3.21 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts His Nemesis

3.21 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts His Nemesis

I was, as usual, right to have a bad feeling.

Wait, soanything Japanese?

I dont know exactly what theyll know to look for, Yoshi admitted. Maizo knew about chopsticks, so we can ask him what else he might be aware of. Probably there are different, uh, establishments and lineages which have preserved some secret knowledge of Japan, but I doubt any of them have more than a few things to look out for. So anything Japanese might set them off. Itsprobably best to keep it discreet at least until were both powerful enough not to be easily controlled. Orassassinated.

I stared out over the cavern, my mind racing. Wed set up camp in a large natural cave, complete with decorative stalactites, though it had a mostly even floor which seemed to have been leveled on purpose by goblins long ago; it made for a decent space in which to camp. The caves of Kzidnak were generally warm and goblins didnt need light, but I decided it felt wrong to camp without campfires, and so Id made a few. In several spots, fire slimes blazed merrily away, fixed in place by Tame Beast, and I couldnt help noticing that people had gathered around each one. Yoshis party were huddled together by one, and mine around another. Well, partly; Aster stood some distance away, pretending she wasnt watching me, while Nazralind and Adelly sat hip-to-hip, talking quietly. I noted with amusement that Gizmit, Zui, and Maizo had all joined them, and several other groups of goblins were huddled around the other slimes Id set out even though they needed neither the light nor the warmth.

Everybody loves a campfire.

Yoshi and I had picked a ledge along the wall a discreet distance away for our chat. Id been mildly dreading what he had to say, but somehow this was worse than anything I could have anticipated.

Is that why nobody knows theres a Hero even though yourewell, running around being one?

Exactly, he nodded. Pashilyn and Flaethwyn explained the local politics to me. As soon as anybody finds out Well, Im not strong enough yet to stop the bigger powers from stepping in to control me. Even the Fflyr governmenteven some of the Clans probably have enough muscle, the way I am right now. And thats only the start. Lancor might actually invade Dlemathlys over this. Over just one of us being here, let alone both.

So, I said slowly, if this were already a dicey moment in history, what with Lancor and everybody else who matters probably sending agents to investigate every place one of those signs and portents happened

Yeah, theyll definitely be looking into the Inferno, so its an especially good time to keep our heads down. He turned to frown at me. By the way, you didnt have anything to do with that, did you, Omura?

I impatiently waved him off. I sure wish Id known about all this earlier. Illspeak to the girls. Its not like I told them to

Yoshi was staring at me, wide-eyed.The source of this content nov(el)bi((n))

Well, Ill fix it. Somehow. More importantly, Biribo.

Boss, you gotta understand, he said desperately. This is a prohibited subject. I got your back, but there are non-optional rules I gotta follow! I cant explain stuff like this until it gets brought up by someone else. As in physically cannot.

Yeah, thats what Radatina said, Yoshi offered.

I hate to stick up for the lizard, but hes not wrong, Radatina added in what I can only call a performatively grudging tone. This isnt his fault. This is something you cant be forewarned about until someone else brings it up. Yoshi was just lucky enough to have that happen first.

Least you could do, I guess, Biribo muttered.

Oh, buzz off, you

Okay, what is the deal with the two of you? I demanded. Is this another Good versus Evil thing? Because everybody else is managing to be civil while were cooperating. Even Flaethwyn, mostly. Sometimes.

The familiars exchanged a long, loaded look.

Notexactly, Radatina hedged. Itscomplicated.

Yoshi raised his eyebrows. Were listening.

Itswell How to put this

Its about how Blessed with Wisdom usually operate, Biribo took over the explanation, apparently tired of her dithering. Wisdom doesnt come with any physical firepower for anybody except Champions of the Goddesses, so they gotta compensate for that. Especially since other people will tend try to either forcibly recruit or assassinate them; if youre a mover and/or shaker, you do not want someone with information powers running around your turf and not working for you. Some will link up with an adventurer team as tactical support, but for most, the standard practice is to conceal the fact that youre Blessed with Wisdom until you can build a power base and accumulate enough perks to be actually, personally powerful. So the one thing you absolutely do not want to encounter is another Blessed with Wisdom, because their familiar will be able to spot you.

And then once they get powerful, Radatina rushed in when he paused to breathe, they also become, lets say, intolerant of competition. So, basically, familiars never have the opportunity to, umsocialize with each other.

