Yu Yan always felt that the most eloquent person he had ever met was Lu Xiuhe.
As long as he is in front of you and his mouth is empty, he seems to be able to talk about the destruction of the earth.
Now Yu Yan found that there are people outside of people, and there are days outside of heaven.
After playing for two hours, the new boss's mouth didn't stop.
"Xiaoyan, laige, give you a first aid kit. I'll please you. If I fall down, you can help me."
"Come on, let's go for a drive in the game. Next time I go to MANYANG, I'll take you to the real one. "
"Does Xiaoyan have a butt? I'll trade my heart for you
It's the butt of the M4.
Yu Yan is no longer stupid, but also can see that the other side is deliberately saying these ambiguous words.
Although the barrage works well, he doesn't want to attract the audience in this way.
"Boss." He said politely, half surrender, "I just gave the number one mirror. If I find it later, it will be given to you. Don't gay me."
Zhou Yan stopped and jokingly said, "you usually don't always have a gay number one. How can you get to me? Don't treat them differently."
I didn't expect that the other party would pull Yi Chen in, Yu Yan was silly for a moment.
Does he talk to one like that? No
Yi Chen: "n direction, someone."
Yu Yan returned to his senses and quickly opened the mirror to look at the direction he said.
As soon as he aimed at the other party's helmet, he heard a bang. Yi Chen had already taken the lead in blowing his head.
"The boss is very strong." Lucius and said, "I feel you're so quick to get started. I didn't play as well as you for 20 hours."
Yi Chen did not speak, still aimed at the opposite side, the system did not jump to kill, indicating that the enemy still had teammates.
Yu Yanxin changed his gun carelessly, ready to see if he could make up for it. Suddenly, a sound of hearing came from his ear.
It took him a few seconds to come back to his senses: "someone, close up!"
Unfortunately, it was still late. As soon as his voice fell, a fierce gunshot rang out around him, and Zhou Yan was knocked down to the ground.
Yu Yan immediately hid behind the stone. Relying on the sound of the gun just now, he found out the enemy's position. After reporting a point, he began to fight back. Lu Xiuhe was also very quick. He had already pulled out the thunder: "Xiaoyan, I'll throw thunder. You should pay attention to it. You'll kill them as soon as you reveal it."
Yu Yan: "good."
Although Lu Xiu and his skills are average, they have played for a long time, and there is still some cooperation between them. If they come and go twice, they will kill the two enemies on the bag.
Lu Xiu and said: "they are not directly eliminated, there should be another person."
"Over there, I'm pulling my teammates." Yi Chen marked a point, "behind this tree. I just missed it. "
Zhou Yan tut A: "you are too vegetable, I just saw people, hit two shots, but my gun is not good, if you give me your 98K, the opposite will die."
"So don't grab guns if you don't know how to play. It's OK to eat chicken in the live broadcasting room. It's a waste of team resources."
Bang -
the gunshot seemed to hit Zhou Yan in the face, and a line of white words appeared at the bottom of the screen.
[y11iic eliminated b8129 with Kar 98K_ S】
Yu Yanyang raised the corner of his mouth and said in a low voice: "fierce."
[the boss is a lot of nonsense. Can the anchor not take him? 】
[also satirizes the boss, who is not a novice. What did you do to kill someone? 】
[the anchor will drop the mouse when the gun is pressed I will. 】
[the new boss is very obscene. I just saw a water friend pull him and the anchor together. Please, can you pour sugar or Shi into your mouth? 】
Zhou Yan frowned impatiently. After taking two deep breaths, he continued: "Xiaoyan, come and pull me, quick."
There was a man just near, and there was another one standing on the opposite side. No one dares to come and help him. This is the second time he has been knocked down. Now his blood volume is almost at the bottom.
Yu Yan is preparing to pass, but the people around him are faster than him.
Yi Chen: "I come, you go lick the bag."
Yu Yan said, "OK, I'll lick the two bags on the opposite side. What do you need? I'll bring it back for you. "
"Bullet bag, M4 butt."
"Good."
Zhou Yan looked at the people running over and was happy: "you really don't know how to play. Do you have M4? What's the use of an M4 butt? "
Yi Chen didn't speak. He squatted down to help him.
It takes ten seconds to help his teammates. At the last three seconds, Zhou Yan opens the inventory and is ready to pack.
Who knows when the countdown to the last second, the people around him somehow stepped back and interrupted the rescue.
Zhou Yan was stunned and looked at his red blood falling down. He was about to die. He said in a hurry: "what are you doing? The rescue is broken! ""Well?" Around the game characters turned around the body, the man's tone is casual, "I'm a novice, not very good."
That is to say, but if he helps immediately after the interruption, there is still a chance of survival.
However, he turned around in the same place and didn't mean to help him again.
Zhou Yan glared, watching his characters shed the last trace of blood, and then fell to the ground, with a box around him.
Yi Chen bent down, licked his m416 and asked him, "do you see M4 now?"
The boss is so handsome. I love it. 】
[deliberately pit your teammates? It's really disgusting. Those cheering guys wish you'll meet such teammates in the future. 】
[really? Can I really meet such a noble teammate as the boss in the game? 】
[take the rainbow fart in front of you, and the smell will come to me. 】
[if the anchor is a female, the previous words have already constituted sex / coquettish / disturbing, OK? This kind of teammates don't kill and stay for what? 1 boss is domineering. 】
Zhou Yan watched Yi Chen lick his bag, then ran to the opposite hill and got the M4 butt from Yu Yanna.
