Chapter 231: Stareoff
"I don't vibe with that fucker bossman."
"You mean Jake?"
Jamal smacked his hand down on the steering wheel.
"Yeah, light-skinned dudes are weird ass creatures, I tell you!"
"Hoh, and why is that?"
"Can't you see it?"
Emir lightly punched the guy in the shoulder.
"Just say it already!"
"Aight, aight, so those light skins, yeah?...They walk all sexy like and shit, and in every picture he's in with me, the bastard looks incredible!"
"....."
The bossman stared blankly at the weird family members of his.
"What? I'm right! How can he look good from every angle? It's unnatural; he's a monster, I tell you!"
Jamal, who was met with silence, lowered his head, avoiding his boss's gaze.
"...Don't look at me like that, boss; you know I can't handle it."
Emir chuckled.
"Sorry for being too scary, mate."
Though he was right in that Jake got more handsome...
All Celestials had their looks improved after each rank up.
So it was only natural.
'Heh...'
The mood was awkward for a moment, but Jamal's attitude returned, and his nonstop talking filled the car once again.
Prince had almost reached his destination, and he was only a few minutes away.
What surrounded them was the usual mud and scattered rock of the wasteland.
Yet there was a difference.
The location they passed in the distance had dunes as big as mountains.
They reached the sky, blocking out the sun's rays.
Brief periods of strong winds came at them with each interval away from the mountains'
cover.
However, Jamal kept that to a minimum.
He chose the best paths on the route he picked and made sure to drive as smoothly as possible, using his neural network to command the vehicle.
Then, a minute later, they had finally arrived at their destination.
"See you, and don't be late for 'it.""
"You know I won't boss man!"
...
A-11 Second Pick-Up Point
Emir sat by his lonesome, his back leaning on a shop behind him.
Bzzzzz.
There were tens of other Celestials next to him.
Many had already formed groups and were discussing the test.
"So, you guys think that they'll send us to a ruin?"
"Nah, it's the academy, lad! They're better than that!"
Bzzzzz.
"That's true, but you should stop being a downer, man!"
"Yeah, you're shutting down everything without adding shit!"
'It's 'cause you're all dumbasses.'
Emir stopped listening in and returned his focus to cultivating his Strength Art and Aether.
He didn't bother with forming groups, as he already knew what they were up against.
Bzzzzz.
His closed eyes remained low, anticipating the arrival of their transport bus.
Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz.
'Ten seconds left.'
Bzzzzz.
Or so the man would think, causing him to take a few steps back.
'He will decline the offer.'
"Ah-That's alright. I'm only here to watch over you, youngins."
As Emir thought...
Based on how the elderly man carried himself, he was not a test attendee but a supervisor
instead.
It wasn't only that, however, as he knew the elderly man's secret.
But he would save that for later.
With quiet steps, Emir sat on the seat and looked at the man, who gazed at him with wide
eyes.
He then relaxed his back and folded his hands over each other.
Undeniable Victory!
Emir, who was all smug, soon heard the man scoff and approach him with an amused
countenance.
"I'm called Ragnar, Seraphim Champion, and you are someone I definitely would like to
befriend."
'.... Why not?'
"Emir, Seraphim Champion."
The man then proceeded to sit on the ground in a lotus position right in front of Emir.
"You ignored me before, you know."
Emir closed his eyes for a moment, trying to remember.
"Oh," he breathed.
As his eyes fluttered open, a sneer left his mouth.
"Why would I reply to such a cliché comment? Do better next time."
"So there's a next time; that's good."
'... What? Is he gay, or-'
"No, you dipshit!! I don't fucking swing that way!"
Ragnar easily saw through Emir's thoughts, as he panically shut him down.
"Don't mind, mate. I don't care, but just don't stick to me, I-"
"I'm not lying!" Seeing how desperate Ragnar was, Emir stopped his teasing and relented with a chuckle.
"Just a joke, son; don't get all fussy about it."
Ragnar shook his head and joined Emir in his laughter.
The two began to hit it off, talking about this or that.
Their conversations were as random as they came, but they appeared to enjoy it more that
way.
Emir didn't wish to talk about the test like the rest, so he liked Ragnar's company.
'An unusual fellow...'
That was how he would describe Ragnar based on his interactions with him so far.
But that was a good thing.
Emir attracted those types, as he too was unusual.
Not only that, it also improved Ragnar's chances of passing the test, since professors needed
to be unique as well.
It was one of the main criteria that Elite judged the candidates by.
Even though professors were a dying breed or at least the good ones, those Elite still wanted
to be entertained.
There weren't many eligible candidates because most of them died fighting on the front lines
as they were still needed.
Everyone was.
The few that were alive didn't have much battle experience, as they were mainly cultivating in
the comfort of their homes, away from all the blood and grime.
This was the main reason why many professors were ranked lower than expected, as they
either had less-than-ideal methods of ranking up or were simply killed in the line of duty.
So although Emir lumped everything into just 'entertainment,' he knew that wasn't really the entire story. Because while ranks could be improved, personality, ability, talent, and potential couldn't. And that was what the Elite wanted.