Volume 1 - Prologue

That didn’t go well at all! Well I guess that’s obvious… It’s a cow…

“This isn’t the time to feel validated! W..what should we do?! Hey Minori! What do you think we should do?!”

“Come on!” As I shouted this, Minori did something strange. She took of her training uniform jacket… then began to take off the t-shirt she was wearing underneath.

“M..Minori!? What are you doing!?”

“Don’t look over here!”

“Fwuuh?”

I took a hard right hand to the face.

Minori quickly took off her t-shirt and while covering her chest with one hand. In her other hand she clutched the red t-shirt she had just taken off, “K..kosaku… this…”

She then pushed the still warm red t-shirt into my hand while blushing in embarrassment.

What am I, a matador?

“Why me!?”

“You were oversleeping just a few minutes ago! Time to absolve you of your sin!”

“If I wave a bright red t-shirt around like this I’m going to be killed! By a cow!”

“What is more important to you Kosaku, your life or the vegetables?”

“Anyone would pick their own life right?!”

“Are you ok?!”

Minori held my shoulder.

“Even if you die, I’ll revive you with the Dragon Balls.”

Her deadpan face hit me like a Kamehameha attack.

“Come on now… at least make a realistic plan…”

“OK then, I’ll just hit the reset button.”

“That’s a game! That’s something you do in a game, not real life!”

“I’ll tell you what you should do…”

Minori gathered all her power!

“Just go. Quickly!”

“Ahhh.”

A roundhouse kick with at maximum strength exploded into my back. I was blown out of the field. As I hit the ground and rolled. I ended up right in front of the cow, who was playing with Kakizaki’s huge limp body with its nose.

“Uh…”

Our eyes met. I’m frozen in place. The cow straightens its body back up.

“Heheheheeeee”

“Nice Kosaku! Guide the cow into that barn!”

“Don’t act like that’s so easy to do!”

That said, I hope it is easy.

“OK… Let’s do this…!”

I strengthened my resolve and turned back to face the cow. I’ve been the eldest son of a farmer for more than 10 years. I’ve even been chased by a bear in my hometown!

Nevermind nevermind, this is impossible.

“Hwaaaaaaa, help me guys! Aren’t we classmates?”

“Don’t come this way idiot!” “Go over there, over there!” “When he dies let’s make compost with him and cow dung and spread it over the field”

Don’t kid around! It must be nice to say it’s someone else’s problem… Damn! Those guys are throwing rocks. It’s a demon, hide!

“You bastards! Go to hell! I hope parasites infest your brain and you die!”

As I run away from the cow I’m spreading curse words like pesticide. Kuh… I can’t stand having to die in a place like this! I need to go to Tokyo and see Yuka-tan! I’ll keep running until next period.

“Keep following me, you bastard!”

While being chased by a raging Japanese Wagyu cow, I reaffirm the resolve I have made thousands of times since entering this school. I will definitely transfer to a different school.