2.4 In Which the Dark Lord Passes Judgment

2.4 In Which the Dark Lord Passes Judgment

Mytale. The bandit bosss eyebrows drew together in confusion.

Not many people are born bandits, I imagine, I said in a genial tone. Even fewer aspire to it. You dont see many children scampering through the farms, villages, and city streets, dreaming of one day slowly starving to death in the forest, with no future but the certainty of an early and violent demise, hated and outcast by all of society. Or did I just describe your youth?

He grimaced and dropped his eyes.

And yet, here you are. It must have been a long series of escalating misfortunes that brought you to this point. Tell me the short version. To begin with, I assume you have a name?

Names Auron. He shook his head once. I dunno what to tell you, man, its not much of a story. I fell into debt, then ended up indentured on a farm. Then ran away. This isnt a great life, no, but it beats that.

Ah, so you were a slave.

Indentured servant, he said, not without a note of bitter irony. Theres no slavery in Fflyr Dlemathlys.

I reached out and smacked the side of his head. Lightly. To judge by his expression, he seemed mostly confused by this.

Dont do the work of the Clans for them, Auron. They dont need any help. They can pass a law that turds must be called dumplings, but you still wouldnt want one for lunch.

Yeah, yeah, I get what youre saying. Auron actually grinned at me, still with that hint of bitterness to the humor. People get got by crooked judges for debts they dont owe. Yeah, it happens all the time. I worked with some folk like that in the fields, and Ive met some here in my, uhthird career. But that wasnt me, preacher man. He managed to straighten up enough to raise his chin pridefully. I owed what I owed. I took the loan knowing full well whatd probably happen, and when it did, I went to court and took what I had coming without whining.

A man of integrity, I mused. And yet, you ran away.

Auron broke eye contact at that. Yeah, I ran. Its just like they say: you dont know whether youll take a devils bargain till one appears before you. Well, I found out the price of my integrity, all right. I ran cos I couldnt survive, working those fields. Nobody can. Nobody does. An indentures lucky to pull in five harvests before their bodies just fuckin give out. They drop dead right there in the wheat, or stop breathing in their bunks one night. A lot get their hands on a sickle and draw it across their own throat before the overseers can grab em. Im not proud for scarpering on my debt, but fuck it, Im not ashamed, either. Its not like Im gonna live much longer out here, right? He raised his face again, that dark grin returning. Least I get to go down in a good scrap. Ive gotten to punch a few rich merchants on their fat chins, too. Even a highborn, once. Got a little of my own back before I join the revels. Fuck it all, Ill take what I can get.

A stir had gone through the women behind me partway during his recitation; for the most part, the captured bandits still seemed too scared of me to do much, but by the time Auron came to a stop even a few of them were muttering.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

I let them, for a moment, while I gathered my thoughts. Fuck, the situation on these farms was way worse than anyone had told me. My reasoning for recruiting the Alley cats heldthe powers that be would not expect the Healer of trying to turn prostitutes into an armybut I now wished Id known about this before I launched that plan. Not only would farm laborers be stronger and tougher, it sounded like they were in much more urgent need of rescue. Five years?

That mustve been a steep debt, I finally said aloud. Gambling?

Aurons face closed down again. Its not Ahh, what difference does it make? I dunno why you even wanna listen to this, but fine. My mum was sick. Spores from nahkta khora in her lungs. You know what that means.

I dont, actually.

He squinted up at me. Seriously, man?

Do I look like Im from around here?

Well, fair enough, Auron said with the faintest huff of almost-laughter. Some khora you have to be real careful harvesting, or various shit in em gets into you and messes you up. Nahkta drops spores that can root in your lungs and Well, anyway, its deadly. Pretty easily cured, though. Just takes the right medicine.

Ahh, and let me guess. Since the medicine can save one human life, it has the same going rate.

He nodded. Only guy on Dount who makes it is a Gwyllthean alchemist whos infamous for doing this shit. Hell sell to highborn cos theyre good for the money, and to everybody else on credit cos he can then sell the debt to his highborn customers whenever harvest time rolls around and they need a few more warm bodies. I knew what I was getting into, but it was my mum. You know?

