Chapter 85

Do you know why no one believes you? Because Laozi's performance is at the level of movie emperor! Fight me? Wait until you grow a beard!

"OK, OK. I touched your ass. can I apologize to you? Or do you touch me, too? " I turned around and cocked my ass, coaxed my kids and gave up freely, which made my friends' backs much bigger. How broad-minded was my mind? Well, like the sea, Chu Yuan's face is red and his ears are red when he sees my funny appearance, while Xiao Yike's voice is out of laughter, and Dongfang Lian people are shivering with my naked provocation.

Who makes you think I'm ellikitty? I don't need to be authoritative. I'll let you know how powerful I am.

Will I touch a girl's ass in front of fate and her friends? Combined with my usual history of being a human being and Oriental classmates, Chu Yuan will know who she believes at a glance. Moreover, as long as Chu Yuan believes that she is wronging me now, then whether the "push to" happened on the sofa just now is my initiative or her intention to wrongly frame the plot, she will have a clear idea in her mind.

Dongfang Lian people are smart like ghosts. After a bit of thinking about such a simple thing, they figured it out. They didn't want to stare at me, but they could hold it up and put it down. They shrugged their fragrant shoulders and said with a smile, "well, it's just a joke to set off the atmosphere. Don't be angry about fate."

yuan was extremely tolerant of Dongfang Lian people. She gave her a look of resentment, but didn't say anything more.

When Chu Yuan and Xiao Yi could turn around, their wolf claws waved again

Chu Yuan looks at the East pity person doubtfully, "what's the matter?"

This time, the oriental girl learned to be a good girl. "Nothing. She stumbled under her feet. Ha ha, ha ha."

Stinky girl, don't you mean to let me take advantage of it? Elder brother, I'm going out today. I'll change into a salty uncle to show you!

"You're tough enough!"

"Average." Looking at the proud look of dongfanglian people, I am very satisfied. Since there is no possibility of peaceful coexistence, it depends on who is more insidious.

Although dongfanglian's character is not liked by others, the cooking technique is good. Even though the kitchen materials are poor and limited, the seafood dishes she made are still delicious. Not only seafood, but also two bottles of red wine. Maybe she wants to compete with me. The more I say that children can't drink, the more she agitates Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike.

Xiao Yike was a little wine bug, but he also stressed that he was 19 years old with a pair of big boobs that Chu Yuan and Dongfang pitiful people envied. However, Yuan Yuan hated other people's saying that she was small, so she almost didn't stare at me with her eyes. She never drank alcohol. She had to drink with others. As a result, I had no suspense Defeat the battle.

"Uncle, let me give you a toast"

"uncle?"

Seeing Yuan Yuan and Dongfang Lianren looking at Xiao Yike, they almost slip under the table. Are you drunk before you drink?!

"Ha ha, I'm really joking. Am I that old?"

As I said, I winked at her. Fortunately, the goblin didn't respond slowly. After a little consternation, I said with a smile: "you are not a few years older than me, but you have to be a child. I think you are more like an uncle than a big brother."

Yuan Yuan and the East are also relieved when they smell the words. The East shakes the red wine in the cup and laughs scornfully: "brother Nan, you really look like an uncle, strange uncle."

I don't know if she's satirizing me for touching her ass just now, but when I saw Xiao Yike's eyes changed, she said to the East with a smile full of ridicule: "yes, I was teased like you just now and I can forgive. This mature and magnanimous mind is really like an elder."

Ming Li praises me and satirizes the East. I thought that the East would find trouble first. She didn't want to be a demon, but she was the first to make trouble. Obviously, she was dissatisfied with the East's compassion, and then she purposely tried to hurt me and humiliate me.

The smile of Dongfang Lianren suddenly solidified in his face, "Oh? Does sister Bobo mean I'm naive? "

"Did I say that? Ha ha, no, I absolutely don't mean that. Oriental sister, you are too sensitive. "How can Xiao Yi embarrass her friends in front of Chu Yuan? A word gently took over, and continued to raise a glass to me: "brother Nan, I'll give you a drink with the wine of Dongfang sister, but I need to dry it up at once."

