4.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Handout

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4.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Handout

Sneppit had never let me down yet.

Granted, much of the relative peace and tranquility of the next day was due to Minifrits supervision, and her willingness to consult with the leadership of the two tribes to determine the best ways to keep the peace. It was tense around the fortress, but no incidents ensued by the time I had to embark for Gwyllthean. Well, no incidents worth noting; several people snapped at Velaven as she attempted to pursue her project. That was how I learned the catfolk didnt like her one bit more than the humans, and for exactly the same reason.

It was Sneppit who got credit for getting the trams running, though. The whole network was still being rebuilt and would be for a while, but as promised she had prioritized the specific lines needed to get between North Watch and Gwyllthean. It would be a longer ride back as the tunnel following the air currents which propelled those trams looped all the way north around the island, but the ride itself from the Fallencourt terminal to its counterpart under the city was barely ten minutes. It had taken a lot longer to walk to the station from the fortress.

It was almost enough to make me angry about all the time Id spent hiking back and forth across this damn island.

Whew, thats a relief, Zui said cheerfully as we strode toward the guarded exit to the city above. But hey, it worked! I guess that was as good a test of the new tracks as any.

Aster and I both missed a step before recovering. It was Aster who voiced the obvious.

Oh, fuck off, Zui. Theres no way Sneppit would let that thing run without getting tested first.

Zui turned to give us both a big, shit-eating grin, and it was a testament to how used to goblins I was getting that I wanted to kick those sharklike teeth rather than retreat from them.

It was interesting to revisit the Short Stack; the last time Id been in this pub, it had been as an outsider, getting my first glimpse into goblin culture and spending most of my energies thwarting their attempts to spy on my business. Now I was returning as the lord of all goblindom on Dount, using the goblin entrance. Which was mostly significant in that I had to duck to get through; if youve seen one tunnel into a basement, youve seen them all.

Also, my old theory was only partially correct. Miss Sneppits headquarters was not directly under this pub, but it was a relatively short tunnel hike away beneath the very outskirts of Gwyllthean to the northeast. It was fascinating, getting a passing look at the goblins defensesboth the checkpoints set up under my authority and their original system in place due to this being the Kingsguards usual point of entry when they decided to raid the tunnels. Whole sections of tunnel were rigged to be blocked by debris at the pull of a lever, including the ones leading to Sneppits place, funneling intruders into more dangerous areas with less habitation.

More and more I felt like my recruitment of the goblins and their ingenuity was going to be the defining achievement of my entire Dark Crusade.

Welcome back, Lord Seiji, said Gizmit upon meeting us in the pubs basement. I hear youve had a very successful few days with the local tribes.

Now, how the hell are you up to date on that? Aster demanded.

Gizmit favored us with one of her rare little smiles. Information didnt travel as fast with the trams down, but its not as if contact was cut off. Id be a poor pick for this job if I didnt keep abreast of important developments. The cats and the wolves, now? Impressive work, Lord Seiji.

Thanks, but theres a limit to how much credit I can take. I was just capitalizing on unexpected events.

That is what makes it impressive. Any idiot can wring a victory out of a situation theyve set up and controlled from the start. But, you didnt come here to have your butt kissed and I dont care for the flavor, so lets move along. Ive got a secure room nearby where you can be briefed; no listening holes, unlike all the above-ground rooms in this place.

Perfect, lead on.

Im amazed theres a structure in the Gutters that has an underground section, Aster muttered as Gizmit conducted us down a short hallway and through a door. Never mind cultural taboos, arent you worried about flooding?

The canal walls are pretty solid, said Zui, pulling the door shut behind us. Pre-Fflyr construction, and actually maintained, believe it or not. Also, this is goblin architecture, meaning it was built properly. These walls are watertight.Visit no(v)eLb(i)n.com for the best novel reading experience

And secure as she says, Biribo? I prompted.

Looks good, boss. The ceiling is solid and theres nobody in the room directly above us. The hall out theres empty, and so is the next room overwith no listening holes in either walland its solid dirt and rock on every other side.

Perfect. Sorry, Gizmit, not to doubt you or anything

You will never hear me complain about appropriate caution, Lord Seiji, she assured me. Now then, to business. This shouldnt be a long meeting, depending on how many details you want, becauseat the risk of tempting the goddessesthe news is all good.

Thats a nice change of pace, I said approvingly. Go on.

