One of the fastest hand typing options: you wash first - Ladies first, which is a gentleman's etiquette and the most basic demeanor of men.
Option 2: I wash first - men are superior to women. Now the outside world is equal to men and women, and strength is no longer the exclusive power of men. When you come home and close the door, you don't have a bit of tyranny. How can you promote your husband? So that's right.
Living together for such a long time, winter night can't fail to understand me. I don't care whether she chooses one or two, or she chooses me. In fact, it doesn't matter to me. To be polite, I call it multi-faceted values. To be popular, I'm easygoing and easy-going. To be vulgar, I'm the God of Ah Q Jing. For things that are too lazy to care or not worth caring about, I can do it by being light, humble and self mocking , self solution, to achieve the self anesthesia of Jing God, and then forget it. But I always don't like to care about women, especially because of the small matter of who takes the bath first and who comes next. But sister Hu still threw me such a question at random, which is the proof of hidden murders.
It seems that I can hear the electric light popping from my head, which is a premonition that will appear when I feel the crisis. If I can't choose a good one, I don't think it will be better tonight...
I think the "wash together" of option three is not only a joke, but also a trap. The reason why it's a joke is that I don't believe that tiger sister who is bored will have one It's funny and elegant, so she must want to paralyze me with such a seemingly joking joke, let me relax Jing Ti, and then get complacent...
I'll bet that once I've got Jing bug's brain and said "wash together", there will be a fight and kick to extinguish my evil Yu thought and wash my dirty Yin + dirty soul... But I can't because I've detected tiger My sister's intention is to find fault and get angry, so she escapes from her heart, hides in the bathroom to cool down and calm down, and arranges the confused thoughts. Otherwise, my fate will be even worse. God knows if Chu Yuan has left the underwear and underpants that she replaced in a conspicuous place that I can see at a glance? The only thing I can be sure of is that the girl certainly didn't bring the changed clothes out of the bathroom. No matter I touch or don't touch those clothes after entering the bathroom, the result is a person's stolen goods and gains. It's different from the current situation. In the past, sister Hu didn't care about these details, because only when I had a pure brother sister relationship with Chuyuan, I was closer in life There are not so many taboos that belong to the normal category, but now that she has this question, she is obviously aware of it. As a punishment, doubt is the most basic professional skill. Now in sister Hu's eyes, some normal things before, looking back, may become abnormal, let alone those things that were not normal, for example, bathing Chu Yuan is always in front of me. For example, she never wears a small mask at home, but she always likes to lean on my arms without any precaution, shaking a pair of snow-white little feet to watch TV. Sister Hu has to think about it. At that time, I always look down my eyebrows. Is it watching Chu Yuan's feet or appreciating the Chun light under her collar? For me, tiger sister painted ten toes on the nail polish of Xing feeling, and Jing heart care every night, so she would be curious. Whether I am in love with feet or younger sister...
"first of all, I have to make a bed." Between the lightning and the stone fire, I have been thinking a hundred times. With the only correct answer and the most natural performance, I took sister tiger's move, but the shirt was soaked in sweat and stuck on the back.
"Well." The tiger elder sister's reaction actually did not come to my expectation, she stood up briskly, straight to the bathroom.
Is it because I'm suspicious that sister tiger is not testing me at all, but really playing with mandarin ducks? She was silent all the way, not because of my relationship with Chu Yuan, but because of a woman's feeling. Can't you let go of Madame Duanmu's story? Did I just miss a great opportunity? Although sister Hu and I usually do a lot of intimate things, but they are not intimate enough to take a shower together. The night before Jing Fang organized the first operation to catch shazhizhou, we almost crossed the line. Sister Hu satisfied my * * in a different way. She also apologized and left it to me to deal with after the operation, but I can't tell what happened. Since then Later, don't go any further. Even that chance didn't appear again that night. It's related to my guilt for the tassel, so I can't force sister tiger. But I'm ashamed to say that my God's restraint is far from enough to restrain my behavior that I'm not good enough because of my psychological and physical * * and the thing that I eat tofu is happening every day. Though sister tiger doesn't resist it, she can't resist it Anti, most of the time, she took the initiative to give up her arms and arms, but her clothes are more and more difficult to take off. I don't mention the promise of that day, she also pretended to forget it. I even think that in addition to strictly guarding against the last line, this girl is obedient to me, that is, she knows and uses my Xing Ge, knows that I will always accommodate her, so she tries to make up for me and comfort me...
