Chapter 296： no Zuo no Die

Chapter 296: You Can't Die If You Don't Die

"I'm still very confident about drinking, come on, let's have a good drink today." Zilai also said confidently.

"There is no need to compare this kind of thing." Yongze reminded kindly.

Not to mention other things, the ninja world is indeed not as flamboyant as the pirates when it comes to drinking, and the pirates take tons of buckets.

And even among the pirates, Whitebeard is the one who loves to drink, and the amount of alcohol can be imagined.

If you really drink it later, it won't be beaten by Yongze. For the first time, Yongze wants to save face for Jiraiya.

But obviously, Jiraiya has enough self-confidence in himself, and doesn't think that he will lose to the young man Yongze in terms of drinking.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's rare to meet each other once, it's a pity not to drink it." Zilai also laughed and said.

At this time, the waiter had already poured the wine for the three of them, and Mute was not yet an adult, so she didn't have her share.

Tsunade picked up the small porcelain cup, took a sip, and said happily, "I'll drink my own, so as not to drink too much, and I can't find the location of the Shibone Forest later."

"Then let's have a cup first?" Zilai also raised the small cup and looked at Yongze.

Seeing that Jirai was so enthusiastic, Yongze had no choice but to hold up a small porcelain glass and drank it all at once. .

Jiraiya also drank it all in one gulp, then put the cup on the table, and said with a smile:

"Although I didn't participate in the war, I've also heard that you guys defeated Yunyin Village so quickly and shocked the nations. It's really amazing."

In fact, at that time, Jirai was also preparing to go back to participate in the war. At that time, the ninja world thought that Konoha had been severely damaged in the Nine-Tails Riot, and Jirai believed it, so he was ready to go back.

But because it ended too quickly, before Jiraiya returned to Konoha, he heard that Yunyin was defeated, so he could only give up.

"And I heard Minato said that most of the credit for that battle was over so quickly."

"There is no such thing, it is the result of everyone's efforts together. As long as we Konoha ninjas unite, no one can defeat us." Yongze smiled modestly.

Konoha's rising prosperity has made him strong, so it's okay for him to say that.

Mute, who was standing next to him, took on the job of pouring wine, filling Yongze and Jiraiya with wine.

"Hahaha, no wonder Minato said that he has had a good relationship with you since he was a child. Your humble temperament is so similar to his." Jiraiya picked up the glass again, drank it all, and said with a big laugh.

"Master Jiraiya travels around the ninja world to collect important information from various countries for Konoha to be admired. It is absolutely impossible for me to do it." The praised Yongzawa also respectfully carried Jiraiya.

The two chatted while drinking, and the time passed quickly. As the glass of wine ate down, Jiraiya's face gradually became rosy.

Zilai also talked to Yongze a lot, because he was young and ignorant and reverse psychic. Fortunately, he was lucky to reach Miaomu Mountain, otherwise the legendary three endures would have to be changed to the legendary double endures.

There are also some insights from his travels and his understanding of the war.

Of course, there are also some things that Jiraiya and Tsunade and others cultivated when they were young.

But after all, he was drinking, so it was inevitable that he would subconsciously exaggerate a little, and he would be ruthlessly ridiculed by Tsunade at this time.

No, when Jiraiya just said that he had completed the training of Sarutobi Hidden, Tsunade laughed:

"Jilai also you are confused. At that time, Orochimaru and I grabbed the bell. You were tied to the stake."

Jiraiya's already rosy face instantly became even more rosy, and he immediately countered:

"You don't know Yongze, although Tsunade looks plump now, but she was flat when she was a child, flatter than my washboard."

Yongze drank silently, and if he didn't pick up Zilai, he didn't pick him up, so he didn't like it.

Tsunade raised her eyebrows, how good you are, you actually exposed her shortcomings in front of the juniors.

"Jiraiya!" Tsunade squeezed his fist, the chakra erupted on his body, and the powerful aura blew the coat on his body.

Jirai also pretended to be dizzy, then got up with a dazed expression, and asked Tsunade, "My head is a little dizzy, what just happened?"

Tsunade sneered twice and then said, "Jiraiya, guess if my left punch hurts you or my right punch hurts you."

"Can you not fight? It's inappropriate if we haven't seen each other for so long." Zilai also said solemnly, and his body moved chakra.

Tsunade's fist is not a joke with you. Once, he peeked at the women's bathroom and was almost beaten to death by Tsunade.

It's not a joking kind of beating to death, it's a real almost beating to death.

That is to say, his physical training has not fallen, otherwise it is estimated that he will not be able to carry it.

"Then are you full?" Tsunade asked suddenly.

"Didn't you start eating yet, you've been drinking." Zilai also said honestly.

"That's just right, if you don't eat it, take a punch from me." Tsunade slammed a punch, and the powerful air wave directly blew away all the debris in the box.

Jiraiya was also knocked out by this punch, but fortunately Yongze picked it up quickly, otherwise he would have to smash into other boxes.

"Thank you very much." Jiraiya, who was caught by Yongze, also thanked him.

"Senior Jiraiya, are you alright?" Yong Ze asked with concern.

Jiraiya limped back to his seat, and then said, "It's not a big problem, it seems that two ribs are broken."

Compared to the one that died a bit worse, this time is really not a problem.

Yongze used the palm immortality technique to give Jiraiya a simple treatment, and the two continued to drink.

Jiraiya's face became more and more red, and his eyes were a little blurry, so he didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he went to Tsunade to chat again.

"Looking at your disappointed face that day, I thought you might never go back to Konoha for the rest of your life, but I didn't expect that you not only went back, but also started to reform medical care." The drunk Zilai also said intermittently.

"You bastard." Hearing Jiraiya mentioning these things again, Tsunade couldn't help but want to roll up his sleeves and give Jiraiya another punch.

Don't know that this will remind her of her brother who died tragically in the war?

But looking at Jirai's blurred eyes and the smirk on her face, Tsunade put down his sleeves again, snorted coldly, hugged his chest and said:

"I also boasted about how good I can drink, but I was drank by my junior so quickly. It's really shameful to be ranked as a Sannin with such a person."

After he finished speaking, he just lay down on the table.

At this time, Yongze still didn't change his face, and he didn't need a small cup. He directly held the porcelain bottle that contained the wine.

In fact, if it weren't for taking care of Jiraiya, Yongze would have wanted to drink bottle by bottle, and the cup was too small, and Yongze was really not used to drinking it.

"Master Tsunade, let's have a drink too?" Yongze invited Tsunade.

"I have a bottle, you have one."

Tsunade, who originally wanted to refuse, couldn't help it in an instant. Who do you look down on? After drinking so much, you still dare to compete with her so arrogantly.

"I'll drink half a bottle for you." Tsunade agreed, and let Yongze drop to half a bottle.

Yongze nodded in agreement.

Two hours later, there was another person lying down in the box.

There was a little accident today, maybe it won't explode, but I'll try my best to update it three times.