Chapter 1965

This kind of messy couplet, if he can't make it, then he is embarrassed to say that he is from the earth.

"I have couplets. Listen carefully and see if they are suitable. My couplet is: Abalone cotton in water looks like Yin

Liu Xing did not have any hesitation, said his couplet directly.

The monk inside was stunned for three seconds.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, master. If you are really good at night, please come in. We will report to the elder. The elder decided to see the master. We will arrange a meeting between the master and the master immediately."

There came a voice of great joy, and then the formation was opened.

Two friars came out directly to meet Liu Xing.

"Master, please!"

Two monks, respectfully salute Liu Xing and guide him.

Thank you, benefactor

Liu Xing bowed slightly and followed two monks into the base camp of Tu nationality.

In his heart, he admired the elder who had not yet met.

It's really rare to think of that elder, who is already an expert among the masters, and still has such a cynical attitude.

"Master love is waiting here. When the elder calls you, you can go in!"

Liu Xing was led to a most luxurious hall, two self-cultivation left a word, turned to leave, he was waiting there. Not long after

, the hall opened, a cheek blush, and the spring woman came out.

The woman is beautiful in appearance and posture. She grows lotus step by step. She is a peerless beauty at the same level as shuiyishi.

There is no doubt that Liu Xing has guessed that the woman should be the Tu saint.

Looking at the expression of the Tu saint, it seems that she has just experienced some exciting things.

Nothing else, the white and gold belt she was wearing was reversed.

"Benefactor, do you dare to ask whether you are in it

Liu Xing put his hands together, slightly bowed over and asked with a smile.

"The monk of semimi is not serious, bah!"

However, the Tu Saint covered her chest, glared at Liu Xing, poohed, and twisted her waist and left.

"Well, benefactor, what do you mean? Ah, hello... "

Liu Xing is confused by the Tu saint. What color does he have?

However, the Tu Saint did not bird him at all and disappeared after a few moves.

The protection of the main hall is not off.

"Come on in, kid."

Liu Xing is still depressed. There is a voice coming out of the hall. When Liu Xing hears it, he is shocked. How can he feel some obscene and familiar with it?

Liu Xinghuai doubts, walked in.

After entering, Liu Xing was shocked to see the people inside.

A gorgeous big bed, covered with soft and elastic Simmons, an old man smoking in the bed, only wearing a few holes in the big yellow underpants.

This is not the point. The point is that the old man has met and known him, but he doesn't know his name.

The old man didn't wear a coat. He had a big belly and was full of fat. He felt like he had three life buoys on his body.

The old man's face was swollen and smooth. He could not see a hair on it, not even his eyebrows, let alone his hair.

Not only that, the old man's appearance is ordinary, his eyes and nose are extremely big, like cow's eyes, he is also a big bald head.

At the moment, the old man is sitting on the big bed with his knees crossed, with Zhonghua in his right hand and a broken fan similar to that used by Jigong living Buddha in his left hand. It is extremely leisurely.

Liu Xing looked at it completely.

This old man, if you don't talk about mom, is that old man on earth?

I still remember that day on earth, in the suburb of Yanjing, song Taiqing, the grandfather of song Yunxian, a Korean beauty, and Kawabata, the grandfather of Japan's rikawa Miyazaki, kidnapped ordinary people, namely Cai nature, Cai jiubei and Cai Jiuhu, forcing him to show up.

He was forced to show up and fight against song Taiqing and richuan Muban alone.

Originally, he was not afraid of any one of the two old ghosts, but the two old ghosts shamelessly joined hands to deal with him. He was not an opponent, and was divided into two parts by a knife of Ishikawa Muban.

Just when he was about to be divided into two parts by a knife, a black nose droppings appeared, and hit the big knife of richuan Muban and saved his life.

Richuan Muban and song Taiqing immediately want to escape, and are suddenly restrained by a wretched old man.

The old man is the old man in front of him.

is as like as two peas.

"Master, how are you?"

Liu Xing exclaimed in amazement.

This old man is too corrupt. He didn't know the strength of the old man when he was on earth. Now, he still doesn't know what strength he has.

The most important thing is the old man's love. It seems that he has solved the wooden saint for countless times.

This old guy still has Li Jiangping, Leng gang leader and Qin Yue's master.No wonder the old man swallowed the ten ice immortals of cold sect leader.

What can't such an old man do?

"Little devil, is it strange? Cut, I think, you have already guessed the identity of Laozi, silly and deficient! "

As soon as the old man opened his mouth, he was still full of rhubarb teeth, and there was a wisp of green vegetables between his teeth. I really don't know where the old man can find vegetables to eat.

And this old man is really powerful. Although Liu Xing is a great monk, his identity has already been known by him.

"How should I address you, elder?"

Liu Xing clasped his fist and asked politely.

"Let me return to my ancestry!"

The old man vomited out a round and big cigarette ring, which was perfunctory and responded to Liu Xing.

"Younger Liu Xing, meet Guiyi Shizu

Liu Xing looks extremely rigorous, and immediately salutes Guiyi Shizu.

"OK, OK, don't pretend, hurry to the backyard, I'll come over later, you can ask anything you want!"

Guiyi Shizu said slowly, waving his hand, let Liu Xing go to the backyard.

Liu Xing clasped his fist, nodded and walked to the back yard.

He stood in the backyard, waiting.

Before long, guiyishizu didn't come, but he heard the laughter.

That laughter is very clear, a listen is a woman's voice.

