Chapter 454

Cold sweat broke out from the soldier's body, and he said quickly, "Sir, this is the son of the Helan family, Master Helanbo. The son of the Helan family does not need to be examined, and he is not qualified for that."

"Fart, we are entrusted by Chaoyang Sect, we must strictly carry out our tasks, and we must not let others fish in troubled waters. I also know what you said about Young Master Helan, but...that kid went out to practice two years ago. Who knows whether he is alive or dead now. This kid has no identity, just looks a little like the prince, so you can be sure that he is the son of Helan?" The fat all over his body trembled fiercely, and he was guarding the city gate. Zhao Cheng snorted coldly, not paying any attention to Helanbo at all.

The muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely. The soldier secretly said that it was not good. He subconsciously raised his eyes and looked at Helanbo in front of him. Seeing that the smile on the corner of his mouth became even thicker, he almost fainted. Before the storm came, it must have been It's silent, it's only the last explosion!

Zhao Cheng stared and slapped the table and scolded: "Boy, I don't care whether you are Master Helan or not, there is no evidence to prove your identity, you can only line up like everyone else! And you, stinky boy, What are you looking at, be careful I stab you in the eye!" Saying that, the plump buttocks slammed fiercely. Maybe it was because the pants were too tight. With this force, the pants ripped apart from the crotch with a bang. But the people in front of them didn't notice this problem at all.

Feng Qingge pointed her finger at Zhao Cheng's trousers, the trousers and crotch that were torn apart at some point, and even the trousers and trousers inside could be seen, she coughed lightly, and turned her head: "Your door is not closed... Um, my pants and crotch are cracked."

"Pfft!" The people around couldn't hold back and sprayed it out, thinking it would be something, but unexpectedly, Feng Qingge said this.

He Lanbo also widened his eyes and said in surprise: "Oh, I didn't see that you still have the habit of walking birds in public. According to the law, it's a big violation and you should be killed!"

bird walk...

A face turned into a pig's liver, and Feng Qingge almost sprayed it out! Hongzhe in the past would never say such words. He Lanbo, who had Hongzhe's face on his face, would never say such a shocking speech.

"It's over, everyone is ready, Master Helan is going to make a big move, hide, so as not to be accidentally injured!" The soldiers around were trembling all over, and they retreated more than 20 meters collectively, holding shields and hiding not far from the city gate. At the place, other people who had never seen Helanbo didn't know what happened, and just like Feng Qingge, they stood and watched the excitement.

Zhao Cheng was also gnashing his teeth in anger, the armor rattled loudly, his tall body stood in front of Helanbo, his fists the size of sandbags grabbed Helanbo, and said angrily: "Boy, you wanna die!"

He was a new general defending the city. Although he had heard about Helanbo, he didn't pay much attention to it. A stinky boy had nothing to worry about. Now that He Lanbo is so "thin and thin" again, he naturally doesn't take it seriously. In any case, he has to show his difference before these soldiers, but he can't let the boys in front of him look down on him!

How can he know that Helanbo is neither angry nor angry, he said with a smile: "Hey, as the saying goes, a gentleman does not speak his words, but if you are a tortoise, you will take action against me!"

"You!" Zhao Cheng glared at Helanbo, and quickly let go of his hand, and was about to change his feet. How could he know that Helanbo would take the lead and say: "Beasts don't break up their feet, and they don't deserve to be a gentleman!"

"Fuck your uncle's gentleman, I am the commander!" Zhao Cheng quickly retorted when He Lanbo said he was right or wrong.

Shaking his hands helplessly, He Lanbo raised his eyebrows and said, "Commander, is it the leader of the rice bucket, is it useful to be so tall and strong?"

Glancing at Zhao Cheng up and down, He Lanbo dragged his chin and said to himself, "Hey, Big Fat Dun'er is really useful, it can hold half an urn after being cremated!"

"..." I'll go to your uncle!

puff……

Feng Qingge sprayed it directly, and the people around it also sprayed it. Who would have thought that He Lanbo's following sentence would be like this, all of them were stunned and didn't respond for a long time. Isn't this Nima just scolding Zhao Cheng to die?

"You, you, you!" Zhao Cheng's eyes widened as he was almost out of anger from a heart attack.

He Lanbo waved his hand and said, "Yes, I'll call you uncle, don't you stare at me? Look at you, it's not your fault that you look so ugly, it's your fault that you are scary. If you hang your portrait on On the wall, it will definitely ward off evil spirits, and hang it in the bedroom for absolute contraception! If I grew up like you, I would have gone to the mass grave to find a place to bury myself alive!"

To ward off evil spirits, hang contraception in the palace!

"I'm going, who the hell is this kid? I don't like his mouth so poisonous!"

"Hahaha, it's too classic, I'll try hanging one in the room next time!"

"Master Helan's mouth is still so vicious that even the dead can jump out of the grave. Don't provoke Master Helan!"

The miscellaneous voices all around came out, Zhao Cheng's face turned purple with anger, and he roared: "Presumptuous, you, do you still take me in your eyes?"

"Who are you, why should I put you in my eyes, and I'm not blind. It is said that eyes are the window to the soul. I think your mother was born blind when you were born. Did you raise the placenta? You Here..." Stretching his finger to his head, He Lanbo raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you ever entered water, swam over fish, jumped over toads, or walked over donkeys?"

Almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Zhao Cheng stared at He Lanbo, unable to say a word.

The quick-eyed, quick-hearted Helanbo said directly: "Alas, it's not your fault that you have a low IQ. You say you are a child, and you have to show off your IQ! Everyone knows that I am Mr. Helan. What are you talking about, holding on to me, is it because you like me? Unfortunately, my son likes women, and he is not interested in your simple-minded and developed limbs! You said that you are nothing to stop me, find it yourself scold!"

"Look, I scolded you, did you feel good? Don't you want to say anything to me? Just tell me if you like it, don't let me go, I'm still busy, don't look at me like this, this young master is So handsome, so fresh and confident, elegant and stylish, what are you doing with those big eyes, if you don't agree, come and hit me!" Pointing to Zhao Cheng beside him, He Lanbo rolled his eyes and said, stretched out his hand and pulled Feng Qingge's wrist. To go inside.

Zhao Cheng, who was dazed by the scolding, knew so much. Seeing that the two of them were about to enter, he hurriedly stretched out his hand, but He Lanbo said first: "Yo, why are you still holding me back, saying I don't like you, what are you doing with me! You say how thick-skinned you are, I have never seen such a brazen person like you!"