Chapter 604： The yellow mud fell into the crotch, it was either **** or shit

Chapter 604 Yellow mud fell into the crotch, it was either **** or shit

Yunmo didn't respond for a while because she was thinking about planting flowers and plants in the space, which caused Xiao Ke to turn her head to look at her.

"Why, are you shocked by my words? Didn't expect a potted flower to be so valuable?"

"It's quite valuable."

Yunmo pretended not to hear the sarcasm hidden in the other party's words.

Staring at Yunmo's bright face for a while, Xiao Ke suddenly told the servant who was guarding the two pots of bluegrass: "I'm a little thirsty, go and bring me a glass of juice."

"I'll go, what kind of juice would Miss Coco want to drink?"

The duty of the servants is to take good care of the two pots of bluegrass, not to serve the guests. Yun Mo uttered a voice to save the servants, but Xiao Ke didn't appreciate it.

"Shao Mo, it's fine to leave tea and water to the servants. Your majestic young lady of the Shao family does the work of the servants, but let the servants stay here with me to enjoy the flowers. Master or servant? Damn, if it spreads out, people will laugh at it."

"Sister Keke is right."

Yunmo smiled slightly, turned around and called to the servants passing by, "Bring a glass of juice to Miss Xiao, Miss Keke, you haven't said what kind of juice you want, there are watermelon juice, peach juice, grape juice and pomegranate juice , are all freshly squeezed, if you don’t like to drink too sweet, there are also lemon juice and cucumber juice for beauty.”

"casual."

"Then bring lemon juice to Miss Xiao."

After ordering the servants, Yun Mo turned around and said to Xiao Ke with a smile: "I don't know the taste of Ke Ke, so I chose lemon juice, but sister Ke Ke, don't worry, honey is added to the lemon juice, so it won't taste very sour."

After finishing speaking, before Xiao Ke could speak, Yun Mo said with a smile: "Besides these two pots, there are other varieties of orchids in other places. Sister Ke Ke, let me take you there to have a look."

Xiao Ke was displeased with her self-assertion, and she was not very polite, "Is there anything better than these two pots?"

"Even if it is the same species of bluegrass, the growth of branches and leaves will be different, and the flower patterns will also be different. I can only say that each has its own advantages and disadvantages. Sister Ke Ke will know it after seeing it with her own eyes."

Although Yunmo didn't know Xiao Ke's inner thoughts, but the other party wanted to dismiss the servant who was guarding the orchid because he had no good intentions, and it was better to get him away.

But Xiao Ke didn't like her, and even whispered in her ear, threatening with a volume that only two people could hear: "If I knock down these two pots of orchids, do you think Mrs. Shao will trouble you or me?" trouble?"

"What?! Are you having a stomachache and pulling your crotch?"

Yunmo's volume was specially turned up, not only did the servants who took care of Lancao look at the two in shock, even the guests outside the door cast their gazes in surprise.

While Yun Mo led Xiao Ke in to watch the two pots of orchids, two or three groups of guests came to the yard.

Xiao Ke didn't expect Yun Mo to play cards completely unreasonably, and was stunned for a long time, unable to recover.

And Yunmo didn't give her a chance to regain her composure, and pulled her away hurriedly.

"Oh, Sister Keke, why didn't you tell me earlier that you were not feeling well? People are in a hurry, so there is nothing to be ashamed to say. Come on, I'll take you to the bathroom first, and then I'll get you a set of clean clothes to change..."

When Xiao Ke came back to his senses, Yun Mo had pulled him out of the hall.

All the people in the yard looked at her with very strange eyes, and some even quietly covered their mouths and noses, showing disgust.

Xiao Ke's face instantly turned blood red.

Just as she was about to open her mouth to argue, Yunmo imitated her previous appearance and whispered (warning) in her ear: "Sister Keke, if I were you, I would keep silent, you don't want to take off your pants in public to prove your innocence ,Right?"

Xiao Ke: "..."

This is called yellow mud falling into the crotch, not **** or shit.

In the bathroom, Yun Mo looked at Xiao Ke, who was full of anger and eager to eat people, and couldn't help but smile.

Seeing her smile, the anger in Xiao Ke's heart suddenly reached its peak.

"I won't just let this matter go. When Mrs. Shao finds out that you dare to tease me like this, I'll see how you end up!"

Yunmo pretended to be surprised, "Sister Keke, it's just a joke, don't make such a fuss in front of the elders, right?"

Xiao Ke was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth, "You have caused me such a big embarrassment, and you want to expose it as a joke? Dreaming!"

"But, it was Sister Keke who joked with me first. You said you were going to push two pots of orchids to the ground, weren't you kidding me?"

Xiao Ke sneered, "Aside from you, who else heard me say that I was going to push two pots of orchids to the ground? If I refuse to admit it, what can you do to me?"

Yunmo tilted her head and smiled lightly, slowly raised her left hand, spread it out, and there was a pen in her palm.

Under Xiao Ke's suspicious eyes, Yun Mo pressed the cap of the pen, and the words Xiao Ke said just now sounded in the bathroom.

Xiao Ke stared at Yunmo in disbelief, "You actually secretly recorded!?"

Yun Mo shrugged helplessly, "No way, I have no grievances with you, but you are inexplicably hostile to me, of course I have to be careful. But sister Ke Ke, don't worry, unless it is a last resort, the content in the recorder is not A third person will know."

Ten minutes later, as soon as Yun Mo and Xiao Ke returned to the yard, countless pairs of attention and strange gazes were cast around them.

Ms. Xiao stepped forward with a face full of concern, "Ke Ke, how are you? Are you all right?"

Xiao Ke shook his head quickly, "I'm fine."

"Then what, why didn't you change your clothes? Didn't you mean, cough, did you stain your pants?"

Pfft!

I don't know who made the laugh, Xiao Ke's face turned red and almost burned.

Yunmo hurriedly said, "I was just kidding with everyone, Sister Keke didn't have a stomachache, really, it was my fault, I shouldn't make such jokes, Sister Keke, I'm sorry, I apologize to you, I will definitely not make jokes in the future."

Yun Mo's explanation is not convincing, but more like trying to cover up embarrassing things for Xiao Ke.

Xiao Ke was ashamed and angry, and ran away angrily.

Ms. Xiao was puzzled and worried, "What happened to this child today, no, I have to go and see..."

"Let Xiaoya go, Xiaoya, go and have a conversation with Xiaoke."

Shao Ya nodded yes, and when she turned around, she couldn't help but glance at Yunmo.

Shao Ya and Xiao Ke have a good relationship. They have a calm temperament and always handle things properly. Mrs. Xiao has nothing to worry about.

The episode with Xiao Ke did not affect the flower viewing party. Mrs. Shao continued to lead Yunmo to introduce the wife who came to the party.

A circle of people recognized it, and Yun Mo received a lot of it just for the meeting gift.

Shao Ya caught up with Xiao Ke not long after leaving the guest courtyard, and the two went to the tower of the west courtyard to talk.

"Xiao Ke, what's going on? Why did you and Shao Mo get into a fight?"

"Shao Mo is really bad and evil..."

Angrily, Xiao Ke told Shao Ya what Yunmo had done, and tears fell down his face while talking.

Second update~

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