Bonus 7: In Which the Chancellor Schemes

Bonus 7: In Which the Chancellor Schemes

He liked to hold private meetings pacing along this upper colonnade in the Viridian Palace for more than just its breathtaking view over Fflyrdylle and the rolling hills of Dlemath beyond. Few were willing to climb all the way up here, even for the vista, and of course he had his own means of detecting interlopers before they saw him. Still, it was a (relatively) public part of the Palace, so he didnt receive reports that were too sensitive here. Ultimately, it was all about tailoring the venue to the audience. The woman currently updating him on events was one of those plagued by a surplus of nervous energy; hed long since learned he got better results by talking to her while physically moving. Trying to interview her in a confined office resulted in an amusing but very distracting display of every possible kind of fidgeting.

Still no result from the gambit you ordered against those Lancoral venturers loitering in Hathwyck. One of my rogues has found evidence at least one partythe really annoying one, you know the grouphas ties to the Gray Guard, but he suspects they let him learn that, possibly even arranged it. As for your scheme She shrugged. No result. Wining, dining, flattery, even hired courtesans. We stopped short of outright bribery in coin, as you ordered, Chancellor. Just to judge by how completely theyve refused to be swayed or become any friendlier, I suspect theyre all Gray Guard, or at least trained by them.

Good, he said, earning a surprised look. As expected. Have your people change tack, now. Id like them to start expressing frustration at this lack of progress in front of the targets. Specificallyand this is the important part, Grand Captainarrange for them to overhear expressions of surprise that they proved this resistant. Seed suggestions that all our intelligence led us to believe Lancoral agents would be easy and cheap to suborn.

He paused, admiring the view and noting her increasingly wide eyes from his peripheral vision.

I will have my forger create documents indicating it was exactly that easy for us to plant an agent in Queen Milletailes bed. If this group begins actually prying for intelligence, or doing anything more direct than making their presence felt, I want you to plant those in a position for them to steal.

Lord Vanderhoen, the Grand Captain of the Kings Guild said in the too-even tone of someone who had known him too long to be truly surprised anymore, did you really have me put half a dozen of my top adventurers on a plan to surreptitiously insult Lancor?

Vanderhoen stopped walking, turning to give her a self-satisfied smile. Its not as if we can stop the agents of Lancor from testing our borders, Grand Captain Nivara, as they so enjoy reminding us. If they insist on loitering in Fflyr territory, I see no reason to make their stayenjoyable. Do you?

Nivara made a good try to giving him a long, severe stare of the kind that made her own people toe the line, but even she couldnt prevent her lips from beginning to twitch.

As you say, Chancellor. Ill update their orders immediately.

Splendid. Thank you, Captain. Her foot had already begun tapping, so he resumed walking.

The Kings Guild was easily his best innovation, the one which had borne the most fruit. Ostensibly it solidified the loyalty of Dlemathyss adventurers behind the King, who funded and organized them on better terms than theyd ever enjoyed before the Guild was instituted. That was as it should be, as Vanderhoens main purpose had been to shift the balance of power toward the crown and away from the Clans. It was things like this, however, which shifted a lot of that loyalty toward himself, personally. Not that he aspired to direct rule, but there were innumerable benefits to having the goodwill of most of the countrys dangerous Blessed.

Adventurers loved pranks; they liked him because he had, over the years, carefully cultivated the impression that he thought and believed the way they did. In particular, Fflyr Dlemathlys was helpless against the might of the Lancor Empire, and there was nothing the helpless enjoyed more than mocking their tormentors, right to their faces, in a manner that could not be retaliated against. It would have been something else entirely if he had any better use for those agents, but there was little of practical weight they could do against the Empire. Tweaking the Gray Guards nose now and then helped keep morale up.

With that settled, Captain Nivara continued, shuffling a new sheet of paper to the top of the stack in her arms, the only other matter of note is a report from Dount.

Dount? Vanderhoen curled his lip, for once allowing his expression to harmonize exactly with his mood. Ugh. What has that inbred, warped imbecile Caludon done now?

