Book Two Chapter Two: Third Flag Store Restock

Book Two Chapter Two: Third Flag Store Restock

I should be allowed to haggle with you, the Chosen One said in a tone that, in a less important person, would have been called whining.

Five silver. Mr. Igma was as implacable as a glacier.

Youve never seen anything like this before! the Chosen One said enthusiastically. Direct from the Water Temple! He waved his hand behind the potion bottle on the counter.

Correct, Mr. Igma said.

So its new! Shiny! Unique!

Five silver, Mr. Igma said.

No one else will get you this! the Chosen One declared.

Five silver.

Why, I bet you could sell it for anything you liked! The Chosen One was doing still more complicated hand gestures around the bottle, almost as if he was casting a spell. A spell of commerce, perhaps?

I will.

You know what? Lets see how this economy functions, the Chosen One said crossly. He looked at Qube. Youre worried about his business, yeah?

Stealing is wrong, Chosen One, Qube hissed. Even knowing that she couldnt be heard by the infamously cantankerous shopkeeper, she still didnt feel right admitting to crimes against him while in the same shop. Or town. Or kingdom.

So is refusing to lend aid to the guy saving everyone, Chosen One replied instantly. Thats like profiteering or something.

Nothing wrong with profit, Mr. Igma interjected.

Im selling you this one bottle of blue goo, the Chosen One said.

Done. A small pile of silver appeared on the counter.

I wanna buy that blue goo potion, the Chosen One pointed at the bottle hed just sold.

Fifteen silver, Mr Igma replied instantly.

For this potion bottle of blue goo. That I just sold you. For five silver.

Correct, Mr Igma said.

But thats outrageous! Qube spluttered.

Not by even a flicker of his bushy eyebrows did Mr. Igma acknowledge Qubes presence. So it was a mystery to Qube why she had instinctively ducked behind the counter.

Whats the sale cost breakdown there? the Chosen One asked the mysterious shopkeeper. He casually leaned an elbow on the scarred counter. Mr. Igma looked at the offending elbow. The Chosen One stood upright again.

Here to buy or sell? Mr. Igma asked.

So youve got the five silver, you need to cover that cost. And youve got rent, or mortgage. Do you rent this place, egg-man? the Chosen One asked the shopkeeper.

The stores habitual dimness seemed to deepen.

I think you said you did. And you need a wage for yourself. You cant be spending too much on food though, cuz Im pretty sure you only drink the tears of the people you rip off.

Qube started backing out of the store.

No, wait, Im teaching you about economics! the Chosen One said, grabbing Qubes wrist.

I would love to learn more, just maybe not here? Qube whispered desperately.

And potions are, by their nature, expensive. Especially compared to other goods. So how much profit are you making off of this? You didnt even assess what it was!

Qube sank into thought.

The Evil Emperors people need supplies I know the Thieves Guild has lots of people who would go on adventures theres probably lots of people. Qube brightened. Like that person whose house we burned down! They probably had to go on an adventure to find that gem and those skellies!

There are also degenerates who are attracted by the low-hanging fruit of the bulletin board, came a smokey voice from one of the shadowier corners. Qube jumped, before realising that Definitely Bad Guy had somehow managed to sneak into the store.

Of course! Qube brightened and beamed at Definitely Bad Guy. He looked rather startled at being the target of her pleasure. The Adventurers Board! We called it the Chores Board in the village. You remember, Chosen One! You can either visit the villagers one by one, or go to the board to find various small tasks that they would reward you for!

Qube wasnt entirely sure why she had just explained all that to the Chosen One, but it had felt oddly soothing.

The Chosen One, however, just rolled his eyes and started dumping out various hard-won items on the counter, before arguing with Mr. Igma about how much money he should give the Chosen One.

Fine, you want to talk about stock investment? Where do you source your stock from? the Chosen One was saying bullishly.

Oh, that would be Mr. Clockwork, Qube said. The warm, familiar feeling spread within her. He comes from Cobbletown every day to restock the store, to make sure we always have what we need!

The Chosen One shot her a look.

Are you reverting? he asked. Or is this just you vomiting up some old scripting?

Im not vomiting! Qube said indignantly. Im just telling you things! Anyway, Im going to go work on my letter to the village! she huffed, and turned on her heel. Her attempted flounce out of the store was abruptly halted when she actually passed the shelf of books and saw one of their titles.

A Gentlemans Guide to the Seven Temples, it said down the spine, in beautiful gold cursive. It was thick, and rich-looking, and she wanted it.

She realised she was caressing the side of the book and slapped her own hand away.

No! She, who had just managed to stop the reign of larceny in the Chosen One, could scarcely go around stealing books! No matter how perfect they would be for her research into TIMES! Especially, and she could not mentally stress this enough, especially from Mr. Igmas store.

This was a shop, not a library. She couldnt go reading the words inside the book. That would be stealing. Sure, she was invisible and had apparently stolen hundreds of gold worth of goods from this very store, but she was supposed to be a guiding light! She had to have standards!

She was touching the book again. She snatched her hand away and clasped her hands behind her back.

Maybe she could buy the book. Just for herself. It was useful to the group, since they needed to go to the Temples, so it would be an investment!

Look at her, she had already learned from the Chosen Ones economic lecture/rant.

It was at this moment that Qube realised she had absolutely no money. Oh, sure, her backpack held a physics-defying amount of items, worth a lot of money, and the Chosen One had more gold coins than most minor nobility, but she, personally, didnt have two coppers to rub together.

If it was to help the quest, maybe she could ask the Chosen One to pay for it? Even as the thought crossed her mind she shut it down, horrified. Ask the Chosen One to part with the thing he loved most in the world (money) to try and fill in the gaps in her ignorance? He would never forgive her! When she considered the sheer amount of time he had spent rummaging through various jars, pots, and vases for a few silver, there was absolutely no way she could even think of asking him to pay for her to read something.

No. Qube was going to have to do something she had never done before.

She was going to have to earn her own money.

A few minutes later, Qube was stumped.

It was easy enough to declare that one wanted to go about earning money. But Qube wasnt, exactly, sure how someone actually made money. When shed been the only Healer in the village, that had been simple enough. When someone was injured they would come to her for healing and, as a thank you, give her some money or food. Never a lot, but then, she never needed much.

Now, however, there was the Royal Infirmary where anyone could go for help. She couldnt afford the time to go and learn a trade like baking, and she couldnt abandon her duties to go work at the Royal Hospital.

She would need to be cleverer than that. As the Chosen One finished up his acrimonious transaction with Mr. Igma, her mind was searching for fast ways to make money.

The Exiled Prince and Exiled Princess always gave them access to new areas whenever they finished a Temple. Which reminded her, she would need to ask the Chosen One to ask them why they didnt just give them access to everywhere at once. Or she could just try and [Heal] the Royal pair so she could ask them herself.

Her mind skidded to a stop at the mental image of her casting [Heal] and the Exiled Prince and Exiled Princess flailing around the inn room. And then, somehow even worse, being able to see her. Worse still, they might try and talk to her!

Chosen One as a proxy it was then.

If she could just get the Chosen One to go on another date with Sexy Screamy Spider Lady at one of the new locations, and send the others off to the secondary location, that would leave her free to go earn without slowing down their quest to save the kingdom. Or, better yet, send off him and Sewer bard and then use that as a chance to talk to the others and then go off! Perfect!

Qube was going to get herself some money!