"Promise not to show her face!"
The goblin has a deep prejudice against Murphy. I know she just talks about it in her mouth. When she sees Murphy, I'm grateful if she can find fault with her.
Now, my friend's psychology is that there are so-called lice without itching. Chu Yuan and the East have left me helpless. With a little goblin to make trouble, I can't feel the pain is itching.
Today, after all, I called out the goblin. She didn't want to go home. I forced her to go back. It's not human. Moreover, even if we continue to argue with her, the final compromise will only be me. As long as the goblin threatened me, she would tell Chu Yuan the purpose of our meeting today
from the moment when she was called out, I had lost the right to choose, "waiter , pay! "
"Yeah!" When the goblin saw that I agreed, he raised his hand and cheered excitedly. Then he jumped back to me like a little rabbit, grabbed my arm, and put my arm in her arms. The full and soft squeeze made my friends blush for a while. Fortunately, the girl was not wearing too much lolly today, which made me embarrassed and ashamed, but at last reduced the guilt of being a weird uncle.
Seeing me looking at her clothes, the goblin asked curiously and nervously, "uncle, do you think I look good today?" "Well, it looks good." When I'm with goblins, I find that I always have an extraordinary confession.
The goblin frowned. "Then tell me, how do you look good?"
I think the goblin is dissatisfied with my vague and general evaluation. I think I'm not really praising her, but I'm perfunctory, and I'm very expert at saying: "appropriate, appropriate is good-looking. Today's dress is more suitable for you. It's not as avant-garde and different as before, nor as simple and simple as after. You're a good clothes shelf, but you don't understand How to dress yourself, avant-garde or plain, with some unnatural, how to say, it seems to deliberately cover up some temperament, affectation, awkward, but now it's not the same, simple and casual, this kind of light, lovely, pure and energetic feeling, and your temperament very match. "
"Is it?" Hearing my rare praise, she was not happy at all. She could not say whether to question or tease: "uncle, you are very professional."
"A little understanding, a little understanding," my friend wryly smiled. "The girl in the East is professional. She teaches Yuanyuan and Xiaoye all day long. She teaches them how to make up, how to dress and how to match clothes. I don't think it's hard to understand."
"Well, anyway, I just can't dress up," said the goblin, looking down at the clothes on his body. "This is the clothes that the East picked for me on the Internet"
it's no wonder that the goblin is also unhappy when I praise him. I'm afraid that I've praised him for a long time, but he denied her completely
Fortunately, the waiter came to check out in time and solved a little bit of embarrassment. I have to pay for it. The goblin refuses to let me live or die. When she eats, she devours everything. She doesn't care about her image at all. But when she has enough to eat and drink, she's afraid that I know how much she has eaten. When she gets up and gives money, she turns her back to me and deliberately blocks the change waiter. I'm afraid that I can judge from the change the behavior and thinking mode of the girl who just asked for a few Jin of dumplings. It's always so weird.
The goblin clutched the change into a handful and put it into his pocket. He couldn't wait to turn around and pull me. "Uncle, I really want to get lucky. Let's hurry back."
Think of Chu Yuan? But the cunning in your eyes makes me think that you can't think of Chu Yuan, but Murphy
"Can online chat be the same? Can't hug or kiss, do you think so? "
It seems that goblin is still not Chu Yuan's word. Unconsciously, the dumpling restaurant has become very busy. The guests who come in are mostly those who stay in school for summer vacation and do nothing. The college students who have just got up from their beds or come out to have breakfast in groups or groups. It is not difficult to understand why the dumpling restaurant is open at 10 a.m.
The police had suspected that the third master had something to do with Xu Heng, so I didn't go to the third master's house to find the goblin. Instead, I asked the goblin to pick a place. When I came to find her, she asked for an appointment here. She arrived in advance to see me conveniently. She deliberately picked a table right at the door. Behind it was the wall and one side was the table. This position There is no dead corner. If I sit against the wall, I can see the whole hall when I look up. People who come out and enter will pass through my sight. Although it is an unsettled place, few guests will come near this table because it is a corner. Therefore, when I see a short haired girl wearing a blue navel print T-shirt, white body shaping pants and a pair of at least 10 cm high heels, she will face straight When we came over, I instinctively felt something was wrong.
