4.36 In Which the Dark Lord Weaves a Tangled Web

4.36 In Which the Dark Lord Weaves a Tangled Web

Nothing like a week spent trudging through the snow to make you appreciate an actual transportation system. The whole network wasnt yet back to full functionality but fortunately there was a working line that stopped close to Caer Ardyllen, so barely an hour after my meeting with the squirrels, I was back in North Watch, sitting at my conference table with a cup of steaming blood tea and my command staff assembled. God, I loved goblins. Especially their trams.

Zhylvren and Vylkher were also impressed by the trams, as well as Kzidnak in general as we passed through. A bit less so by Ydleth, who had met us at the underworld entrance with my artifacts and a quick update from Sneppitin short, things were under control, but management was having to work hard to defuse the sudden tension within the organization that had come from the swift incorporation of the cat and wolf tribes. Something told me the squirrels were not going to help with that; I was very glad Id decided to just bring a couple of representatives to look around and send the rest back to their village for now. Also, Zhylvrens expression when Ydleth asked to pet her tail was a work of art. If anyone could be counted on to flap the unflappable, it was our Ydleth.

Oh, that is just demented, Sneppit complained once I had brought everyone up to speed. And I dont mean the absolutely psychotic cruelty of it, thats just Caludon being his usual fucked up self. Why the fuck would he set it up this way?! Auditors in every Clan hold, sure, you probably cant trust them to self-report on something like this. But redistributing resources from every different location, progressively at the outcome of every game, having to arrange She actually grabbed at her own head in confused frustration. Its logistical suicide! A fucking nightmare! Just recover the supplies and distribute them as needed from a central location! What is that idiot doing?!

The expectation of enemy action creates additional pressures that conventional logistics may not be suitable to counter, Velaven said, her calm demeanor a counterpoint to Sneppits agitation. If the supplies are moved to a central location, then that locationor, more likely, the transit route to and from itis vulnerable to attack. The benefit of an over-complicated, multiply redundant system is that it has no single point of failure for an enemy to strike.

While Im sure thats true, Uncle Caludon isnt a strategic thinker, said Nazralind. Wait, thats not what I mean, okay, he is a strategic thinker, hes very good at board games and such. But his motives arent strategic. He is doing this to force Lord Seiji to engage with him, constantly, all over Dount, all winter long. The fact that its putting a massive burden of inconvenience on every single Clan and also his own administrators is just cream atop the cake to him. Im sure hes not blind to the strategic benefit this gives him, but never forget hes not going to approach this the way a sane person would.

She turned to meet my eyes directly, her expression intent and haunted.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

Caludon likes his games, but he doesnt want to win them. He just wants to make sure everyone else has a miserable time.

A glum pause ensued while everyone digested that, the only sound the soft scratch of Ydleths pencil from where she was taking minutes in the corner. I glanced around at the grim expressionsgrim, and in the case of our beastfolk representatives, profoundly alarmed. Djast, Rath Kadora, and Zhylvren were sitting in on the council as the voice of their respective tribes, and it seemed they were acquainted with Fflyr cruelty mostly as an abstract fact of life, not in the extreme embodied by Archlord Caludon. I knew very well the impact his sadism could have on a person when revealed to them for the first time. Hearing about the winter games had visibly shocked all three.

Naz, I said slowly, explain something to me. Why the hell hasnt anyone killed his ass? And dont tell me about the Convocations prohibition on spilling highborn blood, I was willing to accept that explanation before I met the guy in person. Assassination isnt socially acceptable anywhere, but people much less dangerous than Caludon get taken out all the time. A ruler like that just isnttolerable. Eventually someone would snap. Probably one of his household staff, if the rest of the highborn are too gutless.

I dont think you appreciate how extreme the punishment is for a lowborn who murders a highborn, Aster said quietly. It only ends with their own drawn-out, horrible execution. Their entire family would be purged and them forced to watch first. Possibly their acquaintances, even their whole village The specifics vary, but its enough to dissuade anyone remotely sane.

The thing is Nazralind sighed and looked down at the table. Its the same as the reason for basically everything else about this country: were kept this way because greater powers than ourselves find it useful. The first time a Highlord, let alone an Archlord, is assassinated and the guilty party not swiftly found and punished, Fflyr Dlemathlys will tear itself into a hundred minuscule warring kingdoms within two weeks. And that would be extremely bad for Godspires monopoly on the northern trade route, not to mention Lancors interest in keeping a subordinate client state on its border. So the two finest intelligence agencies on the archipelago have free reign throughout Dlemathlys, simultaneously eliminating any prospect of the Fflyr organizing into a stronger country and propping up the system that exists. Highborn do get assassinated from time to timeand the Radiant Convocation produces conclusive evidence of a rival Clans guilt within days, so the Clan in question is stripped of noble status. We all politely pretend they have the Goddesss own providence ensuring justice and dont acknowledge who actually does the investigation and tips them off, as if we dont know.