Its super rare for one of us to even see another familiar who doesnt have to be regarded as an enemy by default.

Yoshi and I glanced at each other and blinked in unison.

Wait, I said. Youre territorial? Is that really what this is about?

Both of them buzzed around our heads in erratic loops, a characteristic sign of agitation. I noticed a striking lack of any rebuttal of my observation, though.

Go easy on them, okay? Yoshi urged. Its not like they can help being what they are. Isorta relate.

You? I have to say, that took me by surprise. It looks to me like youve taken to isekai like a fish to water. Youre even in much better shape after just a couple months.

He ducked his head, blushing faintly in the dim light of the distant fires, but didnt smile. Ithanks, Omura. It actually helps to hear that. Ive beenreally trying. Now that Im in this crazy situation, I want to do it right. I just dont want to screw anything else up. Im trying not to be a Subaru, you know?

I squinted, trying to parse that. A You mean theconstellation? Surely he wasnt talking about the car company.

Oh! No, Subaru. You know, from Re:Zero?

From what?

Poor kid flushed again. Its an anime.

Ah. Of course it is.

But its really good! Seriously, its amazing. I bet youd like it, Omura, you even liked Konosuba! I cant recommend it highly enough.

Well, sure, Yoshi, I said pointedly, Ill hop right on that train. Wheres it streaming?

He winced, looking around the dark goblin-filled cavern below the medieval shithole in which we lived. Oh, uh. Right. Sorry.

And now he looked so depressed even I was forced to take pity.

So whos Subaru, and why dont you want to be him?

Yoshi instantly perked back up, of course. Otaku; if youve met one, youve met them all, and theres nothing they love more than a chance to blather on about their bullshit to someone who doesnt really care. This guy had been in anime withdrawal for months until I opened the floodgates.

Oh, its great! Its an isekai, but its a deconstructive one, see? Its all about the otaku mindset and how self-defeating it is. Subaru gets transported to a fantasy world and immediately finds out that acting like an isekai hero just gets him dunked on. The whole story is about him learning thatwell, the problem isnt the world, its him. Being a social outcast in real lifeyoud be the same anywhere, unless you learn how to deal with people. You cant accomplish anything without convincing people to work with you. Its sort ofum, its something a lot of otaku needed to hear.

Well, I mean Fan might be putting it too strongly, but Issei does enjoy

Uh huh. And see, thats the thing about otaku. Most are social outcasts for no bigger reason than being socially inept and having a poor hobby-life balance. Which isnt really fair, if you think about it. Some guys just dont fit in society, and a lot of the time its because societys expectations arent exactly reasonable.

Im really surprised that you get

So those guys gather together, because human beings crave companionship, and thats naturally where the other guys insert themselves. The ones who are outcast from society for very good fucking reasons. Bandits are like that in a busted wreck of a kingdom like Fflyr Dlemathlys: mostly just folks who were pushed out of the normal social order because that order is designed to be as brutally unfair as possible to almost everyone. And that creates opportunities and hiding places for theothers. The minority. So I try to extend some compassion to people whove been forced to do terrible things by a terrible situation that wasnt their fault, and it means Ive ended up having to deal with a small handful of psychopaths and murdering sadists mixed in with them. You gathered in groups around your weird little hobbies, just enjoying what you like and not hurting anyone, and since you were all outcasts together it never felt right to exclude the obvious fucking pedophiles. Especially when so much of that anime nakedly panders to them.

Yoshi had gone stiff, fists clenching by his sides, but he wouldnt look at me.

I get it, now, I murmured, staring at the distant fire slime. Aster was now lying down; Adelly had leaned her head on Nazralinds shoulder and both of them seemed to be asleep sitting up. Gizmit was slowly strolling around the edges of the gathering, on night watch. You may have accidentally given encouragement to somebody whos going to horrifically traumatize the first innocent child theyre left alone with. Its not like thats your fault, though, or anyones but theirs. I do my best to keep control and hold my people to a standard, but Truth is, I have no way of knowing what kinds of terrible things Im indirectly responsible for, or will be. I try, as best I can, but theres just no way to tell. YeahI think I understand it a little better, now. Its not a great look, but maybe I shouldnt have been so quick to judge.

He slowly inhaled, and then exhaled, deliberately relaxing his shoulders. But You have watched anime, though.

