Chapter 27： Eggy, I caught shit!

Chapter 27 Eggy, I caught shit!

Acquaintance? Who is his acquaintance?

While everyone was looking at each other, Wang Jianzhong walked to the side of the road with a smile on his face, and greeted the man who was doing the registration, "Accountant Zhao? It really is you! Hahaha! When I saw you at the entrance of our village in the morning, I thought I recognized the wrong person! "

The man raised his head, he was one of the entourage who came with Master Dong to help with the registration.

He looked at Wang Jianzhong with doubts in his eyes, "Who are you?"

Someone around couldn't hold back the burst of laughter.

Wang Jianzhong paused with a smile, and said nonchalantly, "Accountant Zhao is so forgetful hahaha, my surname is Wang, Wang Jianzhong, and I'm the head of Xizhong Village next door. I've been to the wholesale store in the county for the past two years, and I've seen you several times. "

Flower Shirt also came up from behind at this time, and handed a cigarette to Accountant Zhao with a flattering smile, "The Wang Shangguan of your wholesale dealer is my distant cousin. Come, Uncle Zhao, smoke a cigarette!"

After being reminded, Accountant Zhao finally got a little impression of the two people in front of him. He took the cigarette and put it on his ear, and said with a smile, "So it's you two, why did you come here?"

The road from the town to Xizhong Village is not easy to walk, so when he came here, he helped guide the way and let the convoy detour from Xizhong Village. The main road over there has been repaired and is more spacious and flat.

It's normal to be bumped over there.

"It's not that I saw you coming, let's come over to say hello." Wang Jianzhong looked at the old truck team with a particularly enthusiastic tone, "After the business is over, let everyone come to my place. I will treat you with good wine and good food. !"

After a pause, Wang Jianzhong looked around, approached accountant Zhao and raised his voice on purpose, "But accountant Zhao, why did you come here to collect the goods in person? The things grown in Taoxi Village are famous in our town... you can Don't be tricked by others, and you will lose everything in the end."

When the people of Taoxi Village heard this, they were furious and their fists hardened.

A pungent old lady immediately pointed at Wang Jianzhong's uncle and nephew and scolded, "Things with a mouth full of dung, you are the ones who grow it! In the past, the price was lowered by receiving the goods, which only missed breaking our bones and sucking the marrow! Now we still have to pay for it!" You came here to sow discord, are you human?"

"Get out! Get out of our village, you are not welcome here!"

"If you don't leave, we will settle the old and new accounts together! You know what you have done, and we have left evidence!"

Amidst the scolding, Wang Jianzhong remained calm, and smiled bitterly at Accountant Zhao with a magnanimous and helpless look, "In the past, no one took anything from their village, and they were so poor that they could hardly eat. I can't bear to look at the villagers. , I just wanted to help them, if the things I received really couldn’t be sold at a high price, at worst I would suffer a little loss and pay some money...I didn’t expect it to end up like this, and doing things with good intentions would become a villain in the eyes of others.”

Accountant Zhao's eyes moved slightly, and when he looked at Wang Jianzhong again, the meaning was unclear.

Dongxi Lai from Taoxi Village? These two people probably have never eaten melons grown by others.

He was busy and didn't pay attention just now, but now he realizes that since Wang Jianzhong appeared, the atmosphere on the scene has become tense.

The villagers on this side were furious, and behind the big tree on the other side, there were seven or three little ones huddled there, distributing weapons.

is a slingshot made by Huazi himself, one for each person.

"I just said that these two **** are here for nothing good, they are here to cause trouble!" Huazi's childish face was full of anger, and he drew his bow to aim, "If we don't teach them a lesson, we will really block our Taoxi Village. Bully!"

Goudanmao stooped, revealing a pile of half-dried cow dung in the grass by the roadside, he smirked, "Huazi, Qiqi, let's greet them with this! Goudan unique hidden weapon!"

Qi Qi stood there watching the two of them rub cow dung into pellets, their small mouths remained closed for a long time.

Using this...it stinks...

Qiqi had five or six stinky seeds stuffed into her hands.

"Qiqi, can you play with a slingshot? I'll teach you. Look after it, first draw the bow and aim—" Huazi is the best at this, and taught on the spot, pointing the slingshot straight at the back of Wang Jianzhong's head, "Shoot!"

With a whoosh, it hit the target.

Li Goudan was not to be outdone, and aimed three bursts at the flowered shirt, because the flowered shirt was facing them sideways, and all three cow dung bombs hit his face accurately, leaving three dung marks.

The flower shirt reached out and touched the place where it was hit, it hurt, and there was a weird smell.

When I took it off and saw something stuck on it, the face of the flowered shirt was green, and I glanced around with dark eyes, "Who did it, get out!"

Huazi and Li Goudan shrank their heads, threw the slingshots in their hands back into the grass, and when Qiqi stretched out their hands to pull Qiqi over and hide them, Hua Shi's eyes swept over.

The two of them withdrew their hands and slipped away.

Qiqi was unskilled in doing this kind of thing for the first time, was frightened by the sudden drinking, froze at the foot of a tree and was caught.

When the flower shirt looked over, she was still holding the slingshot and the unused cow dung bombs in her hand.

Four eyes met, Qiqi's face was dull.

No, she didn't shoot it, she hasn't drawn her bow yet!

At this time, everyone's eyes followed, all falling on Qi Qi who was "stolen and captured".

"You beat me with cow dung?!" The flowered shirt said grimly.

Qiqi, "..."

Too nervous, the two little hands subconsciously clenched tighter, and there was a soft touch in the palm of the hand...

"Eggy," Qiqi wanted to cry but had no tears, "I caught shit!"

Little egg man, "..." wants to scold your mother.

Damn it!

Can you not be stupid in front of it? It all smells smoky!

At the other end, before Qiqi could answer, the flowered shirt had rushed over fiercely.

On the other side, Zhang Xifeng, the old village head and Chen Jianhe, who had reacted, immediately ran over to protect Qiqi behind them.

The other villagers reacted even more, and immediately surrounded the flower shirt. It was as if the flower shirt dared to move seven or seven times, and they would tear his bones apart.

Although the villagers of Taoxi Village didn't say a lot of things, they had tacitly understood them.

Qiqi is in their hearts now, and it is a secret that Fu Rui cannot tell outside, whoever moves Qiqi they will fight to the death!

The scene was deadlocked.

Wang Jianzhong's face was extremely ugly, and the floral shirt seemed to have a palette hanging on his face, and the colors kept changing.

However, the two of them really dare not move now.

A few years ago, these poor people were oppressed like that by them, and at most they made noises and cursed a few times.

This is the first time that he is fighting them desperately at any time.

Both goods are also scared.

But to be frightened just like that would be a shame.

"What are you thinking? Are you protecting me? Didn't you see that kid throwing cow dung at me?!"

Zhang Xifeng stared and yelled more fiercely than him, "Who are you calling a bastard! What happened when you smashed a few cow dung particles? What a precious person are you? Didn't you shovel chicken dung or pick up cow dung when you were young?" ? You still have to face the little baby for showing off!"

The flower shirt was too angry to speak.

This **** old woman is clearly not reasoning with him!