Chapter 374: Psycho against bullying?
I rubbed my forehead in frustration at how ridiculous and stupid humanity is, or more specifically, fucking teenagers...
I knew things would get annoying ever since Monika tipped me off about the news where it was revealed that I am Ichika's boyfriend, but I was too naive to imagine that people have a modicum of intelligence and common sense.
When I arrived at the school, no one gave me trouble at the entrance, but there were many people looking at me with hate, disdain, envy, cruelty, and there were even idiots who were eager to take out knives to run and stab me.
I'm not exaggerating, there are more than 10 idiots who actually have hidden sharp objects and are itching to murder me.
Japan is technically a safe country, but deteriorating mental health has made many teenagers potential psychopaths... No, I think South Korea is in a similar situation...
Oh, Asians.
Well, it's not unexpected. Humanity is trash no matter the country.
Technically I had no problems entering the classroom, but the noise was a pain in the ass.
For starters, Ichika skipped school today as she has to take care of some stuff from her talent agency since our relationship has become a major topic on social media.
What has generated the most noise is that people looking for information about me have found the videos where I played basketball and soccer, so that, in one night, I became an internet celebrity...
As if that wasn't enough, someone found a security camera footage of the time I protected Mafuyu Kirisu, Fumino Furuhashi, Uruka Takemoto, and Rizu Ogata. That was when we had our first study session and some jerk tried to harass the cute teacher.
(Author's Note: waifus from We Never Learn: Bokuben)
On that occasion, a security camera recorded the situation, but Monika made sure that this recording did not reach the police since those idiots were captured by my subordinates to be turned into croquettes for Ortro.
With that being said, why did that recording appear on the internet?
It's simple. Marika asked Monika to give her the recording so that she would have more tools to help her improve my public image.
(Author's Note: Marika Tachibana from Nisekoi)
Marika, Pansy, Eri, and Yashiro founded a fan club. They're obsessed with proving to the world what a cool and good husband I am, so they've started a cult that preys on naive girls with little parental attention. Basically, a religious sect.
(Author's Note: Sumireko Sanshokuin / Pansy from Ore wo Suki Nano wa Omae Dake ka yo)
(Author's Note: Eri Nakamura from Arifureta Shokugyou from Sekai Saikyou)
(Author's Note: Nene Yashiro from Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun)
In that group of girls, Pansy is the best at collecting information and Marika is skilled at manipulating information, so they have managed to make a lot of girls interested in me, but I had to talk to them so they don't do something excessive or Marika is capable of kidnapping women to subject them to psychological torture to get me more women.
Despite the bizarreness of the situation, I can't help but think that I'm lucky to have such lovely wives.
Marika may have some damaged wires in her head, but she's still very smart. She understands that it will be bad if her little club draws too much attention, so she has focused on spreading my achievements so that people will look up to me.
This has been helpful so the women at school don't look at me like I'm complete trash even though I'm a womanizer, however most of the guys hate me more every day, which is on the top of the list of things I don't care about.
The fan club doesn't really interest me since I have more important things to attend to, but the important thing is that a lot of publicity that Marika prepared is now being spread on social media, so I became a well-known figure on the internet overnight, which is a nuisance...
I don't even have social networks, but there are already several articles on the internet that talk about my "heroic deeds", for example, the fact that I am a defender of women has been spread as I have faced many stalkers and juvenile petty criminals.
I honestly hate fame as it sucks when people pay too much attention to me, especially since I'm a serial killer...
Fortunately, the Ichijo family, the Tachibana family, and Monika have taken it upon themselves to protect my most sensitive information, so no one has discovered that I now live in one of the most luxurious buildings in the city, my direct connection to the Ichijo family has not been discovered either, and the news only says that I am working for a rich family.
By the way, some fucking internet genius gave me the nickname "Dog Meat" and people liked it so much that they started using that nickname to name me...
I have no proof, but I'm sure it was Navi.
In general, things haven't turned into a complete mess, but the stupidity of teenagers gives me a headache.
The biggest problem is that an argument started on the internet and many people want to crucify me, on the other hand, there are many, many idiots who have started to make posts where they challenge me to all kinds of stupid things to prove that they are better than me, and therefore more worthy of being Ichika's boyfriend...
Objectively, Ichika is a young celebrity without much popularity so her personal life shouldn't be that important to the public, but here comes my fucking plot armor.
The plot armor Mumei gave me made me the center of this World, so the women in this World who are part of my harem have a bonus to their destinys.
