So, little body got up from the bed, half narrowed his sleepy eyes, put on his shoes, opened the door, and little body staggered out
When I came out of the utility room, I passed a corridor with dim light, as if I saw a room similar to a bathroom. I subconsciously pushed the door and went in -
there was light in the room.
He looked at it several times. Eh, is it swollen? Can't you find anything to pee?
But before he came to his senses, he was in a hurry to urinate. So no matter what happened, he went to a place like a urinal, stood, and habitually opened his trousers?
Yangyang hunhun's brain didn't reflect that he was still wearing that narrow and long skirt at the moment. He tugged at the skirt for a long time, and finally moved it to the waist. Then he opened the pants and took out the small. J -
poop poop
There was a clear sound of urination.
Hoo. Half squinting, finally comfortable
Unexpectedly, the little guy just peed half way, and suddenly he yelled -
"ah Who Bah, bah... "
Just now the servant who brought Yang Yang into the utility room suddenly woke up from his sleep!
A stream of warm water seemed to fall from the sky and sprinkled on the servant's face. The servant choked, "bah, bah, bah Who? Who watered my face... "
The servant thought who was playing a prank and turned on the light while scolding!
PA ~. The room is full of light.
I'm so scared! Open your eyes and have a look -
it turns out that what he entered was not the toilet, but the servant's room just now, but it was uncomfortable when he peed in the middle
The servant fixed his eyes and finally saw the dark figure in front of him!
However, when the servant saw that Yang Yang didn't wear a wig, he still had a black face. However, he lifted up his skirt to show her white legs Little J.J!
The servant seemed to be struck by thunder. He was too shocked to speak! How come this little black girl has a little J.J?!
"Ah, ghost --"
as soon as the servant screamed, his brow wrinkled, and half of his urine was released again -
"ah Bah, bah, bah... " The servant is going crazy!
Yang Yang finally finished urinating and felt comfortable. He slowly pulled up his trousers, put down his skirt, and pulled up his trousers.
This time I finally wake up!
Yang Yang subconsciously touched his short hair, oh, wear, help and wear it!
The servant's face was full of urine. As he wiped his face, he trembled with anger, and his mouth was full of words I, I'm going to tell the second young master So you are a fake Fake You're not a girl Young Master Cheng didn't bring back the black girl Ah It's a little change. State of little. J.J... "
While crying, the servant struggled quickly. During the shock, he didn't take a good look at the face under the dark face, and just climbed to the bedside -
Bang ~.
A dull noise!
The servant felt a buzz in his head, and his body stopped immediately.
Yang Yang silently counted: one, two, three.
Bang ~. The servant wilted by the bed and there was no more sound.
Yang Yang, holding a dog beating electric stick he had caught, knocked out the servant in a hurry. No, it's correct to say that the servant was stunned.
"Cut! It turned out to be so vulnerable... "
But what? Found out
*
in a hurry, Yang Yang trots all the way and stealthily touches and runs back to Cheng Cheng's house.
Chengcheng didn't lock the door, so he slipped in and rushed to the bed. He grabbed Chengcheng and shook him wildly, shouting eagerly -
"Beiming Sicheng wake up, that servant saw me pee..."
Cheng Cheng rubs his eyes. After seeing Yang Yang's black face, he is still a little frightened.
He got up from the bed calmly and said calmly, "what's the matter? It's not a big deal to see you pee. You're so young that people don't need to be responsible for you Ah, wait... "
Cheng Cheng seemed to respond, "you said, the servant saw you - standing to pee?"
"Mm-hmm!" Yang Yang nodded and scratched his head in a hurry. He said innocently, "I, I sleep in a daze I thought the servant's big face was small. Toilet So, I peed on people's faces... "
Cheng Cheng took a cool breath and looked at his brother. "Gu Yangyang, you are a wonderful flower!"
Cheng Cheng knew that Yang Yang was restless and easy to make a mistake, but he didn't expect this guy to make such a big mistake for him so soon
"Short oil, don't sigh! Think of a solution quickly
"What about the servant now?""I knocked you out!"
"You? Can you knock an adult unconscious even with your strength? " Cheng Cheng didn't believe it.
"Hey! Bei Ming Si Cheng, don't look down on me! Although I'm still young, I must be an excellent policeman when I grow up. " Although Yangyang has a lot of vision for the future, he only wants to be a policeman! It's just Who would have guessed that Yang Yang, who had been determined to be a policeman since childhood, became a joke when he grew up
"Dedededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededede Don't give me the wind. Hurry back and put on your wig. There are makeup tools in your schoolbag. Look at you now. The sweat has melted the black on your face... "
"Oh, oh! What about the servant? "
"I'll deal with it now! Go back to your room and don't come out to make trouble for me. Be quiet and wait for me to find you tomorrow! "
"Ah Wu Well, well I knew I was in conflict with the eight characters here... " o(︶︿︶)o
“……” →_ →! Do you know what eight character conflict is?