Ill start with the bit that I thinkll make you happiest, which may not be optimal storytelling technique but youll just be grumpy if I keep it from you any longer. Ive so far found two of Lady Grays secret stashes in the Gutters, and I have leads on several more.

You foundwait. She had secret stashes?

Gizmit nodded. She wasnt one to keep all her coins in one pouch, metaphorically or literally.

On top of everything else Ive had you doing this week? Now thats quick work, Gizmit.

Well, I wasnt starting from scratch. Ive known the location of one for years, but I left it strictly alone while Gray was alive. And and also later, while the Gutters gangs were going through a power shakeup. Nothing in there couldve been worth the risk of setting Gwylltheans underworld against goblins. But that was then and youre in charge now, so I dug into it at the first opportunity. Just currency and some paperwork in therewhich I used to find another, which seems to have been one of Grays personal stashes. That was a goldmine, if relatively small. Documents that will aid in finding more, as well as in tracking the movements of Clan Olumnach and other players on Dount, more wealth in the form of expensive jewelry and art rather than liquid currency And best of all, things for you to use personally.

Smiling with open smugness, she reached inside her duster and pulled out a narrow, flattish box from one of its large concealed pockets, and held it out to me.

Several minor artifacts, whose function I havent determined. Biribo should be able to tell you what they do. They are secured; I didnt want to carry too many valuables around the city with me, just in case, but I knew youd want to get your hands on these as soon as possible.

Oh, fuck yes I do, I breathed, having just opened the box.

Within, slightly smashed from their normal cylindrical shape but none the worse for wear, were spell scrolls. Two of them.

Finally!

Gizmit, you are my new favorite goblin! I crowed, already snapping the ribbon and unrolling one. You hear that, Zui? You are officially on notice.

She nodded. Moving on from that, Ill need your go-ahead and/or personal intervention on the next forward operations I recommend. To begin with, you probably already know this, but its going to be vital to our plans in the city to maintain and if possible improve your relationship with Captain Norovena.

That was one of my purposes in visiting town, I said, though chatting with the Captain was a lower priority

I would advise making it a higher one, Lord Seiji, she said seriously. Norovena is a corrupt man, yes, but dont make the mistake of assuming thats all there is to him. He is trying as best he can to maintain ordertrying in something like good faith. That might be a contradiction in a different country, but in Fflyr Dlemathlys, the fact is that an incorruptible man could not do his job. Keeping the Kingsguard at minimum off our backs and at best actively willing to cooperate with us will be absolutely essential. To do that, youll need to keep Norovena convinced that your association is not only personally profitable to him, but in the overall best interests of the peace and order on Dount. In that you have a big advantage over the likes of Olumnach or Gray, since you actually intend to do that and are in fact making some headway.

Thatsinteresting, I mused, frowning. Youre sure about your assessment of the man?

If I were in any way unsure, Id have said that first, she replied with subdued irritation.

Sorry, Gizmit, not to question your competence. I just hadnt observed Well, then again, perhaps I havent exactly been in a position to see into the mans heart.

I havent either, but Ive taken pains to study up on his history and monitor his actions, as best I can from a safe distance. The Kingsguard and Kings Guild are among the organizations I dont advise attempting to watch too directly, as they have inherent defenses against people lurking around them, but fortunately both are vulnerable to infiltration. Meanwhile, leveraging your established relationship with the captain of the former would be a massive asset until I can groom some acceptable prospects to seed in their ranks.

All right, makes sense. Ill bump him up my priority list.

Very good, Lord Seiji. The other major recommendation I have concerns the Auldmaer Company, which I presume you were also planning to visit on this trip.

I was. In addition to just checking in with Master Auldmaer, we need to discuss an update to our financial arrangements. Sneppits got a new business plan which will require us to turn our various ill-gotten gains into liquid currency, as opposed to having him turn our currency into raw materials the way weve been doing.

Hm. She tilted her head, considering. I see why the changes to the organization would make that a good move. Let me guess, Sneppit found out that nobody except herself, me, and Youda was drawing a salary? What did she throw at you?

Its called communism, I explained in utter solemnity. We have nothing to lose but our chains!

Gizmit looked questioningly at Aster, who shook her head.

