"I thought he was confused at first."
"But after seeing a lot of doctors, they all said that he didn't have mental illness at all," he said helplessly
"Uncle, let him drink first! Don't leave until the banquet is over. I'll check it for him. "
I listened to the big man's words completely on the edge, and thought that the little flat head must have been tangled in dirty things.
First of all, how can a person who does not drink suddenly have a strong interest in wine and become uncomfortable without drinking.
Secondly, even if he really wants to drink, is it normal to drink wine as cold water without spitting blood?
"Little brother, are you?"
I don't think the big man has enough to drink. He just discussed seniority with my father-in-law. Now he called me little brother. He looked at me in a fog and didn't seem to understand me.
However, the father-in-law quickly responded, echoing: "my son-in-law eats yin-yang food, so he can help to have a look."
After hearing this, the big man screamed and looked at me in some panic: "is little six really running into evil?"
Before the investigation, I was not sure, so I asked him to put his heart down. After the end of the meeting, I would take a chance to try a small flat head.
This kind of wedding banquet is usually to leave after eating. In addition, small flat head just made such a fuss. Before long, everyone withdrew, leaving only small flat head alone.
I gave a light cough, went up and patted the shoulder of the small flat head and said, "brother, I don't think you're enjoying your drink. Why don't we go to another place to drink?"
"That's very kind of you. We'll go wherever you say!"
As soon as Xiao Pingtou heard that I would invite him to drink, his face immediately became happy. Before he finished speaking, he stood up and walked with me.
This is an absolute wine devil. I smiled helplessly and looked at my father-in-law.
My father-in-law saw my mind and said, "go to my house. Let's have a good drink."
Then I came home with a little flat head and a big man. The big man's face was full of melancholy. He kept asking me with his eyes all the way.
I pretended that I didn't see it. I've been gossiping with little Flathead all the time. Three words in this boy's mouth are inseparable from drinking. Give me a feeling that if I can give him a drink, I can make him cry.
After they got home, Yin Xinyue and his mother-in-law were very happy to entertain the guests. After listening to my quiet explanation, their mother-in-law's face was worried. Yin Xinyue rubbed her silver teeth and grabbed my ear and ran back to the bedroom. He shouted angrily, "what's the matter with you? Are you not bothered enough to get such a person at home in the Spring Festival?"
She had a lot of strength in her hand, and her eyes were red and eager to shed tears, which had never happened before. I just realized the particularity of my profession, and felt that it was too abrupt to bring back the small flat head.
But this kind of thing took over and couldn't drive people away. I was at a loss for a while.
Yin Xinyue stares at me for a while, sighs and lowers his voice: "brother Zhang, do you know why I haven't been against you like snow? Because I'm your woman, I will support all your decisions and accompany you through any danger, but my parents are old after all, and later Try not to involve them in such a thing, will you? "
"I'm sorry."
I didn't expect to hurt her so much. I hugged Yin Xinyue and said that I promised you. This is the first and last time.
Just then, a small flat headed voice came from the hall: "where's brother Zhang? He'll send you when he comes!"
"Go ahead, don't drink too much." Crescent reluctantly smiled and helped me to tidy up my clothes.
When I came to the living room, my little flat head had been drunk. My father-in-law and big man were also full of alcohol. When I looked at the bottle, I couldn't help but stare. In such a short time, they even dried half a jin of white wine!
My father-in-law looked at me and said that he drank most of it. In addition to the previous drinks at the banquet, he had drunk at least three or four kilograms of wine, but he was not intoxicated except for his heavy alcohol.
I plan to check the truth again when he is drunk. If he is not drunk, my plan will fail. So I have to quietly signal to my father-in-law and the big man, and three people will toast the little Flathead in turn.
If someone else had begged for mercy, but one of them accepted our three challenges!
After a few laps, the big man couldn't bear it. He fell on the sofa and fell asleep after a while.
"Leave him alone, let's go on."