He did trust Nivara enough to reveal a bit of his personal feelings from time to time, but in this case she was a specifically receptive audience for this sentiment. Cairith Nivara was the most highly-born Fflyr he knew who welcomed criticisms of the highborn, both in specific instances and with regard to the system itself. Her own mother was a purebred elf, and it showed in her crystalline pale complexion, silver-blonde hair and reddish, nearly-black eyes. Nivara, though, was a self-made womanshed had to be, as her familys pristine blood hadnt prevented them from being bumped right out of the nobility due to their failure to produce a male heir in her generation. Few others recognized the stupid, arbitrary nature of the rules the way she did.

Besides, everybody hated Caludon Aelthwyn, except that equally deranged bitch he was married to, and Vanderhoen wasnt even sure about her.

Its not him this time, Nivara said, not even troubling to hide her amusement.

No news from Caludon was always good newsexcept that there was little else of note on Dount, and all of that little was potentially volatile.

Trouble with Rhydion? Vanderhoen felt a sudden chill that had nothing to do with the autumn air or the altitude. Not Shylverrael?

No, no, she assured him. Still no peep out of the darklings, and my people havent reported on any major developments in Rhydions hunt, which I take to mean hes had none. This is just one of those unexpected things that pops up sometimes, Chancellor. A rogue Blessed has appeared on Dounta real character, sounds like. A sorcerer who positioned himself as a kind of folk hero without giving his name, wears a mask and a hood and everything. People call him the Healer. Hes got incredibly powerful healing spells; one of my people speculated the spell hes using is actually just Heal itself.

Thats far too high a caliber of magic for a backwater like Dount, Vanderhoen murmured.

Exactly. He also, apparently, summons slimes? They get left behind in places hes been. She shrugged; Summon Slime was a common enough spell, but really only of interest to alchemists. Hes got another spell my people couldnt name, something that causes the victim to burn alive for a few seconds and then fully heal.

Vanderhoen frowned. Nasty.

Nivara nodded. Heres the thing, though. The Healer only seems to care about the lowest of lowborn. He goes around healing prostitutes and orphans, specifically. At least, at first. That brought him into conflict with the local crime lords, and he seems to havewell, wiped them out.

He raised his eyebrows, waiting for her to continue. Nivara flipped to another page, quickly re-reading the report while talking. Undoubtedly she already knew everything it said, but she was incapable of doing only one thing at a time.

My watcher in the local Guild chapter speculates hes the same person as another interesting character who showed up around the same time, a foreign noble named Lord Seiji. This one seems to come and go from Gwyllthean at random and nobody knows where he actually lives, but he cooperated with and may have organized a Kingsguard push that finished crushing the local gangs that were left after the Healer messed them up. Hes cozy with the local Kingsguard captain and has been to the Guild a few times. Seems hes even on amicable terms with Rhydion. This ones also Blessed with Magic and is rumored to have healing spells.

Vanderhoens steps had begun to slow, and now he came to a full stop. Nivara paused a pace beyond him, turning back to give him a questioning look.

What was that name?

Lord She unnecessarily triple-checked her notes. Seiji.

A foreigner. Of what nationality?

Nobody seems to know.

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I dont have notes on that, Nivara admitted, frowning at her papers. My people didnt seem to consider it important. Does it matter, Chancellor?

It might, he murmured. Have them find out, please. In fact Id like to know everything your people can turn up about this Healer, and Lord Seiji.

Yes, my lord. Ill have them dig a little.

Discreetly, Grand Captain. Lets keep this only to your most trusted agent in Gwyllthean, and impress on them the need for secrecy. I dont want this maneither of them, if theyre not the same manto suspect theres any interest from the capital, and especially not to tip off anyone else that they may be important.

Ill see it done, she promised, nodding.

Seiji. Say-jee. Could it be?

He had been warned to watch out for Japanese names, which was a frustrating piece of advice as he was far from sure he would recognize one out of any other random string of syllables. Maybe if it had been the eighties, but He had no interest in cars, baseball, or video games; by the time Tom Vanderhoen had entered business school, the most important tech brands were American and the East Asian market everyone cared about was China. In his entire life, he had never had a reason to give Japan a second thoughtuntil hed been brought to this strange world where for some damn reason it was the only country on Earth that mattered.

But this was no time or place to ruminate on that of all things.

Anything else, Captain Nivara?