Right, well, anyway. That will probably go over well; it should be easier and more profitable for Auldmaer to do than the previous arrangement. Good, thatll put him in a receptive mood. I believe, Lord Seiji, it will become necessary to advance our influence through mercantile operations in Gwyllthean, which means gaining fingerholds in other companies and solidifying our grip on Auldmaer. This should be done in a way which profits him as much as we reasonably can; it is a bad idea to mistreat ones loyal allies for a whole host of reasons. To that end, I wish to plant an agent in his company. Openly, posed as a request from yourself to Auldmaer.

Interesting, I mused. Go on?

He wont be surprised that youre keeping an eye on him; thats to be expected in this kind of relationship. Doing so openly rather than behind his back will increase trust and goodwill. Specifically, I would like to have him hire on one of Nazralinds noblewoman friends.

Hang on, now, Aster interjected. Those girls are all wanted criminals. Putting one openly in a job in the middle ring is asking for a disaster!

It depends on which one, Gizmit explained. As for the criminals part, it may be an open secret who that gang of rebel agitators out east was, but no one can afford to admit it. In a country with effective police and actual investigative ability, I wouldnt risk it, but this is Fflyr Dlemathlys. Worseor better, in this caseits Dount. The only actual risk is that some of the girls would be seized and dragged home by their families if seen in public, but only some. Several of them have been legally disowned.

She turned her focus to me directly as she continued.

Nazralind can probably explain the details better than I, and in fact she should be the one to suggest candidates, but the upshot is that for a young disowned highborn girl, landing a cushy job at a legitimate trading company is basically a best-case scenario. No one in polite society will question that, theyll just relish having someone new to look down their noses at. Whats more, having a pretty noblewoman in a customer-facing position, disowned or no, will be a social asset Auldmaer will be able to leverage for significant advantage, both politically and economically. He will love this idea. Additionally, she added, I want to place a discreet watch around his company operations. Both to be able to keep an eye on what hes doing without depending on the asset weve placed there openly, to whom he will feed misinformation if he intends to deceive us, and to ensure that our girl has an escape route and backup available if something goes wrong.

Slowly, I nodded. I follow you. Hm All right, its a good plan, I like the sound of it. Excellent work, Gizmit. Bring that up with Nazralind as well. You are planning to return to North Watch, as we discussed?

I want to accompany Zui today as we check in with the goblin assets were positioning throughout the Gutters, but after that, yes. Now that the tram line is running, its less critical for me to be out here, and North Watch is a more secure position from which to base my activities.

Good. Youve done excellent work here, Gizmit, and now Im afraid Im about to give you more.

She raised an eyebrow.

I have put Velaven in charge of forming and training a squad of shadow scouts, I explained. This ismostly a means of training her to behave according to our organizations standards, though I do also want shadow scouts. But while shes doing that, I would like someone keeping an eye on her and on this unit as it develops.

You dont trust her, Gizmit said quietly.

Its not so much that I dont trust heralthough, no, I dontas that this in particular seems like a risk. Ive handed her the ideal opportunity to begin forming a counter-resistance within my organization, exactly as she did in Jadraks. Seeing what she does with that opportunity will do a lot to help me gauge how much I can trust her. But Im not stupid enough to let that unfold without an eye kept on it.

My eye, you mean.

More than yours, dont get me wrong. Minifrit and Sneppit are both watching over this at my request, and Velaven is reporting directly to Aster on the matter. But when it comes to skullduggery Yours are the most competent eyes, Giz.

Which means Velaven will see me coming a limn away, she mused, but then a slow, vulpine smile spread across her features. Interesting. Its been a while since I had a real partner to play brain checkers with. Very good, Lord Seiji, Ill make sure totest her skills and my own.

Politely, I reminded her. Velavens not to be treated as an enemy unless she gives some indication that she should.

Uh, yeah, boss, I was gonna say, Biribo chimed in. Given her position, I really dont think shes likely to turn against you.

I agree, I said. I understand the fix shes in, and what I mean to her. It isnt that, exactly. Its more that Velaven, as smart as she is, has shown herself not quite as smart as she thinks she is, and she tends to do squirrelly bullshit when left unsupervised. I just feel better with somebody looking over her shoulder.

Well, Im a little closer to her knees, but I take your meaning, my lord, Gizmit said, smirking.

Good. Good meetingand good work, Gizmit. All right, now I just need to come up with an excuse to drop in on Captain Norovena thats urgent enough to get me in there without making it seem urgent.

As usual, Im way ahead of you, my spymaster announced, grinning. Ive brought you another present from Lady Grays little treasure chest, Lord Seiji, in anticipation of exactly that need. I think thisll be just the ticket.