Dongfang Lian people are personal spirits, but Xiao Yi is a goblin, and the goblin's words are pungent and intriguing. How to listen to them all have the meaning of apologizing for Dongfang's toast. The provocative spirit is obscure, and it's obvious in front of Chu Yuan It shows the bearing and demeanor of the little sister. When I look at the girl, I can see that she doesn't look at the east at all. She is just trying to please me.

I smile speechless, Niang, this wine is good to drink, but how does it have the smell of gunpowder?

Fortunately, Dongfang Lianren didn't ask for any more trouble, and Xiao Yi didn't care to argue with her. Under the strange but enthusiastic hospitality of Chu Yuan, three girls handed in cups to exchange for glasses, and soon left my old man on the side. I couldn't get into the girl's topic, and I simply focused on ruining the table of Haixian. Rao is so, and I was frightened at the meal.

Three girls are shouting about drinking, but the amount of alcohol is not flattering.Chu Yuan is the happiest but the least to drink. Drinking is like drinking poison. He frowns and frowns, grins and tears. It's a kind of enjoyment to see her sip the wine. It's so lovely. After drinking less than half a cup, he poured the rest into my cup. Xiao Yike is a bit riveted with the East, and then Chu Yuan agitates and persuades them to drink. They exchange cups and dry four or five cups in a row. As a result, they just think of it When they rowed, dongfanglian people fell asleep at the table. Xiao Yike laughed happily. He looked like a drunken lunatic. They drank more than one bottle together. Is that how drunk they are?

After dinner, one of the most headache problems appeared. These two girls are already drunk. What should we do?

I shook the shoulders of dongfanglian people hard, and the little girl's skin giggled at me with dim eyes, "Nan brother, then drink ~"

"drink your head! Yuan yuan, do you know where her family lives? "

My grandma and my sister-in-law just tasted a few mouthfuls of red wine, but they seemed to be infected by two drunks. They put their chin on the table and said: "I don't know, ha ha."

"I don't know what you laugh at." I think Chu Yuan is a little abnormal, but I can't tell what's wrong. When I get up and come to the sofa, Xiao Yike sleeps on all fours like a dead pig, and saliva comes out. I pat her on the face, but she doesn't have a good airway: "Yike, get up, I will take you home!"

Hearing this, Chu Yuan waved a crab leg like a student asking a teacher a question: "brother, do you know where sister Bobo lives?"

"Well?" As soon as I was smart, I almost got shy. "I don't know. Isn't it time to wake up and ask her?"

"Oh," Chu Yuan relieved, raised his arms and stretched out, laughing, "brother, they are all drunk, or they will stay here overnight."

"Stay?!" I screamed and lost my voice, but I saw clearly that Xiao Yike, who was drunk and unconscious, suddenly opened his eyes and grinned at me.

Damn it, I'll try my best to mention the Oriental pity, but I forget that this girl is not good at stubble!

Xiao Yi can pretend to be drunk!

Chu Yuan patted the back of Dongfang Lianren and said to me helplessly, "what else? They are so drunk that they can't wake up "

wait! My mind moved, four people add up two bottles of red wine are not finished, since Xiao Yi is drunk, that Oriental pity person

depend on, almost be fooled by ya!

"Try it. They don't drink too much. They should be able to wake up. Besides, they are girls. It's not appropriate to stay in a big man's house, and there's no place for them to sleep." I squat down, use the back of the sofa as a cover, and continue to pat Xiao Yike's face gently with my right hand. My left hand reaches into her waist and pinches the tender flesh of the girl's belly. I'm not talking about peace Chu Yuan's dialogue, rather than that I was directly explaining with Xiao Yi, begging her to "sober up" me!

"You are not the only one at home, but also me. It doesn't matter to stay them all night," Chu Yuan said with a frown. "Even if we wake them up and get drunk like this and send them home, how can we explain to their parents?"

At this time, I finally realized that there was something wrong with Chu Yuan. She was indifferent to things at ordinary times. Now her nature is rising abnormally. She seems to be looking forward to sleeping with close friends!