in her hand. Her skill to materialize objects without magical attributes is very useful, thanks to her, I have met several anime series that seem to be present in this world as part of reality.

I looked at the cover of the doujin and it was indeed the same girl, although in the doujin she doesn't look so beautiful because of the glasses and the nerdy hairstyle.

"Metamorphosis?" – I took a quick look at the doujin and took advantage of the improvements in my mental abilities to read everything in an instant.

When I finished reading, I closed the doujin and looked at Ina in silence.

Ina looked at me silently.

We both remained silent.

I returned the doujin silently.

Ina put the doujin away silently.

I shook my head. – "Ina, I respect your taste for the NTR, but this is too much..."

"I don't like it! It's just that she became a famous meme and I wanted to investigate it!" – Ina looked at me desperately.

I sighed. – "Yes, okay, I believe you..."

I don't believe this pervert.

"Wah!" – Ina covered her face with shame and anguish.

"Calm down, look, here's takoyaki" - I pointed to the food.

Ina sighed and began to eat. In an instant, her anguished face turned into an expression of pure happiness. Onii-chan's food is happiness.

Come to think of it... does Ina count as an octopus?

So... Wouldn't this be cannibalism?

... No, I prefer not to think about it.

I continued eating and enjoyed a pleasant moment with my new friends. The school is not that bad.

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Author's Note:

Shit heat, it won't let me sleep because I'm suffocating...

Remember to drink a lot of water, a hug <3