Monkeys cover their noses when they go out, because not only the appearance, but also the taste
Everything is ready. The uprooting action has been handed over to Chen Kong. The fight against the evil forces is not urgent. It needs to be done slowly.
And Yu Jingzhe happily packed dozens of pills. In his opinion, they were all red tickets.
Originally, the cost of making pills from medicinal materials was only over 10000 yuan. When you turn around, you can sell them for millions or even tens of millions at the Wulin conference. The profit is almost doubled.
Yu Jingzhe has already thought of how she will become a multimillionaire. At that time, Lei Jing and Lan Ling are not in my bag.
In this way, Yu Jingzhe and monkey set foot on the road to the West Ah bah, the way of the Wulin assembly's counter attack.
Because the time is not urgent, Yu Jingzhe chose to take the train, and it was the kind of green slow train more than ten years ago. Yu Jingzhe said that they should have a good look at the scenery.
Yu Jingzhe and monkey got on the train and sat side by side. There was no one on the opposite side. The monkey was bored and played the game. Yu Jingzhe had a glance. Lu Ban's 0-22-3 record made him speechless.
Monkey beside busy, Yu Jingzhe eyes began to stay in the window, looking at the scenery for nearly half an hour, at this time, the train stopped.
This is not a small platform. There are a lot of people outside. Through the window, Yu Jingzhe sees a beautiful woman. The reason why Yu Jingzhe can see that beautiful woman among so many people is because of her height.
The 1.85-meter-tall man was a bit abrupt in the crowd, but when people looked up, they were attracted by her delicate face.
However, all of these are not strong enough to attract Jingzhe. What really attracts her is her figure, which should protrude and which should be warped.
Yu Jingzhe suddenly finds that the other party also turns to look at him. He quickly lies on the windowsill, shows an obscene / trivial smile and waves to the beautiful woman.
Beauty eyes in a cold flash, head also did not return on the train.
Yu Jingzhe touched his nose. Was he despised?
After a while, Yu Jingzhe began to laugh again.
Sitting opposite him at the moment is the hot girl just now.
The beautiful woman didn't expect that she would sit opposite this obscene / trivial fat man. She looked around and found that there was no other empty space in the whole carriage, so she put out her heart to leave.
Who knows at this time, Yu Jingzhe came over, he outstretched his hand generously, nose blood mixed with snot, and kept it drop by drop.
"Beauty, make a friend. What's your name?"
The beauty frowned and turned her head out instead of reaching out.
Zhang pangzi didn't feel embarrassed either. He continued to get together and began his sweet language attack.
"Beauty, I can tell fortune. You can tell me your mobile phone number, QQ and wechat. I'll give you marriage."
"Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? Nowadays, the world is dangerous, and it's normal for men to be playful, so if you want to find someone like me, you can also have children. "
"Beauty, what's your circumference? Look at the waistline, the hip circumference, the waist circumference, the hip circumference. It's really the golden ratio. "
"Beauty, what fruit do you like to eat? Papaya? "
"Beauty, I see you are surprised..."
"Enough." The beauty turned and pointed at Yu Jingzhe: "are you sick? Are you finished talking all the way
"Yes." Zhang fatty nodded and said, "but do you have any medicine, sister? I don't mind taking contraceptives, either
With that, Zhang chubby also threw a flattering / eye at the beauty in front of him, which made her shiver.
The beauty sneered: "don't you think you are a pig? What is a pig? Others will know if they look at you. You look at your fat body. It's at least 200 Jin! "
"Also, there is a saying that is very suitable for you," toad wants to eat swan meat. "I'm afraid it's the best description for you!"
Yu Jingzhe's temper comes up as soon as he hears it. You can't laugh at me like that.
Yu Jingzhe looked at the arrogant face and sneered, "do you still have swan meat? What kind of beauty have you met? If you don't look good and have no figure, if you lie down on the bed, I'm afraid you won't even look at a pig. "
The quarrel between the two people has spread to the whole carriage. No one in the carriage stops it. Instead, they are happy to see the play.
In fact, monkey was the first one to know that they were at each other's throats, but he was too busy to get away.
On the other hand, in his opinion, there is no woman who can't deal with Jingzhe, although she is a little fat.
Lin Qianqian is the most crazy at this time. Originally, the elder martial brother made an appointment to let her go, and gave her a ticket. Lin Qianqian was still a little surprised, and the elder martial brother finally gave up.
In her impression, the elder martial brother is always a very stingy person. He even chooses the cheapest food for himself, and is reluctant to spend a cent for others.Who knows, elder martial brother's temperament has not changed. The ticket given to her is still the cheapest and slowest one.
As a result, I met Yu Jingzhe.
At the moment, she was so angry that she couldn't say anything. Pointing at Yu Jingzhe, she could only stifle a "you" from her mouth.
"Me what me? You can look down on my poor, you can look down on my fat, but you can't look down on my ideal. I'm a dreamer. " Yu Jingzhe's voice was very loud, and he spoke with great righteousness.
"Good." Suddenly, other people in the carriage clapped, and an old man said in a loud voice: "well said, young man, I'm optimistic about you as an ambitious young man with ideals."
In their subconscious mind, Yu Jingzhe is a young man with lofty aspirations. She has been with Lin Qianqian since childhood, but she has no money, so she has to run away with the big boss.
Lin Qianqian is impatient. She didn't expect that the whole carriage would be misled by Zhang pangzi.
She pressed down her hand and motioned the people to stop, trying to explain the relationship between them. However, many melon eaters obviously didn't buy her and were still criticizing and discussing.
Lin Qianqian is speechless. She stares at Yu Jingzhe fiercely, but when she sees the situation of Yu Jingzhe, she is stunned.
Yu Jingzhe tried hard to squeeze out tears, took out a tissue to wipe it, and said, "I've done so well. You still dislike me for having no money. You have to follow Lao Wang next door to leave. You finally catch up with the train and dislike me again..."
After this hard performance, the eyes of many uncles and aunts in the carriage looking at Lin Qianqian are not so full of goodwill.
"Such a good young man, girl, but you don't cherish it. You have to run with some local tyrant. If I am 30 years younger, I will choose him as my husband. " Cried an old lady.