Shanglu felt its urgency from its tone, and it wanted to eat fish immediately.
But he won't let it eat so soon. After all, he just bit himself.
Although he disdains to quarrel with a cat, they will live together from now on. He doesn't want to be bitten by this stupid cat from time to time.
Therefore, it is necessary to talk to shanghuai about their family precepts.
"Shang Huai, before I begin to enjoy dinner, I have a few very important words to say to you."
However, the kitten's eyes were fixed on the braised carp, and she didn't listen to him at all.
Shanglu stretched out his hand and spanked him. Then he turned his attention from the braised carp to him.
"Meow, meow, meow."
Human, talk quickly, fart quickly, don't delay my eating!
"Then I'll start." Shanglu cleared his throat, "first, you can't bite me, no matter what I do."
"Second, you have to listen to me. You have to do whatever I ask you to do."
"Third, wash your paws when you eat every day. If your paws are not clean, you can't serve."
"Fourth There's no fourth one for the time being. I'll add it when I think of it. "
"If you agree with these three points, let me know. If you don't agree, call three
Su Yao now thought of eating the braised carp in front of his eyes. He didn't care whether Shanglu was talking about an unequal treaty. He gave a "meow" directly.
Shanglu nodded with satisfaction, "very good. It seems that you agree. Now go and wash your paws."
Su Yao is full of "holding grass".
You asked me a cat to wash its paws. Is your brain flooded?
Are you when I have hanging skill or what, I don't want to walk with my claws?
I've just finished washing my paws, and then I walk on the ground. It's dirty again. Isn't that equivalent to washing my paws for nothing?
So what's the difference between washing and not washing?
Obviously, Shanglu also noticed this. He picked up the kitten and said, "go, I'll take you to wash your paws now."
"Meow ∽"
at this time, orange cat Feifei, who had been ignored all afternoon, suddenly ran to Shanglu and called several times.
Knowing that he was hungry again, Shanglu said, "if you eat, you know how to eat. You've been eating all afternoon. If you still eat, don't you have a point on your weight? If you continue to eat like this, sooner or later you will evolve from an orange cat to an orange pig
Feifei immediately yelled, "meow, meow!"
I'm not your favorite kitten?
Do you forget my old love when you have a new love?
Why do you have fish in your arms and I don't even want to eat food?
Is there anything you treat differently?
The more Feifei thought about it, the more angry he was. He decided to give the bad cat a little color to let the bad cat know who is the boss of the family!
Thinking of this, Feifei's sharp eyes immediately shot at the kitten that was held in his arms by Shanglu, "meow, meow!"
You are the goblin who robbed my master. You have the ability to come down and fight with me now!
Su Yao looked at it and called "meow".
Feifei immediately ran away with his tail between his legs