Chapter 381： It's going to be hard to be handsome

Chapter 381 You will suffer if you insist on being handsome

After finishing the morning's work, when Kakashi was about to go home, he accidentally saw a sneaky figure next to the Konoha bathhouse.

Kakashi stopped, not to mention that he was the first team leader of the training team, and the sense of justice in his heart also made him abhor this kind of voyeurism.

Just as the sneaky figure was about to tiptoe to peep, Kakashi decided to teach him a hard lesson.

Kakashi put his hands together, his little and ring fingers crossed, and his index and middle fingers were straight together.

"The Profound Truth of Konoba Body Art, Thousand Years of Killing!"

Whoosh!

The powerful chakra broke out, and Kakashi disappeared in place in an instant, turning into a streamer and stabbing towards the buttocks of the sneaky figure.

Standing under the window, Zilai also imagined the beautiful white bodies behind the wooden wall. Not only did he smile, he stood on tiptoe, looking forward to the heavenly scenery.

Just when Jiraiya felt the baptism with the fragrant water vapor of the beautiful woman, he vaguely felt a little chill on his back, so he looked back subconsciously.

Then he saw Kakashi who was approaching him at a rapid pace.

"No!" Looking at Kakashi's raised fingers, Jiraiya shouted as if he felt the unspeakable pain in the dark.

Only then did Kakashi realize that this sneaky guy was actually Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, and his teacher's teacher.

But it was too late, Kakashi's strong fingers pierced directly into Jiraiya's delicate daisies.

The pain that couldn't be described in words broke out in an instant, spreading to the whole body like an electric current. Jiraiya's face turned green all of a sudden, he jumped ten meters in pain, and then fell to the ground ruthlessly.

When he fell, Jiraiya didn't give priority to protecting the important head to hold his head, but chose to cover the Daisy who suffered an inhuman blow.

Jiraiya also swore that nothing could be more painful than this, and he definitely didn't want to suffer a second time in his life.

"Cough cough." Kakashi coughed a little embarrassedly, then put his hands behind him, and asked with an embarrassed expression:

"Lord Jiraiya, why are you sneaking around the women's bathhouse wearing a gray robe? It's easy to be misunderstood as a lecher who came to peep at the women's bathhouse."

If it wasn't for Jiraiya's deliberately wearing a fat gray robe, Kakashi felt that he should be able to recognize it.

He was wearing clothes to hide his figure, and he looked furtively around. Anyone who looked at him would think he was a lecher who came to peep at the women's bathroom.

"What kind of peeping, that's called taking material!" Zilai also subconsciously retorted when he heard the word peeping.

Kakashi:  …

Maybe he didn't hit the wrong person.

"Cough cough." Jirai, who noticed that he seemed to have said something to expose himself, also coughed twice, and then explained:

"Actually, I just returned to Konoha, and I was too tired, so I prepared to take a bath in the bathroom and relax."

"By the way, your name is Kakashi. I remember you're not a disciple of Minato, why are you wandering around the women's bathhouse? Peeping is not a good habit." A brilliant and upright great man who fell into the evil way and an ignorant boy.

Kakashi was speechless, he still used to peep at the women's bathroom? His wife is one of the best looking.

However, Jiraiya is his ancestor after all, and he is also a senior who made great contributions to Konoha. In addition, what he did just now made Kakashi feel a little wrong, so he chose to ignore what he had just done, and turned to talk about it. Things that come back.

"Lord Jiraiya, you haven't come back for a while. I'll go and inform Mr. Watergate. He should be very happy when he knows you're back."

"Also, during your absence in the village, Tsunade-sama also came back." Kakashi thought for a while and added.

"Haha, I already knew about Tsunade, so there's no need for Minato. He's also Hokage now, and he has a lot of business to do, so I'll go find him, I just have something to do." Zilai also got up, Said with a smile.

Although he was beaten by Kakashi with the Millennium Kill, Jiraiya quickly forgave Kakashi.

Jiraiya is used to being beaten by peeping, and I don't think there is any problem. The risks and benefits are proportional.

Although Kakashi's Millennium Kill was painful, it was better than Tsunade's.

Tsunade almost killed him that time, really almost died.

"Then I won't disturb you, Lord Jiraiya, I'm going home." Kakashi nodded and said goodbye to Jiraiya.