Fuck. It was just as the man himself said: literally everyone hated Caludon Aelthwyn, but no one was willing to do anything about it. He was too useful to the powerful and the implications of his removal were too frightening to those below him.

Soft power, I whispered. Its all soft power. I could personally walk into Gwyllthean and raze Caer Aelthwyn off the map with my brain, except I cant because pulling any thread that hard collapses the entire deranged spider web and wed be fighting the whole Lancor Empire within the week! So now I have to go play Robin Hood with this rabid dog of an elf. And not one of the cool Robin Hoods, Im gonna end up as the Disney cartoon version with the talking animals, I just know it.

Leaving aside whatever any of that means, said Minifrit, you have in fact done extremely well at gathering soft power, Lord Seiji. Its just that were in the position of comparing the result of a few months work to systems which have been built up over centuries. Thisits a fight I believe you could win on Caludons own terms, in a few years.

Its not in a few years, Min, I said, exasperated. Its now, and were fucked.

Youre not wrong, but neither is she, said Aster. Well deal with it, somehow. Dont despair, Lord Seiji, we are building something better. Bit by bit; its going to take time, and none of us ever thought the process would be smooth.

Theresa loophole, Nazralind whispered.

One look at her expression and I decided not to push it, just waiting for her to continue. Fortunately, everyone else seemed to come to the same conclusion.

Any Clan which deliberately spills the blood of fellow highborn is considered bereft of the Goddesss grace and will be stripped of their highborn status by the Convocation. Thatincludes their own blood. This provision isnt invoked every time; usually violence within a family is left to that family to handle, as a courtesy. However, if Archlord Caludon were to be murdered by a member of Clan Aelthwyn, the Radiant Convocation has the option of declaring them anathema and removing the entire family from power. And Lets face it, the Convocation and in particular our local Archbishop hates him. Given the option

I leaned back in my chair, studying her. Thatchanges a lot, yes. I can see how this would be a fraught prospect for you, Naz.

Oh, thats not it, she replied with a bitter little laugh. Let me put it this way: removing Caludon is the most important thing, but if you send me to do it, Im going to insist on taking out Aunt Naz too. The entire world just needs to not have those two twisted freaks in it any longer. The problem is Well, I think Gizmit can explain better than I can.

She turned to the goblin in question, who nodded and turned to me.

Not all of our highborn have been disowned by their families, Lord Seiji; some of their Clans still have active retrieval efforts ongoing. Nothing I cant easily deal with, dont worry. Its only been an issue as of this week, as theyve had agents hovering around the Auldmaer Company trying to press information out of our girl Milennid. Auldmaer has handled that extremely well, shaming them into ordering some of his expensive shit instead of forcing a confrontation. Smart guy; he thinks like a goblin. What is important here is that you should not mistake an overall lack of focused effort for the highborn on Dount not knowing exactly who those girls are, and roughly what happened to them. They are deliberately keeping it quiet for the sake of their own reputations, and because the girls in question havent been drawing attention to themselves. But they were known to be engaged in banditry and sedition, and then disappeared. If their ringleader pops up again and takes out the Archlord right after he goes out of his way to force a confrontation with you

Then, I finished, the Clans and everyone fucking else will realize that Dounts highly effective new crime lord is working with a group of rebel highborn with a taste for insurrection. Fuck. Thatll bring Fflyrdylle down on us, with all the Kings Guild and the Convocation. Okay. Not to mention those foreign intelligence agencies Id just been warned about. I ran a hand over my face. Thats still an important piece of the puzzle. Thanks for the information, Naz, and for, uh, volunteering. It sounds like we cant afford to hang all our hopes on that option, but depending on how everything else lines up, it might still beon the table.

She nodded, expression darkly resolute. Ill do more than volunteer. If it comes down to physically taking out my uncle and there is not a specific reason I cant Im claiming the privilege.

They what? Rath Kadora exclaimed. Zhylvren wrinkled her nose, reaching up to comfortingly pat her squirrel familiar.

Were going to catch him some zombies to play with. In a perfect world well soon have their actual creator to compare notes with him, but sheslets just say, not the most reasonable person Ive ever met.

Aster snorted loudly.

