Chapter 74

74 2.60 – Sharkie – Mr. and Mrs. Jelly

“Mia is a good girl, isn’t she?” Bing Shi munched on her sweet potatoes. She took out her hand from his pants and went to the sink to rinse it off, “She sounded lonely.”

“Who cares?” Xuan Mu looked down between his legs, “Bing Shi, who is going to put MuMu to sleep?”

“Xuan Mu, you are so cold. She is going to be our first friend,” Bing Shi sat back next to him and looked between his legs with a giggle, “We can’t spoil MuMu too much, let him go to sleep by himself.”

“What, friend? Isn’t she going to be our plaything?” Xuan Mu drank his lemon juice in ignorance.

Bing Shi looked at him with wide eyes, “Oh, my god. No, she isn’t! At least not for me. No wonder she is so scared of you. My boyfriend is a psycho.”

“You are not scared?” he smiled dangerously, “Not, going to change my mind?”

“Even if I wanted to, I can’t. That psycho stole my heart,” Bing Shi continued to eat leisurely.

He chuckled, “No, that psycho never tried to steal your heart, you didn’t have one to begin with.” He grabbed his phone and showed her a picture of the world’s largest icebreaker. He leaned over and whispered to her ears with his magnetic voice, “This. Is what I used to conquer, not your heart...but your mind.”

Bing Shi looked at the picture for a few seconds, leaning towards him, she kissed his cheek, “Aw, that’s the coolest thing ever... I wonder how can people like us, love so much? It doesn’t make sense.”

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He accepted the kiss with a satisfied grin, “Because we make each other happy, by feeding each other chemicals like dopamine, serotonin...”

“Stop it; I hate chemistry. Now, I feel like an animal, hm... At least I got to choose who I want to trade them with,” she kissed his chin, filling her heart with his love.

“Also, everyone who gets a taste of a Bing Shi is doomed. I’m not an exception.” Xuan Mu’s grin grew wider when he got another kiss on the corner of his lips; she continued to drown him with affection. “Bing Shi, I love you so much. I can’t even describe it .... Mmm...B-...” She gave him a deep hot messy french kiss; the one he liked the most, “Mmmm... Bing S-Mmm....Mmm.” He placed his hand at the back of her neck, kissing her back passionately. After a while, he pulled out his tongue, “Ew, your potatoes were too sweet.”

Bing Shi made a sour face, “Ew, your lemon juice was too sour.”

“I need more serotonin,” Xuan Mu said in a severe tone.

“I think I need more too,” Bing Shi nodded and took a bit of a sweet potato.

“Once more?” he drank the whole cup of lemon juice.

“Sure.”

They connected their lips with closed eyes, parting their lips at the same time. After their tongues grazed against each other in a slow-motion, they closed their mouths with a grimace. They continued until the fake grimaces and ews changed into happy grins.

“Last one?” Xuan Mu asked.

“I would like to finish my breakfast,” Bing Shi refused.

Xuan Mu started to eat his toast, “I didn’t want to kiss you anyway. Who needs sweet kisses? This toast is more crunchy, more flavorous, and those eggs, and tomatoes... So tasty,” he chewed the toast in grievance.

Bing Shi chuckled and pecked his lips, “Don’t talk with a full mouth.”

His lips curved upwards into a devilish grin.

After the breakfast, Bing Shi cleaned up the meal boxes while Xuan Mu fed his tiny shark, declaring, “Bing Shi, our Sharkie, needs a girlfriend. He told me he is lonely.”

Bing Shi turned around from the sink, “What are his preferences?”

“A big girlfriend, preferably the biggest.”

She laughed out loud, “How about we give him MuMu? They would be a great combo.”

“Bing Shi, you almost gave Sharkie a heart attack! Don’t worry Sharkie. We’ll find a way to persuade her,” said Xuan Mu while throwing a fish into an aquarium.

Covering her mouth, Bing Shi continued to laugh.

“See Sharkie? It’s working. In no time, you’ll have a big fat girlfriend,” Xuan Mu fed their Sharkie while making Bing Shi giggle at the same time.

Both of them drove to work in a good mood, each in their separate cars. Surprisingly, they arrived on time, all thanks to Xuan Mu’s time management.

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In the evening, in the bustling city, with lights flashing and cars honking, a tall man walked alongside two beautiful women on each side. A few men turned their faces to check those women out, especially the alluring woman in a yellow summer dress, Mia. Not daring to provoke the distinguished couple, Bing Shi got only a few short glimpses. There were a few rumors going around about Bing Shi and Xuan Mu. For example, how they never showed any PDA on the public, or how their relationship was forced by their parents.

Bing Shi tried to push herself in between Mia and Xuan Mu, but Xuan Mu stopped her. “Xuan Mu, I want to stay in the middle, it’s hard to speak to Mia like this.”

Xuan Mu got closer to Mia, “No, I’m her Boss, I decide to who she speaks to.”

Mia laughed at their antics. She could be said to be one of the few female secretaries with a male boss, who didn’t end up as a couple. And if not, usually the wives/fiances of her ex-Bosses forced her to write a resignation letter. Here, Bing Shi and Xuan Mu were doing the opposite.

Xuan Mu tried to hold Bing Shi’s hand, but she reacted faster; she hooked her purse onto his stretched arm and hid her hands behind her back. He looked at the purse in his hand with an abandoned expression, “Bing Shi, did you just boyfriend zone me?”

“Mia, let’s go into this boutique. Ignore that talking wallet, who ignored my wish,” Bing Shi walked into the luxurious boutique happily.