This girl is very beautiful. Her eyes are big, her eyebrows are thin, her nose is cocked, and her mouth is small. But except for her short black hair, which is similar to that of winter night, there is not a place where I can look at her. Originally, her pretty face is not only covered with heavy makeup, but also with a rebellious spirit. There are two heavy bright silver rings on her ears Not to mention, she wore a nail on her nose and navel, ten toes were dyed with ten colors, her left hand was carrying a Blue Shoulder Satchel, and her right hand was holding a newly lit cigarette - so I thought she was wrong, because the subconscious thought that girls dressed like her were mostly picky, and she was unlikely to choose when there were still vacant seats in the restaurant A table where the customer has just bought the order but has not left yet with his / her buttocks raised, and the waiter has to clean up in the future.With the preconceived vigilance, I immediately felt the enmity of the girl. As she was getting closer, her pace became faster and faster. It was no doubt that the intention of deliberately hitting the goblin was obvious. The venom from those eyes would not make me think that she wanted to have a laugh. Sure enough, after seeing the goblin with her back to her pull me from my seat, Ma When she was about to turn around, she hurried two steps, "ah", pretending to stumble under her feet, she fell and hit the goblin - this wicked little sister, unexpectedly poked a cigarette between her fingers at the back of the goblin!
Even if I had been on guard, I didn't expect her hand to be so insidious and cruel. I couldn't think about it at all. I grabbed the goblin in my arms, stretched out her hand, and grasped the girl's smoke with her claws in my hand.
"Ah!" It wasn't just me who was scalded, but the little sister herself. She cried out in pain, shook off my hand and said angrily, "what are you doing?"
With my hands facing up, I spread out my hands, lit up the broken cigarettes that had been clenched out, and said in a deep voice, "I should ask you what do you want?"
As soon as Xiao could look back and see the little sister, her face was suddenly gloomy, "Wang Xiaomeng?!"
Wang Xiaomeng's sister rubbed the burned hands, snorted coldly, and then looked at me with a sneer. "Xiao Yike, this is your legendary handsome, mature, stable, and masculine uncle boyfriend? This little white faced brother, are you 25 years old this year? "
Little white face brother? I was really mean and didn't feel angry, because I always thought that judging a person from his appearance is directly related to his handsome degree.
"Are you fucking looking for a cigarette?" The goblin stopped in front of me and looked at Wang Xiaomeng with an expressionless face. His tone was plain, but he said, "Wang Xiaomeng, did you get rotated last night, or did the contraceptive pill you took this morning expire? Is it insanity or a dog's short memory? Have you forgotten all the lessons I taught you before? Now I'll say "I'm sorry" to brother Nan right away. I won't care about your scalding. Otherwise, it's not him that you offend, but I, Xiao Yike! "
The spirit of the current gas field, as we met for the first time, is very oppressive. At this time, the spirit is not cute, because of the indifference of resisting thousands of miles away, because of the aggressive bullying, I was so stunned that I forgot to speak.
"Yo? Isn't it said that sister Yike has turned around for love? I think it's true that you disbanded all the followers of Feng Xue. It's also a rumor, "Wang Xiaomeng sneered contemptuously." uncle is a little white face, and a sister is also a sister "
" I'll go + you + mom! "
When she called me "little white face", the goblin raised his hand and slapped it. But Wang Xiaomeng had been prepared to hold the goblin's wrist and surprised me with snacks. This reaction was that Wang Xiaomeng in front of zhunjing was not the ordinary little sister. Apart from Dong Xiaoye and Tianyou, I had never seen a woman like this Hand, what's more, is a college girl of the same age as goblin!
Compared with Wang Xiaomeng's sharp, what surprised me even more was the response of the goblin - the goblin who can calm down at any time, with a trace of fear in his eyes!
Goblin afraid of her?
"Xiao Yike, you don't have a long memory? Can you beat me? Forget how I taught you before you called "before"? You just rely on the dark background of your family to help the gang put on a war to scare people. I'm afraid of you when you have more people, and I'm afraid of you when you have more dogs. Now? I'm not afraid of you! " Wang Xiaomeng spits on the ground contemptuously, laughs and says: "others don't know that when you are Xiao, you are still great, but I am very clear. Your arrogant Lao Tzu will go to jail soon, Miss Xiao? Shit! When the tree falls and the monkeys are scattered, your father will die, and his dog will die with him. Who will protect you then? Without them, you can't even compete with a stinky beggar, and dare to play roughshod with me? "
"You fart!" The goblin tries to get rid of Wang Xiaomeng's hand, but the difference in strength between them is as obvious as their height. Wang Xiaomeng, who is nearly one head taller than the goblin, also has an advantage in strength.
"I fart? How many policemen are watching your father now? You know better than me. Every time he goes to the toilet, it's a large and a small one. How much toilet paper does he use to go to the large one? The police know all about it. How long can you keep it from him? " Wang Xiaomeng looks down at the goblin with her chin raised slightly, as if what she said has become a reality, which makes her feel superior. This feeling turns into a momentum, a momentum that completely overwhelms the goblin. "Xiao Yike, I haven't forgotten the previous lesson, sang Yingjie smashed my mother's shop, shaved my head, your little brothers and sisters beat me and scolded me, so we We both have a school in junior high school, a school in senior high school, and the same school in college. I have to hide from you. But I am a saltfish. I have a day of turning over? Now I finally have to wait, God has eyes, want to clean up your father, ha ha, the whole world knows, he is a bastard with a mother and no mother, is a smelly beggar, you? You are also born without a mother. You are destined to be a smelly beggar in the future. Hahahaha "
it seems that you are humorous. Wang Xiaomeng laughs loudly.If there were other insults, the goblin might have fought back, but Wang Xiaomeng's words hit the most vulnerable part of the goblin's heart, and the goblin's tears rolled around her eyes. Just biting her lips and not letting herself cry, she had done her best - a girl who would cry every time she was angry with her father while watching a mother daughter movie, but she didn't have her usual performance Come so strong.
