Chapter 135 - Kaichou... Please Don't Destroy the House

The next day, Kisuke still didn't want to go to school and slept until noon with Yoruichi. They only got up because Sakura kept calling for them to wake up.

Kisuke created an app for his smartphone to check who is inside the training ground and currently, Koneko, Kuroka, and Aika are in it. Kuroka and Koneko are currently in the rejuvenating hot spring, while Aika is currently running around throughout the whole training ground. Instead of just jogging, she's running around in full sprint and each lap she would drop dead tired on the rejuvenating hot spring. She would do this for the whole day if she doesn't have any other business and if Yoruichi isn't personally training her.

"It amazing she can keep this up every day," Kisuke commented in awe.

Yoruichi took a peek on Kisuke's phone, and saw Aika's position moving around the perimeter of the map, "Even the students of Shinigami Academy won't be able to take this kind of beating." She added.

"Well, if she wants to catch up, she has to do at least this much. Sooner or later, her body would be able to take the stress of transformation."

"What I like about her is although she wouldn't stop whining that it's annoying, she would still do her training without cutting corners. I wonder what pushes her to do all of this?" Yoruichi gave Kisuke a mean look as she asks this question.

"I wonder about that too." Kisuke didn't return her gaze. Kisuke has an idea, but even if Aika confronts him about it he would just play dumb it.

"Oh right, there is a large aura that appeared in Sona-kaichou's place last night. I wonder what is that all about?" Kisuke changes the topic as he can't take Yoruichi's gaze anymore.

Yoruichi snorted but allowed her to escape, "Probably the so-called Devil King. Do you know anything about her?"

"All I know is that she's in charge of foreign affairs and the weirdest out of all Devil Kings."

"Weirdest? How?"

"It seems that she's a big fan of magical girls in anime. Beyond that, I don't know anything else. We can ask Kuroka for additional info. Let's go eat breakfast first."

They ate their brunch and accompanied Sakura for a bit before bidding their farewell and moving towards the training ground.

But just as Kisuke was about to cast his teleportation spell he notices that the large aura that appeared last night is now approaching their place.

Yoruichi also noticed this and looked at Kisuke, "What are we gonna do now."

"Although I can feel something's not right since she's with Kaichou, let's hear them out for now." Kisuke couldn't pinpoint the exact feeling that he's getting from the so-called Devil King. He can tell that there are some hostilities targeted at him, but that's all. She isn't hostile to anyone else 'What's up with that.' Kisuke started rubbing his chin in contemplation.

"Mom, please prepare some tea. We have guests." Kisuke stopped thinking about that and just reviewed all of his escape routes just in case the Devil King unreasonably attacks him, 'She got the 'Weirdest' reputation after all.'

"Who is it?"

"Sona-kaichou, and probably her older sister."

"Her older sister?" Sakura is boiling water but as she comprehends Kisuke words she exclaimed, "Her older sister!? Isn't she one of the Devil Kings!? What is she doing here!?"

Kisuke shrugs his shoulder and replied, "Who knows..."

Seeing that her son doesn't mind it much, her worries reduces and focused on the tea she's making.

Just a few minutes, hey heard their doorbell rang and Kisuke stood up from the couch answering the door, "Who is it? If it's a newspaper, we don't need it. Or is it the delivery girl that I requested to deliver my p.o.r.n? Please wait a minute. I get the camera to capture your reaction and add it to my collection of 'Delivery Girls handing out P.o.r.n.' "

Sono's eyebrows twitch at his response and wanted to reprimand him. But she stopped herself as she always loses in the argument. Sona already gave up long ago to understand how his headworks, "It's me."

"... I didn't think that 'It's me, It's me.' scam would still exist today. Society is scary. Begone scammer! You won't fool anyone here!" Kisuke exclaimed from the inside.

Sona clenched her teeth and wanted to kick down the door, but her older sister is watching from behind so she can't do any unladylike, 'Why did he choose this time to mess around when my sister is here?... No. Knowing him, he chose this time because my sister is here! Damn despicable bastard!'

"It's me! Sona Sitri! Stop messing around! I have something to talk about!"

"... Yoruichi, this guy is so damn good. He can even imitate Kaichou's voice and impersonate her." A sigh came from the other door, "If only they would use these skills for the betterment of the world."

Those words almost broke her patience and her temple started throbbing. She closed her and took a deep breath to calm herself, 'Strange... Am I always this irritable? Or is it just because he's plain annoying?'

"Damn you Kisuke! Open the door now or I'll break it down... and repair it later!" Sona couldn't care less anymore that her sister is watching and just wanted to smack Kisuke on the face.

"Getting violent just because your scam didn't work, huh? But fear not as I would give you a chance to prove yourself. If you're really Kaichou then I have a question that only she can answer."

Sona has a bad feeling but if she can open the door by just answering a question and she would take it. What's the worst could happen if she would just answer his question, "Fine... Ask away..."

Sona, as always, regretted her decision, "What the title of the e.r.o.t.i.c book that Kaichou has hidden in the hidden compartment under the table of Student Council room?"

"What!?"

"I'm just giving you 5 seconds to answer. If you can't, then get lost."

"Wait, Kisuke! Can we talk this out?"

"5."

"Ughh."

"4."

Sona didn't want to look at her sister's reaction so she kept facing the front door.

"3."

She gritted her teeth and with a flushed face, she started muttering, "E...n th...h I'm the S..dent .....l P.....nt, I ..." She tried but still can't finish it due to embarrassment.

"2."

'Why do I have to listen to his sh*ts!? I just have to break down this door! And maybe I flatten his face who's probably snickering behind the door!' With that in mind, Sona resolutely took a step forward and lifted her right foot to kick down the door. But just as her foot was about to land, Kisuke suddenly opened the door from inside, "Just kidding~. You can come in, Kaichou."

As expected, Sona lost her balance when the expected foothold disappeared and fell forward face first and the skirt flipped.

"..." Everyone is silent at this scene. After a few seconds, Kisuke opened his mouth, "What a unique way of entering... ... ... ...Uhmm... Kaichou...? Please don't destroy the house... I beg you."