The little girl looked to be about nine or nine years old. She wore white clothes and had two horned braids that reached into the sky. She had a childish face. Para.
WWW.Biquke. Ye Tian Xie was sure that this little girl had not been sitting there when he first appeared, otherwise he would have discovered her at the first possible moment. She seemed to have suddenly appeared there.
Ya Ya: Level:? Grade:? No one knew where she came from or what her background was. It was said that she had already been guarding the front of the Absolute Ice Wolf Cave for many years, and that only by passing her test could she enter it.
White snowshoes: White snowshoes with simple magic patterns on the soles. After wearing it, you don't have to worry about slipping on any road. Price: 1000 gold.
Black snowshoes: Black snowshoes with simple magic patterns on the soles. No need to worry about skidding on any road after wearing it. Price: 1000 gold.
Red snowshoes: Red snowshoes. The soles of the shoes are covered with simple magic patterns. After wearing it, you don't have to worry about slipping on any road. Price: 1000 gold.
Blue snowshoes.
Pink snowshoes.
Yellow snowshoes …
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"Big brother, look! There are beautiful shoes of all colors!" That's right, that's right. If you don't wear these beautiful snowshoes, you'll fall down easily in the Icy Wolf Cave. Thus, for safety's sake, cute girls wouldn't let a brother, sister, uncle, and aunt who don't wear snowshoes enter. " His smile was as bright as the sun. Perhaps even a balloon tied to any of those two braids would be able to carry her gently into the air.
Ye Tian Xie's veins popped out. A pair of simple shoes could actually be sold for 1000 gold coins … …. Not buying it yet not letting him enter the Absolute Ice Wolf Cave! Snatch the money! It was a naked robbery! To be so black-hearted at such a young age and yet not to rob a bank when he grows up... If there were a bank in the world.
Even if he had the urge to lift her up and spank her, Ye Tian Xie had no choice but to take out a thousand gold and put on a smile, "Little girl, your snowshoes are very beautiful, then I'll buy a pair of black snowshoes."
Ding dong! The transaction was successful. Ye Tian Xie's hand was holding a pair of black shoes that both had the same design and were covered in dirt … … It looked like ten dollars a pair of flat-soled shoes on a country street.
Yayi laughed even more heartily than before. Big brother! What a good man you are! He had just had a few big brothers that he hated, so he wanted to ask if they could make it cheaper … The things they were selling were the cheapest. They were so stingy … Oh right, there were even some big brothers who asked if they could get a discount? What's the meaning of a group purchase? "
"Buy as a team..."
"Dang, dang, dang, dang! Big brother, are you ready? Only by passing the test can we enter the Icy Wolf Cave. Ah! This is the mission given to me by the beautiful Creation Goddess. " Yayi did not even give Ye Tian Xie a chance to explain what a "group purchase" meant, it was obvious that she had already repeated the words several times, but she still yelled them out in succession.
Ye Tian Xie straightened his back, "Speak, what test?"
With his current strength, he was not afraid of any so-called test … As long as it wasn't something like the Ten Thousand Bone Ruins.
Yayi's eyes blinked, pouting as she shouted: "Dang Dang Dang! "Since you're ready, then the test that comes from the most adorable * * will come soon."
… …. It had to be said that her narcissism was on par with Guo Guo's. Ye Tian Xie thought.
"The first test …." With a wave of her hand, a white paper scroll appeared in her hand. "Fill in the poem!"
Ye Tian Xie's feet staggered and he almost jumped into the snow.
"Entering the Absolute Ice Wolf Cave is to save a pitiful little wolf, so not only must you have love, you must also be smart. Therefore, he had to pass the test of intelligence. Rest assured, big brother is a good person, so the ten tests given by Yayi are the simplest. Big brother only needs to answer the five questions and you can pass. " Ya Ya waved the scroll in her hand. Her tender smile was like a blossoming flower, incomparably adorable.
Ye Tian Xie took the paper scroll and it was bitten by a snake. (Please fill out the second half of the sentence)
Ye Tian Xie: "… …."
Holding the magic brush that had come from her, Ye Tian Xie did not move for a long time.
"Ah!" Yup, it's time to start the countdown. It's only ten seconds. Ten … Nine … Eight... "Seven …"
Ye Tian Xie's hands were trembling and he finally clenched his teeth. His hands began to write on the paper and in three seconds, he was handed over to Ya Ya.
Once bitten by a snake (sniffles everywhere).