There is a lovely daughter and a beautiful wife waiting for him at home, and it's like chatting with a person from the ancestors standing next to the women's bathroom.

"Yeah." Jiraiya nodded, then remembered something, took out a novel from his pocket and stuffed it with Kakashi, hehe smiled and said, "Even if it's a meeting gift, you will definitely like it. ."

"Intimacy heaven..." Kakashi read the name of the novel, scratched his hair, and finally took it.

He really likes to read novels, especially when he is at his lowest, he often reads some darker novels, and even talks about how to commit suicide.

Kakashi thanked him and left.

Seeing the back of Kakashi slowly leaving, Jiraiya's originally wretched smile suddenly became serious.

"It's really incredible. I didn't expect that the disciples of Minato have reached this level of strength. Even I feel the danger."

Although there was a reason why Jiraiya had put his mind and body into voyeurism just now, the strength shown by Kakashi was too much for Jiraiya to ignore.

That lightning-like speed, the powerful and thick Chakra, are all telling the strength of Kakashi.

Anyway, let Jiraiya say, when he was so old, I am afraid that ten of him can't beat the current Kakashi.

"Then is it possible that he is the son of prophecy?" Jirai also thought about it, and finally shook his head, denying Kakashi.

Although Kakashi is very strong, he once met a more talented young man with the legendary Six Paths Immortal Eyes.

Even the reincarnation-eyed boy, Jirai, can't guarantee that he is the son of prophecy, so Kakashi has no chance.

Zilai also tidied up his fat gray robe, covered the injured part of his hand with a distorted expression, and walked slowly to Konoha Hospital, making hissing breathing sounds from time to time, and his pain was evident.

In front of the disciple's disciple just now, Jiraiya pretended to be nonchalant for the sake of face.

But how could it be okay, that was the finger that instilled Chakra into that delicate place!

When passing through the crowded streets, Zilai also felt that countless curious eyes were looking at him, not only subconsciously speeding up his pace, but also making the torn place even more painful.

"It's time to tell Minato, let him list this body art as a forbidden art, enter the book of seals, and can't use it easily." Jiraiya thought painfully.

How could there be such a cruel and terrifying physical technique that destroys the human body and spirit at the same time.

Jiraiya can be considered to know why that move is called the Millennium Kill, and it is like experiencing the pain of Millennium Death.

In the end, Jirai couldn't take it anymore, and hurried to Konoha Hospital with a few jumps in pain.

But just as Jiraiya arrived at the door of Konoha Hospital, a special voice suddenly entered Jiraiya's ears.

Jirai also frowned, this is the signal to hold a meeting of Shang Nin, all the Shang Nin who heard the signal, except those with special tasks, or had irresistible factors, after hearing the signal, the Shang Nin had to go to the Hokage Building meeting.

Of course, Jiraiya is also a jounin, and he wants to participate in the jounin meeting.

But his situation, Jirai also felt that it should be an irresistible factor, so he thought about it and continued to walk towards the hospital.

Then Jiraiya saw Tsunade walking out of the hospital.

Konoha Hospital belongs to the Medical Department and is a subsidiary structure of the Medical Department.

But in fact, Konoha Hospital is a very important job for the Medical Department. The medical ninjas in the Medical Department are all doctors of Konoha Hospital who hold positions in the Medical Department.

Tsunade is also a doctor, but she is the one with the highest rank, and because of special reasons, she basically does not play in person, but only provides guidance.

However, even guidance is very important for other medical ninjas, and this is the guidance from the top medical ninja.

Today, Tsunade instructed a very difficult operation. I was going to go home to rest, but I heard the signal of the Shangnin meeting, so I was going to the Hokage Building.

All the jounin should go to the meeting. She is the minister of the medical department, but she is also a jounin.

The difference is that she has a heavier voice in the Shangnin meeting, and can sit closer to Hokage.

Jirai also missed Tsunade, but he didn't want to see Tsunade at such a time. He lowered his head, trying to sneak through the border and walk into Konoha Hospital without being noticed by Tsunade.

But the two were old friends who had been together for ten years, so how could Tsunade not recognize Jiraiya.

Although Jiraiya was wearing a fat gray robe that could not be seen, and he deliberately lowered his head, Tsunade glanced at it and determined that the person wearing the gray robe was Jiraiya.

