Chu Yuan was so suspicious that he scanned the room inside and outside. After confirming that no one had ever stayed, he believed what I said. Girls are probably like her. They think their fields are sacred and inviolable. Stinky girls are used to robbing me. This family has not been spared. It seems that she has taken it as her own.
I'm curious. What's the matter with her tomorrow? Why is she rushing back today? To be honest, when my friend moved out for a year, he was used to it at will. When he was with Chu Yuan, he could not walk around in the living room with his bare arms, eat snacks on the sofa, watch TV, stretch his hand into his big underpants and scratch his buttocks. Even if he wanted to fart happily, he had to sneak back to the room and cover his quilt
"Eat." I bathed out, Chu Yuan had eaten by himself, and greeted me coldly.
When I saw the table, there were a lot of dishes that smelly girls could cook, such as braised fish with brown sauce, wood whisker meat, cold potato shreds, tomato and egg soup. I had not made too much food since I moved here. I pulled the chair, but I picked up the rice bowl and put a chopstick of potato shreds in my butt before I could sit down. I was about to deliver them to my mouth, but I saw Chu Yuan pause and stare at me without frying, which made me uncomfortable, "Why?"
My friend hesitated for a moment. Is it too many clips and too big mouth opening?
"Nothing." Chu Yuan bowed his head and ate like a chicken.
It's OK. Mom, I spent a day with three chicks, and my stomach was already flattened. I put the potatoes in my mouth and chewed them twice. I didn't feel right
"Ah --" a hot and sour smell spread like a gas explosion, straight into my nose and throat. My eyes narrowed and tears flowed. My snot was choked. My mouth was open, and the saliva flowed down. I could see that Chu Yuan's shoulders, who were almost burying his face in the rice bowl, were shaking in Susu.
Shit, this girl is killing me!
I reached out and pointed to Chu Yuan, but his cheeks were sore as if they were disjointed. A person said it was more like a pig humming. I covered my mouth and ran to the bathroom.
Spit the chewy things into the toilet and rinse them seven or eight times. My tongue is still numb. I go back to the living room in a fit of rage. My eyes stare like a copper bell. I slap the table. The black faced Baogong points to the plate of potato shreds and shouts, "what's the matter?"
The smelly wench calmly drinks the soup with the bowl, her face is puzzled, "what's the matter?"
"What's the matter with me?" I was so angry that seven tips of Qi made smoke. "How much vinegar, pepper oil and mustard oil do you put here?"
Chu Yuan said calmly, "a little bit."
"A little?" I sneered and picked up a chopstick of potato silk and sent it to the mouth of the smelly wench? Dare to play with your big brother? I'll see if you take a bite. "
Chu Yuan's little face suddenly blushed. I just realized that the chopsticks I used were my own, but they haven't been taken back. Chu Yuan took a small bite and had eaten the potato shreds. I was shocked. Just now it was just angry words. Which one of those things was eaten by people? "You silly girl, spit it out quickly!"
Chu Yuan chews with relish, admires my panic at the same time, "why to vomit? Isn't it delicious? "
Delicious? I was stunned. I was acutely aware of the cunning look of the little fox that slipped away from the corner of Chu Yuan's eyes. Then I put a chopstick in my mouth. It was sour, sweet and delicious. It was refreshing and delicious. What's the matter?
"You..." Chu Yuan is so ashamed, "why do you use my chopsticks?"
my face is red. This chopsticks just came back from my sister's little mouth. "Aren't your chopsticks in your own hands?" This is mine. "
Chu Yuan is more shy, his eyes twinkle, and he says angrily, "then why do you feed me with your chopsticks?"
I was wondering why the same dish had two extreme tastes. I retorted, "why didn't you remind me before eating?"
"I..." Chu Yuan's expression fell into my eyes and her heart couldn't help moving. Right, she clearly realized that it was the chopsticks I used. Why eat them? It looks like I'm eager to prove that there's no problem with the shredded potatoes
Chu Yuan saw that my face was suddenly awakened, my pretty face flashed a bit flustered, and my dark eyes rolled towards the corner of my eyes unconsciously. I looked at her in the direction of stealing a glimpse, kitchen!
