Chapter 468

Name:Ode to Longevity Author:Qinggequeque
"...Why are you cursing?" The voice on the other side was speechless.

Feng Qingge was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly: "Brother, the test question I took has only one word for day, I'm not scolding you. The answer to the word for "day" is "pan". Half of the word for "tian" is "day", I don't know, right? ?"

"...The answer is correct!" The person on the other side was quite speechless, but there was nothing he could do, and he directly scolded the person who asked the question half to death. Which animal came up with this question, it's so weird, and there's no such thing as swearing.

"Ah!" In the highest minaret of Chaoyang Sect, the man in blue rubbed his nose and looked at the disciple outside the door with a smile, "Who is scolding me."

Directly brought in by that strange force, Feng Qingge opened her eyes, but she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. The front door was still the gate of Chaoyang Sect, the Xiangyang trees on both sides were still there, and the prayer belt on it was still there, just There are many fewer disciples around, and the exact same scene as before has actually been reproduced here!

It's just that the scary thing is that the people around here are silent, all of them bow their heads and ponder, looking at the prayer belt. .

"Hey, you've finally come in. Come, the test questions for the second level." He Lanbo stretched out his hand and hooked Feng Qingge's shoulder, hehe smiled.

However, Feng Qingge still couldn't figure out the situation, and asked with a little doubt: "What's going on here, why is it exactly the same as the outside?"

"You're right. As a brother, I'll tell you with reluctance. This is actually just an environment. The same scene is repeated over and over again, but the level is different. As long as you answer a question wrong, you will be directly punished. Introduce the first level, so you should know why there are so many blessing belts in the first level, that is because if you make a mistake, you will start over, and the blessing belt will not increase." He Lanbo said helplessly, shrugged his shoulders and reached out to take it. After passing the prayer belt, he continued: "However, the last test is very simple, and the test is to guess charades. Those idiots can't guess it during the day. Ninety-nine, isn't it just the white with one less horizontal on the top of the hundred? As for the lack of Yue Canyun, isn't it just Hong, and what about returning to the world with a blank head, isn't it just a fragrant word?"

"The last level was easy, but this one is different. Look, it's a guessing idiom." Helanbo handed out the prayer belt in his hand.

Those sitting on the ground were even more mournful, staring at the prayer belts in their hands, unable to think of an answer for a long time.

"Two three four five six seven eight nine?"

"Dumplings with fillings?"

"Hanging?"

Those bizarre questions really make people laugh and cry. But that and three, four and five are simple, isn't it because of lack of food and clothing? If you can't answer it, it's a failure.

"This is my prayer belt, three today, four tomorrow." He Lanbo was a little depressed, and said angrily: "This is to say that I am not three or four, and I am three and four today! Who is this kind of question? It's really shameless! Even people's privacy has been exposed, really."

"..." Feng Qingge rolled his eyes at Helanbo, reached out and took a blessing belt from the Sunshine Tree, but the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Helanbo, who was on the side, frowned even more, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why, you won't have another fuck this time, right?" Feng Qingge had been smoking for a day just now, and now he picks up other topics, Helanbo Not too surprising.

"It'd be nice if you fucked, this is what I drew." Feng Qingge reluctantly handed over the prayer belt in her hand, why she always draws strange and simple anagrams.

puff! Seeing what was written on the prayer belt, Helanbo slammed his thigh and laughed loudly: "I'm going, Feng Er Shui really has you, just a day ago, and now I'm stepping on cow shit again. No, I'll find a piece of shit to come to you to step on, and then smear on the iron gate of the sect, maybe, click it, and you will pass the customs directly!"

"Things of the same kind are really only interested in the same kind." Feng Qingge raised her eyebrows and walked towards the iron gate with the prayer belt.

He Lanbo almost choked to death on his own saliva, and said quickly: "Good boy, you are so bold, you dare to call me shit! I..."

"Foot on cow shit..." Reaching out and sticking the prayer belt on the iron gate, Feng Qingge knew that the person opposite was already depressed to death, she coughed lightly, and said lightly, "It's a complete mess."

"The answer is correct, next time don't give a shit." The person on the other side complained.

"..." Feng Qingge wanted to refute, but that strange force pulled her directly and entered the third level. Helanbo behind him also hurriedly put the prayer tape on the iron gate, "Three today, four tomorrow, capricious."

There are even fewer people in the third pass, and the topics have become different. On the tree trunk, the prayer belts hanging on the tree trunk have grown and scattered, and there are only about twenty. Only forty together.

He Lanbo stepped out from the iron gate, looked at the prayer belts, couldn't help taking a breath of cold air, frowned and said, "The third pass is really a couplet."

"Couples? What, you can't?" Feng Qingge laughed softly.

Shaking his head, He Lanbo put on a bitter face, grabbed Feng Qingge, and wailed: "My Feng Er Shui, don't be so stupid! If the news I got is true, then It means that the next level is calligraphy, your dog crawling with characters, I guess I will be directly beaten back to the first level!"

"..." I'll go to your uncle, calligraphy! Feng Qingge shivered all over, almost urinating. Now she can't wait to cut off her hand and put it on He Lanbo's hand, calligraphy, her hand is shaking with the brush, how to write!

With a sad face, He Lanbo pointed to the couplet in front of him and said, "Moreover, according to the relationship between the Chaoyang Sect in the past, this level is not for you to find the couplet, but for the couplet to find you!"

"What do you mean?" Feng Qingge couldn't help but froze for a moment. Before she could react, she saw two prayer belts fly out of the Xiangyang tree, and fell towards Feng Qingge and Helanbo.

"I see, you can't change the question for the couplet selection, you can pass the test if you answer it!" He Lanbo was about to collapse, looking at the couplet written on the prayer belt, his mouth twitched involuntarily: "I'll go to his uncle's. , what couplet is this! It's long, long, long, long!"

"Pfft!" This topic seems familiar! Feng Qingge didn't expect to encounter such a problem here, so she couldn't help but look at the couplet above. It's actually very simple to get it right.

Opening the couplet in his hand, Feng Qingge was even more depressed. He Lanbo on the side stretched his head and stared at the couplet in Fengqing Singer, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh my god, on your first day, the second one is bullshit, and the third one becomes dog teeth. !"