4.43 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Make the Rules

4.43 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Make the Rules

You summoned me, Dark Lord?

The great hall was a lot busier now, with my people slowly spreading through the place, taking stock under strict orders not to touch any of Kharisss personal possessions or alchemical equipment, or mess with the spiders. Scary as the spiders were, their shy demeanor tended to defuse a lot of the tension their appearance caused. Wed returned from our chat in the parlor to find Nazralind trying to pet one.

Now, Rath Kadora had just strode up in response to my request for his presence, looking unruffled by all this as he always did. Hed given the nearest necrospider only a single looka look which had caused it to scurry away up the stairs as fast as its eight legs could skitter.

Ah, yes, I said. Rath Kadora, chieftain of the wolf tribe, I would like you to meet Khariss Gwylhaithe, the witch of the deep forest. She has something to say to you.

The towering wolfman raised one eyebrow. Oh?

I waited for a moment, then sighed. Khariss. Now, please.

Slowly, she poked her disheveled head out from behind me and mumbled something so indistinct even I couldnt make it out.

Speak up, girl, Rath Kadora ordered, causing her to flinch. He hadnt been especially curt, but nor was he making an effort to be friendly. Nor would I, in his position.

I It came out as barely a croak. The vampire swallowed heavily and tried again, with just enough force to actually be audible. m sorry.

This time, both of his eyebrows rose. Youre sorry?

Aboutyour village. She was clearly struggling to push out every word, not to mention gripping my coat as if it was the only thing holding her upright. Still, she kept going. Themy undead. They werentsupposed tobe outside. It was an accident. Ihave walls up, butthey broke. I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Imsorry.

She ducked back again; I couldnt tell from my angle whether she was hiding her eyes behind my shoulder or peeking up at him over it, and neither would have surprised me. Rath Kadora stared incredulously down at the top of her head for a long moment.

With the passing seconds, I started to worry. Zhylvren had been spot on: Khariss was in deep denial about a lot of stuff, and it had been something of an undertaking to make her acknowledge that letting the results of a hundred and fifty years of necromantic experimentation just wander around behind barely-maintained village walls was the kind of thing that would lead to consequences. I hadnt even broached the topic of her bandit gangs, because I did not want to deal with the meltdown that would ensue when someone forced her to realize that by inciting bandits to bring her corpses she had definitely gotten a shit ton of people murdered. I knew firsthand that kind of thing was not easy to grapple with, and I was a lot less emotionally fragile than Khariss. Right now, it occurred to me that it might have been wiser to prep Rath Kadora for this conversation. If he went off on her like he had a perfect right to, she was liable to have some kind of episode.

Finally, though, he grunted. Very well. I accept your apology. I will expect you to assist in repairing and resupplying us. The Dark Lord can decide how best to use your abilities.

Khariss peeked over me and then ducked back down again. I could feel her quivering.

I appreciate your graciousness, Rath Kadora, I said, in lieu of her doing it because lets face it, that was not happening.

He grunted again. There are times when a grudge is worthwhile, and times when it is not. I have the strong impression that exacting any further revenge upon this creature would be inherently dishonorable.

Good call, I agreed. Khariss, no one is going to hurt you. Can you please let go?

What if they yell at me? she squeaked.

Jesus H. donkey fucking Christ.

Half an hour ago you were standing proud in this hall like a warrior queen, I said, marshaling every last dreg of my patience. What happened to your spine, woman?

I was angry, she whispered. That makes it a lot easier.

Well, Lord Seiji certainly understands about that, Aster commented. Mistress Gwylhaithe, you really do need to let go of him. And stop hiding in general.

Consider it practice, Zui added.

I felt the weight behind me shift as the vampire turned to peek at Zui. Practice for what? I just want to work in my lab. If I have to work with people, they can stay outside.

I was already regretting promising that nobody was going to hurt her. Somebody absolutely was. Possiblylikelyme.

