“Hah? Pregnant? … No!”
Lin Xiao almost fell over at Snow’s ridiculous statement question.
This damn brat, how did she come from a perfectly good conversation to saying something so scary. But what he didn’t know was that Snow was just getting started…
“Hm, strange, it’s already been so long, so why isn’t she pregnant yet? … Could it be that you two haven’t ‘done’ it yet?” Snow added emphasis to a certain word and covered her mouth as she let out a meaningful laugh.
Do?
Do what?
Do your mom!
“Hey you damn brat, I’m warning you, you’re still a minor, so stop acting like a perverted uncle!”
“Tsk, what’s wrong with just asking? Strange, she clearly likes you and you’ve confessed, yet you still haven’t done it… why?”
“Hm… probably because there are still problems that haven’t been resolved.”
Lin Xiao scratched his head and remembered his promise to ShenDai Ying and then sighed. Yes, he promised that he would openly wed her and at that he would take her purity! And not right now acting sneakily. Men have to keep their word, also Lin Xiao likes her as a person, not her body.
Hmm, that’s also not exactly right, actually, he likes both, I mean, who wouldn’t?
“Tsk, tsk, so there’s a problem.”
Snow sensed Lin Xiao’s feelings and smiled as she began to ridicule him.
“Then brother, who’s responsible for those problems?”
“Hm… I guess I am?”
“That means you’re the problem.”
“Yes, I’m the problem.”
“Oh… so brother is the problem as a man.”
“Hah? What did you say?” Lin Xiao blinked and was in disbelief.
“Tsk, tsk… brother, if you’re sick we have to cure it, it’s nothing embarrassing. After all, men are most afraid of their downstairs not working, if you can’t do it, how will you make your wife happy?”
Snow held in her laughter as she gave her virgin brother her sincere suggestions.
“Damn brat, what are you saying? Who can’t do it?”
Men were most afraid of being labeled like that, and furthermore, Lin Xiao was still young and energetic, how could he let himself be slandered like that?
“Brother, what are you getting so worked up for? Could it be that I hit a sore spot and your downstairs is really no good?”
Snow kept it up and reached her hand out to feel around his crotch area like she was purposely trying to make fun of him.
Lin Xiao angrily grabbed her hand and pulled her straight up.
“Stinking brother, let go of me!”
“Hmph, damn brat, it seems like I have to teach you a lesson.”
“W-what are you doing? I… ah!”
Before Snow could react, he pressed her down and grabbed both wrists with one hand and then slid his other hand around her body.
“Hey, don’t touch my stomach, ah, not my a-armpits either… haha… stop scratching the bottom of my foot, hahaha!”
“Stinking brother, even if you tease me I can’t hide your incompetence, you no good man!”
“Oh? Is that so? But Snow, as my sister shouldn’t you know best whether your brother is capable as a man or not?”
“Hah? I’m not part of your harem, why would I know? You… wait! You’re not talking about that incident, right… ehhh?”
Snow thought about it for a bit and suddenly remembered the embarrassing thing that happened between her and her brother and she immediately went red.
“Snow why aren’t you saying anything? You should know whether I’m capable or not, right?”
“I-I don’t know, you damn pervert!”
“Hehe, I’m the pervert? Perhaps, but Snow, you have no right to talk about me that way… actually doing something like that to your brother, as a little sister you’re just as perverted as me!”
“I-I’m not a pervert! I never did anything!”
“Not admitting it? Or have you already forgotten? … If that’s the case, then let me refresh your memory!”
Lin Xiao smiled and then leaned in closer to whisper that embarrassing past to her.