(Author's Note: Mumei Nanashi from Hololive / Alaya from Fate/Grand Order)
In other words, I am a plot magnet and the women of Gaia who are part of my harem are plot batteries.
Being a protagonist is a fucking headache...
The most worrying thing is that jealousy increases the impulsiveness of stupid people.
For example, Pansy just sent me a video that she recorded while she was policing people who hate me.
Honestly, it still amazes me that she is so good at spying on people despite not having any supernatural skills...
I have offered her sobrenatural skills, but she insists that she prefers to learn stealth without relying on special skills. Her dream is to be able to stalk me without my noticing.
Well, I like that she has big goals, so she won't get bored with eternal life.
Thus, classes started without much trouble. The only thing different is that there were more people paying attention to me, but the opinion of men doesn't matter to me.
"Hey Listen! In this story the men only serve to be living examples of what a cuck is! Those who have a netorare fetish can go to hell, LONG LIVE THE NETORI!"
... The fact that I can understand that bullshit depresses me. My head is full of junk knowledge...
I dropped the matter for now and waited for the troubles to come.
Just as I thought, after lunch time a teacher came to tell me that she should talk to me.
Yui didn't refuse and said that I shouldn't get into too much trouble, then she continued with her class.
(Author's Note: Yui Kanakura from Nisekoi)
I left the classroom and accompanied the pretty teacher who was looking at me with a complex mix of emotions.
I raised an eyebrow and asked innocently. – "Did something happen sensei?"
The woman was Kyoko Hihara, the teacher belonging to Nisekoi. I haven't paid much attention to this woman and our relationship hasn't progressed much, but she has a good impression of me since Shizuka told her that I helped a girl who is being bullied.
(Author's Note: Shizuka Hiratsuka from Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru)
Kyoko let out a deep breath and looked at me seriously. – "Oosuki-kun, come with me, I need you to give me an explanation"
"Ah, I see" - I smiled wryly as if I already knew what happened. L1tLagoon witnessed the first publication of this chapter on Ñøv€l--B1n.
Kyoko raised an eyebrow at my attitude, but she also seemed a bit relieved.
My attitude shows that I know the problem that arose, so I must have a good explanation.
In silence we walked to the teachers' room and upon entering, she closed the door and then motioned for me to sit down so we could talk.
It's currently school time, so we're alone here, which gives me a chance to further my relationship with this woman, however, I can see that she's emotionally and sexually frustrated since she's had issues with her husband...
Oh right, I forgot to mention it since it was a trifling matter.
Marika had one of my subordinates track down Kyoko's fiancé. My subordinate has been sabotaging that loser's work, so his boss has left him a lot more work and it makes him feel frustrated.
It gets worse when his wife is not always at home to attend to him like a Japanese wife normally would, so he has started to feel angry with Kyoko, and according to the report I received, he has started having an affair with one of his co-workers.
It's nice to have a good wife and brainwashed subordinates.
Kyoko had an overly serious look as she looked into my eyes, which showed the seriousness of the situation, since in Japanese society there is almost no eye contact.
"Oosuki-kun, a moment ago a girl came to me crying to tell me that you abused her..." – Kyoko looked at me with complex emotions.
She trusts me and although she knows that I am a perverted womanizer, she does not believe that I would do something like that, however, the seriousness of the accusation makes her very worried about what this could cause.
The girl said that I abused her during lunch time.
I'm usually very flashy since I'm surrounded by beautiful women while eating, but this time I didn't appear in the dining room and no one knew where I was during lunch, so it was an opportunity for the idiots to frame me for something.
Actually, I didn't go to the dining room since I felt that Chitose sent me a message to say that Miyu needed to talk to me, so I went to the hot spring inn to spend time with my adoptive daughter.
Miyu is an adorable and obedient girl, but I think it was a bad idea to let Arisa become friends with her...
Oh, whatever. Arisa isn't stupid and she knows the limits that shouldn't be crossed.
I didn't show concern, I just smiled wryly. – "Seriously, these brats have no creativity..."
Trying to frame me with something like this is so boring I want to yawn.
Objectively this can become a problem that would lead me to be condemned by public opinion, but I have done so many horrible things that this pathetic attempt to frame me seems like child's play.
"Hey Listen! It's not rape if she moans!"
.........
Fucking jerk.
Kyoko raised an eyebrow at my comment, but I didn't give her a verbal explanation. Instead of wasting my time with words, I took out my phone and opened a video to show Kyoko.
