"Madame, do you want your servant to go to your highness?" Hongxiao is a little worried. Long Xiaoqi goes to the banquet himself.
"Don't disturb him." Recently, he seems to have a lot of business. She fell asleep before he came back last night. When she woke up in the morning, she left again.
"Come on, let's go by ourselves." Long Xiaoqi is not afraid of the queen. He takes Hongxiao Qingya to the imperial garden.
In the imperial garden, the queen and a group of concubines in the Imperial Palace are drinking tea and painting.
"Madame, the prince's wife is here." The Queen's side of the big maid Prynne see dragon small seven come over, bow to report.
But the queen seemed to have not heard the same, still and around a concubine joking.
When people saw her like this, they knew that she didn't like the prince's wife. In fact, the prince's wife was really too ostentatious to enter the palace these days. Let alone the queen, they did not like her.
No one dared to remind the queen that they were all waiting to see the good play.
Long Xiaoqi waited for a long time at the bottom of the stone steps, but the queen didn't ask her to go up, so she snorted coldly.
I'm really looking for trouble!
However, it was not easy for them to see her make a fool of herself. She had practiced martial arts since she was a child, not to mention standing for a while. Even if she was asked to march for several hours, she was also able to do it. It was boring to stand like this.
Fortunately, long Xiaoqi sat down, and they wanted her to stand, but she was not as good as them.
Red Xiao and green bud see dragon small seven so sit on the ground, frown: "madam, how can you sit on the ground, the ground is so dirty."
"Is there any dirty place in this palace? What is dirty is the heart. "
In a word, let Hongxiao and Qingya blush.
The empress is really too much. Inviting their wives to come but not allowing them to go up is a deliberate humiliation!
"Ma'am, I'm going to call the temple down." Green bud hums gas to say.
"Forget it." Long Xiaoqi waved his hand to stop him. "Don't disturb him if he is so busy. Isn't he just waiting here for a while? All I have is time. "
Anyway, it's boring in the palace, so it's OK to play with them.
The people waiting to see the jokes of dragon seven have been waiting for a long time. They have nothing to wait for. They are so tired that they fainted, they cry out that they are tired, and they kneel down to plead for love. They have no imagination.
People directly sit on the steps, teasing butterflies, playing with dragonflies, but very arbitrary.
The empress was so angry that her face was green, and she was not in the mood to paint. She looked directly at the paintings of the concubines beside her and said, "the peony flowers of Rong bin are well painted. It's better to make this painting into a kite, and it's not in vain for Rongbin to draw so well."
Next to the Rong bin listen to the Queen's praise in a daze, she is casual painting, this painting has not been completed, and her flower is not peony, but peony.
However, since the queen wants to act, she can only cooperate with the performance.
"The empress's idea is good. My concubine is not as far-reaching as the empress thinks." Rong bin looked at the queen and complimented.
"Get the glue." The queen lifted the corner of her lips with satisfaction, and looked at the brandy beside her.
Prynne immediately bowed down knowingly, and soon she came with a bucket of glue. Just as she was about to go up the steps, she suddenly seemed to have been tripped over, and she fell down with the whole barrel of glue towards dragon seven.
"Ma'am, be careful!" Both Hongxiao and Qingya stare in horror.
The empress and a group of concubines standing by the pavilion were all smiling with schadenfreude.
"Be careful, aunt!" Long Xiaoqi didn't know their tricks. At the moment when brandy fell towards her, she held her hand and clapped her other hand on the elbow of her pail.
"Ah Brandy screamed and fell face down.
Meanwhile, all the concubines in the pavilion screamed because the bucket of glue was flying towards them.
The concubines shrieked and retreated in horror, but the queen who was in front of them had no time to retreat.
"Crash!" A bucket of glue was poured on the queen in an impartial way.
"Ah The queen screamed as hard as she could. She wanted to punish that slut. What she wanted them to prepare was the most sticky glue, which was bound to peel off a layer of skin.
Seeing this dramatic scene, Hongxiao and Qingya are all dumbfounded.
Madame is so powerful. How could this glue be spilled on the queen for no reason.
In the pavilion, the concubines were scared out of control when they saw the Queen's attack.
"Go and call the doctor!"
