Chapter 281

Xuanyuan Mo was left in a daze, and the people around him smiled kindly. It seemed that he didn't want to understand why a man so powerful on the battlefield would be such a fool in real life.

The drawing of lots was specially prepared for the three children. The wide table was filled with all kinds of things, the same every other short paragraph.

There is a saying in Kyoto that if a child catches something, it means that she will engage in similar things in the future.

Of course, the first one was Xuanyuan gentleman who was eager to try. As soon as he touched the platform, he couldn't wait to climb forward

He has a clear goal. All the things blocking his road and vision on the way ahead are kicked away by him with small short hands and short legs. His resolute attitude is shocking.

"If he is really the emperor's child, he will make great achievements in the future."

The voice of praise fluctuated, xuanyuanyi's face relaxed, and looking at his children was full of expectation.

His eyes followed the things in front of the table, and then nodded with satisfaction.

He is really xuanyuanyi's son. He is so sensible.

He saw that most of the front was a reduced version of arrows, knives, and so on. He thought that as his son, he should have the world in mind.

A vivid image suddenly appeared before his eyes.

The little son is holding an arrow in his hand. The arrow is accurate. He is being praised by the soldiers

My little son has excellent martial arts, and my little son is very talented

"Ah..." when the startled voice sounded, xuanyuanyi finally regained his mind. He saw the child who didn't know when he had selected something and climbed back to Qingyan's arms, smiling because he chose his favorite gift.

And the green smoke is looking at him with a stiff smile.

At one glance, xuanyuanyi's face turned black

What did the boy take.

Is that the slingshot in his hand?

Oh, my God.

Xuanyuanyi felt that his whole brain was covered with slingshots. It turned out that he didn't want to protect his country, but to fight birds.

Grandma, what wicked devil put this thing on the table?

After he found out, he couldn't destroy his family.

Everyone looked at each other face to face and didn't know how to continue.

In fact, the expressions of so many people present, except Qingyan, were very wonderful.

Xuanyuanyi was helpless. He shouldn't have laughed at his brother's stupidity just now. Look, it's retribution, and it's still earthly.

But this little bastard usually looks very smart. Why did he choose a slingshot?

And he climbed like a tiger. He really thought he was going to the battlefield?

How can you be so worthless

"Cough, that... Catapult can be regarded as a kind of weapon. It's not humiliating to take advantage of the enemy's unprepared or a good weapon for sneak attack."

It's okay not to explain. The courtesy officer said this, which made Xuanyuan Yi's face black again.

At the thought of the future monarch carrying a slingshot to make a sneak attack behind the enemy, I think it is a very shameful thing.

This... How could it be his son, such a coward.

He glanced at the salute officer. The slingshot is a good weapon. What do you think?

The courtier trembled with fear, but the current situation did not allow him to shrink back, so he came forward trembling, silently arranged the things just messed up by his highness, and then said he could continue.

Liruo suddenly hugged her son. Although she didn't particularly believe in these things, what if her son caught something she shouldn't?

"If you hold it, you'll have to pass such a pass." Xuanyuan Mo had recovered his mind. Although he said so, his eyes were searching for other strange things on the table.

Fortunately... No. So he breathed a sigh of relief and began to persuade liruo.

Li Ruo quickly went through the things on the table, and there was really no more.

Immediately, he put Xuanyuan Junmo in the original position and let him climb forward. Everything on the stage is normal. As long as there is no accident, he won't be too embarrassed, will he?

The little guy seems to have something he likes all the way.

So Li Ruo nodded with satisfaction, but he was very nervous at the bottom of his heart

Son, don't drop the chain at the critical moment.

But obviously, Xuanyuan Junmo couldn't hear liruo's inner monologue, and didn't understand what his parents expected of him.

Liruo's pleased eyes gradually became very complex. After he chose, he was completely stunned.

fuck.

Liruo didn't even have the strength to roll her eyes. She stared at Xuanyuan Mo and saw the shock in the other party's eyes.

What's all this? It's more humiliating than Xuanyuan gentleman catching a slingshot, okay?

Is the slingshot a weapon? At any rate, it can prove that Xuanyuan gentleman is a boy with a little fun.

But her family

Do you want to be a cook when you grow up?

