Last night, another autumn rain fell in Liuhuo City, and a trace of coolness came. The cool air was mixed with the sweetness of plants and trees. Strands of sunshine poured down through the thin clouds and fell on the window supported by a small wooden stick, rippling with blue waves.
Originally, she should have played in Liuhuo city in Li. Unfortunately, the little girl who showed her the way turned into Liuhuo city and pointed to the direction of Yao Wu state. So she and Shen Yijun mistakenly settled down in Liuhuo city. Liuhuo city in Yao Wu state and Liuhuo city in Li state are both prosperous capitals. Although there are few exchanges between the two countries, they have always been harmonious. Because across a desert, Shen Sansan decided to stay here.
To be honest, Liuhuo city is the hometown of Shen Sansan and Shen Yijun. But because Shen Yijun didn't know words and couldn't pronounce his words, he always said Liuhuo city was Liuhuo city. Later, the two went to Liuhuo city to live for some time. They felt good and lived together for several years. Finally, he returned to Liuhuo city by mistake. It seems that it's all life.
Shen Sansan sighed and looked at the man sitting opposite him.
She should have been fishing in the market, but at this time, she sat at the table and watched the beauty sitting opposite her collapse... No, the beautiful man sitting opposite her!
"You said you didn't remember your name, or where you came from, or why you fainted in the woods?" Shen Sansan looked at the beautiful man with high and low eyebrows. His worry silk was cut and disordered.
The full man nodded, put down the dishes and chopsticks and licked the sauce at the corner of his mouth. He looked innocuously at Shen Sansan.
Seeing his appearance, Shen Sansan couldn't help stroking his forehead and closed his mouth wisely.
Oh, my God! What kind of bad luck did she have? Even if she didn't get the benefits, she still got into such trouble!
Shen Sansan took a deep breath and recalled yesterday——
It rained in the woods. Shen Sansan thought he could have a good sleep today, so he slept until noon.
As a result, I woke up and found that master Shen Yijun was gone.
In the spirit of looking for the old, weak, sick and disabled, she searched around the house and finally found a note.
The note said: if you go out, the return date is uncertain - Shen Yijun.
Shen Yijun is Shen Sansan's master and grandfather. He is known as the number one thief in the world. No one can stop his "shadowless hand". Shen Sansan inherited his mantle and was a lively and lovely little thief. At the same time, Shen Sansan was an orphan picked up by Shen Yijun in the alley of Liuhuo city.
When recalling the past, Shen Yijun said that he was going to name Shen Sansan "Shen erniang" according to his romantic name. As a result, Shen Sansan, who was still a baby at that time, stepped on his face as soon as he heard the new name. So Shen Yijun was replaced by "Shen Xiaosan". As a result, he was not only stepped on, but also spit. Finally, he tentatively read "Shen Sansan". This time, the baby in his arms finally smiled.
Every time Shen Yijun mentioned it, Shen Sansan couldn't help boasting that he had been smart since childhood. She asked Shen Yijun, "master, who took your name?", Shen Yijun replied, "my current name was given by a friend", she asked "what was your previous name?", Shen Yijun said, "Shen bold, because I'm not afraid of anything".
Now, Shen Sansan is perfect. She said, how can anyone who can take out the name "Yijun" say the words "Shen erniang" and "Shen Xiaosan"!
In short, from then on, they lived by stealing everywhere. But they are very moral "thieves"!
1、 Children, women and old people don't steal; 2、 Poor people don't steal; 3、 Official silver is not stolen; 4、 It's not a matter of life and death.
Because of this, they are very poor! Poor enough to live in the wilderness!
After reading the note, Shen Sansan shook his head and lamented that the boss didn't stay. He went to the rice jar and prepared to wash rice and cook porridge. However, when she opened the rice jar, she found that it was empty!
Shen Yijun even took the rice! Is he going to run away from home?! Shen Sansan stared in surprise and stammered his lips. He just wanted to scold him.
Shen Yijun took all the rice away. Will? Shen Sansan suddenly thought of something. She threw off the cylinder head, ran to the corner of the house and shouted, "no! My little vault!"
Shen Sansan came to a place at the corner of the house, "pa" opened a movable board, and then dug out the money can hidden in the dark box.
"Lord bless! I wish Shen Yijun, who is old and disrespectful... Bah, bah, bah, I wish my lovely and respectable master didn't completely lose his conscience!" holding the self-made money pot with a wine pot, Shen Sansan closed his eyes and prayed quickly in his mouth. After talking, he swallowed his saliva and opened it carefully
Facing the light, the dark bottom of the tank gradually became clear and bright, and a rolled red cloth stayed inside safely.
