"Master, why don't you eat vegetables? This meat is delicious."
The little pig put the meat in the Zhuzi bowl and watched curiously.
He has already eaten three bowls of rice, and Master still hasn't finished a bowl of rice or vegetables, and he doesn't know what's on his mind.
Zhu Zizhi tastelessly pulled half a bowl of rice, he is impatient, and he has to do something when he thinks of it. If he can't finish it, he will feel very uncomfortable, scratching his heart, not eating well, not sleeping well, and being a human being. Bored.
"Master, don't eat ginger."
Little Pig ate another bowl of rice, looked up and saw Zhu Zi stuffed a piece of **** into his mouth, and hurriedly woke him up. Only then did Zhu Zi come back to his senses and quickly vomited. He hated eating **** the most.
"Master, are you thinking about spring?" Xiaozhu said surprisingly.
"Cough cough..."
Zhu Zi was so choked that she coughed, and the peppers choked the air pipe. After drinking three glasses of water, she recovered. I still feel pity for Zhu Zi, who is tearful, with a touch of red on her cheeks, which is more beautiful than the spring begonia. Said, this man's appearance is really hard to pick, even if he puts on a dead face all day, he is still an iceberg beauty.
"Who taught you to say these words? Children don't learn well." Zhu Zi reprimanded.
Little Pig blinked innocently, "My aunt said that, she said that adults who don't think about tea and rice are Sichun. Master, you were like that just now."
"Your aunt is talking nonsense, she doesn't even understand herself, she knows shit!"
Zhu Zi was not angry, that stinky girl was so stupid that she was able to find a boyfriend, and she didn't know which blind man it was.
Xiaozhu was not convinced, "My aunt has an uncle, and I don't have a teacher yet!"
Zhu Zi was speechless, and had the urge to strangle this little bastard. He spoke as arrogantly as Ye Qingqing's woman, and he inherited his mother's bitterness.
"You will soon have a sister-in-law, and a younger brother." Zhu Zi said boldly, since having a child is already on his work schedule, it will be done sooner or later, he is not lying to the child.
The little pig's eyes were bright, and he asked happily, "Where is my sister-in-law? Master, you should have a little sister. I like my sister."
"Hello brother, let your mother have a younger sister."
Zhu Zi doesn't like daughters, it's too hard for a woman to survive, he doesn't have the patience to raise a daughter, it's better for a son to practice, and his son wants to inherit his mantle, what a big thing a daughter can do, he must give birth to a son, then he has to study it carefully There is absolutely no problem with having a son.
"Where's my wife? Where is it?" Little Pig asked again.
"You have to look for it. Ordinary women are not qualified to be your mistresses. Master has to choose carefully." Zhu Zi vaguely wanted to fool the past, but he forgot that Xiaozhu was not an ordinary child, but it was not so easy to fool. .
"What does the lady want?" Little Pig broke the casserole and asked to the end.
Zhu Zi was in a good mood, and was happy to discuss it with his apprentice. After all, his wife had to be liked by the apprentice, otherwise the family would not be harmonious, so he said, "Both civil and military, you must be in good health, not too tall, not too stupid, but you can't either. Too smart, not too slick, too many women with exquisite faces, too many eyes, not too ugly, affecting the appearance of the next generation..."
Xiaozhu listened to Zhu Zi's ramble for a long time, and yawned three times. It was the first time he heard so much talk from Master, and there was a lot of nonsense.
"Master, do you like my aunt?"
Zhu Zi finally finished talking, and the little pig said something amazing again, Zhu Zi coughed violently again, and the lung tube was about to burst.