"We should look for water first!"
"What to do now? It's all glue. I can't move!"
It was in a mess, lying face down on the stone steps, and brandy, who had broken the bridge of her nose, heard that she had thrown the Queen's heart to death.
It's over, it's all over!
It's all this woman!
Brandy, with his nose collapsed, glared at the dragon."Oh, aunt Prynne told you to be careful. You can see that it's OK for you to throw it on me. Now it's a big thing to throw it on the queen." Long Xiaoqi was so angry that he blinked at brandy, and nearly fainted.
Long Xiaoqi ignored her and went to the pavilion to watch the excitement.
"You, you..." When she saw dragon seven, the queen was so angry that she felt pain in her heart.
"Don't be angry, empress. Aunt Prynne didn't want to come on purpose. After a while, the imperial doctor will come. You should calm down first." See empress want to open mouth to curse, dragon small seven immediately went forward to sympathize for her, but also pushed things to brandy.
The queen was so angry that she almost couldn't catch it. She glared at long Xiaoqi.
Don't think she just didn't see it. She patted brandy's hand, and brandy poured the glue on her. Damned bitch, she must kill her.
And that brandy, it's rubbish!
Soon, the imperial doctor was invited. Because the queen was splashed with glue, she fell down in a panic just now, so the queen sat on the ground and couldn't move.
The imperial doctor quickly checked the Queen's condition and asked people to take warm water to soak the glue. However, the glue seemed to be made of some special material, and it didn't mean to melt.
"Niang, this glue is so sticky that even warm water can't soak hair. I really can't help it." The imperial doctor said with a bitter face.
The Queen's face instantly green: "what is no way, anyway you have to find a way for this palace."
"Yes, do something about it. It can't move." Cried the concubines, whose feet were stuck.
The imperial doctor was forced to do it. He didn't make the glue. What can he do?
"Imperial doctor, you can't wait any longer. When the glue dries up, the situation will be even worse." Long Xiaoqi suddenly interposed in the side.
"What does Madame Prince mean?" The imperial doctor looks at long Xiaoqi.
"It's better to..." Looking at the queen, long Xiaoqi suddenly laughed, "the imperial doctor might as well go to one side first, and give the rest to me first."
"Good." The imperial doctor is suffering from a headache. At this moment, he should not.
Long Xiaoqi went to the queen and squatted down. The queen was more frightened: "what do you want to do?"
"Don't be nervous. You should know that I am all for your own good. You should know that this glue is very strong. If the glue is really dry, it can't be torn off by then." Long Xiaoqi said from the storage bag took out a pair of gloves to wear, and then lifted the Queen's trouser legs to pull up.
"Ah Suddenly, a shrill scream rang through the whole imperial garden.
One of the Queen's trouser legs was pulled up by long Xiaoqi. The glue not only stripped the hair off the Queen's legs, but also pulled her skin to pieces. One leg was covered with blood.
The empress did not expect that she had prepared the dinner for longxiaoqi carefully. Finally, she ate all of them.
All the concubines were so scared that they almost vomited.
The empress was even more in pain. She stared at long Xiaoqi with trembling eyes, and roared with gnashing teeth: "do you dare to murder this palace..."
"I said it was for you." Before the Queen's words were finished, long Xiaoqi pulled up another leg of her trousers.
"Ah There was another shrill cry.
Don't talk about the queen. Now even those concubines are looking at the pain. It's bloody and hard to pluck hair. It's worse than killing a pig.
"You, you, you..." The queen shook her fingers and tried to curse, but she couldn't speak clearly.
"I can't see, empress. You have a lot of hair on your legs." Long Xiaoqi ignored the empress's angry face and shook her two trouser legs covered with leg hair.
Just now the atmosphere of serious terror was destroyed by a word from long Xiaoqi.
The concubines gazed at the two hairy trouser legs and all looked down and laughed.
The Queen's face is more like smeared with excrement, as difficult to see the extreme.
Her body is gross weight, so she usually pays attention to this aspect, but now it's cold, and the emperor has not been to Fengyang palace for two years, so she didn't pay attention to it. She didn't expect to let the whole harem see jokes today.
This damned dragon seven!
www.novelhall.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!