Wang Xiaomeng was even more proud of the appearance of the goblin. "I'm sorry, I'm wrong - how many people have you offended, how many enemies you've got, how many enemies you've got, and how many enemies you've got. I'm afraid you can't count. It's hard to be a beggar! Xiao Yike, there are a lot of things in the past. I don 't care about them with you. From now on, if you listen to me, I will promise to cover you. You know the background of my family, and you can bow down and call me "cute sister". I guarantee you won' t be sold to the kiln to receive customers. "
Wang Xiaomeng intentionally ignores me, but he peeks at my reaction from time to time. It's nothing more than a deliberate emphasis. She deliberately digs the scandal of the goblin family in front of me and grabs the face of the goblin. It can be seen that she doesn't know the relationship between me and the Third Master Xiao, and wants to separate me from the relationship between the goblin.
But I can hear a bit of doorway and guess the identity of Wang Xiaomeng's classmate. I asked, "yes, she is your friend?"
Once again, the goblin tries to get rid of Wang Xiaomeng's hand. This time, Wang Xiaomeng lets her go. The goblin waits for her hatefully, squeezing a few words out of his teeth, "I can't stand up to it."
Wang Xiaomeng is worthy of being a talented student of Beitian University, but he is quite able to find a step for himself. "Since ancient times, there have been no two sides of good and evil, and I am not humble." By implication, she didn't treat the goblin as a friend.
"If the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, it's not true," I sighed. "Today I just saw two counterexamples."
Wang Xiaomeng did not understand and asked with a smile, "what counterexample?"
I hugged the goblin and replied, "her father is not good, but she is a good girl. Although your father is just and upright, she unfortunately gave birth to a black girl who can only blacken his face."
Wang Xiaomeng's face suddenly changed, "who are you scolding?"
"Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to scold you," I smiled. "I want to smoke you."
Before the voice fell, I slapped her in the face. I knew that the girl was quick to respond and I was quick to move. She had not raised her hand yet. My slap had been scraped from her face. When she raised her hand, I slapped my backhand on the egg on the other side of her face. She didn't even respond. Maybe she was too surprised Yes.
Two loud slaps and the whole restaurant was silent. I didn't think so. I smiled and said to Wang Xiaomeng who hadn't returned to his mind: "I'll tell you three things. PS2: I got a lot of messages today, scolding the right and wrong turtles, and often cutting off the watch, blaming some dregs for being not kind and lazy
it's very said that" sister "is a book, so there are still so many relatives Like, support, I am grateful, touched, but we all know, "sister" is not all in life, because the light code word is not enough to eat, you scold me lazy, I admit, you scold me not kind, I also admit, but you for this swearing greeting me, I have a bit of opinion that a slag is not a robot, can not eat, not get sick, not sleep, "busy" or "sick" It's the reason for asking for leave, not an excuse. If I'm really lazy and don't want to code words, I'll tell you directly and ask for your understanding, so I don't need to find an excuse.
Friends who are familiar with right and wrong all know that right and wrong are not saved. Every day, you should sit in front of the computer and code while thinking. QQ flashes and looks. It turns out that you have published a whole treatise about a certain slag, and then an exclamation mark and an exclamation mark remind me to see that the writing is sharp, sarcastic and satirical. After that, you need to catch up with one request, and I can't go back. You are damaged I'm a big shot. I'll tell you that it's really a little difficult for me to ask for your help. To be honest, I haven't seen a big shot more than me
who rarely refuses everyone's topics, such as updating slowly, asking for more leave, water injection and procrastination, which are often criticized and reviled. I have questions and answers, and I've been deeply reviewing. I don't hate this topic Especially for the opinions and suggestions on writing, and even like them, people always need to know where they are wrong and where they are insufficient, so they can know how to learn to correct them, but I still need to make a statement again -- the message of only scolding for scolding will not be returned in the future, and I will send punctuation marks to remind myself of "looking for scolding" for several times, and I will directly pull black, because I am typing After 40 minutes of keyboard and drinking boiled water, I finally understand how much saliva I spend to answer your questions for my friends who come here intentionally to find fault. What I get at last is still not satisfaction and understanding. It's better to save this time by two more words
PS3: replenish PS2. I know that the friends who deliberately find fault these days are not readers of sister, but I don't know How can I offend you? In the past, I have no grievances. In the recent days, I just want to be quiet and respect each other.]