Of course Ive seen anime, I didnt live under a rock. Everyone has seen anime. Theres some truly great stuff out there, it only becomes weird when you build your whole life around it.

Hows that different from music? he asked, shooting me a look.

You can get paid to make music.

You can make anime for a living! People do, thats how it gets made!

Sure, if you wanna starve to death while working for a corporation that sees you as disposable.

He turned toward me, staring incredulously. And how is that different from music?

Hey, relax, man. Now whos taking things personally?

Im not the one who has a chip on his shoulder! And if I was, I think thatd be forgivable, frankly. Being a music nerd just means you dont spend your life being told your hobby is for children and pedophiles!

Hey, I have never thought all animation is for children. Believe me. My dad thought that, and thats how I ended up watching Grave of the Fireflies alone, unsupervised, when I was six.

Yoshi winced, sucking in a sharp breath through his teeth. Yikes. Ouch.

Heh. I had to grin, now that it had been enough years. I barely remember it, but my mom says I cried for almost two straight days. But yeah, anyway, Ill cop to finding all of this pretty personal. Maybe it wasnt fair of me to be so contemptuous back on Earthmaybebut here? I believe Im pretty fucking entitled to be pissed about isekai. I live in one. And frankly, it fucking sucks.

He folded himself up awkwardly, drawing his knees up against his chest and wrapping his arms around them.

Hey, Omura.

Mm?

Do youactually think this is a game? To the goddesses, I mean.

I made myself breathe evenly. Well Pashilyn wasnt entirely without a point. Whether it is or not, Virya isnt exactly a reliable narrator.

Sure, I know. But do you think it is?

Yes. I can only hold back my frank opinions for so long. Yes, I am absolutely convinced both goddesses are just bored entities with too much power whove been alive too long to empathize with mortal people. I think theyre amusing themselves at the expense of our lives and those of everyone else on this hell planet.

Sanora warned me

He trailed off, and I forced myself to be content with looking sidelong, not staring with all the intensity in my being. I was deeply interested in learning what Sanora had warned him about.

Ive been thinking, he whispered at last. It was just a stray thought at first, but after you said that I

Yoshi paused again, swallowing painfully. I waited.

Suddenly, Im the only guy on my team. Me, the Hero, alone with three cute girls. Andand I cant help thinking Its clawing at me. Diddid she just Was Raffan in the way of my harem story? Is that why he died?

I breathed. Slowly, softly.

This was no time to press the conclusion I wanted to draw him to. I mean, it would be a really shitty thing to do in this situation, but it also wasnt right strategically. I would get better results in the long term by being reasonable, and fair, and not giving him any cause to think I was trying to manipulate him. I had the luxury of acting this way because I was fucking right. The truth was on my side here, not Sanoras.

Well, its not like we have anyway of knowing exactly what the goddesses are or arent capable of. Stillmy gut says no. They definitely have ways of putting their fingers on the scales, but those all have to do with their magic system. Theres a hundred ways for them to decide who gets what spell or artifact or Blessing or Spirit reward, or It goes on and on. Its not hard for them to manipulate us all where they want us to be. But a chaotic situation like that, in the middle of a fight? I kind of dont think so. Biribo told me the goddesses arent allowed to cheat directlythat they do, but they have to be careful and subtle about it because if either is caught cheating, the other gets a free action.

He nodded. Radatina said that, too.

Yeah. So, no, we obviously cant say anything for sure, but in that case? It doesnt feel right, to me.

Yoshis next deep breath sounded so relieved I almost hated to continue.

But.

He went completely rigid.

I was taking a risk, here. This was flirting with more information than I should betray to the Hero, but if there was ever a time

I have a situation that I know was set up by Virya. She didnt tell me so outright, but its laid out in the specific spells and abilities and circumstances she placed right in front of me when I first landed on Ephemera. Ihave a spell that enables me to share powers with monster girls, Yoshi. It only works on attractive women, which is the kind of stupid and arbitrary thing that only an aggressively mediocre light novel author or weaboo goddess could possibly come up with. I am practically forced to collect a monster girl harem to survive on this world. Soat least one of them definitely wants to watch a harem show, this time around.

Slowly, Yoshi lowered his face to rest in his arms. His shoulders moved heavily as he did his best to breathe evenly for the next few minutes. I left him alone to gather himself.

He was the first friend I made here, the Hero finally said, in a voice that was muffled by more than his own arms.

Im sorry.

We sat together in silence.