"Uncle police, aunt police, I promise they did it first!" As Wu Yan's words fell, the next dead servant immediately raised his hand and made a gesture of surrender.
But, looking at his weird tone, it didn't seem to surrender at all.
Sure enough, at almost the same time, Deadpool put his hands up again, tilted his head and looked at Wu Yan and Xiao Meng, saying, "Wait, look at you, it doesn't look like a policeman. You have Police badge? Take it out. "
"Can't get it? Okay, you two are impersonating the police. I want to call the police."
"This guy, chattering, really makes people feel helpless," Wu Yan shook his head helplessly, looking at Deadpool's speech at all.
Bang Bang!
It ’s just that, without waiting for Wu Yan to do anything, Deadpool seems to be able to feel Wu Yan ’s thoughts, and he is the first to do it. With two guns in his hand, he fired several bullets and hit Wu Yan ’s shoulders and thighs. come.
There are some wicked thoughts in my heart, one hand is holding a fairy sword, the other is a green emperor sword, and Wu Yan's double swords are in hand. A few sounds of Ding Ding Ding easily blocked all the bullets.
"Hey buddy, your trick should be mine, right? I'm going to sue, I want to tell the author that you have infringed", watching Wu Yan Sword blocking all the bullets, Deadpool Decisively closed the shotguns, exaggerated.
"Eh?" Wu Yan's heart moved slightly, as Deadpool said.
Sure enough, the role of Deadpool is a very special role in X-Men, because he has long realized that he is a character living in a two-dimensional world.
Whether in comics or movies, from time to time, they will face the direction of the audience and interact with the three-dimensional audience.
I remember that in the comic version, Professor X invaded Deadpool's mind. From his mind, he learned the truth of his life in the comics. He couldn't stand such a blow, so the whole person was mentally collapsed.
When Wu Yan crossed the X-Men plane for the first time, there was nothing he could do in the face of the white queen who had spiritual power. I remembered this passage, so I copied this scene.
Sure enough, the queen went crazy like crazy.
Today, when I saw Deadpool, from his words, Wu Yan was able to feel that he knew that he lived in the two-dimensional world.
He merely copied his tricks to block bullets in a double-edged manner, but he uttered words to find the author's complaint.
"Hey, brother, this is a shameful plagiarism, and the plagiarism is not standard. The last bullet, you should split it with a sword. This is the most handsome ending, so that the audience will like it more." The artillery attributes were completely full, and Deadpool's mouth was still chattering, in the eyes of others, it seemed to be a bit nervous.
"Hey, Wade, can we have a good chat?" Wu Yan didn't want to listen to the deadpool chatter, Wu Yan opened up and called out the real name of the deadpool.
"Oh," I covered my face wearing a mask with both hands. Although I couldn't see the expression, I could hear Deadpool's voice filled with surprise, and then directed in the other direction, it seemed to be completely invisible again. The target spoke: "Who is he? He actually knows my destiny? Want to talk to me? Does he want to talk to me?"
"Well, Wade, you don't need to interact with the audience, you don't have an audience to see you now," Wu Yan shook his head and looked at the appearance of Deadpool.
"You, who are you? Do you actually know the audience?" At this moment, Deadpool was really scared and shouted at Wuyan in disbelief.
"Come here, let's shake hands, you'll know." Wu Yan shouted in surprise when he heard the deadpool yelled, waving and beckoning to the deadpool.
At the same time, he clarified his identity and said, "My name is Wu Yan, and I am from the X Academy."
"Don't, I'm not interested in men, I'm not shaking hands with you," for Wu Yan, Deadpool waved his hand, and flatly refused.
"If you don't cooperate, then I can only do it!", Said Deadpool, making Wu Yan's face a little black, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said fiercely.
"No, don't, ya butterfly", as if she were a pure young girl, facing the appearance of a bad-looking brave man, deadpool clutched her clothes tightly, a virgin martyr who could not die. Image.
"I want to tell you about the two-dimensional world and the three-dimensional world," resisting her urge to hit people, Wu Yan's face became darker, saying: "Give me a good talk, otherwise , I don't mind going to three yuan, let the author arrange some more ordeals for you. "
"Oh, this gentleman, do you want to shake hands? In fact, we haven't shake a hand after talking for so long, it's really rude, sorry!".
Wu Yan's words, let Deadpool immediately stand upright, and then stretched out his palm.
"Well, please take off your gloves!" Wu Yan said, seeing that Deadpool's body was wrapped tightly.
