Chapter 1029

~Dud - - ~ it's not surprising that people often like to show off their strengths and cover up their shortcomings. It's natural. It's strange if someone likes to hang out the things they're not good at in public and take delight in embarrassing.

I really don't have any talent in singing. I grew up standing in the chorus line and can't make a sound only to fill the existence of the formation value, but I don't have talent and no interest. That doesn't mean that I really can only sing the love of an old-fashioned ciliator. Since I met aunt Cheng in the University, I've been forced to howl all night by her, lacking in front of other people's requests My personal position has always been my strengths and weaknesses. I can read 300 Tang poems, and I can't write poems or sing them. However, only this "the love of the trainman" is a song that the tassel begged and begged me not to sing with her even if it was rolling around. The reason why this girl mentioned this song to Murphy was that Murphy wanted to sing with me. She had a snack flavor in her heart and poked my scar intentionally. It was not only that Murphy wanted to sing with me, but also that In order to beat my confidence and scare off Murphy, maybe I also want to see if I will be treated differently. I really sing this old song with Murphy that I have never sung with her.

When it comes to this song, I have to mention a comedy that almost led to tragedy happened in my family many years ago. I once told it to the fringe as chatting materials, and little purple knew it, so aunt Cheng mentioned the name of the song, and she turned her back and snickered - I sang this song to someone for the first time, not to anyone else, but to my stepmother who was a living treasure, but then she She didn't live at all. At least before she sang this song, she never exposed her irrational nature of being coquettish and pretending to be tender. She was afraid of scaring me. So she did everything in one look and paid attention to her image. For this reason, she was even careful. It can be said that her change, or the change of the relationship between me and her, started from the duet.

It was the first Spring Festival after stepmother and Chu Yuan came to my house. At that time, we had been together for less than three months. Although we had gradually adapted to the new family and lifestyle, there was still a big gap between the four people. After all, I was only twelve or three years old at that time. Pretending to be precocious and persuading the old man to remarry was just a matter of moving his mouth. The old man really remarried and took it back How to get along with a stepmother and a sister is not such a simple thing as moving your mouth. After all, I have to get along with each other day and night. I can't look up. For a diligent and beautiful stepmother, I admire two points of pride, but I have seven points of fear. The two words "stepmother" are mostly negative images in fairy tales or on TV The more difficult it is for a bright woman to get along with. "This is the truth that sister Yue often instilled in me before her stepmother appeared. Of course, most of the sentences in the back are too revealing her motivation and purpose." the more beautiful a woman is, the more difficult it is to get along with her, so how can a woman like sister Yue, who is so bright and easy to get along with, disobey the truth, be met and begged? You know? Tell your dad that you like sister Yue and want to spend your whole life with her, but don't tell him that I let you talk about it, or I'll beat your ass'

sister Yue just wants to be my stepmother, but she hasn't, she scares me every day, if she doesn't listen to me, she'll be spanked. For the stepmother who is more beautiful than sister Yue and has succeeded in ranking, it's easy to imagine that the little fart child is nervous I'm not afraid of Yuejie's ferocious appearance, because I know her too well, but I don't know the stepmother who tries to force herself to create the image of a good wife and mother. In my opinion, she's a bit like an old man, too serious and serious, so I often find an excuse to eat and stay at the Ziyuan house during that time. Her mother is obviously poisoned by the movie and TV dramas, and I've been taught how to deal with it Mom, how to protect myself, virtually strengthen the opposite image of stepmother in my mind.

I'm afraid of stepmother, Chu Yuan is afraid of me, an introverted little Lori who still has a clear nose, wears a sheep's horn braid, and exudes the smell of milk all over her body. Let alone a boy. Girls of the same age are rare creatures to her, so I always have an instinctive fear and preparedness for me, especially for the old man, who can often see a smile on my face, but the old man is hot inside and cold outside , that serious face, the college students sitting under his podium are bound to be nervous, not to mention the little Chu Yuan? In order to make Chu Yuan feel his kindness, a man with high IQ and low EQ often uses the method of highlighting the severity to me. When Chu Yuan really understood this, he graduated from primary school

I always thought that my clumsiness in emotion was inherited by the man. He never told me why he married his stepmother, just led her and Chu Yuan home. One was me Mom is my younger sister. Seeing that I don't cry or quarrel or disagree, she got married and took several family photos. Four people went to a restaurant for a big meal. Even though the wedding was over, I thought that the old man's low-key was to show respect for my mother. Later, I thought it was the reason of my stepmother's family. Not long ago, I learned the story between the old man and her and sister Yue from my stepmother, It's not hard to understand why the old man is even more difficult to integrate into a new family than I am for a long time after his marriage. His marriage with his stepmother is not because of love at all. Two people who don't have love suddenly have to live together, so it's strange that they can adapt immediately.

