The person sitting upright frowned slightly and said coldly: "Why did the cook come here, you stand aside, the one at the back, Feng Helan, come here. Judging from your height, you are not suitable for being a palace maid, and your figure is too large. Tall and a little annoying. But your facial features are good, and you are also very energetic. These big hands are from the village, right?"
I'll go to your uncle, the big-handed people are from the countryside. Grandpa, I am the son of the Helan family, the old witch of your uncle! Fortunately, Helanbo hadn't opened his mouth yet, and the wind behind him had already squeezed his waist fiercely. He then reacted, changed his voice, and said in a low voice, "Yes. , The slave family came from the mountains, they are generous, and they work hard."
"Shanye peasant women are more diligent than ordinary girls. What are your specialties?" The old palace maid said with a frown, the brush in her hand seemed to have directly sentenced Helanbo to death. After all, Helanbo was not dominant. It can only be said that she is tall, and her work is a little more reliable than that of ordinary palace maids, but life in the palace is all about being smart and brainy, and it is better to pick the big shit if you want to work.
Do I have long legs? Seeing the impatient look of the old woman in front of him, He Lanbo cleared his throat and said proudly, "I don't have any other specialties in the slave family, so just a clever mouth can make the world surrender, whether it is black or white, to the slave family. In the mouth, if the slave family wants it to be black, it is black, and if he wants it to be white, he can't be black!"
"To be quick with your tongue, the behavior of a vixen is not enough." With the brush in his hand, the old palace maid directly vetoed, this is the palace, let your mouth be as fast as you can be faster than a knife? Is it faster to pass the laws of the country of Yun? What she wants is to be sensible, not such an unprovoked thorn.
I'll go, so can you!
It was the first time that He Lanbo felt that he was being so rude. He Lanbo looked straight, suddenly lifted his skirt, stepped on the stool, and said angrily: "Shrew, if I scolded you, I still beat you, arrest you. Your hair is still scratching your face. You can become a shrew with good eloquence. Do you know how to write the word shrew? Skinless and faceless old woman, squinting at me, if you want to fight, come on, come on, I will accompany you to the end today and see what you want!"
This voice screamed, it was really frightening, and the chrysanthemum and the flower were tight. Originally speaking while holding his throat, He Lanbo's voice was sharp, and when he howled out, it was like a pig on a chopping board.
Even the old palace maid who was sitting didn't react, she looked at He Lanbo in shock, the brush in her hand fell to the ground. This, there is actually a new palace maid who scolded her with her fingers! Very good, this woman has caught her attention, and she actually thought of this way to teach her a lesson!
"Come here, drag this stinky girl out for me and chop it up!" No matter how good-tempered a person is, he can't tolerate a newcomer so presumptuous. The old palace maid slapped the table and angered her forehead. A lowly peasant woman in a mountain village dared to talk to her like this, it really sucks!
He Lanbo looked indifferent, pulled off the scarf on his neck, threw it on the ground, raised his eyebrows and said, "Want to chop me? You are not qualified. Who am I, Helan, and neither do you. Go out and find out. People are called forests... people are called Bai Xiaosheng. There is nothing in the world that I don't know about. Look at your old face, with a narrow sky, high cheekbones, pointed chin, and three white eyes. A man is injured, is a man a widow or a wife when he dies? No wonder he is so arrogant, he has a temper against me, and I will accompany him to the end. The palace is your home! If you want to kill me, you will kill me, kill me for life, I have not officially become a palace maid, and it is not under your control. What qualifications do you have to cut my head! Can you use your official position to move me? We might as well Look, who is at a loss. People, the people you called, don't you want to cut me, come!"
When such a voice shouted, how dare the guards outside dare to rush in to see, all with a bitter face, hiding as far as possible. Who doesn't know that the new king is in a bad mood, and it is forbidden to make noise in the palace. If this voice is heard, everyone will die.
The old palace maid's face was even more blue and purple. She clenched her hands and looked at He Lanbo. Her whole body's blood and energy were turned retrograde with anger, and her fingers trembled as she said, "You, you..."
"Yes, me, what's wrong with me. I'm still standing here, I'm fine, I'm not like you, I can't say a word, what is shaking, I'm going to stop shaking my urine out. Such a lot of What do you do at such a young age? Maybe you will roll your eyes and go straight to the ground. Calm down, relax, come, take a deep breath." He Lanbo took the person in front of him to breathe, and the breath just came down. He said again: "That's right, what are you fighting for, how can I, a peasant woman in the mountains, beat you, you can't kill me on the surface, come in secret. If you have the ability, you can Put me in the palace, and slowly kill me. I'm here, waiting for you to kill me. When the time comes to kill a little girl, it's not easy for you to hide the truth ,Right?"
"I, I..." The breath was stuck in the chest, unable to get up or down, it was extremely uncomfortable, the old palace maid's eyes widened, patted her chest, wanted to say something, but was caught He was choked up, unable to say anything. The little palace maids next to them saw it and hurriedly went along with her.
He Lanbo didn't care, he said helplessly: "I said, it's over, why are you staring at me, I'm here to help you, let alone people here, even if it is replaced by the emperor and the princess. , my mother will help you take them down! When the time comes, you want to be the eunuch chief... ah, you can be the palace maid chief. Whatever kind of man you want, I can help you find one and deliver it myself. Your bed. Look at you, your eyebrows are scattered, your eyes are dull, you have been missing a man for too long, and your life is not in order. Don't worry, you know this and I will never tell a third person. I promise to send a strong man to warm your bed."
"Boom" The old palace maid sitting above her body trembled, her eyes turned white, and she fell off the seat. Fortunately, the palace maids on both sides were quick-eyed and caught her body, so she didn't let her fall directly. go down.
"..." At the same time, Feng Qingge, who was watching this scene, followed Feng Ni, was completely dumbfounded, is this okay? Have you ever seen a person who can directly pass out the anger of the person who came to monitor it! This Helanbo's mouth is really too cheap. Is there such a thing as an old palace maid, and he secretly sent a strong man over there. When he screamed out, everyone in a radius of several kilometers knew it. He also said that only You know I know. Really, scumbag!