Ya Ya's body slanted and she almost fell off the snowman's body.
Ya Ya was obviously angry and shouted: "Once bitten by a snake, you are always afraid of being bitten by a rope! This was something even a three year old child would know! Big Brother, you're so stupid! How stupid! How stupid! What a big idiot! "Stupid!"
Ye Tian Xie: "… …."
He truly did not do it on purpose, but he truly did not know what the second half of that proverb was.
Ye Tian Xie had never been to a primary, middle, or high school before … … All of his knowledge came from "her". After their encounter, she had allowed him to have a family. She would take care of everything he had, and then she would become his teacher and teach him everything …
Out of all of Ye Tian Xie's subjects, the worst was a foreign language, followed by Chinese poetry.
He could only remember twenty-six letters in a foreign language. When she was with him, she would indulge him forever, and when he showed the slightest impatience with foreign languages and ancient poetry, she would gently stop him from remembering things he did not want to remember, and even if he did not learn, it would not make any difference. Instead, she would teach him many things he had to learn, even if he wanted to.
And in the end Ye Tian Xie had gone to college because of her. Because she had told him that life without a school life was destined to be incomplete. Because of a lot of emotions, a lot of the excitement would only belong to the campus, something that couldn't be felt and experienced elsewhere. Thus, he had Zuo Po Jun's help. It was easy for him to enter the Beijing University that countless students dreamed of …
However, his life on campus had only lasted less than two months, and because of her departure, he had become a bystander.
Facing this "once bitten by a snake", Ye Tian Xie tried his best to think of all the lines he could remember … … Of course the number was very pitiful, but he finally chose a rhyme to match … … Thus, a world that made a * * * * collapse was born …
Once bitten by a snake, the bird would cry out everywhere!
"Don't be angry at me, little girl. Once bitten by a snake, you're afraid of being bitten all the time. How could I not know of such a simple problem? I'm just making you happy. "Yayi is so cute, but when she smiles, she's even cuter." Ye Tian Xie had a smile on his face as he calmly said. Damn it, it was a piece of cake for me to deal with a little girl like you!
Ye Tian Xie's words could give a normal person goosebumps, but it was still very effective for a little girl whose mind had not fully developed yet. She tilted her head, thought for a moment, and shouted, "I knew it was on purpose. Even the world's stupidest and stupidest idiot can do such a simple question, how could Big Brother not do it? Otherwise, he would be inferior to even the stupidest and stupidest idiot."
Ye Tian Xie: "!" "$%..."
"Then, let's start with the quickest, most intense and most stimulating intellectual question and answer. Big brother, it's time to prove that you're a smart person. You have to listen carefully!"
Intelligence Questionnaire... Ye Tian Xie couldn't help wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.
Guo Guo blinked her eyes and her eyes immediately lit up. With high spirits, she shouted: "Second question … …" Watermelon and coconut on the head, what will hurt? "
"The question is not whether watermelon or coconut, but which is bigger. "If it is the size of a watermelon, then it is rather painful. If it is the size of a coconut, then it is the pain of a coconut." Ye Tian Xie thought for half a second, his face was full of seriousness as he replied. After answering the question, he felt that his answer was flawless. Even Einstein would not be able to come up with a perfect answer in his lifetime.
"Error!" What was in pain was not the watermelon nor the coconut, but the head! It's the head that hurts, the coconut and the watermelon that don't! Big brother, you're so stupid! " Yayi raised her head and shouted.
Ye Tian Xie was petrified.
"The third question …" Yayi did not give Ye Tian Xie a chance to catch his breath and asked in a clear voice, "A black kitten and a white kitten are good friends. A white kitten fell into a black river and its body turned black. What is the first thing the black kitten says when it sees it?"
Ye Tian Xie quickly used his own imagination and turned himself into a white kitten. After thinking for ten seconds, he righteously said, "It can say, hey!" "Friend, you are much prettier than before!"
"Wrong!" Ya Ya opened her mouth and waved her small white hand.
"What would it say?"
"Of course it would say 'meow' because cats don't know how to talk!"
Ye Tian Xie's face was covered in tears.
"The fourth question …" One day, the clever and adorable Little Ming walked on the street and saw a lot of gold coins and a large bone on the ground. However, Little Ming picked up the bones and didn't go and pick up the gold coins.
"Because those gold coins are fake." Ye Tian Xie said in a wooden voice.
"Error!" Because Little Ming is a puppy! "
Ye Tian Xie: "… …."