Book Three Chapter Forty Five: TT_Creature2
Qube shook her head slightly as she tried to comprehend what shed just witnessed. The Chosen One, watching her confusion with a pleased expression, flipped the hourglass again and suddenly they were back in the colourful, pit-filled version of the Temple. A few grains of sand had settled in the empty glass and, despite the fact the hourglass was now near-empty side up, they didnt seem to be moving back into the lower globe.
The Heros mouth quivered downwards as he noticed this, and then tapped the glass a few times. The grains stubbornly remained in their gravity-defying place.
All right, so we cant get time back, he muttered. Thats annoying.
Oh, its a puzzle room! Qube said, the pieces suddenly clicking into place. We need to use the maze to trace a path through the grey version and rescue Otto!
The Chosen One clicked his fingers and pointed at her. You got it! he said cheerfully. Although I think they might have messed up a bit. They probably meant to only show us this room in bursts, and we were supposed to spend most of our time in the grey room. Otherwise, whats to stop us just following this path to the end and then flipping the hourglass? In fact
He stepped out onto the precarious pathway, only to have his foot plunge through the illusion and nearly pitch him into the pit. He managed to stagger back onto solid ground just in time, the action so quick that none of the party had time to react.
Oh you sneaky little [apples], the Hero hissed, sounding impressed. You lot actually managed to think something through for once. Well, thatll just make this even more satisfying.
Qube couldnt share in the Heros pleasure. She was too busy shaking at the idea that the Saviour of All had nearly plunged into a massive pit of darkness, potentially lost to them forever. Sure, he might have had time to use his [Save Scum Attack] spell, but that was no guarantee. And there would have been nothing she could have done other than jump in after him and hope she could shield him from enough damage that hed survive any potential impact.
But the Hero, being the bravest person she knew, wasnt at all bothered by his brush with death, and was instead studying the pathway.
Okay, can you just memorise this pathway? Ah, also, maybe check for traps too. He threw the instruction over his shoulder at Sencha Bard. With a nod, the Bard cast, then pointed out several sections of the path. The Hero paused, then raised a finger. Ah, maybe you wont want to join us, he said to the giant spider looming over his shoulder. I dunno how your centre of gravity works. Same with you, Squigs.
Qube was snapped out of her contemplation of how close theyd come to disaster by the sheer word crime that had just been committed against the teams mascot.
Her name, she said with awful politeness, is Squiggles. Not Squigs. The Hero, refusing to be chastened by her wrath, just grinned.
She likes it! he claimed, based on no evidence whatsoever. Anyway, so its all memorised everyone? Qube, have you done your homework? We only have limited time in the other world!
Whats homework? Qube asked, only for the Hero to flip the hourglass and transport them back to the grey-land.
Otto just want to be left alone! a familiar squeak bounced across the seemingly intact floor before them.
Okay, so Ive already forgotten where Im supposed to start, the Hero started to say, before Squiggles activated. Faster than should have been possible the sharktopus slorped along the pathway Qube had just memorised, neatly feathering turns and avoiding certain areas that the Bard had pointed out, arriving in the mob of bullying otters in a matter of seconds.
The massacre that followed was as swift as it was bloodless. All bullies were consumed by the ribboned pet within moments, leaving the baby version of Otto alone with the sharktopus.
Me thank you, he said timidly. They no like me, cause me talk.
Qube still wasnt sure why Otto the otters memory was inside the Time Temple. He hadnt even been someone theyd interacted with very much, yet hed shown up in the Shadow Temple and now this one too. It was just one of the many things she didnt understand about the Temples that she was hoping to answer with her TIMES research.
The otter smiled at the mascot towering over him, watching some glittering drool drip between her sharp, white teeth and splash onto the ground in front of him.
Youre pawesome, he squeaked, reaching out and gently placing a paw on Squiggless blunt snout. Thank you, he said, and dissolved.
Darling, please dont think how I act has anything to do with you, the Hunter replied, showing fang.
I dont think Chosen One made you go last just because youre a woman, Qube said earnestly, leaning a hand against one of Briars arms. After all, he went first with Squiggles, and shes a girl. She looked worriedly up at the Hunter.
Oh youre just too pure and precious! Briar squealed, as her childrens faces scrunched up in delight. She flung some arms around a now very confused Qube.
Stop corrupting her! the Hero said, all righteous fury. The effect was rather ruined by him adding: Thats my job. Shes my student!
Chosen One Im supposed to guide you, Qube protested, muffled by the former Sexy Screamy Spider Ladys body briefly eating her and showing her the other womans inner pockets.
It was unpleasant to see the arachnids insides, but lacked the shocking novelty of the first time shed been consumed by her companion. A part of Qube was mildly concerned by how used she was getting to the strangeness of her life, but then if she freaked out over every strange thing she never would have made it out of the village.
Instead she did what every childhood companion was trained to do, and focused on what was important: telling the Hero when he was wrong.
Youre much more like my student than me being yours, she argued as they walked across a now fully-coloured Cobbletown plaza. The Hero snorted, but was too busy pulling another tiny hourglass out of his backpack to argue with her. There was no sign of the young Bard, but a quick flick of the hourglass was enough for them to catch a glimpse of the grey-coloured version of their singer lurking in the past.
Hey, Im gonna do another flick, can you grab onto the kid? I wanna see if we can drag him into the future, the Chosen One asked Qube, ignoring her logic. At least this time he refrained from commenting on how odd-looking the child version of Sencha Bard was.
I dont oh, okay, Qube interrupted herself as the urchin appeared. Quick as a flash, she reached out and grabbed the childs hand. I hope this doesnt scare him, she said, before the Hero unturned the hourglass.
Time tore itself apart as she fell through memory into a world of grey. Still clasping Senchas hand, she staggered and landed on one of her knees, hard, dragging the child down with her. Unable to catch himself, he fell flat on his face on the cobblestone streets, and started wailing.
Im so sorry! Qube said as his face instantly acquired several cuts and bruises. [Lesser Heal]!
The grey child went rigid on the ground, before his little feet started drumming against the cobblestones. Qube, still holding onto him, tried desperately to roll him onto his side so she could examine him.
Im sorry! she exclaimed again. Oh no, oh dear.
She was so distressed that she didnt even notice the world bursting into colour as she was dragged back into the future.
Almost entirely according to plan! the Hero said triumphantly at Qube and the child before him.
Our Healer disappearing was part of your plan? Sencha Bard asked, unable to entirely conceal the anger in his voice.
I said almost, the Hero replied, unchastened. Look, baby-you is here, isnt he? Thats good!
The urchin, now rolled onto his side, relaxed. He looked up at Qube with big, soft eyes.
Hewwo, he said, reaching out and taking her hand. Who are you, pwetty wady?
I accidentally smashed his face in, so I had to heal him, Qube explained to the group. So now he can see me.
Yup, the Hero said, sounding a bit more strained than before. Almost according to plan.