Hey, no worries, man. You know how life is; its just like this sometimes. Thingsll cool down again, they always do. Whatcha need, Tom?

In the best case scenario, nothing. Actually Ive come across something that I think you and your boss may need to know. Hopefully Im jumping at shadows and we can write this off, but I want to check before making a decision.

Ooh, spooky, Yoinarch grinned at him, his teeth at least free of goose meat this time. Its not like you to be skittish. Whats up?

Vanderhoen leaned forward, dropping the rest of his berries back on the tray. Is Seiji a Japanese name?

The devils grin vanished instantly. Just like that, he was also all business, leaning toward Vanderhoen in a mirror of his own posture. Yes, it very much is.

Fuck, he said with feeling. Vanderhoen wasnt in the habit of cursing in any other company, but this time he didnt even have to fake it. This is probably a stupid question, but let me cling to hope. Its not just a combination of sounds that might, coincidentally

I mean, its two syllables, so maybe. But yeah, Seiji is very specifically a common Japanese name. There are several characters named Seiji in those shows the boss likes to watch. Youve got me spooked now, Tom. Does this mean what I hope it doesnt?

No way of telling yet, thats why I brought this to you, Yoink. Ive got my people looking closer, but your boss can probably follow up on this more directly than I can. Does he have anybody on Dount right now?

Dount? Yoinarchs eyebrows shot upward. That craphole? Not usually. Lets see Oh, yeah, Ozyraphs doing something with the goblins up there recently, but that doesnt put her in a position to do more general intelligence gathering. Its uncomfortably close to Godspire and Shylverrael for devils to be just traipsing around.

Ozyraph, now there was a name he remembered. He had met her during his initial sojourn in the Void after being summoned from Earth, before the Devil King had dispatched him to Fflyr Dlemathlys. All business and no bullshit, exactly his kind of woman. Many times over the years Vanderhoen had privately lamented that it was Yoinarch instead of Ozyraph whod been assigned as his handler.

Okay. He drew in a deep breath and let it out slowly. I think there may be a Hero on Dount.

Yoinarch nodded once, uncharacteristically solemn. Go on.

Ive got reports of two persons of interest who turned up on Dount at the same time, and whom my agents suspect may be the same man. Ones a foreigner called Lord Seiji who seems to have healing spells, the others a mysterious sorcerer called the Healer who definitely knows very powerful healing spells. Between them theyve been going around ministering to orphans and prostitutes, and destroying crime syndicates.

Shit, Yoinarch hissed, wincing. Yeah, that is bog standard neophyte Hero bullshit. Fuck, man. Well have to look into it, but like I said, Dount is difficult country for us aboveground. I cant be sure well put together anything before your spies can. The bossll definitely devote what he can to it, though. If you learn anything more, keep me posted.

Goes without saying, Vanderhoen agreed, nodding. And heytheres still hope, right? The way I understand it, you dont start seeing a Hero until theres been a Dark Lord active for a while. Ive got people listening to news from all over the archipelago and theres not been a hint of that.

True, Yoinarch admitted, but dont put too much stock in that, Tom. All this bullshit exists because the Goddesses are bored twats; every new round of the game they change something up, just to keep it fresh. A heroic spellcaster named Seiji is pretty fucking decisive evidence, even if theres no sign of the other one yet. Fuck, man. Dark Crusades are really bad for businessours and yours. Well have to all but stop operations on Ephemera for who knows how many decades, and The kind of shit this kicks up can wreck a messy little country like Fflyr Dlemathlys. Uh, no offense.

Some offense was taken, but Vanderhoen repressed it, waving that away. Dont worry about it, Yoink, youre not wrong. Look If this is what it looks like, Yoink, I need to ask for a big favor.

Sure, whats up?

And there it was. Ten years ago, Yoinarch would have laughed derisively at a request not directly germane to the Devil Kings business. A decade of pointedly befriending this crass, irritating little man finally paid off. When Vanderhoen really needed something, his buddy from the Void would pull what strings he could to make it happen.

Its been quiet on the international front for now, but as soon as it starts getting out that theres a Heroor, actually, preferably before that, I need a distraction.

Yoinarch tilted his head. A distraction?