And, I continued, I am unwilling to bank on the witch of the forest being cooperative. I want to know everything about those slimes and how they work that Youda can reverse-engineer. Which leads me to your second project: I need a containment system to capture and transport zombies.

So, a cage? Kasser said dryly. Actually, nothey dont need to breathe and we do not want those filthy things reaching through bars at people. So you want me to build a box? I think I can manage that.

Its not gonna be that simple, smartass. I need this box to be transportable, not only through Kzidnak corridors but through the deep forest where the actual zombies are.

Okay, thats more of a challenge, he mused, frowning. Wheelsll work in Kzidnak, but out there Shit, this is gonna require manpower, Lord Seiji. I cant see any solution that doesnt involve strong people picking thiscontainment system up and carrying it.

Call upon my people, Rath Kadora said, thumping his own chest with one fist. We are the largest of those under your command, Dark Lord. And we are eager for some retribution against those shambling horrors.

You heard the man, Kasser, I said approvingly.

So, a box with wheels and carrying poles, he said, ostentatiously solemn. Sneppit, I may need to requisition additional resources and personnel.

She rolled her eyes and ignored him, fortunately unable to see Ydleth grinning as she scribbled notes. I wasnt a hundred percent sure why Sneppit insisted on having her assistant take minutes of these meetings, but Sneppit had so far never failed to know what she was doing and it was my policy not to meddle with her instructions.

The other thing, I said, is for Zeckl. Inform her I can now summon lightning slimes.

Kasser leaned forward, suddenly interested and not at all jocular. Did you say lightning

So I need her to rig up something that can safely contain an electrified slime while using it as a power source. Basically any kind of waterproof non-conductive container with a metal rod stuck in it. Somewhat more complicated, Ill need her to put together a containment system we can use to breed and move the things around, longer-term; I want living batteries that dont require me to individually summon them. Tell her to be careful and ask me if she needs a refresher on what materials do and dont conduct electricity.

Oh, shes gonna be bouncing off the ceiling, Kasser muttered. Thisll advance goblin engineering almost as much as the truck.

Tomorrow I will deal with the Clans I can deal with, I continued. The day after, we move on Khariss. Biribo, I know you sensed the goblin tunnels we passed over on our way there and back; if I have Sneppit bring you a map of the underground in that part of the island, can you cross-reference it and find us the nearest tunnel exit to the zombie village?

Piece o cake, boss. I think I mayve already spotted it on the way there, but checking a map would be a good idea before we commit to anything. I wasnt exactly conducting a detailed survey.

Ill get on that as soon as were done here, Sneppit promised. Youll have your map within the hour, Lord Seiji.

Perfect. Aster, put together a force to move into the village. Our objectives are threefold: we are going to capture enough zombies for Youda and his team to experiment on, kill the shit out of the rest of them, and gently persuade Khariss to join our merry band.

Am I alone in seeing a slight contradiction there? Zui asked pointedly.

I fully intend to be as calm, kind, and considerate with Khariss as I possibly can, I stated, which I very much fear is going to be not fucking very. After everything weve learned I have a lot of sympathy for her, but the fact remains she is crazy from decades of isolation, shes been making zombies and failing to properly contain them for most of that time, and I dont even know what she was doing with that bandit gang that caused them to go cannibal but apparently that happened more than once.

More than ten times, across the years, Zhylvren chimed in. They tend not to last long once they reach that point. But more than half the human groups who had any consistent commerce with her turned to it in the end.

My own people kept a careful watch on the most recent group, the one you wiped out, Djast added. We never saw evidence of any fell magicI have always suspected that it was just the mental effect of trafficking in human body parts that caused them to start seeing people as meat.

Right, whatever, I agreed impatiently. She may be a misunderstood little vampire cinnamon roll, but shes got some shit to answer for. Since weve all got shit to answer for I dont mean to be excessively hard on her, but Im not going to coddle her undead ass either. Her nonsense cost the wolf tribe their home, just for fucking starters. I intend to negotiate with Khariss in good faith, after I have made it explicitly clear to her that the alternative is I blast her fucking house to kindling around her pointed ears. Aster, in addition to a larger force with heavy weapons to deal with the undead, I would like a smaller one representing the full diversity of the Dark Crusade. This elf knew and fought with Yomiko; Im hoping the reminder will shake some sense into her. That necessarily means Nazralind and Velaven, but Ill leave the rest of the assignments to you.

Aster nodded. I think I know just the people for the job.

Then unless anyone else has more business, were done here. Make your preparations and rest up while you can, people. As soon as everythings in position, we go to war.