That was a not-so-subtle gesture toward common ground, but I was not interested in diving into my own relationship with my mother, least of all with this guy. And so you reckon what happened to you was fair.

Auron shrugged. What the fuck in life is fair? No sense whining about it. Its no worse a deal than most people get. I told you it wasnt much of a story, preacher man, and theres nothing special about it, either. Everybody heres got a story a lot like that, some of em a lot worse. Theres a couple dozen stories like it in every village in Dlemathlys. You try to listen to em all and youll never get anything else done. Rich people being greedy is not a problem that can be solved. Its always been that way, and always will be, everywhere. Whats the use complaining?

My legs were starting to ache in this position, but before standing I reached out and ripped the dart out of his leg.

Auron hissed and jerked. Ow!

If you dont complain, I said, finally straightening up, hows anybody supposed to know you need help? Heal.

I couldnt directly see the effect of the burst of pink light, as the wound was covered by his trouser leg, which was already soaked with blood. Auron glanced down at it and then back up at me.

I know, I know, I said before he could speak, giving him a wry little smile. Youre not accustomed to anybody bothering to help. And that, my friend, is just one of the ways they keep themselves in power without ever having to go to the trouble of deserving it. A hopeless populace is much easier to keep in line. Tell me, have you ever heard of wage garnishment?

Thewhat?

Garnishing wages. When someone falls into debt, their creditor obtains a court order, which is then presented to their employer, requiring a portion of their earnings to go to the creditor, leaving them just enough income to live on. Its better for the debtor, obviously, because they retain their freedom. Its better for the creditor because it extends the duration of the debt, thus extending the interest and their total profit. Certainly better for the economy itself; a slave on a farm isnt buying any goods or services, while a free citizen is doing their part to keep capital in circulation. That helps everyone who has anything to buy or sell.

Auron blinked twice. Uh

I watched the man die, choking and twitching and turning blue, with an impassive face. A couple of months ago, Id have had to work at keeping that expression steady. By this point, I had seen too much death and dealt a lot of that myself. I just didnt have enough sympathy left to cover the likes of this asshole.

Mierit was gasping when they finally released the rope, leaving the lifeless bulk of Raec to topple against the next man, who kicked him off with a grimace of revulsion.

Well done, I said. Who else brings an accusation?

It was a grim nights work, all told. In the end, I was both proud and a little appalled at how efficiently it all went down. I repressed the latter in favor of the former. In fact, I ended up repressing a lot, not entirely voluntarily.

Apparently bandits didnt get the visit Cat Alley very often, and enough of those who did behaved themselves, more or less. There were only two more executions based on accusations from the women Id brought. In both cases, there was not a peep of protest from their comrades. That gave me reason to hope the next stage would go well.

It went almost too well. I had picked up on hints that there wasnt a lot of solidarity or camaraderie among this group, but if anything, Id underestimated how eager they were to turn on each other, to judge by how fervently they did it when given the opportunity. We actually had a bit of trouble getting this witch hunt organized once I started it by asking the bandits if any among them deserved vengeance.

I was well aware that what I was doing here was a mockery of justice, but Id been careful not to promise justicein fact, I had very specifically told my people not to expect that. I promised them revenge, nothing more or less, and that was what I handed out.

A couple of obvious personal feuds I ignored, in favor of the much greater number of unanimous condemnations. Overall, the members of the gang who made a habit of going too far were well known to their comrades, who if anything seemed eager to throw them into the fire.

I killed eight more based on the overwhelming testimony of their own fellow gang members. Bullies, sadists, murderers, rapists Fucking hell, why were there always rapists? Everywhere I went, more of these stains had to be put down. In my previous life Id been contemptuous of the tendency of fiction to use that as lazy shorthand for dont sympathize with this person, just enjoy their karmic demise. And yet, here I was, facing how unbelievably common it apparently was. The implications bothered me profoundly. Was this just what people did when there wasnt a legal framework in place to stop them?

How common was this on Earth? Surely not as I put that aside as something I had neither the capacity nor a reason to deal with.

