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AHH!" Su Xiaoqiao called out three times in succession to vent the emotions in his heart.

It was already depressing enough to encounter a thief, but his consummate skill "Divine Dragon Flashes its Tail" did not hit the spot properly, which made it even more depressing. After sending Duan Lingfei to the hospital, he was interrogated by the 110 policeman.

Since he was forced to, Su Xiaoqiao could only use his trump card and wink at the policemen, what "handsome brother, please do me a favor" and "I'll treat you to a meal next time". He said everything.

After wasting more than half an hour to send the policeman away, Su Xiaoqiao let out a long breath, sat on the side of the sickbed, secretly pinched Duan Lingfei who had yet to awaken, and angrily scolded: "It's really useless.

In a trance, Duan Lingfei felt like he was in a dream. In the dream, he was extremely intelligent, his movements were nimble, and after getting rid of Yangshan, he looked like a superhuman.

As a result, just as he was enjoying his dream, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his thigh. With a "Ah" sound, he directly sat up on the bed, and just happened to hear Su Xiaoqiao's last sentence — — Are you still a man?

Are you even a man?

Are you even a man?

He couldn't bear it. He really couldn't tolerate such doubts!

Therefore, facing this little girl who was as pure and tender as a little white flower, Duan Lingfei shamelessly gave her a beating: "Of course I'm a man, do you want to take a look?"

"F * * k, you dare to tease this old lady!" Su Xiaoqiao could not help but curse.

Elder sister, who am I? The Taekwondo Society's elder sister was heroic and heroic, but only her elder sister took liberties with the little boys. There had never been a young boy who dared to take liberties with his elder sister!

Su Xiaoqiao really wanted to give her a coquettish glance, before replying, "Okay, take it off!", but when he thought about how this person helped him earlier but was actually injured, Su Xiaoqiao felt a little guilty and couldn't say the words that came out of his mouth.

"Hey, your head just got hit. How do you feel? Have you become an idiot? "

"Impact?" After being reminded by Su Xiaoqiao, Duan Lingfei also remembered what happened earlier.

For some reason, his head wasn't in pain or confusion at all. On the contrary, it was extremely clear-headed.

Everything that had happened before he fainted quickly entered his mind like a movie. Duan Lingfei pointed at Su Xiaoqiao in shock and said, "Hey, are you crazy? I was going to help you just now, why did you kick me? "

"Well... The main reason is because you were standing at the perfect position back then. I couldn't help but kick you, it's been a long time since I've kicked you. "

Seeing Duan Lingfei's expression that looked like he had seen a ghost, Su Xiaoqiao laughed shamelessly and continued to speak stubbornly: "It's actually your fault for making such a ruckus, otherwise how would I have kicked you?"

"So I've let you down?"

"Of course, but elder sister is magnanimous, so I won't bother with you anymore!" Even though Su Xiaoqiao's skin was thick enough, he still couldn't help but blush when he said those words.

"Oh right, I heard that you can easily turn into an idiot after getting hit in the head. Why don't I give you a few test questions!" Su Xiaoqiao changed the topic and asked without any explanation: "Under what circumstances is one plus one equal to two?"

"You …" Duan Lingfei was speechless, thinking, even if you want to set a question, you should at least come up with a difficult question!

This kind of thinking had been completely ruined!

"Hey, do you know the answer?" Su Xiaoqiao's eyes flashed with worry: "I'm very worried!"

"Two in the case of a miscalculation!" Duan Lingfei said somewhat helplessly.

"That's right, that's right!" Su Xiaoqiao was a little happy, and asked again: "Then what's the biggest difference between Superman and Batman?"

"Batman wears his underwear inside. Superman wears his underwear outside."

"Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police came and took five people with them. Why?"

"Because the person being beaten is called Mahjong."

"Little Ming's mother has three sons, Big Hairy, Second Brother …"

"Don't say anymore. Third Bro is called Little Ming."

"Huh? You reacted pretty fast. I'll give you a difficult problem." Su Xiaoqiao unwillingly brandished his fist: "Then what's 123456789 plus 987654321 worth?"

"1111111110."

"Wow …" Su Xiaoqiao was shocked to the point that her mouth was wide open: "I have asked this question many times, but there has never been someone who answered it as fast as you. Did you do it before?"

"En..." "No." Duan Lingfei was startled for a moment before replying. He did not know why, but the moment Su Xiaoqiao asked that question, an answer automatically appeared in his mind. He did not feel that it was difficult at all.

This was a bit abnormal.

"Just wait, I'll get a doctor for you!" Su Xiaoqiao said somewhat excitedly, and then she ran away like a wisp of smoke without waiting for Duan Lingfei's reply.

A few minutes later, Su Xiaoqiao brought a middle-aged male doctor back to the ward.

"You're awake? Is there anything wrong with it? "

"No!" Duan Lingfei was scared from the doctor's stare, and replied subconsciously.

"While you were unconscious, we did some tests for you. According to the monitoring results, your brain didn't suffer any damage. Of course, if you're worried, you can stay in the hospital for a while and get further tests!"

"No need, no need!" Duan Lingfei quickly refused. Who would want to stay in the hospital? It was so stuffy that it was suffocating!

"If you insist, I won't force you. Some of the follow-up checks that have already been paid can be cancelled, and later on, there will be a nurse to handle them."

After a few minutes, a round-faced nurse came into the room. She held a stack of documents and said, "This is the hospital checklist. Do you want to take a look at it?"

"Let me take a look!" Duan Lingfei subconsciously accepted it.