The small flat head looked at the big man, looked down on his face and said, saying that he politely helped me and my father-in-law pour the wine.
Although father-in-law is not drunk, but after all, he is old. I dare not let him drink too much, so I let little Flathead drink for a while first, and sneak out of the house with father-in-law on the pretext of going out to buy wine.
"These children are very drinkable."
, when he was just leaving the house, make complaints about his way to the black line, then asked me what to do.
I want to ask my father-in-law if he has honey at home. Honey has a hypnotic effect and should make him sleepy.My father-in-law said that there was no bee at home, but someone in the village raised bees, and he hurried out of the house.
I went back to the house and continued to drink with little Flathead. The most annoying thing was that he even drank himself. He had to force me to drink. As long as I showed a little meaning that I couldn't drink, he would change his rhythm in minutes.
When I was about to spit it out, my father-in-law finally came back with two cans of honey and asked me how to use it.
"Give it to me! You go to the bedroom and lie down. "
I looked at the breathless father-in-law and said with some heartache.
The father-in-law nodded, handed me the honey and went to sleep. After I took the honey to the table, the little Flathead asked discontentedly, "brother, what about your father-in-law?"
"He'll be here in a moment. Let's have some of this first."
I passed the honey to him and said with a smile on purpose, "your brother drinks a lot, won't he be counseled when drinking honey?"
"Who said that? I can finish it in one breath."
Small flat head instantly stems the neck to say, then full face doubts of ask me, let him drink honey to do.
I'm afraid that he will see my mind if he drags on. He said that if you don't drink this, I won't drink with you.
He immediately raised the jar to his mouth after listening, and then filled it up with a Gudong. After a while, he drank no more honey.
"Ha ha I'm finished. Let's drink, drink. "
The little flat head wiped the residue on the corners of his mouth and said excitedly, I looked at his round belly and completely covered it.
This NIMA is honey. I'm afraid he will die.
At this stage, I can only give my life to accompany the gentleman. Every drink of it will turn my stomach and my head will become drowsy.
I keep biting the tip of my tongue with my teeth to keep myself from falling down. If I fall asleep before him, it's all for nothing.
Fortunately, after drinking for a while, he spoke more and more slowly, the enthusiasm on his face also dissipated a little bit, and finally fell asleep on the table.
I was so happy that I rushed to the toilet to put my hand in my mouth and forced myself to spit out the wine I had drunk before.
Then I filled a ladle of cold water and rinsed my mouth. I felt that I was in good condition. I looked around the yard and saw a rusty iron chain!
The iron chain is stinking and has some dog hairs. It should have been used to tie the dog in the family before.
The dog happened to be spiritual, which met my needs. I immediately went into the house and tied the little flat head with a chain. Then I carried him to the room where he used to store food. I found two beds of bedding to wash and covered him. At last, I put two bottles of open wine in the corner of the room.
After all this, I climbed into the house specially, and saw that I could see the small flat head on the roof. I was relieved and went back to the room to sleep.
It was eight o'clock in the evening when they woke up. Their father-in-law had already eaten.
Yin Xinyue put the food on the table and said that the big man has gone home. Please take good care of his cousin before leaving.
"Don't worry about me selling his brother?"
I was quite surprised to say that my father-in-law explained that the big man had to be related tomorrow. I nodded and told them to have a rest earlier. No matter what I heard at night, I would not make any noise.
There are already pictures of Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong on the door. There are two door gods. In fact, the common dirty things dare not approach.
But Yin Xinyue's words today moved me. To be on the safe side, I still pasted some talismans on the door and window of the second elder. Then I put on a thick down jacket and climbed up the roof with a blanket.
These days, the weather is very good during the day, and the snow on the ground has melted. It is extremely cold at night. I have to smoke while staring at the small flat head. In order to prevent being found, I dare not even expose the cigarette end.
In this way, I unconsciously stayed up to 12 o'clock!