Auron, perhaps sensing which side of his bread was buttered, proved quite useful. I took to consulting his input on the cases I judged, taking his word as a tie-breaker in the few cases when there was a disagreement. Apparently he commanded at least some respect from his followers, if not actual loyalty; not a soul objected to his judgments, except the specific people he condemned. For his part, Auron showed no attachment to the men and one woman he affirmed to me deserved the rope. I got the distinct impression he was relieved to be rid of most of them.

Not that we used the rope, after that first guy. I had an artifact rapier that could find a lethal spot to stab at a thought from me. And yes, I did my own killing, after the first three whose deaths provided catharsis to the women who needed it. I had instigated all this; I deemed it my responsibility. No one else needed to bloody their hands over my own unjust decisions.

It helped a lot that my Wisdom power kicked in after I impaled the first screaming man through his left eye socket and the brain behind it. Traumatic dissociation turned into a cold, blank efficiency. All unfeeling judgment and no emotion.

My old buddy Rugin was among the condemned. Apparently, he liked to shoot people with arrows when there wasnt a needhe was particularly fond of shooting them in the back while they tried to run. In my Blessing-induced fugue, I felt nothing as I silenced his tearful pleading by whipping the tip of my rapier through his throat.

The entire thing wasa blur. I was aware, dimly, of the importance of this. Both strategically, and in the sense of more stains on my soul that were never going to come out. But I coasted through it in a detached fog as if skimming a passage in a particularly dull book. Screams of terror and anger washed over me, blending together into meaningless noise. I opened enough bodies that the dirt under my feet squelched with blood at every step. And I just kept going through it.

Until I found I had flicked the tip of my sword through Aurons bindings and cast another quick Heal on him, allowing him to stand up before the rest of his surviving gang. There were now eleven, including the leader.

Sowhat now, preacher man?

I stared at him in silence. The dispassionate state induced by the Wisdom effect seemed incompatible with my innate tendency toward theatricality, but in this case, it worked. A blank, cold stare had exactly the result I wanted.

I mean Auron cleared his throat, grimaced, and ducked his head, making an abortive gesture that looked like it would have been folding down hands had he finished it. Dark Lord.

That depends on you, I said at last. Suddenly, I was beginning to feel twinges of emotion returning, and suspected I had better get through the rest of this quickly before I ended up embarrassing myself in front of all these people just when Id gone to such trouble to impress them. Each of you has a decision to make.

Auron narrowed his eyes, then cocked his head slightly to one side. He had a knack for expressing himself without speaking.

So, is this what youre gonna do? he asked. Revenge? For everyone?

When I can, and when its earned. I want to be as clear with you as I have been with those who came here with me: I do my very best to protect and care for my people, but we are about a bloody, brutal business. There will be no safety, no justice, no guarantee of freedom. In the end, probably a violent death. All I promise is the chance to strike back.

He rubbed his recently-unbound wrists, frowning pensively. That alchemist in town.

If hes still there when we take Gwyllthean? I nodded. Sounds like the bastard has it coming.

Auron shifted his head to look aside at his remaining followers.

Fuck yeah, boss! the woman identified as Jenit shouted.

Sounds like it beats the shit out of our current, uh, backers, added another man.

Speaking of that, Auron said, looking back at me. We have anarrangement with Clan Olumnach. A pretty one-sided one.

Oh, you had better believe I have plans for them. Yep; it was wearing off. The icy relish in my voice was unfeigned, and on its heels I felt a welling horror at what had just transpired. I had killed eleven people, most of them personally but all at least at my order, and the whole thing had passed like some kind of bad dream once I got done putting on my little show.

Auron laughed aloud, an outburst of sheer confused emotion. Well, fuck me running, boys and girls. Looks like were joining the Dark Crusade. Who woulda thought?

I nodded at Aster and Adelly, who began untying the surviving bandits I had just press-ganged from the corpses of their companions who hadnt made the cut.

We have a lot to talk about, while we clean up here and depart, I said to Auron, the former bandit boss and my new subordinate. Tell me about Clan Olumnach.