Dongxiaoye is a straightforward and simple person. He always says what he wants and does what he says. But this is the only thing that I can't understand. I'm shy and hypocritical, and I'm embarrassed to ask.
"Little sister..."
"what? Changed your mind? Want to wash it together? " Winter night stops at the door of the bathroom, turns around, smiling arrogantly and charming. Those soft and white hands are like tofu, but they can split tiles and bricks. They support one waist, one elbow on the door frame, stick to the cheek, and hold the orchid fingers. The two slender legs stand in a slightly staggered way. They are chest and buttocks up, and the body is curved into a large S-shape. They show off the style of Sao Her virtue is not suitable for her, but it's very pretty, very Xing."No..." I was so distracted that I secretly called for calmness and calmness. Don't say that falling in * * would make this girl look down upon. I'm sorry for the fringe. Besides, Chu Yuan didn't sleep at all... No, I shouldn't have this kind of mind now. Isn't there any strange things happening tonight? Dongfang Ma, Madame Duanmu, I haven't figured it out...
"you forgot to take the laundry." I'm quick to respond, way.
"Well?" Dong Xiaoye was stunned and couldn't help laughing. She reminded Chu Yuan just now, but now she made the same mistake.
I was making my folding bed when Dong Xiaoye came out of the room with the change of pajamas. She asked intentionally or unintentionally, "the East has gone home, and you still sleep in the living room?"
My heart is empty, did not look back, pouted the buttocks to spread the mat, carrying to understand to pretend to be confused, way: "do not sleep in the living room where do I sleep?"
"Sleep in your big bed with yuan yuan."
Sister Hu said it casually, but the more normal she was, the more I felt the word "big bed" coming out of her mouth stabbing me in the heart. I don't know whether she doubted my relationship with Chu Yuan or whether I should continue to hide it or confess it immediately.
I chirped silently, and the little winter night slowly leaped into the bathroom. I closed the door, and then I turned around and fell on the bed. It seems that sister Hu did not doubt me and Chu Yuan...
I can't tell whether she was relieved or more guilty, and the psychological burden was heavier. Before I sighed out, I saw the bathroom door was opened a seam, and she had taken off her coat, only wearing it inside Yi's little winter night poked out her head, and I was facing her who had been avoiding her eyes all night. Even if I was guilty again, I could not move my eyes now. Then I saw her face expressionless and said, "Chu Nan, Duanmu... No, it's Zheng Xuedong. Do you remember her evaluation of you?"
"Evaluation?" I didn't respond.
"I don't want to be frank, but I'm still honest," said Dong Xiaoye. "I think what she said is very right. If I asked you just now, why don't you sleep in your big bed with yuan yuan, you should answer me immediately. I'm sure I'll give you a slap in the face."
Tiger elder sister in the end still doubted my relationship with Chu Yuan! I am embarrassed, ashamed, self reproach, do not know which expression to face her, "why? Do you think I'll lie to you? " I know, but I said it anyway.
Dong Xiaoye shook his head and said confidently, "you won't lie to me. If you just opened your mouth, I believe that you are 100% frank with me about your fate."
Her trust in me doesn't calm the panic and uneasiness in my heart at the moment, but I am more puzzled, "I confess, you still beat me?"
Winter night nodded, very serious, also very serious, "being frank is more terrible than lying, because you lied and lied to me, it must be to keep me, but if you are frank, no matter how sincere your attitude is, there is nothing that can be changed."
"What is it?"
Dongxiaoye stares into my eyes and says, "after only one night's thinking, you are ready to lose me. If I have only such a little weight in your heart, do you think I should beat you to death?"
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