Jiang's mother screamed: "what's wrong?? Of course not! "
The scream was so harsh that Jiang Xiaobai could only cover his ears with his hand.
"Miss Du, please pay attention to the image!"
Jiang's mother held back her emotion and pressed her face with her hand. She said helplessly, "it's all because of you. I've lost my image."
"Oh, mom, if you don't get angry, you won't lose all your image. And I'm right. I'm usually like this. If I go on a blind date, I must keep my original shape. Otherwise, I'll dress up brightly and vividly. When I get married, I'll be sloppy. I can't scare my family into divorce."
After listening to these words, Jiang's mother rolled her eyes angrily, but after thinking about it, she held back. She was a lady, a woman who paid special attention to her image.
I found that the image of Jiang's proud daughter collapsed.
"Mom, am I right? You see, if I go in this way and the other party takes a blind eye on me, it means that people like the real me. But if I dress up well, people like me hypocritically. Mom, do you want your daughter to find someone who really likes me, or do you just like me who has an empty watch? "
“……” Jiang's mother glanced at Jiang Xiaobai and said with a sneer: "you are right. Don't think I don't know what you are doing. Don't you just want to scare men away with your image? Usually also tidy up, not to frighten me, you are my daughter Du Xiaoyu, I still have self-confidence
Jiang Xiaobai sighed bitterly, "all men in the world love beautiful skin bags, but even if your daughter inherits your blood, this skin bag is not permanent. You're the only one who didn't like me when I married you? "
Jiang Mu: "I'm not sure."
Mentioning Xiaobai's father, Du Xiaoyu was angry. He thought how excellent she was when she was young, and how many men followed her. What happened? Xiaobai's father is just like a bookworm. When his friend asked him if she was good-looking, he grabbed his head and said it was OK.
OK?
At the beginning, Du Xiaoyu was a school flower in the school. In Xiaobai's father's eyes, he was just OK? But she also likes this kind of nerd, because that nerd will come to her in the heavy rain at 12 o'clock at night, just to send her an umbrella. After that, she has to leave foolishly.
For the first time, Du Xiaoyu was moved, and then they were together.
After that, Du Xiaoyu asked Jiang Xiaobai's father why he had come to give him an umbrella because he liked himself?
As a result, Jiang Xiaobai's father actually said no. he just thought it was pathetic for her to have no umbrella in the rainy night, so
Du Xiaoyu was so angry that she almost broke up at that time, because she found that she was being amorous. How many of her pursuers were there? Why be with someone who doesn't like her?
Fortunately, later, wood became enlightened and retained her for a long time, saying that she admired her talent and so on.
Jiang Xiaobai talked about it with relish. Later, he even wrote a single short story, and the sales volume was OK.
"It can be seen how precious a man like my father is, a man who braves the heavy rain to send you an umbrella without any destination. I'm afraid there will be no other man in the world."
“……”
Jiang's mother is very angry, because she thinks Jiang Xiaobai is right, and she has no reason to refute.
After all, after so many years of marriage, Jiang's mother has been completely spoiled. She doesn't have to do any work. She just needs to be responsible for her beautiful appearance.
Jiang Xiaobai knew that this was a move to Jiang's mother, and he put his arms around her with a smile: "Mom, if only I could be as lucky as you and find a man like your father, the man who really likes you would not care what you look like, so it's not wrong for me to dress ordinary to go on a blind date, right?"
"Ha ha." Jiang's mother sneered: "don't think I'll let you go if you move your father out. Go back to your room and dress up. If you don't make up and dress well today, you won't want to go back to your room in the next half month."
Jiang Xiaobai
Two minutes later, Jiang Xiaobai was blown into the room.
room is Jiang mother prepared for her, there are many Jiangxiao white strange things, such as brightly colored skirts, almost transparent high-heeled shoes, all kinds of color lipstick eye shadow.
It seems that Jiang Mu is ready for everything.
It's really hard for her to go on a blind date.
Jiang Xiaobai is not in a hurry. He takes his mobile phone and lies on the bed to send a message to his good friend fangtang.
After Fang Tangtang learned that she was called home for a blind date, she couldn't help laughing over there.
"Jiang Xiaobai, you have today, too. Ha ha ha, go back for a blind date? So you don't have to find a boyfriend, right now? I've been beheadedJiang Xiaobai looked depressed: "are you still laughing? Believe it or not, next time you go to your God, I won't be with you? "
Fang Tangtang immediately said solemnly, "you are too poor, Xiaobai. How can you do this? Boyfriends are dispensable. If you don't want to find her, you should not force you. "
Jiang Xiaobai
"Now what? She asked me to dress up, otherwise I would not be allowed to go home, and I would be trapped for half a month. "
"Half a month, half a month. When someone cooks for you at home, you eat and sleep. When you wake up, you continue to eat. What's the problem?"
"What's the problem? You think I'm a vagrant? Do you want to write the manuscript? " Jiang Xiaobai roared helplessly.
"Also How about Why don't you go on a blind date? "
"What?"
"Keke, in addition to blind date, you have other choices, that is, to find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend and take him to your mother for a shake. Maybe you won't be forced to have a blind date in the future?"
Jiang Xiaobai listened and sneered.
"What a bad idea is that? Do you believe that if I bring my boyfriend to her, she will be forced to get married the next second? "
Fang Tangtang: "aunt is terrible."
"I also think she's a little scary. It's clear that she's in free love. Why can't she come to me? What else do you mean I'm old? I am a little girl
"Poof - don't put gold on your face, OK? You or a little girl? It's almost three, OK! "
“…… Seriously, come and help me. I don't want to be stuck at home for half a month. "
"How can I help you? Now you have two choices, either go on a blind date or tell your mother you have a boyfriend. "
"Fangtang, are you kidding me? How could I go on a blind date? And what's the other bad idea? Tell my mom she has a boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend at all, OK? "