"Then this is the plan, you'll find Kyoko-sensei and tell her that jerk abused you, she seems to have a good impression of that fucking starving bum, so this will make her hate him, then we'll start spreading rumors that that bastard is a rapist who has drugged dozens of girls"
"But will this work? We have no evidence..."
Although I have overcome most of my childhood traumas, I cannot deny that I feel at peace when I am with women who give me the sense of security and peace that I always wanted during my childhood. That's why I've grown very fond of Chitose, Senko and Auriel.
As for why I need to miss school, well, my lovely daughter is having her first basketball game.
When I found out that Miyu had to go to another city for a basketball game, I sent a message to her school to tell them that Seiji will join the trip to take care of the students.
Chitose, Arisa and the psycho brats won't be going on the trip since they aren't part of the basketball team.
Honestly, I could stay here while Seiji goes on a trip since I can use spatial skills, anyway, every third day I take a little trip to China so my wives there don't feel forgotten.
The reason why I chose to spend all my time on this is because Umaru also needs to go to the city where the match will be.
Earlier today, Umaru received a message from Lin Ruoxi. Apparently, the two made a business agreement for Umaru and her friends to join my wife's company as digital content creators.
Umaru has friends on the internet that she contacted about this deal, in fact, today after school she will meet with some of her friends to talk to them about the contract.
This will be the first time for Umaru to see her internet friends, so she asked me to accompany her.
I'll obviously go along with her since I can't let the brat get into too much trouble, anyway, I'm used to ignoring her when she talks about things I don't care about, so I'll just eat quietly while she does her thing.
The reason why she has to go to another city is that most of Umaru's friends agreed to meet her today afternoon, but two of the most important people in her group can't come, so Umaru will have to visit them in another city.
Although my silly sister is a pain in the ass, it's good that she can achieve her own goals without my help. It makes me proud to see that the brat can make her own life out of it.
I will make sure that she can fulfill her goals......No idiot will make her cry.....
In this way, I managed to make a deal with Kyoko and returned to my classroom.
"Now what did you do? Will you finally be expelled?" – As always, I ignored the system user and went to my seat to continue watching the clouds instead of paying attention to the class.
The day was calm, of course, only if I ignore the endless idiots who kept looking for me to cause trouble.
"You are a villain for forcing a girl to be with you! I challenge you to a duel!"
At the end of the classes I couldn't even leave the room because a group of idiots in Judo uniforms opened the door and started yelling stupid things.
My wives were not here as they left as soon as the end of school bell rang.
Although they want to spend time with me, they are too busy policing suicide cases, manipulating naive girls, and gathering information from the prettiest girls in town, so they can't stay to watch the show.
Something interesting about my harem is that my obsessive attitude has motivated my wives. Even my laziest wives don't want to feel like a useless burden, so they've been looking for things to do, either to help me or to fulfill their own dreams since they know I'm happy when they have their own goals.
My wives are cute.
I sighed and wanted to tell the idiots not to mess with me, but the stupid ones kept yelling stupid things.
"I won't let a good student get hurt by a depraved like you!" – A tall and muscular idiot looked at me with indignation and resentment.
Some idiot has spread a rumor that I'm threatening Ichika to make her my girlfriend.
Pansy had asked me if she should counter the rumor, but I told her to allow the rumor to spread and even encourage it. This way, the idiots who hate me won't resist attacking me, so I can justifiably smash their faces in.
Later I can destroy the rumor, but first I want to destroy the faces of these idiots.
Although there were many idiots who wanted to hit me out of jealousy, there are also heroic idiots who want to hit me to protect the beautiful princesses who have been threatened by the evil wolf.
The jerk in front of me is an example of the latter. I can see that he's not very smart and was easily manipulated by other guys into wanting to hit me, but actually he's a nice guy with a kind heart.
Well, it doesn't matter, all punching bags are used for the same thing.
I took out my cell phone and told Umaru that I'll go to the Judo club for a moment, so you have to wait for me in your room to go to your meeting.
The Judo idiots got mad that I ignored them, but I spoke to them before they could say stupid things.
"Fine" – I yawned. – "Come on quickly, I have to go on a date"
The men were jealous and wanted to break my face.
So, we headed to the Judo club.
This stupidity caught the attention of several students, so the club was filled with spectators.
Someone from the club lent me a Judo uniform, so I quickly changed my clothes and headed to the center of the training area.