So in the first few months, everything seemed warm and harmonious. In fact, everyone's nerves were tight. Until the evening of that year's thirtieth, my stepmother and I sang the "love of the cilia"

that duet now seems to be a comedy that almost led to tragedy, but for me at that time, it was a nightmare - the talent of stepmother's singing, and Oriental little lady definitely has a competition. It's just that the sentences are out of tune. But she had dinner early that night and waited for the Spring Festival Gala to start. She intended to stir up the family atmosphere and let Chu Yuan sing to me and the old man. Where would Chu Yuan, who is thin skinned and afraid of life, be willing? Don't flatter her face, don't say. When her stepmother stares, she still cries. It doesn't matter that she cries. The old man panics, but she doesn't know that Chu Yuan is a girl who always eats hard but doesn't eat soft. She can be frightened and scolded. The more she tries to persuade and coax her to cry, the more fierce she will be. Her stepmother's careful thinking doesn't work as expected, and it has a negative effect. Where can she hang on her face? She is a child, mature and steady, and everything is loaded. At that time, she had to be sharp eyed with Chu Yuan.At the critical moment, the old man had an idea and burned the fire on my innocent poor creature - he even asked me to sing to them! Isn't this a troublemaker!

The old man learned from his stepmother, but I didn't dare to learn from Chu Yuan. He had no idea what to do with Chu Yuan. To me, a feather duster was enough. I could accept the unequal treatment. What I couldn't accept was that the old man asked me to sing, but according to his own taste, he chose a "love of a ciliator" for me. He also said, "this is my brother and sister who are singing. It's just right for you and Yuan"

the old man Son ordered a duet song, expecting Chu Yuan to sing with me. Of course, Chu Yuan won't sing it. When I went out and planned to play two roles by myself, my stepmother volunteered to sing the sister sitting in the bow, just like the present Duanmu lady

and then, it was my nightmare - if my stepmother sang the tunes deliberately, I would laugh, but I wouldn't think it funny The funny thing is that she is very serious, but there is no tone. Her perfect image suddenly collapses and disillusioned in my heart. The more intoxicated my stepmother sings, the more I want to laugh. The more I want to laugh, the more I'm afraid to laugh. As a result, I not only hold my voice trembling, but also run with her.

I still don't want to remember the feeling that I'm going to suffocate myself. There are two reasons. The first one is that almost comedies turn into tragedies. Chu Yuan, who is crying, hears the strange tone that I wish I could erase from my memory, suddenly burst into laughter with her belly. But when we sing, she cries again, and her belly hurts with laughter What's wrong with Dao Chuyuan? I only remember that on New Year's Eve, a pair of stupid mothers and children hurt a little girl by mistake because of singing off key. When thousands of families enjoyed watching the Spring Festival Gala, we went to find a hospital all over the street. We found the hospital but failed to find the root cause of Chu Yuan's illness. When we saw the needle, Chu Yuan's stomach didn't hurt

the second reason is like Chu Yuan's stomach It's as puzzling as ziache. Although there was no estrangement between my stepmother and I that night, there was a sequel - I don't seem to be able to sing the "love of the trackers", I just can't tune with one mouth, it always tastes like that night

now.

Now, now, here.

Fate and I made three jokes -

first, Madame Duanmu wanted to sing "the love of the cilia" with me. It happened that this woman, like my stepmother, could not see the real age. She was the only woman I could not refuse in this world.

The second Duanmu lady's singing skill is actually at the same level as her stepmother and Oriental little mother!

Third, she is serious and narcissistic, and is also a stepmother level

'gape' can't describe the expression of people in the room at the moment, except for the foreigners who have never heard the song in the valley of the moon, who are not afraid of laughing out of the mouth? Even if Murphy is used to putting out an ice chest face, he can't help his mouth twitching. She laughs at the purple garden with a high smile. Her nose is also full of fine sweat. My grandma Cheng has not drunk yet, but her face is redder than that of Viagra. Sister Liu and Qin LAN, Wan'er, simply learn from Song Jia to make a lady look like she doesn't care. They try their best to put things into her mouth and just chew them, Gao Dahai and other old men poured beer fiercely to get drunk and learn Viagra. They wanted to laugh not only at Madame Duanmu, but also at me who was singing and running with Madame Duanmu because they couldn't laugh. I just couldn't bear to laugh because I was afraid of Madame Duanmu's misunderstanding.

In the torment, I secretly congratulate myself: Fortunately, Chu Yuan's stinky girl fell asleep in the car. Otherwise, it would be small to send her to the hospital because of her stomachache. If she stripped Duanmu's face, it would be big

PS: a cold autumn rain, suddenly found that summer is over, and autumn is about to pass]

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