"No problem!", Very decisively, Deadpool took off his gloves and revealed his palms.
In fact, on the surface, there was no serious look, and it was funny, but in fact, Deadpool's heart was very surprised at Wu Yan.
From Wu Yan's words, Deadpool has been able to determine that he is just like himself. The world in which he lives is a second dimension. He even said that the author should deal with himself?
Not only can he perceive the existence of the three dimensions, can he break the wall of the dimensions and go directly to the three dimensions?
"Sure enough, it's small, cheap, and totally absent-minded ..." Seeing Deadpool now like a good baby, Wu Yan's heart cried a little bit.
At the same time, Wu Yan also stretched out his palm directly, grasping the hand of Deadpool.
Ding, found removable storage!
With the palms clasped, the computer page's prompts came as expected. Immediately, Wu Yan quickly entered the C drive of Deadpool. Sure enough, he found the gene he wanted from the C drive, which was Wolverine. Resilience.
Of course, it has been optimized on the basis of Wolverine. The capacity of this gene is not small, and there is a full 10G.
There is no nonsense, Wu Yan directly copied this restored gene to his C drive.
10G files, big or small, small or small, it will take several minutes to fully copy the past.
"Hey, Mr. Wu Yan, why do n’t we just hold our hands and do nothing? A little embarrassing. Would you like me to take off my pants?" After being held by Wu Yan, he just froze and waited for half a minute Deadpool was uncomfortable without talking, and he said to Wu Yan.
"Don't talk, otherwise I'll sew your mouth", the words of Deadpool made Wu Yan feel a bit sick, looked up at him angrily and threatened.
"Hey, I've been sewn once, wouldn't you treat me like this again?", One hand was held by Wu Yan, the other hand covered his mouth, Deadpool said in surprise.
Taking a look at Deadpool, Wu Yan also remembered that in the Wolverine 1 movie, Deadpool played as the villain boss. At that time, many abilities were integrated into it, but his mouth was sewed. , Speechless.
Moreover, after the last egg of the Deadpool 2 movie, after Deadpool got the props to travel through time, he also went to the time and shot himself to kill him.
Ding, copying is complete!
Very quickly, a few minutes passed by, and Deadpool could see that Wu Yan's threat was just talking, so he spoke a lot boldly later.
After the copying was completed, Wu Yan did not release his hand, but opened his own F disk. Then, he went to the cinema to watch some of the movie memories of the X-Men series, all of which were copied towards the F disk of Deadpool. past.
These memories are not large, and the copying is completed quickly.
"Oh, my God! Is this a three-dimensional scene?" After the copy was completed, Deadpool took a look at the movie from Wu Yan's point of view, still watching the X-Men's memory.
From these memory fragments, Deadpool was able to determine that Wu Yan was indeed able to go to a three-dimensional world.
"How is this possible !?", realizing that Wu Yan can indeed cross in the two-dimensional and three-dimensional world, Deadpool looked at Wu Yan incredibly, and said, "Even if the author has given you this ability, this is completely It's impossible to succeed! ".
Yes, it is almost impossible to jump directly from the second dimension to the third dimension, even if it is given by the author, but in fact, for the third-dimensional people, the second-dimensional things are completely unreal and impossible Really appear.
It's like the people in the author's book jumped out to meet themselves, but in fact, this is impossible!
Feeling the shock in Deadpool's words, Wu Yan smiled slightly, followed his words, and corrected, "I did not say that I am a person in this world. I entered here from three dimensions."
"The world of three dimensions is actually so exciting. Are you a mutant in three dimensions? Can you enter the ability of two dimensions?"
Listening to Wu Yan himself is a three-dimensional person ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Deadpool is relatively acceptable, but even so, he still looked at Wu Yan in surprise.
"Well, almost ..." Wu Yan nodded slightly in agreement with Deadpool's surprised words.
The ability to awaken oneself is to pass through the two-dimensional world of the heavens and earth and copy their blood, skills, knowledge and memory.
Although it is called the Awakener in the real world, and the X-Men plane is called a mutant, in fact, it is only called differently. In essence, there does not seem to be much difference between the Awakener and the mutant. .
"Hey, boss, I'll mingle with you in the future, I hope we can love each other in the future! Even if you want to sleep with me, I will wash myself in vain and wait for you."
Realizing that Wu Yan came from the three dimensions, he may really be able to return to the three dimensions and talk to the author.
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