"No, what does that mean? On purpose? "
Yu Yan said: "he is a novice, not on purpose."
Zhou Yan: "is he mentally retarded? What kind of games can you play
"Well, in this case, let's play with each other and see who will do the other first."
Yu Yan was calm at first, but he was not happy when he heard this sentence.
"Forget it, boss. I will refund the gift money to you later. You can find another anchor to take you. I compare dishes, and I also bring novices. I'm afraid it will add to your jam." He said, "don't worry, I'll refund you in full."
[my day, the anchor is just the same. I saw the anchor give you a gift for the first time. 】
[it's amazing. In this case, the anchorperson is very kind. 】
Zhou Yan asked, "are you driving? I'm short of two thousand dollars? "
Lu Xiuhe didn't expect to quarrel. He quickly said, "don't be angry, boss. Xiao Yan is worried about your bad game experience."
Yu Yan said, but he didn't know who he was responding to.
"Yes." See on the screen three people are still happy to play the game, his words seem to have no effect on them, Zhou Yan extremely angry counter smile, "you cow force."
Finish saying, the other side left the game, did not hear the sound again.
Yu Yan was relieved.
That's why he doesn't like receiving presents.
[i fucked the boss really left, ha ha ha ha ha]
[this studio is really full of strange things. I've paid attention to it. 】
[I went to see the boss's personal column. He smashed nearly 100000 yuan in gifts on Star TV Anchor, you've got rid of a big boss. 】
"you don't need a boss. You can just watch it if you like." Do not want to tangle in this topic again, Yu Yan's words turn, "give you a wave of eight times mirror pressure gun."
You say it again? How many times mirror pressure gun? 】
[attention, sunspots, open the hammer ahead! 】
[you have an octuple mirror?? 】
"No Yu Yanwan said with a smile, "wait till I find it."
The game is over. It's just time for the next broadcast.
After saying goodbye to the audience, Yu Yan turned off the live broadcast, then opened the gift backstage and found out Zhou Yan's digital ID.
He sent a private message to Zhou Yan, and found that the other party had pulled him into the blacklist. He could only return the meteor by other means.
In the platform, you can't refund money directly, but you can refund starlight currency. Water friends can buy gifts for other players with the returned starlight coins.
He returned two thousand yuan of starlight currency to the other party's account, and then turned off the computer.
As soon as I got up, I heard a mobile phone prompt tone.
1: I just did it on purpose.
Yu Yan: what?
1: Didn't save the man.
Yu Yan That's true.
1: [transfer 2000.00 yuan to you]
Yu Yan quickly ordered the refund.
Yu Yan: no need I didn't want to take him.
1: [transfer 2000.00 yuan to you]
1: you protect me, and I also make you suffer, no such reason.
Yu Yan gazed at this sentence for a long time.
1: Or do you want two meteors?
Yu Yan was startled and replied: how can it be doubled?
1: Gift income platform is divided into half, not to brush two, you can get back the original?
Yu Yanfu felt that if he didn't accept it, 1 would really go to the studio to brush his presents.
Yu Yan: [collection 2000.00]
Yu Yan: [to boss tonight. JPG]
1: not tonight.
Yu Yan gazed at this sentence for a long time before he realized that he was replying to his expression package??Yu Yan Then do it when you have a chance?
1: Yeah.
What the hell is this restricted conversation.
Yu Yan immediately made up for the other party's low and heavy "um". His cheek suddenly turned red. He quickly scooped some water and patted it on his face. The heat on the top of his face didn't fade for half a day.
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the next day, as soon as he woke up, he received Lu Xiuhe's QQ message.
You Mr. Lu: [webpage link] go and have a look.
Yu Yan is still sleepy. He yawns, opens the website slowly, and then automatically jumps to a video playing interface.
…… The title of the video is "the wonderful love story between the little anchor and the big boss [replay clip]
he opens in a daze, and a girl's heart is full of BGM, and the female voice sings softly -
" I can't find a good reason to stop this intimacy '
in the video, he is stuffing his head and going to the ground Lose M24.
His voice appeared in the BGM: "take this with you."
"No one knows, no one is like my love with strangers."
1's voice followed: "and I only like to play with number two. Will number two go out and have a friend? "
"I think I have gradually liked you, because I have the courage to love."
is the altar. He ran and said, "wait for me, I will come back soon!"
"Good. I'll wait for you. "
There are even pink bubbles on the interface.
……
The video is three minutes and forty-six seconds. Yu Yan's eyes are squinting, his eyes are clear, and he is stunned.
with this video, do you still need him to watch the live playback every day and listen to the voice of wechat for a few seconds??
Your uncle Lu: have you finished watching it?
Yu Yan went back to God: I'm finished.
You Mr. Lu: the other anchors are all "wonderful killing clips" and "chicken eating moment". When it comes to you What are you??
Yu Yan
Your uncle Lu: don't be too sad. Someone will cut and kill you in the future.
Yu Yan
Your uncle Lu: Well, I'll ask you more. What's your feeling after watching the video?
Yu Yan turns over and lies on the bed. After reading carefully for the second time, he clicks on the top left to collect, save and finally reply.
Yu Yan: netizens are the most powerful people in the world.
Yu Yan: I always love netizens.
who said that 10 bottles of nutrient solution was used for the replacement, and I will pay off the debt
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