"Hoo -" Shen Sanchang breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest with ease. She was about to put the piggy bank back. After thinking about it, she reached out and took out the red cloth. But her face suddenly changed.
The red cloth is really just the weight of a piece of red cloth!
Are you kidding! How many pieces of silver are wrapped in her!
Shen Sansan roared and hurriedly spread out the red cloth. Sure enough, there was nothing. No, there was a note!
Seeing this note, Shen Sansan's face immediately turned black. Shen Sansan gritted her teeth and opened the note. She wanted to see if Shen Yijun had any last words!
[dear disciple, I didn't expect that you saved so much private money for Shifu. Shifu took it and spent it. You're welcome!]
This old bastard is really crazy!
"Ah, ah," Shen Sansan shouted crazily, "Shen Yijun, I'm at odds with you. I curse you for being large and out of paper! No! I curse you for being constipated for a month!" Shen Sansan held up the savings pot for a while, but still felt reluctant to fall, so he added, "I curse you for being constipated for a year!"
After venting, Shen Sansan looked around. It was almost a robbed cabin. She thought a little and took a deep breath. She told herself that the world was beautiful. Don't be so grumpy. Green mountains are always there, and green water flows long. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. She will have plenty of opportunities to settle accounts with Shen Yijun in the future! It's urgent to fill your stomach!
Shen Sansan put down his piggy bank, picked up his basket and sickle, and left the door with ambition.
She is going to the woods to catch some game. Hey! Only at this time can her skills be brought into play! However, she turned back and forth a few times, and there were no birds or animals.
Strange, did the animals spend the winter early? Has autumn just arrived?
Shen Sansan, holding his mouth, fluttered sickles along the weeds and thorns and cleared the roadblocks.
A rabbit crept through the bushes from a distance.
"Rabbit?" Shen Sansan shouted excitedly. When she was full of rabbits, the object across her feet tripped her, "Oh!"
Shen 331 head planted in wet soil and made a natural yellow mud mask. The sickle in her hand flew out in the process of her fall and was inserted into the rabbit's right leg.
"Bah, bah, bah..." Shen Sansan vomited the soil in his mouth and closed his eyes to feel for the objects around him. She pinched the silk like texture in her hand, and she grabbed the silk like object to wipe her face.
Since childhood, Shen Sansan dreamed of marrying a beautiful man who was rich and invincible, but now he fell into the cement. Fortunately, there are barren mountains hundreds of meters around, and no one sees them. Or you'll lose your life.
Shen Sansan cleans up the soil with animal excreta left in his mouth. When she opened her eyes to see everything around, she said a word in surprise: "ghost?"
Lying next to Shen Sansan was a pale man in a purple robe. The distance between him and Shen Sansan is almost zero. If he gets closer, he can almost kiss.
Shen Sansan is a girl with strong immunity to ghosts! The reason is that when she couldn't sleep as a child, Shen Yijun's crazy master would read ghost stories.
yes! You're right! Ghost story! From then on, Shen Sansan knew why Shen Yijun couldn't get a wife! There is a reason to be single!
Shen Sansan has been poisoned by all kinds of folk hearsay since she was a child. She can recite 100 kinds of folk ghost habits, which is the main reason why Shen Sansan can't make friends since she was a child!
Is this the legendary ghost? Beautiful skin, special charm, confuse passers-by?
Shen Sansan held his chin and looked at it carefully.
The gorgeous ghost wears a purple robe, with pink plum blossoms embroidered on it, and Flowing Clouds embroidered on the silver cuffs. Yan GUI has long Obsidian hair, which is scattered on his body, like a blooming Black Datura. His slender arm peeped out from his cuff, and there was a ring on his slender finger. The ring was worn at his tail finger. It was an emerald jade ring. His complexion is like snow, and his facial features are well-defined. He seems weak but full of fortitude.
Gorgeous ghost—— This is Shen Sansan's first impression.
However, when her toes rested on the ghost's back, she was sure it was a person! Because it feels soft and warm.
Wild mountains, how can this girl faint here? Holding the spirit of exploring sincerity, Shen Sansan took back his legs, squatted down and changed hands. She stretched out her index finger and poked the beauty in the face. The elasticity and softness of the meat almost threw her twenty-eight girl out of several streets. Shen Sansan couldn't help admiring, but he quickly remembered the business.
"You should have a lot of money to dress up. You'll be lucky to meet me. Well, I'll wait for you to wake up and take you home. You can give me some silver!" Shen Sansan made a bad smile. She looked at the beauty in front of her. This luxurious dress must be rich! At least it should be a rich daughter!