There was no poison, needles or flaws in the uniform as these idiots are looking for a fair fight. How boring...
The Judo club room is big, but it had been filled with many students who were excited.
Some admired me for my athletic display against the system user, but most of the spectators were excitedly yelling for Judo practitioners to break my limbs.
Something striking was that the student council was also interested in this, so they did not stop the event, but watched from the entrance.
I saw that Medaka was looking at me with a smirk. She knows I'll win the fight, but she's amused by the non-existent possibility of me getting hit.
(Author's Note: Medaka Kurokami from Medaka Box)
"Kurokami-san, pay close attention to this" – A girl next to Medaka looked at the situation seriously. I think she's the student council president, but I'm not sure since I don't care. – "When you are the student council president you need to be able to observe each problem objectively"
"I understand" – Medaka nodded. She seems to get along with the council.
"Good" - The girl smiled. – "Now let's see how these two men make close contact while their bodies collide violently, it will be more important because the tall boy can hurt the blond boy, so we must intervene if the blond boy is hurt by the tall boy's rudeness..."
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"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hey, I like that woman!" – Navi was convulsing with laughter...
Medaka was shaking not to laugh out loud. Fortunately the screams of the other students prevented everyone from hearing the disgusting shit the woman said...
"Shino-san, you shouldn't say that" - Another girl smiled... - "Remember that the blond boy showed to be very good at sports, so it is possible that he is the dominant one while the tall boy can be the passive one..."
...
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Shit, I'm going to throw up laughing!"
Damn Medaka, don't laugh! Neither do you, Yoko!
I decided to break my eardrums and concentrated on the fight.
Maybe I got a little angry at the comments from the two neural damaged girls, but I used a little more force than necessary to beat the muscle-bound idiot.
I didn't break his bones and didn't really injure him, but I pretty much treated him like a beach ball as his body was thrown against the wall.
I didn't even tap into my superhuman strength, in fact I held back quite a bit. All I did was redirect all of the idiot's force against his center of gravity, so the fight lasted 2 seconds.
"Hey Listen! They call him the premature ejaculation!"
........For the love of God, Navi, I don't want to hear that kind of joke right now, especially after what the two girls with rotten brains gave...
Things could have ended in this and I thought to leave since I need a drink to deal with the disgust I felt, but the damn system user entered the room while he was acting like a pretentious jerk...
"Ha, you may be skilled, but nothing beats absolute power!" – The idiot didn't even wait for me to speak and stood in front of me. – "This time I will show you that I am the best!"
"Hey Listen! Idiots never learn their lesson even if you punch them in the face!" – It's ironic when Navi says it. - "Now humiliate him so his waifus know that my dog is the one and only Alpha Male Chad!"
...
Where is it that she learns this stupidity?
The system user had obtained a mid-level combat skill, plus his physical strength had exceeded human limits.
If he combine his martial arts technique and his physical strength, he is at the level of Akisame Koetsuji in Kenichi's world, and he started training martial arts two days ago.
The idiot's growth speed is very fast, but that just shows his utter dependence on the system since he's not even trying to learn techniques on his own.
Oh well, it never mind. That won't affect the taste of his soul...
"...Crunchy head...." – Ortro began to salivate.
Although the idiot could already be considered one of the strongest martial artists in human society, I beat him in ten seconds.
I was able to do it in an instant, but I couldn't resist the urge to slam his face into the ground to break his nose and knock out three of his teeth.
The idiot remained conscious while the students yelled to call a nurse or an ambulance.
It's normal for injuries to happen in these kinds of events, so no one blamed me, plus I made it look like the idiot injured himself by misperforming a grappling technique.
In the eyes of the students, the student tried to kick my crotch, so I dodged, but the idiot tripped by missing his cheat attack, so he fell face down on the ground.
I yawned and left the place without giving more importance to the system user.
My attitude did not show contempt or mockery, but something more painful for the pride. My indifference made the system user's heart fill with hatred and resentment.
This caused him to gain a skill that allows him to mark a person as a revenge target and will give him a power bonus when humiliating and hitting me.
[Mythomania] prevented that skill from being able to mark me, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway.
Ah, it's delicious to see how a good wine begins to age...
My show of strength made several people look at me with interest since I have made it clear that my physical capabilities are that of a prodigy, there were even girls who seemed to want to talk to me, but my silly sister sent me a message throwing a tantrum because she doesn't want to be late for her meeting.
I sighed internally. The brat is too pampered... What a bummer.