"Ah, what are you doing?"
Chu Yuan saw that I ran to the kitchen quickly and hugged me from behind. However, she was so delicate and light that she could not stop me from moving forward. There was a problem, or you were nervous and farted? I scanned left and right, finally locked my eyes on the small trash can under the cabinet, and saw Chu Yuan's face suddenly changed. I was more certain that I had opened the lid in the past. Sure enough, there was a dish of potato shreds that had just been poured out. The sour and choking taste made my mouth unconsciously overflowed with sour water, and my abdomen turned.
In order to tease me, the stinky girl actually made two plates of cold potato shreds. She was in a hurry to drop the bag after I got the move. The time was tight. She shoved the plates and vegetables into the garbage can, and then put the plate that was no problem on the table. Good idea!
My eyebrow corners jump, the tone is incomparably gentle, "predestination ~""I'm full. Now I'm going to code. Don't disturb me if I have nothing to do Ah! " The stinky girl pretended to walk towards my room without any business. She was grabbed by my neck and shivered with fear. Looking back, she saw that my smile was ferocious, and her mouth was twitching. "Brother, what do you want?"
"Install, I see how long you can install it," I sneered, shaking the rolling pin just grabbed from the chopping board. "I'm ok, but you have something Stinky girl, I think your ass is tickling again, isn't it? "
What are you doing? Let go of me! Let go of me! Ah -- "
I picked up the stinky girl, put her on the sofa directly, raised her left leg pad to press her two slender calves, and pressed her right hand on her snow neck, which was a bit like the hunter wanted to kill small animals." it's not difficult to let you go, first tell me honestly, why do you fix me? Otherwise Hum, don't blame me for fighting the tiger! "
I really don't understand which play this stinky girl sang. It seems that my friends didn't offend her?
Chu Yuan's big beautiful eyes stared at the rolling pin that I was shaking. He covered his buttocks with his hands. His face was pale. "Hit with a stick?"
"Well?" I was stunned and joked, "do you want me to fight with my hands?"
"Bah!" Chu Yuan spat shyly, "Why are you beating me? I accidentally made a bad dish, put too much material, and brought it wrong. Can't I apologize? "
When I'm stupid?
"Wrong. Why didn't you take a bite? What's more, if you don't care to put more materials, it's understandable. How many more do you put? "
"What can I do?" he said Maybe I've been beaten once, but it's in vain to know the struggle. The stinky girl is unexpectedly honest, but her mouth is as hard as ever as a duck.
What's my face if I don't teach you how to be a big brother? I want to knock her ass with a rolling pin, but she covers her hands tightly. I think her protective measures are perfect. She even cocked her chin at me proudly, "if you have any kind, move my hand, but I will definitely call you to play hooligan!"
There is a subtle difference in the nature between directly spanking and removing all obstacles and then spanking. It seems that I deliberately take advantage of it. The stinky girl has learned the essence and knows how to play psychological tactics. Unfortunately, you look down on my brother and me too much.
"Punishment for disobedient children is not just a way of spanking," I said with a sinister smile. I turned around and sat in Chu Yuan's thigh. In the exclamation of the little girl, I threw away the rolling pin, lifted her two calves and put them in my arms, making her body look like a cowering shrimp. "If I don't confess, I will be punished!"
"Big, big punishment?" Chu Yuan tries to support himself, but his strength is too small. "You, what are you going to do?"
"What do you think?" As I said this, I took off the slippers on her right foot. The little feet wrapped in white cotton socks leaped out like a cute little rabbit. I scratched her instep gently.
The stinky girl shivered all over. She had already guessed my intention. She was scared and lost her color. "Chu Nan, you dare!"
Ask for recommendation ticket and collection, er, I need motivation, motivation ~