Xuanyuan Yi immediately felt perfect. His unhappiness at the bottom of his heart dissipated after he saw what Xuanyuan Jun Mo had in his hand.

"...." the courtesy officer frowned. How can the hopes of these countries become more and more strange?

It is clear that these things have been selected by thousands. Moreover, in order to avoid too single types, he specially added several things that he wanted to break his head and could not expect these children to catch

But who can tell him why the more unexpected and impossible they are, the more they are caught?

"Xuanyuan Junmo." liruo roared. Xuanyuan Junmo seemed to understand his mother's words. He looked up and continued to fight after a faint look.

I'm kidding. He's starving, okay?

They talked for so long without paying attention to his feelings with that crying sister. They haven't drunk a drop of milk since they came out in the morning.

Thinking of this, Xuanyuan Junmo got up again. Because his hands were too small, he couldn't hold the cake completely, so he just pinched some with both hands and began to climb with small short legs.

Just when everyone didn't know what he was going to do, he actually raised his little hand and handed Xuanyuan Junan a lot of cakes that had no shape and had dropped a little. What's more angry is that Xuanyuan Junan hesitated for a long time to take them. The two children were happy to eat. Xuanyuan Junan couldn't help drooling.

Li Ruo was stunned, and then he lost his smile.

Xuanyuan Junan was fine. Although what she caught was not what she expected, at least she got a golden abacus. She got it by chance, because if liruo forgot to hold Xuanyuan Junmo when she climbed, he caught the abacus and handed it to Xuanyuan Junan. If liruo wanted, Xuanyuan Junan might be really lazy, so she took it and held it After playing, I didn't even take a step. I just stayed where I was.

Of course, although the children's lot drawing was not satisfactory, it did not greatly affect their mood. The party was still lively that day.

Five years later

"Father, let's bet that you still can't sleep with your mother tonight. Do you believe it?" at the moment, Xuanyuan Mo sat in the yard to bask in the sun. The spring wind blew the whole person warm. There were all kinds of flowers coming from the tip of his nose, and he ate the strange things liruo had just made.

It is said that this strange thing is called hamburger. At first, he was not used to it, but he thought it was good when he ate too much. Of course, he said it was good not because it tasted good, but because it was made by liruo, so he thought it was delicious.

Li Ruo can't cook, but Qin nuan'er can. Since there was no war, Li Ruo has been fascinated by studying all kinds of delicious food. Every day, he still excitedly taught Xuanyuan Junan to dance, and then took her out to show off. It's strange. When he was a child, he obviously held Xuanyuan Junan who couldn't cry. When he grew up, he had a good relationship with Li Ruo.

And his son... Although he spent more time with him, he would have golden eyes when he saw liruo, and even ignored him directly.

But after all these years, their family still hasn't changed. For example, the daughter wants to sleep with him and the son wants to sleep with liruo.

The two children usually have many differences and have a tacit understanding at critical times. He remembers that he once asked them why they did so. The two children answered with one voice.

"I stay with my mother during the day, and naturally I want to accompany my father at night." this is the soft and waxy Xuanyuan Junan.

"I'm with my father during the day, and I naturally want to accompany my mother at night." this is xuanyuanjun Mo, who loves to pretend to be a little adult.

Liruo and Xuanyuan mo were speechless. The reason why they agreed to such an agreement was that liruo loved the two children more than him.

Second, it's because the two children actually said, "this is our traditional virtue, called filial piety. Although we are a little naughty, it's difficult for our parents to dislike it. Therefore, we naturally want to behave well."

Look, what else can he say?

So, in the final analysis, it's because Li Ruo loves these two children more than him.

"Father, do you really want to climb up your mother's bed?" Xuanyuan Mo choked. How can this boy say such things?

He was so angry that he swung his fist and wanted to hit it. Then he put it down and pretended to be dead.

Alas, he sighed and stared lazily at his amorous son.

The boy looks so much like him that he tried to hit him many times but couldn't do it.

He thought that the scenery at the moment was very charming and the days were very pleasant, provided that the boy shut up and didn't talk.

"Father, you didn't hear me, did you?" he didn't answer. The child behind him put down his training and came towards him.

My mother said that there are only two men in the world who want to climb her bed every day, one is himself, the other... It must be my father, right?

Thinking of this, he was a little complacent. He was such a clever child.