Chapter 370: (1): Analysis. Results. Conclusion. Answer.
(Perspective...)
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Unknown sensation. Analyzing....
Bitter emotions detected. Analyzing....
"Oh? What's up Paranoia-chan? Are you not happy with your new waifu body?"
Complete analisis. Identified emotion: Jealousy.......
Origin of the emotion: Presentiment that the master has developed analytical abilities that do not require me.
Response Options: Confront the master (rejected). Hinder independent analysis capabilities (rejected). Improve my own analytical abilities to increase my own utility (pass).
Beginning planning to upgrade log analysis capabilities.
Materials and energy are required to ensure a superior evolution that allows optimization in the analysis of records in real time to generate more accurate predictions.
Error.
Two problems have been detected:
1) Insufficient energy to perform a full update.
2) Master's approval is needed to upgrade as master must guide my evolution path.
Adjusted a minor update to prepare a pleasant surprise for the master....
Time required to complete the minor update with the current materials: 3 months of personal time.
Leaving background update.
Readjusting attention.
One of the master's wives has asked a question and is waiting for an answer.
Carrying out the action of agreeing with the physical body. – "Fully functional body. no complaints"
"Ah, we still have to develop your emotional side, but that will be senpai's job, he sure would love to train you~"
Assimilation of new emotion. Positive feelings. Target of positive feelings: The master.
Warning: The body is unconsciously smiling. A behavior readjustment is needed to avoid involuntary actions.
Analyzing behavior pattern.
Complete analisis.
It has been concluded that smiling is not a harmful act and generates positive feelings in the master. Smiling is allowed.
Action of smiling and nodding. - "Yeah"
"Heh, how cute~ Senpai will be very happy~"
Records found: The master likes cute and adorable women, but despises childishness.
"I don't need romantic love to love Nyaruko, now we are like sisters, we are family <3"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Damn, the only person who should be into incest is Luis! Stop looking at me like that!"
"Don't worry, she won't do anything to you, if she tries to rape you then senpai won't have sex with her again and this idiot has become addicted to MindBreak"
"Luis is the best, he made a lesbian learn to be normal"
"Tch, damn loli, you're going to get us cancelled... Well, whatever, the point is that BB-chan is the best~"
Analyzing the personality, tastes and fetishes of the master.
Conclusion:... - "The women with priority in the heart of the master are; Umaru Oosuki, Shigure Kosaka, Rebecca Lee, Seishirou Tsugumi, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Yasuko Takasu, Auriel, Ortro-nee, and Senko. That is an approximate list since the master always has the skill 'Mythomania' active and he lies to himself about his own tastes when it comes to being with each woman in order to love each of his wives to the fullest"
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".... Uh, even I know it was a bad idea to say that...."
Analyzing behavior patterns, soul frequency, emotional state and energy traces of the master's wives.
Conclusion: DANGER.
Action Path: Escape.
Path of action denied.
Conclusion: The master's handcuffs won't damage my integrity so I'm safe.
"Pa-ra-no-ia-chan... There are things you should never, never say... Am I clear?~"
Recommended Action: Nod in submission.
"Okay~ Now let's go home, there's something I want to ask senpai~"
Analysis: The master is in trouble.
Conclusion: The master can deal with the problem, there is no need to intervene.
Emotion: Compassion for the master.
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Author's Note:
A short chapter to show how Paranoia-chan's mind works. She's basically a supercomputer that analyzes every action and every possible outcome, which allows her to make pretty accurate predictions.
On the other hand, it seems that she takes time between her answers because of all the calculations she does, but in reality she gives immediate answers.
Lastly, I still don't know what appearance to give Paranoia-chan.........
I'm open to suggestions and fetishes <3
Remember that Paranoia-chan's body was made with records from worlds that were invaded by Outer Gods, so if you want to use a known waifu, that would mean that all of that World was totally destroyed in order to give Paranoia-chan a body. Sure, I can say that the waifus were kidnapped like in the isekai slime, but it's something to take into account~
Oh, true. The fact that Paranoia-chan is a known waifu means that the original waifu no longer exists, so keep in mind that giving Paranoia-chan an appearance means killing the original waifu~ hehe
A hug <3