*
this night, Yang Yang rarely obediently went back to the utility room, snored and fell asleep heartlessly.
As for Cheng Cheng, he can only help Yang Yang to clean up the mess.
Cheng Cheng calls his servant who has been waiting on him all the time. At night, he secretly transports the servant who has been stunned by the electricity out of Beiming's house, and instructs the servant to give him a sum of money when he wakes up, and warns him never to go back to Beiming's house
There are too many servants in the Beiming family. No one cares if there are one or two less.
Even if Dad asks tomorrow, Cheng Cheng will find a trusted servant to replace him. Most of the servants were more loyal to him than to his father who didn't often go back to Beiming.
Cheng Cheng also believes that with his father's arrogant character, he will not remember the servant's face.
The servant, who had been pissed, just disappeared.
Everything is calm again. I don't know it
Cheng Cheng can't help sighing. When can his good brother Yangyang stop making trouble?
*
the next day. The warm sun rose as usual.
In the early morning of Beiming's house, I was as busy as usual.
It's no surprise that the old man and Mrs. Beiming got up early in the morning and learned from the servants that Cheng Cheng had brought a little black girl home last night.
So the two elders hurried to the door of Cheng Cheng's room -
"Cheng Cheng, are you awake? It's grandparents. " Jiang Huixin gently knocked on Cheng Cheng's door.
The old man of Beiming couldn't wait for him. "Cheng Cheng, grandfather knows you're awake. You're a good boy. You're never bad at bed. Come out and tell Grandpa what happened last night? "
After waiting for a while, there was a crack in the door
A small head squeezed out, grinning and saying, "Hi, grandparents, good morning."
The old man of Beiming looked at his grandson's bright smiling face and flashed. It seems that I haven't seen my grandson laugh so happily for a long time.
Jiang Huixin was melted by Sun Tzu's powerful smile. I haven't seen Cheng Cheng so happy for many days. Is it because of that little black girl?
Now, Jiang Huixin became more and more curious: "my dear grandson, did you bring back a little black girl last night? Where is it? Let your grandparents have a look. "
"My grandparents have to promise me not to bully him. He is my good friend, my father promised me to let him play with me before going abroad. I'm going to take him out today. No one of you can stop him! Do you agree? I'll let you see if I promise! If you don't promise Cheng Cheng, you'll never pay attention to your grandparents again. Hum The little guy shrank in the crack of the door and bargained before opening the door.
After hearing these words, master Beiming and Jiang Huixin can't help but open their eyes.
"Hehe, it sounds that Cheng Cheng attaches great importance to this child?" Jiang Huixin can't laugh or cry.
But Beiming didn't have the patience, "stop making trouble, Cheng Cheng, open the door quickly, let grandfather see if you are qualified to be friends with our future heirs first!"
Beiming Zhengtian Beiming Mo is worthy of being father and son, in the treatment of Cheng Cheng to make friends this issue, not surprisingly consistent!
Cheng Cheng and Yang Yang hate being consistent!
"I don't want it! If you don't promise, I won't open the door! " The little guy hid in the crack of the door, with a grin and a roar, "my grandparents are as annoying as my father! Cheng Cheng will die if he sends him abroad without making friends He died alone
When it comes to the word "death", it is a taboo for the elderly.
Beiming's face was stiff. Jiang Huixin shakes his head to the old man and signals him not to embarrass Cheng.
"Well, well, my grandparents promised Cheng Cheng that they would never embarrass your children, would you?" Jiang Huixin smiles and sighs. Cheng Cheng is so stubborn for the first time.
"Well! Grandparents can't eat their words The little guy nodded with satisfaction.Then, he drew his head back and creaked -
all the doors opened -
"dangdangdang! My good friend Hei Mei is on the stage! Blind your eyes! Hey, hey... "
With this horrible improved ad line, when Beiming old man and Jiang Huixin look at the children brought out by their baby grandson They were shocked on the spot!
I saw the little girl with black skin, wearing a small broken flower sun hat, revealing a lot of small braids. It was a typical black girl style.
On the bridge of his nose was a pair of old-fashioned spectacle frames, a big mask and a black style skirt.
He was wearing a pair of gloves.
Who would have thought that his beautiful little grandson would make a good friend with a black girl! Even bring it home
But The little girl is ugly though she can't see the whole picture! At least the dark skin is uncomfortable Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut.
"Cheng Cheng How does she wear a mask? " Jiang Huixin is puzzled.