I always felt that Chu Yuan was like the first time I went to a French restaurant to listen to the tassel howling, "my passion seems to burn the whole desert". I was panicked and scared. I pretended to be crazy and scared her almost. I pushed her away gently and sighed like an angry little daughter-in-law, "how can I give up beating you..."
After I said it, I remembered that I had beaten Chu Yuan's ass not long ago. I just had to roll out a rolling pin. It's too fake. How dare I think about it? Chu Yuan was scared to be helpless at this time. He took off his words and said, "then you can continue to scratch my foot and get angry!"
"Ah?" In amazement, I couldn't help looking down at my sister's feet Not quite right? "
"Suitable for Well? " Chu Yuan suddenly woke up, and then looked at my heart and hesitating face strangely.
Shit! It's out of the bag! I secretly scolded myself for being unable to resist the temptation. In the first moment, the desire and impulse in my heart controlled my brain. Could it be that I really have pedophilia? And still in love with my sister's feet? Including this question, I feel a strange stimulus. Am I abnormal?
Brothers dry cough, trying to cover up: "how can I be angry, ha ha."
"You're not angry," Chu Yuan is so smart. If it wasn't for Xiao Yike and I who made the phone as a bedding, she couldn't be my paw. Morimorimori's sneer made my hair stand up. "Stinky thing, you dare to play with me!"
"Ouch -" the stinky girl kicked me in the shin, and I howled with pain. "Dead girl, do you need to be beaten? I'm not allowed to tease you with that name? "
"I..." Chu Yuan was killed by me. Of course, she could speak. But the girl immediately changed the topic, "what's your QQ number?"
"No." I squatted on the ground and rubbed the place where I was kicked. I choked her angrily. In today's era, there are few people without QQ. I used to have it, but I was busy with my work after graduation, so I forgot the number.
"Apply for one." Chu Yuan can't help but say, sit back to the computer, and start to register a new number for me.
I stood up to her side, insipid way: "I don't like online chat, QQ is useless." I think I added a tassel to my QQ, but like me, the girl was tired of typing trouble. If she had something to do, she would contact me directly by phone. Plus, she would meet me every day. Online chatting would naturally feel like taking off her pants and farting. Otherwise, we would not stay in front of the computer all day without knowing what QQ is.
Chu Yuan light said: "later useful."
"What's the use?" When I asked questions, I saw Chu Yuan fill in a name in the nickname position - I want to kill my sister!
"What's the name?" I said in a hurry: "change one, handsome man, beautiful man, Prince, whichever is OK."
"You should go to the seaside."
"What are you doing in that place?"
"Take a picture of the sea and see if it's the sea or your face," Chuyuan said with a chuckle. "How about the prince, then I won't be a princess?"
After all, Chu Yuan probably also realized that there were some inappropriate places in the metaphor, glanced at me, then turned around quickly. She had a delicate face and a few rosy clouds. She tapped her fingers at full speed, and skillfully filled in the date of my birth. "I want to kill you, you want to kill me, so that we can even it out. It's not convenient for me to call you in your class in the future , just send information to you in QQ. Don't you have your own computer in the company? "
Stinky girl knows my affairs like a finger, I curiously tease way: "how my birthday, you remember better than me?"
I ask casually, don't want to Chu Yuan's reaction but strangely excited, "you Who remembers your birthday? I hit it at random! "
"Random fight?"
Such a lie is too far fetched. Chu Yuan takes a deep breath and says angrily, "it's hard to remember your mother's happy birthday every year. Now it's time to get down to business..."
Chu Yuan said, adding her number for the QQ I applied for, then opening her QQ, pointing to "Bobo or smaller" in the good column, and said: "she was a friend I met on the Internet last year. Like me, she wrote it on the girl channel at the beginning. Because she is usually very chatty and happens to live in a city, so we agreed to meet tomorrow Just a moment, you'll go with me. "
I take a closer look, add me in, Chu Yuan's good column only has three names, another person's net name is "poor is a woman" What a mess of names are they?
"What am I going to do with you?" I don't understand. Since the other side is the female writer, I feel at ease. It seems that there's nothing to worry about when I meet a friend who shares the same aspiration as a writer.
Chu Yuan's mouth tooted, "what if she is a demon of the dead?"
"You didn't talk about the video?"
"No, but they have sent photos to each other," Chu Yuan said impatiently. "Who knows if the person in the photo is her? If it's a man, what if he turns me away? "
Then you won't stay? I'd like to say that. I can see Chu Yuan's look of entreaty in his expectation. I nodded again. "If it's a man, I'll beat him for you. If it's a piece of music, I'll beat it again..."In the morning of the next day, I was sleeping soundly. I woke up mercilessly with a sharp knock on the door. I sat up in a daze. I was still wandering between the dream and the reality. I kept humming: "tassel, tell you how many times, when kissing, you should stick your tongue into my mouth Well? "
Back to God, my old face is burning. Look at my watch. What time is it? Grandma, grandma, grandma, even if the house is robbed by you, why do you want to rob people's dreams?
Changing into a suit, I was powerless to turn around in front of Chu Yuan. I was still lost because my dream was interrupted. Because the kiss with the tassel in my dream was so real, it was almost that I could hold her little tongue. I wanted to cry.
The little girl and grandmother with light make-up are sitting beside the bed. She is dressed in a relaxed and comfortable casual way. She wears a short white turtleneck jacket and a loose bow tie and wrinkle grabbing Brown knee length skirt pants. She is noble and elegant, but also full of youthful charm. The white long tube cotton socks make the two straight and slender legs look sexy and attractive, but combined with the overall effect, It's a pair of white flat sole casual leather shoes with exposed feet. The thin laces at the ankles are matched with a copper buckle. Only the round toe is black, smooth and shiny. At this time, it's bumping and bumping with the heel on the side of the bed, while showing the anxiety of the owner.
I don't know where the stinky girl turned over the lensless glasses that the fringe gave me and put them on the bridge of her nose. I can't help thinking of the robot doll alalei. Doesn't she think it's a little big?
"I can't do this. I'm not going to the company class. Why are you dressed so formally? Change! "
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" sportswear? It's tasteless. Don't you have any casual clothes? Change! "
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" dark green jacket, white Hoodie, straight casual pants, well, this black waist chain is also very tasteful... "
Finally, there is a set of clothes that my grandma and I are satisfied with. I'm relieved. I have to say that women can buy clothes. This set of clothes is more than half cheaper than a set of Nike Sportswear, but it's the fringe that helps me choose and match them. Chu Yuan can't find any problems.
"No, change!"
I was stunned, and finally couldn't hold back, "why?!"
Chu Yuan Mei Mou a turn, ruddy pretty face a twist, "too handsome, eye-catching."
Is that a reason? But it's hard for Chuyuan to praise me. My friends are still a little complacent. They all say that people rely on clothes, horses and saddles. It's true that it's not easy to say the word "handsome" according to Chuyuan's aesthetic standards. You know, in her eyes, Beckham, who is popular all over the world, is not a handsome brother, but a bad uncle with a stubby beard and a messy tattoo. She can come back It seems that the evaluation of men has always been nothing but fault finding and praise.
Think of here, I feel more proud, let alone change clothes, she even let my underwear show buddies at all costs.
You can't help feeling deeply: it's a sin to be so handsome