Shen Sansan rubbed his chin and calculated, shaking his shoulders and laughing, satisfied with his wit. But whether people count or not, the beauty hasn't woke up!
"It's going to be dark! It's time for the beast to come out and look for food?" Shen Sansan pouted and complained. His eyes turned and he had a bad mind again.
Anyway, she didn't make the beauty dizzy. It's better for her to search all the valuable things on her before the other party wakes up, take them for her own use, and then pretend to appear just now. In this way, she will have two "incomes"!
Thinking of his dried piggy bank and his future living standard, Shen Sansan immediately began to attack the beauty. She first saw a plum blossom jade pendant on the beauty's waist, and then received it impolitely in her arms. Then she found a strange book, but because she couldn't understand it, she threw it directly into the bushes. Then she wanted to see if the beauty wore any jade necklace around her neck.
But when she took off her beautiful collar, she saw a knot! Real! of Chest! Bore!
Oh, my God! Somebody tell her! Why a strong chest? Shouldn't it be
"This, this is a man!" Shen Sansan blurted out after reacting. Then he stumbled and fell to the ground.
She, she touched a big man!
Although she grew up with master, it is precisely because master is a man that she is very strict in this aspect of education, because he is afraid that Shen Sansan will suffer losses in the future.
"Well..." just then, the man suddenly uttered a balderdash.
He's waking up! Shen Sansan was shocked.
The man's eyelashes trembled slightly, his beautiful eyebrows frowned gently, and slowly opened his eyes as Shen Sansan thought.
The light brown pupil is like a deep spring. The man woke up with a confused look around him, which was more harmless to humans and animals. He blinked, looked at Shen Sansan, looked at his stripped clothes, and asked, "are you taking off my clothes?" his voice was soft and almost melted in the thin air.
Hearing the speech, Shen Sansan only felt a heat rush up her head. If there were a pit now, she would turn around and bury herself in the earth.
"I, I, I..." Shen Sansan stammered. In this wild mountain, lonely men and few women, it seems that she is flirting with a good family man.
no way! She has no wrong ideas about him. At best, it is only a "beautiful misunderstanding". How can she let him wrong herself?
Taking a deep breath, Shen Sansan stood up and righteously pointed to the man to retort: "who took off your clothes? You were already like this when I came!"
"Really..." the man looked puzzled.
Shen Sansan quickly changed the topic: "by the way, why did you faint in the forest?"
"I..." the man thought for a moment and finally shook his head, "I don't remember."
Later, the man lost his memory and went home with Shen Sansan!
Hey! The past is unforgettable! Recalling yesterday's events, Shen Sansan only hated himself and deserved it! If she hadn't wanted to take advantage of it at that time, the following series of things wouldn't have happened! She went to play game. Why did she call someone back?
"So you're going to eat, drink and live in my house?" Shen Sansan tapped the table with his fingers and looked at the man. The inner roar is: I have to give some rent! She remembers her master's instruction and doesn't support idle people in her family - doesn't she have to pay the rent? Woo woo! The private money she worked hard to save!
"Little brother, I'm sleepy." the man didn't answer. Blinked and covered Shen Sansan's head with the title of little brother.
"Your eyes are bad! You can't see I'm a girl!" hearing the man's address, Shen Sansan slapped the table angrily.
Although she is not well developed and wears men's clothes, at least her voice is girl's!
The man raised his head, glanced quickly at Shen Sansan, and shook his head honestly, saying he couldn't see it.
"..." Shen Sany choked in his neck and sat down silently.
She doesn't care about the patient! She doesn't care about the patient! She doesn't care about the patient! Say something important three times.
However, this is the fault of the dead old man Shen Yijun! Even the girl refused to buy her clothes and raised her as a boy. What do you say so that people won't have the opportunity to take advantage of it! She deeply suspected that Shen Yijun was eager for the distorted psychology of "lovers in the world will eventually become brothers and sisters", so she took herself on the back together.
Shen Sansan roared in his heart and continued to curse Shen Yijun for constipation! However, when she recovered, the man was already lying on the only soft couch in the house and was ready to go to bed.
"Don't get close to my soft couch!" Shen Sansan came forward and pulled up the man lying safely, kicked him with Foshan shadowless feet, and the man was pasted on the wall in a big font. Shen Sansan pointed to the soft couch and announced his sovereignty, "you sleep in a hammock. I sleep here!"
Shen Yijun, the smelly old man who deserved constipation, is not here. Of course, this soft couch is hers!
The man was dazed by her kick and turned around a few times. As a result, he accurately fell on the hammock and slept in this way!
Shen Sansan praised his feet for their accuracy, so he rolled up the quilt and lay down.