But what made Tsunade puzzled was how this fellow Jiraiya didn't dare to meet anyone, and walked past her without saying hello.

Jiraiya lowered his head desperately, wishing to shove his head into the ground.

When he walked past Tsunade, Jiraiya was really nervous to the extreme, and dense sweat appeared on his forehead.

At the moment when the two were staggered, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not found.

Just when Jiraiya was lucky, he felt a huge force coming from his shoulders, preventing him from moving a step.

"Jiraiya, what's the matter with you, you are still dressed like this in your own village, sneaking, and you haven't even greeted me, what are you trying to do?"

The familiar female voice came into his ears, and the last bit of luck in Jiraiya's heart was wiped out.

Zilai also turned back in embarrassment and said, "Ah, it's you Tsunade. I saw it for too long, and I was so anxious that I didn't recognize it."

Tsunade retracted the hand that was holding Jiraiya's hands on his hips, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's really you, didn't we meet once in the land of birds last time, so we can't recognize it?"

"But why did you come back? Didn't you have a good time outside, and you need two girls to accompany you when you drink.

Continue to promote the story of your teammate who saved the yellow-haired, bad-tempered and incompetent teammates in the Ninja World War. "

Hearing Tsunade talking about this, Jirai also blushed. He drank a lot at the time, and he was on the top. He thought that in the land of birds, it could still spread to Konoha. Tsunade and Yongze were caught by Tsunade.

"You've already said it's a story, so it's normal to make a few hundred million small changes." Zilai also tried to save his reputation.

"Furthermore, this is not because I heard that Tsuchikage Kazekage Raikage will come to participate in Konoha's Chunin Exam. There are so many kages gathered. I was afraid that something would go wrong, so I came back." Jirai also revealed the real reason for his return. .

When the ninja world heard this news, Jirai was also taken aback, and thought it was fake news, just you Sandyin Village and Konoha friendly alliance? The third Ninja World War was the hardest you hit Konoha, and you almost rushed to Konoha.

Yanyin is too shameless, isn't it? I like the friendship between Yanyin and Konoha. Yanyin and Konoha have a hammer friendship, but there is a lot of hatred.

When I heard the news of Yun Yin, Jiraiya was suspicious of life. Didn't you Yun Yin only fight Konoha two years ago?

But Jiraiya also carefully investigated and contacted Konoha, only to find out that this outrageous news is true.

The shadows of the three major ninja villages gathered in Konoha, and Jirai was also afraid of what would happen to Konoha. In addition, he did not go back for a long time, so he rushed back to Konoha overnight.

However, the women's bathhouse was too attractive, so Jirai couldn't help standing in the old position, ready to enjoy the scenery of Konoha's bathhouse for artistic inspiration, and then go to Minato to inquire about the situation.

I didn't expect to revisit the old place, but I encountered such a tragic thing as being raped.

It's really not ancient. At this important moment, he revisited his hometown and shouldn't enjoy the beauty of his hometown. Why did he suffer this catastrophe? Zilai couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"The reason is good, I will spare you this time, but you came just in time, you can go to the Shangnin meeting." Tsunade put down his fist.

This guy, Jiraiya, actually dared to arrange her like that in secret. Thinking about it, he became angry. He was drunk last time and didn't beat him. She originally wanted to teach Jiraiya a profound lesson this time, but she looked tired. The color should have come back overnight after hearing the news, Tsunade decided to let it go this time.

Hearing that he was going to attend the Shangnin meeting, Jiraiya's face froze.

Can the Shang Nin Conference thing be done in one afternoon?

When the meeting was over, he was afraid that not all the wounds would heal by themselves.

Seeing that Jiraiya's face suddenly turned very bad, Tsunade was a little puzzled. She didn't say anything just now, so she asked:

"What's the matter with you, Jiraiya? You don't want to be lazy, don't you think about it, forget about the old man, the current Hokage is Minato."

Faced with Tsunade's question, Jirai couldn't answer, and he couldn't tell Tsunade that he had just been raped while peeping at the women's bathroom.

And Jirai is also Minato's teacher, so if you don't stay in Konoha, it's not good if you come and don't go.

Jiraiya was also caught in a difficult choice.