For all the worlds other interested parties, Vanderhoen explained. If a Hero is operating on Fflyr territory Well, Savindar and the Imperium may be unable to get to us thanks to Godspire, but the Lancor Empire will absolutely stomp all over this country to grab him. Foreign policy be damned, there is nothing they wont do to get their hands on the Hero like they did the last one. If the Radiant Temple throws its weight around, the Convocation may even aid them from within.

Are you that invested in Fflyr sovereignty? Yoink asked pointedly. I know youve put in a lot of work here, Tom, but this is just a job for you, right? One you didnt exactly pick voluntarily, too.

I do have a lot invested here, but its not just that. Hell, annexation by Lancor would be a quick way to accomplish a lot of my ambitions for Dlemathlys; the Empire treats its subjects and provinces much better than the border states it likes to screw with. The thing is, theres no certainty they would formally annex Dlemathlys over something like this, especially when not doing so could assuage a lot of the international tensions that would rise over a Dark Crusade anyway. If they just invade, occupy long enough to seize the Hero and retreat, it could devastate this country in a way it might never recover from.

He paused, then gave Yoinarch a sly grin that wasnt part of his customary style of self-expression, but which he knew would appeal to the devil.

Besides, I am not a popular man in Lannitar. Over the last decade Ive pried the Gray Guard entirely out of Fflyrdylle and constantly rapped their grabby little hands all over Dlemath itself to the point they can really only operate freely on the outlying islands. If Lancor gets its clutches on Dlemathlys, even briefly, odds are my own personal ass is grass.

Oof, yeah, Yoinarch winced. Hm, I wonder if the bossman could set you up with one of those nifty triple Blessings like the Champions get? Imagine what you could do with spells and artifacts, and a countrys worth of resources to get em.

And there the dumbass went, aimlessly fantasizing when what they needed was sensible action. Sometimes it was like he went out of his way to remind Vanderhoen why maintaining this relationship was such a chore.

Its my understanding he would need Goddess-level access to the system to arrange that, he said, not betraying any hint of his irritation. If the Devil King could create agents able to match a Dark Lord or Hero, wouldnt he have been doing that all this time?

Yeah, thats probably off the table, Yoinarch admitted. Oh, well, it was a nice thought. So what kind of distraction are you thinking of, exactly? Something big and messy so you can sneak away?

Good idea, but Im afraid it wouldnt work so well in practice. I mean, itd work on the Clans, but thats because theyre all idiots. Lancor has actual professionals, whod be watching for a move like that as soon as anything really distracting happened.

Youre not wrong. There are parts of the Empire were able to move in fairly easily, butyknow, the outlying, less inhabited parts that dont have much in em. There was a period there about fifty years after the last Dark Crusade where the Empire was kind of a shambles, but this new dynastys really stitched things together. That Aelityr runs an annoyingly tight operation. Its tough to play in his sandbox.

Exactly, Vanderhoen nodded. No, what I had in mind was Well, from what Ive been told, the onset of a Dark Crusade is usually heralded by Lets call them signals. Events that ping certain Spirits and Wisdom perks keyed to watch for Goddess-related stuff, not to mention large events that tend to ensue when a Dark Lord or Hero first does something really impressive. Right?

Yeah, Yoinarch shrugged, his face blank. And?

It was like tutoring a delinquent kid at times. Even the inbred crooks of the Fflyr court were quicker on the uptake. God, why couldnt he have been assigned Ozyraph to work with? Or anyone else. Most of the devils had to be better than this.

So, if the Hero is on Dount, what I need is something to direct Lancorsin fact, everyone elses attention elsewhere as soon as he does anything thatd draw attention to himself. It wont be a permanent solution, but itll buy me time to convince or coerce the bastard to leave the country before they all come after him. And then even muddy the waters enough that both Sanorites and Viryans wont be able to put together an organized response before I can get Dlemathlys prepared as best it can be. Given the history of theseyou know, signs, portents and whatnot, which I assume the Devil King has enough records of to know what they look like

He leaned forward again, dropping the pitch of his voice.

Is it within his power to create fake ones?

Yoinarch stared at him. For the first few seconds, Vanderhoen feared he was actually too thick to have followed. But then, slowly, his blank expression began to morph, and a sly, malicious smile spread across his face.

See, Tom, this right here? This is why were friends.

If he only knew.