After a while, it turned into the voice of Er, er, ah. It was not easy for him to suppress it. He did not use his divine sense to check the situation, nor did he turn around.

However, he had a different view on Guiyi Shizu.

This old man is too much for them.

Let him wait, delayed to come, but also engaged in passionate things, alas.

After two sticks of incense, Liu Xing was still standing in a daze. He felt a slap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw that Guiyi Shizu was still naked, with a big belly, shaking a broken fan and laughing behind him.

Full of rhubarb teeth, still with vegetables.

Liu Xing really don't understand, such an old man, how to get younger sister?

"It's good to return to the same master!"

Liu Xing still hugged his fist and called.

"Come with me!"

Guiyi Shizu said a word and took Liu Xing forward.

After a while, I came to a stream.

As soon as Guiyi Shizu waved, a round table appeared immediately.

Liu Xing stands in front of Guiyi Shizu.

There was a round stone table and two stone benches between them.

"Sit down!"

Guiyi Shizu plump big harvest pendulum, indicating that Liu Xing sat opposite him.

"Thank you so much for returning to the first master!"

Liu Xing nodded to Guiyi Shizu, politely replied, and sat in front of Guiyi Shizu.

After looking at him, he sat down and didn't look at him.

He felt a little uncomfortable.

Guiyi Shizu's eyes, like he is a peerless beauty, and Guiyi Shizu loves him very much.

It's also like in Guiyi Shizu's eyes, he is a naked person without any privacy.

He tried to look at Guiyi Shizu's eyes, and he would be defeated.

Guiyi Shizu's eyes, for him, always have a kind of pressure.

But he seemed to understand the meaning of Guiyi Shizu and forced himself to look at Guiyi Shizu.

Although he felt uncomfortable, he forced it.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

ZULE le of Guiyi master laughed very gently.

Liu Xing's mouth also shows a smile.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Guiyi Shizu laughed and was very happy.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Liu Xing also can't help laughing, the laughter is smaller, but the mood has been much easier.

Guiyi Shizu's smile is very infectious.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Guiyi Shizu laughed and wantonly laughed. He was so fat and trembling that he looked up his neck. He was very happy.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Liu Xing was unconsciously driven by the atmosphere, also followed the music, ha ha, laugh, smile is very happy.

Guiyi Shizu suddenly stopped laughing. Looking at Liu Xing, Liu Xing was ha ha ha ha. He suddenly found that Guiyi Shizu was looking at him. He immediately stopped his voice and was slightly embarrassed.

"What are you happy about?"

Guiyi Shizu asked Liu Xing, the smile on his face is very calm, light clouds and gentle breeze, giving people a gentle feeling like spring breeze.

This is called spring breeze.

"Master ZULE, I'm happy too!"

Liu Xing also became more relaxed and freehand, with a faint smile on his face, returned to Guiyi master.

"I'm happy and you're happy. What am I happy about?"

Master Guiyi continued to ask Liu Xing.“…… I don't know! "

This time, Liu Xing was stunned and forced.

This reminds him of the story of Chuang Tzu and fish.

"How can you know the joy of fish if you are not a fish?"

"Son is not me, Ann knows I don't know the joy of fish?"

These two sentences are full of philosophical dialogue, arguing that the angle determines the horizon.

Zhuangzi perceives the world with sensibility, while Huizi analyzes the world with reason, so there are endless debates.

Chuang Tzu is a master of changing the mode of thinking. I am happy because I am a fish.

Now he is the king of Liang Hui. How can he know what Guiyi master music is?

"Young man, I'm still shallow in cultivation, but I haven't opened my eyes yet. You are happy, I am happy and you are happy. Happiness comes from the heart. If you understand this sentence, you will know what I am happy about

Guiyi Shizu said to Liu Xing with a kind smile.

"Thank you for your instruction

Liu Xing hugged his fist and said thanks.

"Young man, don't be shy. I'm going to Shenyu. When you come, you will know that you need to ask me what you want to ask me. Just ask me what you want to ask!"

Guiyi Shizu waved his hand and continued to speak to Liu Xing.

"Guiyi Shizu, where are my elder brother Junze? Are they in danger if they leave me? They can't see, they don't have resources. What should they do? "

Liu Xing asked directly.

At the moment, he is most concerned about the problems of Jun Ze and others.

Guiyi Shizu is so arrogant that he knows astronomy and geography. He even knows where he appears in the Seven Star immortal region. He absolutely knows where Jun Ze and others are now and how the situation is.

However, Guiyi Shizu is willing to say, he still does not know.

"Kid, you are such a naive question. Why should you worry about them? Why don't you think that if you separate from you, they will grow faster? "

"You're from the earth, and I've been on earth. Do you know the fishbowl theorem?"

Guiyi Shizu laughed and said a few words gently and asked Liu Xing.

Liu Xing shook his head.

What fish tank theorem, he is not very clear.

He did not understand what the relationship was with Jun Ze and others.

"Goblin, the fishbowl theorem, that is to say, a small fish, in a fish tank, is three inches long in three years, but in the sea, it is three feet in March. Do you understand?"

Guiyi Shizu continued to speak to Liu Xing.

He said, Liu Xing eyes appear shock color, suddenly realized, nodded.

"Guiyi Shizu, do you mean that they follow me and limit their own development? Leave me, they are equivalent to fish into the sea, speed forward, speed up? "

Liu Xing still said a few words.

"Yes, the flowers in the greenhouse can't stand the wind and rain. They can grow rapidly only when they come to the cruel reality, fish tanks..."

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