For when you get Dark Lord Yomiko back, Zui said. Im assuming this is habits formed from a century and a half of isolation were seeing, here. If you were willing to follow the Dark Lord on a campaign into the heart of Lancor, you definitely werent afraid of raised voices back then. We want your Yomiko to see the Khariss she remembers, not some skittering recluse. Right?Follow current novels at novelhall.com)

Khariss drew in a sharp breath, and then I felt the grip on my coat finally release. I seized the opportunity to take a step away and half-turn to bring her into my field of view. The vampire was standing with the ramrod-straight posture and composed expression of someone who was concentrating fully on those things. After a second, though, she turned and nodded at Zui.

Yes. Youre right. Thank you, Miss Zui. I shouldpractice.

That was all the time it took for her to hunch her shoulders and wrap her arms around herself again, but at least she was still upright and talking to us. Baby steps.

Excuse me, Aster said sharply, perhaps I misheard that. Did you say get Dark Lord Yomiko back?

Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, added Nazralind, but shes kind of extremely ohhhhh, with the zombies, yep. Now I get it. Im up to speed.

Wait, Drun Kadora said, stepping bodily into the conversation, can she actually do that?

After consulting our familiars, I answered, the consensus is probably not, and if so, not within any of our lifetimes. As such, I have no objection to Khariss carrying on this project over the long term and even helping her out a bit, if that means having her skills on our team. Not to mention her very large and heavily fortified property which needs a lot of work but once that work is done will be a whole-ass town with its own solid defenses that our enemies mostly dont know exists and would have to hike through limns of khora to reach if they did.

Hey, wait a minute, Khariss interjected, this is my home. I didnt say you could

The Dark Lord is making an extraordinary effort to be accommodating with you, Aster said firmly. That does not change the fact that we are at war, and that you have incited this response by unleashing zombies on the whole damn island. Youre being annexed, Khariss. Start liking it.

Rath Kadora, I said loudly before this could devolve further, whats the status of your village at the moment? Im a bit out of the loop what with recent events.

Thanks to your assistance and supplies, repairs have begun, he answered. Once you sent word of the likelihood of the Kings Guild sending scouts, we scaled back operations, so they are going more slowly than they were. We have outer defenses now that suffice to stop zombies, though I wouldnt trust them against a worthy foe. Much of the village remains too damaged to inhabit, however. More than half of my people remain in accommodations in Kzidnak. I am told that they have by and large been positively surprised by the comfort, he added, nodding deeply toward Zui. The goblins have been hospitable and most kind neighbors.

How about this, then, I said, turning back to Khariss. We already know a chain of events has been set in motion thatll result in Fflyr forces coming here en masse. Without a lot of help to get this place back into shape, youre going to lose your home entirely. Instead of that, I am asking you to allow us the use of this absolutely enormous space which you really dont need all to yourself. In exchange, we will fix it, both the damage caused by our incursion and the general decay of how youve neglected most of the property for the last hundred and fifty years.

Hey, its immaculate in here! she protested, scowling at me. I havehelpers! Theyre very efficient!

I let the grand pause hang for a moment, just long enough to glance across the encircling faces, taking in the expressions. Not everyone was fully convinced, but I wasnt losing anybody.

And while they are learning that lesson, were also going to be behind their backs, teaching them to treat their people better. We have everything we need to get this done; now we just need to get to work. Any questions?

There was another long pause, and for just a second I dared to think the matter was settled, but then Khariss tremulously raised a hand.

Uh, not about that, she said, ducking her head when I looked inquisitively at her. Its, um. I almost hate to ask, butyou know She swallowed heavily. Im really sorry, I just

Its okay, just ask, Zui encouraged her. Worst that happens is he says no. Lord Seiji isnt going to be any meaner to you than he has to be. Right? she added emphatically, glaring up at me.

I made a mental note to give her no end of shit about that later while I made my expression encouraging for Kharisss benefit. Of course. I told you, Khariss, I do my best to look after my people. If you need something, I need you to let me know.

Its just that Im, um. Im really hungry.

Several people immediately backed up a step, which made her flinch, but I couldnt exactly blame them.

I, um. Animal blood juststaves off starvation. And that only works for a while. Im working on a process to produce artificial blood, but itsits not even as good as that, yet. Once in a while I have to get some from a person, oror I get She hunched even lower, staring at the floor. Nobody wants to see that.

