Chapter 32

"Master Jin, this is your lunch today."

Deacon Tao takes down the food box on the roof, opens it and hands it to Baoye.

Bao Ye saw as like as two peas in the box, two identical yellow brown stools, and the expression "your mother is teasing me" staring at Tao TAE, "is this lunch?"

God disease wants him to eat excrement?

With a smile, Deacon Tao said, "the master wants you to choose one of the foods."

Baoye sneers: "is there a difference?"

as like as two peas, what difference does it make for two?

"There are both true and false in the two stools. If young master Jin chooses the real one, you and..." Deacon Tao looked at the old slaves standing at the gate of Fengyue Hall: "they are going to swallow the real thing."

"Shit." Baoye is a little angry.

Yesterday, he was not enough to disgust him, but now he is disgusted. He will suffer with others.

"What if it's not true?"

"If you choose a fake one, you can have a big meal in Fengyue Pavilion, romance hall and slave farm."

Baoye doesn't quite believe: "really?"

"Really."

Baoye looks at the stool in the food and murmurs: "I guess I'm the first person in history to focus on observing excrement."

Then he noticed that one of the stools had a bad smell, and the other had a creamy smell.

Baoye immediately pointed to the cream flavored stool and said, "this is fake."

Are you sure about Tao

"Very sure and sure, that's it."

Deacon Tao smiles and looks up to the end of the road.

Baoye follows his eyes, dozens of large trucks slowly drive over and stop outside the gate of Fengyue hall.

More than 200 junior slaves jumped out of the back compartment of a large truck in the front. They opened the rear compartments of other trucks, brought out a pile of big pots and shovels and a pile of food, and put them on the roadside and began to cook on the spot.

This series of actions immediately attracted the attention of all the people in Fengyue hall and romance hall. The slaves ran to the edge of the iron net and drooled at the meat on the chopping board outside the iron net.

Deacon Tao opened the door: "master Jin, please get in the car."

"I haven't eaten yet." Baoye sees that the chefs are so skillful that he can't help swallowing his saliva: "I'll go back when I'm full."

"Young master Jin, your dinner is already on the bus."

Baoye looks inside the car and sees donglingce sitting in the car.

He was not angry to sit on the car: "master Dongling, how do you want to deal with me this time?"

Dongling CE mouth a hook: "how do you know that stool is fake? Aren't you afraid that I'll cream my real stool to make you guess wrong

"I knew you'd think that way, and you'd be sure that the cream flavored stool was fake. Oh, it's really hard to find someone to make a cake for you to play with me." Baoye looks at the rich dishes on the table and picks his eyebrows: "these are all for me to eat?"

"Of course." Donglingce made a gesture of invitation: "you can eat whatever you like."

Baoye, who has been treated so many times, doesn't believe him: "did you poison the dishes or add other" seasonings "

Dongling CE low smile, picked up chopsticks and said: "if you don't worry, I'll show you."

He picked up a piece of beef at will and chewed it gracefully.

Baoye is finally relieved to eat.

Donglingce put down his chopsticks and leaned on the back of his chair to observe him. Although his eating style was not very elegant, he was not as rude or greedy as other slaves. Nor was he like the slaves outside the car who saw the food with bright eyes or were curious about the food they had never seen.

"I think you have a good diagnosis for the slaves. Do you really know medicine?"

Baoye looks at him and lies and says, "in the years when I was sent to the Institute of human studies, I secretly learned medical skills from human researchers."

In fact, his adoptive father spent all his savings to send him to learn medical skills. It is said that there are not many doctors in the world, and he will find a job more easily after learning.

He was also very interested in medical skills, and also wanted to learn medical skills well, and to take care of his adoptive father's body after learning medicine. He studied medicine with an old doctor.

Donglingce gave a meaningful Oh, obviously did not believe his words.

Baoye doesn't care whether he believes it or not. He just buries himself in eating.

Dongling CE saw that he only cared about eating and ignored himself. He frowned unhappily. Then he did not know what he thought of. He hooked his lips and asked, "listen, what's the sound?"

Baoye stops eating, and a woman's groan rings in his ear: "well Ah... "

The other side's voice is a little rough, a bit like the sound of making love, but it's not like it.

He frowned and looked at donglingce: "what do you want to do?"

"Guess what the sound is and you can continue eating, including them." Donglingce looks out at the slaves waiting to eat.

Baoye knows that the old man's boredom has broken out again. He says directly, "the groan that women make when they have sex."Dongling CE chuckled: "what a dirty guess. Unfortunately, you are wrong."

Baoye Bai glances at him and raises his hand to pick up vegetables. However, the food seems to have been cut off, and his chopsticks can't help it.

He depressed put down his chopsticks: "it's so difficult to eat a meal."

"Guess right. I'll give you some more." Dongling CE hook lips: "you listen to this is what sound?"

In Baoye's ear comes the woman's groan again, but this time the voice is much softer, and with a trace of forbearance: "this time must be a woman's moan when making love."

Dongling CE laughed again and said after a long time, "no, this is the voice of a woman squatting on the tuba."

"Oh ~ ~" Baoye put down his chopsticks, stroked his forehead and said, "master Dongling, can you make people eat well?"

Dongling CE cocked his legs: "the last time, if you can't guess again, the food outside the car will be taken away."

Then, in Bao Ye's ear, a woman's charming voice is heard again: "I still guess it's the groan that women make love to."

Dongling CE smiles but does not speak.

Baoye knows that he has guessed it right. He takes the chopsticks quickly, and takes advantage of the uncle's boredom to finish the meal.

When he was full, he wiped his mouth with a paper towel and said, "master, guess what the next sound is."

Dongling CE listen, to interest: "good."

"Pa --" Baoye only said one word: "guess what the sound is?"

Dongling CE frowned: "just one word?"

"Well."

Dongling CE thought: "the sound of things falling?"

"No, listen again." Baoye smiles: "Pa Pa Pa --"

donglingce frowns: "clap your hands?"

"Not really." Baoye's smile is bigger: "Pa Pa Pa, Pa Pa Pa --"

Dong lingce squints, feeling that his smile is a little bad, thinking that he can't use common sense to guess: "it's the sound of sex impact."

Baoye chuckled and said, "master Dongling, who are we two in the end

Dongling CE frowned: "what do you mean?"

Baoye stops laughing: "the first crack is the sound I want to slap you in the face."

Donglingce: "what's more..."

"The second two slaps are the sound of two slaps I want to slap you in the face, and the third six slaps..." Baoye smiles: "it's the voice that I want to slap your mouth hard."

Dongling CE heard, not angry but smile: "you have a lot of courage, even want to slap the master son in the face, but, you are also very timid, just dare not to do."

"Now I just want to. I will not be sure in the future. Thank you for your hospitality. I will go back first." Baoye throws the paper towel that has wiped his mouth at him and disappears in front of donglingce.

Donglingce opens the paper towel and looks at the seat in front of Baoye. He laughs and disappears into the car.