We will take your word for it, Drun Kadora declared.

You neednt, said Zhylvren. My people keep long memories. I can assure you that starving the vampire is a very bad idea.

I dont want to be a bother, Khariss whispered. Its justI thoughtif Im gonna be around people a lotmaybesomebody?

Wellhell, that makes sense, I agreed after a moments consideration.

You want to feed people to the vampire? Rath Kadora rumbled.

Dont be ridiculous, she obviously knows how to take just a little bit from a person, I said. Thats the arrangement she made with her bandit gangs and occasionally the squirrel tribe. Right?

Yes, right, Khariss said, nodding emphatically.

So, sure, I said with a shrug. Itll obviously be on a volunteer basis only, I am not going to order anybody to open a vein unless its in combat. But youre a master alchemist, Khariss, Im sure youve got potions and powders people would be more than happy to trade a little blood for. Weve got plenty of folks who might be interested. So long as you dont stick your fangs in anyone unwilling, you have my permission to do whatever business you need to among the Crusade.

Hell, I know way too many goblins whod take that deal, Zui commented.

No goblins! Khariss exclaimed.

Zuis eyes narrowed to very pretty slits. Oh? Got a problem with goblins? Cos Ill tell you up front, this organization has rules about that.

What? No, no, goblins are fine, just Khariss dry-washed her hands together, slouching and generally making herself a portrait of awkwardness. Too small. Taking enough blood to be worth making an incision would be dangerous. Need someone, um, full-sized. I know how to drink enough to kill the pangs and not make them too sick. Blood loss isit can be rough.

Oh. Zui frowned. Hm, yeah. Thats a point.

Hey, Lord Seiji, Nazralind said suddenly. That Heal spell of yours remedies blood loss, doesnt it?

Yes, it does, I said. Which I am still pissed about. Obviously its capable of overriding the conservation of mass on the fly, so why the fuck will it only replace bodily fluids and not regrow limbs? Fucking arbitrary, ridiculous terms and conditions

WaitHeal? You can do that? Khariss looked up at me, wide-eyed. Withwith that I could

Khariss, I said thoughtfully, have you ever actually had enough sustenance since you became a vampire?

She looked away again, suddenly glum. Acouple times. By accident. It wasbad. It was very bad. I mean, it was good, butnot worth it.

So blood of any kind will work in a pinch, but to be properly fed it needs to be from a person, and ideally fresh from the vein, I said. See, people, this is what Im talking about. Magic and its fucking fine print, who makes up these rules? Dont answer that, Ive met them. Any other important details, Khariss?

Wellany person will be fine, as long as its a person. Thatsthats really all I need. But, um, once in a while She swallowed heavily again. Ifits best if And its not super important! I can do without. But itll really give me the most strength and keep the hunger at bay longest if its frommy own kind.

She was very deliberately not looking at Nazralind.

Yep, I had a feeling thats where this was heading, Naz said resignedly.

Does it need to be a light elf, or either kind? Velaven asked. There are a number of magical effects which interact differently with the two races, but also others which draw only a distinction between elves and other types of people.

Interesting, Zhylvren murmured. I did not know either of those things.

I, uhIm notsure, Khariss admitted. Ive never tried Um, dark elves dont come here.

Theyre really missing out, Zui said dryly.

All right, well, sure, I dont mind. Nazralind shrugged off her quiver, and pulled her jacket and hair aside, tilting her head to bare the nape of her neck. I always say Im open to new experiences, and I say that in the full awareness of how it might bite me on the ass at any moment. As long as Lord Seijis ready with that Heal, I dont mind helping out.

Khariss stared blankly at her. what are you doing?

Nazralind was left standing there awkwardly baring her neck, glancing back and forth between me and Khariss. Umisnt this what you said, Lord Seiji? They bite the neck and

Are you crazy? Khariss burst out, aghast. Do you know how dangerous neck wounds are?! Look, here! She pulled up her own sleeve, patting a spot just above her elbow. This is the best place! A good vein near the surface but not one that youll bleed out from unless, umwell, something goes wrong.

Everyone turned to stare accusingly at me.

Its magic! I snapped. What was I just saying about that? I dont make the rules!